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Offlinesanchothestoner
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emc wake the fuck up
    #23497949 - 08/01/16 09:43 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

wake up you lazy fucks.

start packin ur pipes full of crack, cause today's gonna be a good one!!!!


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I fucking hate you... God damn, I love you...
But we both know if we stick together, we'll just tear ourselves apart
You are my sunshine, my only sunshine, you make me happy, when skies are grey
You are my heroin, but there's an abscess... God damn, I miss the vein!


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Re: emc wake the fuck up [Re: sanchothestoner]
    #23497966 - 08/01/16 09:52 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Good morning sweet silky little baby sanchoween


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Invisibleplasma
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Re: emc wake the fuck up [Re: sanchothestoner]
    #23497969 - 08/01/16 09:53 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I'm at work with a hang over.

Quite possibly the worst combo ever


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Re: emc wake the fuck up [Re: plasma]
    #23497973 - 08/01/16 09:55 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

hi moonshoe


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I fucking hate you... God damn, I love you...
But we both know if we stick together, we'll just tear ourselves apart
You are my sunshine, my only sunshine, you make me happy, when skies are grey
You are my heroin, but there's an abscess... God damn, I miss the vein!


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Re: emc wake the fuck up [Re: plasma]
    #23497975 - 08/01/16 09:56 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Gonna start taking apart my buddies truck getting and sanded and primed to paint. He's a spray painter been teaching me how to do it. Makes crazy money too I watched him crank out 2 paintings in under and hour and sold them for 300$.

Just moseying as we were chit chatting and he was showing me little tips and tricks like trees and water and shit. Fun stuff once I get a little better I'm going to start selling my stuff as well.


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"I don't give nothin' to nobody, I just pay the cost to do business." - Riley "Young Reezy"-Boondocks

"The road to hell is paved with good intentions."

"In the days of kings and queens I was a jester."

"And then the great lord created bears... too many bears... shoulda really dialed back on the bears." Squidbillies

"Can you start speaking words instead of your damn filthy lies!"- Louise "Bobs Burgers"


Edited by Enjoywho (08/01/16 09:59 AM)


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Re: emc wake the fuck up [Re: plasma]
    #23497983 - 08/01/16 10:03 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I will spend the day in quiet thanks that I am neither hungover  nor at work, while savouring the fact that you are with sadistic glee

Just kidding that blows ,
I've been there :hug:


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Re: emc wake the fuck up [Re: Enjoywho]
    #23497987 - 08/01/16 10:05 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)



This was one of them. Pays me really we
Too helped him with a 53 foot semi and made 500 bucks and I probably did 5 hours of actual work. Mostly just hang out with him chill dude. I actually enjoy working now :lol: I think he made 15 grand on it in 5 days. Turned out fuckin sick.


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"I don't give nothin' to nobody, I just pay the cost to do business." - Riley "Young Reezy"-Boondocks

"The road to hell is paved with good intentions."

"In the days of kings and queens I was a jester."

"And then the great lord created bears... too many bears... shoulda really dialed back on the bears." Squidbillies

"Can you start speaking words instead of your damn filthy lies!"- Louise "Bobs Burgers"


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Re: emc wake the fuck up [Re: Moonshoe]
    #23497993 - 08/01/16 10:08 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Late start for me. Actually got to sleep in on a weekday.

:feelsweirdman:

Yesterday was my last day at my previous job. Now I gotta get the ball rolling on the new job I'm starting on the 18th. Gotta fill out some stuff in a minute to get the background check process rolling, and my drug test has been green lighted. Gotta go to a nearby clinic within the next 72 hours to take it (I think I'm a lock to pass so I'm not worried). Will probably take it first thing tomorrow morn.


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Re: emc wake the fuck up [Re: Niffla]
    #23497995 - 08/01/16 10:10 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)



Pretty fun shit.


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"I don't give nothin' to nobody, I just pay the cost to do business." - Riley "Young Reezy"-Boondocks

"The road to hell is paved with good intentions."

"In the days of kings and queens I was a jester."

"And then the great lord created bears... too many bears... shoulda really dialed back on the bears." Squidbillies

"Can you start speaking words instead of your damn filthy lies!"- Louise "Bobs Burgers"


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Re: emc wake the fuck up [Re: Niffla] * 1
    #23497996 - 08/01/16 10:10 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

bro niffla yer gonna fail that drug test and ruin yer life cause you decided to get inebriated instead.


