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OfflineApostle
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Re: Woman Claims She Was Sexually Assaulted By Toy [Re: musiclover420]
    #23495622 - 07/31/16 01:21 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Women: Not Even Once.


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Re: Woman Claims She Was Sexually Assaulted By Toy [Re: daz01]
    #23495672 - 07/31/16 01:41 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

If you guys wanna see real crazy japanese shit, look up their version of "wwe cage matches". They aren't fake.

Dunking heads into a tank of piranhas.
Check
Real barbed wire
Check
Sticking firecrackers in each others ass
Check.

I'll have to dig to find video evidence. But It's for real. It's like when da maniac from sunny in philly said "naw naw, that old school shit, that don't fly no more, people want real, they want blood and to see you get hurt" they took that as a challenge and made him seem peffectly sane.


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Re: Woman Claims She Was Sexually Assaulted By Toy [Re: Apostle]
    #23495681 - 07/31/16 01:44 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Off topic and not funny more pf a had to be there moment but i was at a chinese buffet that sells all kinds of food including crab legs and thos asian waitress comes over to order our drinks and my friend and i order sprites and the lady said "okay so two "spwites" and my friend lost it in front of everyone in the store and started cracking up and saying "spwite!?" It was a good time but i felt awful if it offended anypne at the restaurant but i couldnt stop laughing myself my friends laugh is contagious.


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Re: Woman Claims She Was Sexually Assaulted By Toy [Re: Plain]
    #23495921 - 07/31/16 02:50 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

People can't take a joke it seems. How did a story like this manage to make it to national news? There's an election, shootings, terror attacks, migration issues and then there are idiot women being assaulted by squirt guns...


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Re: Woman Claims She Was Sexually Assaulted By Toy [Re: Patlal]
    #23495928 - 07/31/16 02:52 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Its a little figurine.

I had this done like ten years ago so i know its a long standing practice.

Fuck this dumb lady.


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Re: Woman Claims She Was Sexually Assaulted By Toy [Re: Patlal]
    #23495934 - 07/31/16 02:55 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Patlal said:
People can't take a joke it seems. How did a story like this manage to make it to national news? There's an election, shootings, terror attacks, migration issues and then there are idiot women being assaulted by squirt guns...




I was pretty curious when I read the headline but that quickly turned to shock after reading the article :lol:


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Re: Woman Claims She Was Sexually Assaulted By Toy [Re: Crystal G]
    #23496034 - 07/31/16 03:29 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Americans are so fucking stupid about this shit and make such a damn big deal about NOTHING.

Somebody I know works at a Japanese bookstore that is located in California. She said the bookstore was sued for hundreds of thousands of dollars (and lost the lawsuit and had to pay money), all because of a dumb lady that was offended their selection of Kewpie dolls, which is a doll of a NAKED BABY. :facepalm:

Consequently, the bookstore had to ban all of their Kewpie dolls.

These people are fucking scam artists, they're just trying to file more petty lawsuits to make a nickel and dime off of. Honest businesses go bankrupt because of slime-balls like these.

Shoot these people, or at least burn their houses down.

This is what Kewpie looks like by the way






Not nickle and dime. Thousands of dollars... maybe if the courts stopped pandering to such petty shit then people wouldn't be inclined to abuse the system...


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Re: Woman Claims She Was Sexually Assaulted By Toy [Re: CookieCrumbs]
    #23496052 - 07/31/16 03:35 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

"wee wee area" :facepalm:

Can't believe there are grown adults out there who talk and think like this. Jesus.

Also the headline is misleading, it should say "sexually assaulted with toy". "Sexually assaulted by a toy" makes it sound like the toy was acting alone. Like she was suing the toy, itself. Obviously the yellow journalists wanted to exaggerate the absurdity of the story by wording it that way.

On the plus side, this story made me realize that I need to go to a hibachi restaurant.


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Re: Woman Claims She Was Sexually Assaulted By Toy [Re: ManianFH]
    #23496233 - 07/31/16 04:38 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Haha. I read a Yelp review saying that "the Sprite was over carbonated - very unhappy"

I would be happy to send you to Antarctica bitch where you can try to write a review about how cold your frostbiten dumbass is.




I have been searching for over carbonated sodas, because since I was a kid they have done absolutely nothing for me.

