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Woman Claims She Was Sexually Assaulted By Toy
    #23494380 - 07/31/16 01:52 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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A woman who visited a hibachi steakhouse in Tennessee says she was sexually assaulted by a toy during her dinner.

Police were called to Hibachi in Murfreesboro this week on a sexual assault complaint, where the Isabelle Lassiter told them she'd been squirted in the face with a toy by a chef.

The toy is meant to look like a little boy that pulls his pants down and "urinates."

Watch: Former Fox News Reporter Arrested on Rape and Forcible Sodomy Charges: Cops

Proprietors of the restaurant admit the incident occurred and said the toy is meant to be funny.

But Lassiter isn't isn't laughing, in part because it happened in front of her children.

"It peed on me, basically. Out of his… wee-wee area,” Isabelle Lassiter told WTVF.

Lassiter reportedly police said she felt sexually assaulted because the toy had a penis. However, in the police statement, the officer refuted that claim.

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"I observed the toy to have no penis and just a hole for the water to shoot out," the officer wrote.

In reaction to news reports about the incident, Lassiter and her husband released a statement defending the allegations.

"People are missing the point. This was a sexually-oriented toy meant for adults, in front of minor children," the statement read. "We're not trying to make money off of this. If the toy was in a bar, it'd be a different situation, but this was in a family restaurant with 13 to 14 year olds at the table. If people think it's so funny, why don't people go buy that toy and squirt a cop in the face with it and see what happens."




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Re: Woman Claims She Was Sexually Assaulted By Toy [Re: musiclover420]
    #23494382 - 07/31/16 01:57 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Americans are so fucking stupid about this shit and make such a damn big deal about NOTHING.

Somebody I know works at a Japanese bookstore that is located in California. She said the bookstore was sued for hundreds of thousands of dollars (and lost the lawsuit and had to pay money), all because of a dumb lady that was offended their selection of Kewpie dolls, which is a doll of a NAKED BABY. :facepalm:

Consequently, the bookstore had to ban all of their Kewpie dolls.

These people are fucking scam artists, they're just trying to file more petty lawsuits to make a nickel and dime off of. Honest businesses go bankrupt because of slime-balls like these.

Shoot these people, or at least burn their houses down.

This is what Kewpie looks like by the way



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Re: Woman Claims She Was Sexually Assaulted By Toy [Re: musiclover420]
    #23494384 - 07/31/16 01:59 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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musiclover420 said:
Watch: Former Fox News Reporter Arrested on Rape and Forcible Sodomy Charges: Cops




Of the entire article this was the most shocking part


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Re: Woman Claims She Was Sexually Assaulted By Toy [Re: musiclover420]
    #23494394 - 07/31/16 02:08 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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"It peed on me, basically. Out of his… wee-wee area,” Isabelle Lassiter told WTVF.





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Re: Woman Claims She Was Sexually Assaulted By Toy [Re: I_was_the_walrus] * 1
    #23494402 - 07/31/16 02:12 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

she is an idiot and deserves someone pissing on her in real life.


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Re: Woman Claims She Was Sexually Assaulted By Toy [Re: Crystal G] * 1
    #23494404 - 07/31/16 02:13 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Shoot these people, or at least burn their houses down.






Also, didnt you just make a thread the other day about executing the mentally inferior/emotionally stunted?


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Re: Woman Claims She Was Sexually Assaulted By Toy [Re: Crystal G]
    #23494412 - 07/31/16 02:17 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Crystal G said:

Shoot these people, or at least burn their houses down.




I endorse this

Tar and feather them


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Re: Woman Claims She Was Sexually Assaulted By Toy [Re: I_was_the_walrus]
    #23494416 - 07/31/16 02:23 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Crystal G said:


Shoot these people, or at least burn their houses down.






Also, didnt you just make a thread the other day about executing the mentally inferior/emotionally stunted?




Yes, but that thread was purely for hypothetical purposes. I personally don't have an opinion on the mentally ill, I actually see both sides of the coin, so I prefer to take the safer stance and say no execution until further evidence arises.

If you couldn't tell that my statement here was facetious, I can't help you.

But really though, these people should have some kind of punishment. There should be some kind of fine or jail time or something in order for filing petty lawsuits or too many lawsuits. Perhaps that would stop people, if they were ordered to pay $10,000 from the court or something. Unless you are hurt or injured or discriminated against or something, there's no reason you should be filing a lawsuit.


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Re: Woman Claims She Was Sexually Assaulted By Toy [Re: Crystal G]
    #23494418 - 07/31/16 02:25 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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musiclover420 said:
Watch: Former Fox News Reporter Arrested on Rape and Forcible Sodomy Charges: Cops




Of the entire article this was the most shocking part




:lol: I always keep an eye out for those fucking snippets but I guess I missed one finally, might as well leave it as that is an intense story.

