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Re: How to defend yourself from an attacking dog? [Re: lifeiswhatyoumake]
    #23498793 - 08/01/16 03:50 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Give up your weak arm and gouge its fucking eyes out with your strong arm.

Protect your throat.


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Re: How to defend yourself from an attacking dog? [Re: Great Scott] * 1
    #23498794 - 08/01/16 03:50 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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What about a pack of dogs?




At that point I'd bust out my laptop real quick and post in that day's MDC saying "it's been good homies but I'm about to die...oh and hopefully sunny got his shower in this morning...k bye".


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Re: How to defend yourself from an attacking dog? [Re: Niffla]
    #23498796 - 08/01/16 03:50 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

just poke its eyes out


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Re: How to defend yourself from an attacking dog? [Re: Niffla]
    #23498808 - 08/01/16 03:52 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I concur to that.


Or I might last second do a spinning dragon uppercut and knock the whole pack out one fell-swoop


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Re: How to defend yourself from an attacking dog? [Re: lifeiswhatyoumake]
    #23498811 - 08/01/16 03:52 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

try to slam it right in the face as hard as you can with the sole of your shoe, if it doesn't back down slam your foot down on it's leg/paw as hard as you possibly can, any leg close to you will do, run if you succeed, go for eyes if needed. I hate the idea of harming dogs but if it's you verse the dog and it is going to harm you, do what you have to and go for the weak spots :shrug:

Probably going to walk away with some type of injury no matter what though.


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Re: How to defend yourself from an attacking dog? *DELETED* [Re: Glimeese]
    #23498917 - 08/01/16 04:20 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I have heard that if a pitbull was attacking you, you are supposed to grab its two front legs and spread them out in the opposite direction ripping it chest open basically. I have no idea if this is true. Always remembered it though. Would definantly be hard..


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Re: How to defend yourself from an attacking dog? *DELETED* [Re: Easyriding123] * 2
    #23498944 - 08/01/16 04:25 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

That would probably be one of the stupidest things you could since that would pretty much put it's mouth right at your throat.

You can theorize and come up with all kinds of shit but in the heat of the moment your best choice is probably put your weak arm up to let it grab onto and start kicking it and beating it with your strong arm. Dog's noses are very sensitive so I'd probably focus on that.


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Re: How to defend yourself from an attacking dog? [Re: Shroomslip]
    #23498996 - 08/01/16 04:39 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Every time I've had a pit come at me I just keep my limbs as vertical as possible so it's harder for them to bite down on. When you get chance grab it right behind the jaw and put that fucker on the ground and sit on it. Squeezing its ribs with your knees to maintain position .

Keep your face and neck away from its mouth best you can. If you can't hold it down punch it in the side repeatedly, it's a pretty vulnerable spot.


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Re: How to defend yourself from an attacking dog? [Re: lifeiswhatyoumake]
    #23499043 - 08/01/16 04:51 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I have long legs and good balance.  In my opinion, the best way is to balance on one leg and then push (not kick, if you can get away with it) his chest.  Every time he lunges toward you, just push his chest back. 













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Re: How to defend yourself from an attacking dog? [Re: Learyfan] * 1
    #23499090 - 08/01/16 05:08 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I would have Sprinkles break it's jaw and lacerate it's eye.


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Re: How to defend yourself from an attacking dog? [Re: Urmomma]
    #23499108 - 08/01/16 05:13 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

If you are wearing long sleeves, put your arm inside the sleeve with the sleeves dangling so it bites the sleeve and not your arm. Once it has locked its jaw, you should punch and kick it I guess. Aim for its nose and throat. If somebody else is there, they should do a rear-naked choke on the dog, that's how a small 9 year old boy saved his sister from getting mauled by a pit.

I don't know what you are really supposed to do though, that would really suck to get mauled by a dog.


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Re: How to defend yourself from an attacking dog? [Re: Niffla]
    #23499116 - 08/01/16 05:16 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

My buddy got his arm gnawed by an east side hound... Fucking tweakers sicked it on him cause he was black and banging their daughter. Appearantly he body slammed the thing and punched it a few times then it went away


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Re: How to defend yourself from an attacking dog? [Re: Niffla]
    #23499167 - 08/01/16 05:33 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Quote:

SonicTitan said:
Ive read that the nose is the prime spot to hit a dog if its attacking you.




Eyes, too.




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Re: How to defend yourself from an attacking dog? [Re: demiu5]
    #23500393 - 08/01/16 11:32 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

There was a book in school we had to read called 'call of the wild' about a wolf.  This one
scene described how when a certain dog was making a lunging attack, the man (dog trainer in the story) hit it over
the head with a stick, they somehow don't know how to dodge this attack?

I had a very large dog come straight at me once while walking down the street and I held out my left forearm
for a target and when he was closing in for the bite I hit him on top of the head with my closed fist as hard as I could.
He had a huge head it really hurt but it snapped closed his jaws and he was stunned, then he bolted as fast as he could
away from me. 

Probably the most humane way to do it where neither party really gets hurt.


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