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I fucking hate you... God damn, I love you...
But we both know if we stick together, we'll just tear ourselves apart
You are my sunshine, my only sunshine, you make me happy, when skies are grey
You are my heroin, but there's an abscess... God damn, I miss the vein!


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Re: emc wake the fuck up [Re: sanchothestoner]
    #23498005 - 08/01/16 10:15 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I'm at the doctor's office.

I messaged koods because I'm getting a colonoscopy done, and I was just wondering what I should be prepared for -- sensation-wise.



No, but I really am at the docs...getting a script, yo.

This one lady is talking to everybody in the waiting room. That's some taboo shit.


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Re: emc wake the fuck up [Re: shadyy]
    #23498013 - 08/01/16 10:23 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

That's a no-no. Everyone knows that waiting rooms are reserved for complete silence and awkward glances, and the occasional crying baby


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Re: emc wake the fuck up [Re: sanchothestoner] * 1
    #23498016 - 08/01/16 10:24 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

sanchothestoner said:
bro niffla yer gonna fail that drug test and ruin yer life cause you decided to get inebriated instead.




you know what fuck that dead end ass job

i'm about to get more inebriated than I've ever been right now



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Re: emc wake the fuck up [Re: Niffla] * 1
    #23498018 - 08/01/16 10:25 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Niffla said:
Quote:

sanchothestoner said:
bro niffla yer gonna fail that drug test and ruin yer life cause you decided to get inebriated instead.




you know what fuck that dead end ass job

i'm about to get more inebriated than I've ever been right now






:canthelpbutlaugh:


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I fucking hate you... God damn, I love you...
But we both know if we stick together, we'll just tear ourselves apart
You are my sunshine, my only sunshine, you make me happy, when skies are grey
You are my heroin, but there's an abscess... God damn, I miss the vein!


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Re: emc wake the fuck up [Re: sanchothestoner]
    #23498020 - 08/01/16 10:25 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

ur name still sounds like a cookie


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I fucking hate you... God damn, I love you...
But we both know if we stick together, we'll just tear ourselves apart
You are my sunshine, my only sunshine, you make me happy, when skies are grey
You are my heroin, but there's an abscess... God damn, I miss the vein!


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Re: emc wake the fuck up [Re: shadyy]
    #23498025 - 08/01/16 10:27 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

what are you getting prescribed shadyy


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Re: emc wake the fuck up [Re: plasma]
    #23498027 - 08/01/16 10:28 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

plasma said:
That's a no-no. Everyone knows that waiting rooms are reserved for complete silence and awkward glances, and the occasional crying baby




I do enjoy a good awkward glancing.


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"I don't give nothin' to nobody, I just pay the cost to do business." - Riley "Young Reezy"-Boondocks

"The road to hell is paved with good intentions."

"In the days of kings and queens I was a jester."

"And then the great lord created bears... too many bears... shoulda really dialed back on the bears." Squidbillies

"Can you start speaking words instead of your damn filthy lies!"- Louise "Bobs Burgers"


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Re: emc wake the fuck up [Re: Sheekle]
    #23498031 - 08/01/16 10:32 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

It's just a refill of my benzies


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Re: emc wake the fuck up [Re: Enjoywho]
    #23498033 - 08/01/16 10:33 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

doing drugs is fun.

setting them up to be done is even more fun :datass:


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I fucking hate you... God damn, I love you...
But we both know if we stick together, we'll just tear ourselves apart
You are my sunshine, my only sunshine, you make me happy, when skies are grey
You are my heroin, but there's an abscess... God damn, I miss the vein!


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Re: emc wake the fuck up [Re: shadyy]
    #23498040 - 08/01/16 10:34 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

which benzos are you prescribed


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"Ur cat died because he hated u" - Koods
"I hope JSB kicks your ass one day." - Vandago
"you are the biggest 'internet guy' I have ever come across"- Jokeshopbeard
"The more I see you post the more I realize you're just this fuckin tie dye loser who trolls the Shroomery 24/7." - Herbologist
"Sheekle you cannot vile the dice of bullshit you have posted on this forum over the years, I like databases" - thelastoneleft
"or maybe i just come from a blood line of superior intelligence" - trees

R.I.P Kelsy, ?/?/?? - 6/11/16


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