Remember back in the days when sodas would burn your throat they'd be so fizzy? Now they're flat as shit :bored:


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Re: Woman Claims She Was Sexually Assaulted By Toy [Re: Crystal G]
    #23496341 - 07/31/16 05:18 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Drink kombucha or some naturally carbonated beverages, they are healthier and taste way more natural. You can even make em yourself pretty easily.

I have made some so fizzy they literally exploded like champagne when opened and I ended up with berry/ fruit and ginger chunks on my ceiling and walls :lol:


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Re: Woman Claims She Was Sexually Assaulted By Toy [Re: Asante]
    #23496349 - 07/31/16 05:20 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Traditional Japanese culture is SUPER UPTIGHT and ritualized. People want a release from that vice grip on their lives.





traditional japanese culture kept the perversion behind closed doors, historically
it was the norm to fuck little boys and girls, maybe they picked it up from the
jesuits, maybe they showed the jesuits how it's done


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Re: Woman Claims She Was Sexually Assaulted By Toy [Re: Crystal G]
    #23496355 - 07/31/16 05:21 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Remember back in the days when sodas would burn your throat they'd be so fizzy? Now they're flat as shit :bored:





you arent that damn old


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Re: Woman Claims She Was Sexually Assaulted By Toy [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #23496385 - 07/31/16 05:31 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Quote:

Asante said:
Traditional Japanese culture is SUPER UPTIGHT and ritualized. People want a release from that vice grip on their lives.





traditional japanese culture kept the perversion behind closed doors, historically
it was the norm to fuck little boys and girls, maybe they picked it up from the
jesuits, maybe they showed the jesuits how it's done




I actually read about this recently, Japanese culture was very sexually liberated before the Meiji period. It was in the Meiji period that Japan's national culture changed to be more warlike, and sexuality was only permitted for the purpose of producing soldiers for the Emperor. But before that period, people were just having orgies out in public like it was nothing, apparently.

I think I got that right? I get mixed up by Japan's historical eras.


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Re: Woman Claims She Was Sexually Assaulted By Toy [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
    #23496497 - 07/31/16 06:02 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

the Muromachi and Edo periods were also filled with war. the mongols invaded in the
1300s and the kamakazi attack methods were born. during these periods the rule was
by various Shogunates, the emperor was merely a figurehead

and the japanese culture was never a sexually repressed culture. as i said, there
were periods it was just behind closed doors


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Re: Woman Claims She Was Sexually Assaulted By Toy [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #23496533 - 07/31/16 06:13 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I couldn't remember if it was in the Edo period or the Meiji period where the culture changed to be more conservative about sex. It would make sense for the Meiji period because that's when Japan was aggressively expanding its empire.

Everybody in every culture is a freak behind closed doors IMO :shrug: It doesn't really set Japan apart.


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Re: Woman Claims She Was Sexually Assaulted By Toy [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
    #23496540 - 07/31/16 06:15 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Meanwhile, in Japan...



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Re: Woman Claims She Was Sexually Assaulted By Toy [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #23496544 - 07/31/16 06:16 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Prisoner#1 said:
Quote:

Asante said:
Traditional Japanese culture is SUPER UPTIGHT and ritualized. People want a release from that vice grip on their lives.





traditional japanese culture kept the perversion behind closed doors, historically
it was the norm to fuck little boys and girls, maybe they picked it up from the
jesuits, maybe they showed the jesuits how it's done



Isn't the age of consent in japan  like 14 years old?

If anyone wants to google "age of consent japan" a fun little easter egg (? Idk why else this happens) is a picture of dennis reynolds will appear at the top of the google screen.


Nvm, they took the pic of dennis down. It was weird when i saw it on reddit.:rofl:


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Edited by LuSiD enthusiast (07/31/16 06:18 PM)


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Re: Woman Claims She Was Sexually Assaulted By Toy [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
    #23496550 - 07/31/16 06:20 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Meanwhile, in Japan...





This seems more American than Japanese. Note the over abundance of cats, the fractal fetus', the spikes coming out of the giant penis and the swastika on the chest of the freshly slayed succubi. Certainly the product of schizo American artwork. There's no other way.


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Re: Woman Claims She Was Sexually Assaulted By Toy [Re: PatrickKn]
    #23496555 - 07/31/16 06:22 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

It's actually by an Australian artist named Paul Robertson, but it's clearly intended to mimic Japanese styles. Good eye.


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Re: Woman Claims She Was Sexually Assaulted By Toy [Re: Sophistic Radiance] * 1
    #23496562 - 07/31/16 06:25 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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It's actually by an Australian artist



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