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lifeiswhatyoumake
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How to defend yourself from an attacking dog?
#23498715 - 08/01/16 03:26 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Say you are standing in an open area with nothing to use as a weapon and there is a decent sized dog running straight towards you and you know it is trying to kill you.
What do you do? What is the best approach to defeating the dog and not harming yourself?
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Kush_Zombie
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Don't run and kick the shit out of it. Worked for me with a vicious rottweiler that was loose when I was walking down the street.
Then again, I wear steel toes so idk if you count that as a weapon
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Shoot that bitch
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Pretend to pick up a rock and rock and throw it, even if there's not one. It has worked every time I've tried.
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Re: How to defend yourself from an attacking dog? [Re: Kush_Zombie]
#23498735 - 08/01/16 03:31 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Ya I definitely would not run. That won't work for anybody. My first thought was to start jogging towards it while it was running at me and I would put all of my force into a vicious kick at its head.
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how would you defend against a shark??
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Re: How to defend yourself from an attacking dog? [Re: shadyy] 2
#23498741 - 08/01/16 03:34 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Punch it in the nose. I saw it on Hey Arnold once.
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Re: How to defend yourself from an attacking dog? [Re: shadyy]
#23498742 - 08/01/16 03:34 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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That'd be a good break-off thread.
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Re: How to defend yourself from an attacking dog? [Re: Kush_Zombie] 2
#23498745 - 08/01/16 03:34 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Kush_Zombie said: Punch it in the nose. I saw it on Hey Arnold once. 
"Hey Arnold" holds the secrets for all of life's questions.
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human urine causes a reaction that leads the shark to have a muscle spasm
just start peeing all over the place
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Re: How to defend yourself from an attacking dog? [Re: Kush_Zombie]
#23498757 - 08/01/16 03:38 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Kush_Zombie said: Then again, I wear steel toes so idk if you count that as a weapon 
I forget to respond to this earlier. I don't count steel toes as a weapon in this case since you were already wearing them. I'm sure one good kick with those would stop just about anything from attacking you.
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Re: How to defend yourself from an attacking dog? [Re: shadyy]
#23498758 - 08/01/16 03:38 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Ive read that the nose is the prime spot to hit a dog if its attacking you.
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Assuming you don't have a weapon, there's probably not a foolproof way of not possibly suffering some sort of injury -- but if you wanna not get mauled to death...you gotta fight back. Fight back as aggressively as you can.
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Re: How to defend yourself from an attacking dog? [Re: Niffla]
#23498765 - 08/01/16 03:40 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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I'm sure you have a good tactic. Let's hear it!
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Re: How to defend yourself from an attacking dog? [Re: SonicTitan]
#23498767 - 08/01/16 03:41 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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SonicTitan said: Ive read that the nose is the prime spot to hit a dog if its attacking you.
Eyes, too.
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What about a pack of dogs?
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I'd probably just play dead.
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Re: How to defend yourself from an attacking dog? [Re: Great Scott]
#23498788 - 08/01/16 03:49 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Climb a tree? haha I think the average person would be fucked even with a weapon. Especially if they're attacking from all angles.
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Re: How to defend yourself from an attacking dog? [Re: Niffla]
#23498789 - 08/01/16 03:49 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Kick it square in the throat I guess.
If hes already on me I'm just going to kneel down on him. At 355lbs it will break all his ribs and keep him from breathing.
Dogs generally want to play though, even if they bite. Dogs are rarely homicidal, if they are they'll go right for the throat. If he bites your arm or leg hes playing and you just beat him up until he quits.
If a dog bites your limb, shove it in the back of his throat. He can't bite that way and will try to let go.
The ninja way to kill a dog is to grab his head and force it upwards, breaking his neck. One hand under its jaw, the other in the back of his neck and -snap-
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lifeiswhatyoumake said:
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Kush_Zombie said: Punch it in the nose. I saw it on Hey Arnold once. 
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