Seriously though, suing a bookstore over a baby doll is pretty damn low... You would have to be either the greediest scumbag or most repressed christian ever.


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Re: Woman Claims She Was Sexually Assaulted By Toy [Re: Crystal G]
    #23494420 - 07/31/16 02:27 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

there are more then a few scammers fucking with places for not being ADA (american disability act) compliant. most of the places are in older buildings with grandfathered in code exceptions.

the latest one around here is a pool lift elevator so they can get in and out of the pool.

im all for people being about to get into the bathroom stall and able to take an elevator to get up stairs but it gets nuts.

they have all the new bars wide enough for a wheelchair to maneuver around, never mind all the product is generally on high shelves and the job is very physically demanding.


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Re: Woman Claims She Was Sexually Assaulted By Toy [Re: musiclover420]
    #23494429 - 07/31/16 02:33 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Seriously though, suing a bookstore over a baby doll is pretty damn low... You would have to be either the greediest scumbag or most repressed christian ever.




And of course the woman was American, because no Japanese person would ever be offended by something normal like a naked baby.

I was reading Yelp reviews for my gym, and one lady actually gave the gym 1 star, because she was complaining the presence of little children in the locker room. Note that her complaint was NOT because they were disruptive, it was NOT because they were being loud, and NOT because they were misbehaving, but simply because they were........ staring at her naked body in the gym locker room while she was changing. :facepalm: She said it made her feel extremely uncomfortable and consequently, did not want the presence of little children in the locker room. :freshwtf:

I thought that reasoning was so preposterous. If she were to say that out loud in the rest of the world, people would think SHE was stupid and there was something wrong with HER.


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Re: Woman Claims She Was Sexually Assaulted By Toy [Re: musiclover420] * 1
    #23494435 - 07/31/16 02:39 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Those poor, poor kids. Their mother sounds like a real stupid bitch.


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Re: Woman Claims She Was Sexually Assaulted By Toy [Re: Great Scott]
    #23494454 - 07/31/16 03:06 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I assumed it happened in America, that happening Japan is even more fucked up. I am amazed she got away with it :shocked:

Also if your that ashamed of your body and having it looked at you probably should not be changing in public in the first place :facepalm3:

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Those poor, poor kids. Their mother sounds like a real stupid bitch.




That was like the first thing I thought after reading the article :tongue2: I can just picture her getting sprayed with water then throwing a huge fit while her kids sit awkwardly.


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Re: Woman Claims She Was Sexually Assaulted By Toy [Re: musiclover420] * 1
    #23494458 - 07/31/16 03:09 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Its wee wee area lmao :rofl:

Someone go slap her with a dildo :lol: hahaha


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Re: Woman Claims She Was Sexually Assaulted By Toy [Re: musiclover420]
    #23494464 - 07/31/16 03:14 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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I assumed it happened in America, that happening Japan is even more fucked up. I am amazed she got away with it :shocked:




Yeah, of course it was in America. It was a specialty Japanese bookstore that sells manga and comic books and Japanese cookbooks and various "otaku" items from Japan, so lots of American customers looking for specialty Japanese material come in to that store.

For starters, Japanese people would not get offended by such a thing. I mean, there is a big sauna culture where everybody goes to the public baths together to bathe in the nude, family style. Families bathing together in the nude is not considered strange, that's one of the ways people socialize there.

Second, the frequency of frivolous lawsuits in Japan is low. If you were to actually go to the attorney and say that you wanted to sue a business over something like this, he would tell you to your face that you are a moron and that he will not represent you. Japanese attorneys actually have some semblance of pride and honor. They don't just sue over nothing just to get money.

At that same gym, one time I was stripping naked for the showers, and this little girl, maybe 3 or 4, pointed to me and said, "Mommy, she's naked." :lol: Luckily the mom was more understanding, and said, "Well, that's okay, it's just like me when I'm at home, right honey?"

If she were to get offended or mad at me for being naked, I would be like WTF are you talking about lady?! :crankey:

Honestly, you are making children much more psychologically unhealthy by shielding them from the natural human body. It is much more harmful to only be exposed to photoshopped images in the body throughout your life.


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Re: Woman Claims She Was Sexually Assaulted By Toy [Re: Spellbound]
    #23494465 - 07/31/16 03:14 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Pearl clutcher :haha:


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Re: Woman Claims She Was Sexually Assaulted By Toy [Re: musiclover420]
    #23494469 - 07/31/16 03:18 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Those poor, poor kids. Their mother sounds like a real stupid bitch.




That was like the first thing I thought after reading the article :tongue2: I can just picture her getting sprayed with water then throwing a huge fit while her kids sit awkwardly.




She's just a con artist trying to get some money, there's no way she truly felt damaged for something that insignificant. She's a scammer trying to sue innocent people so she can make a buck, pretty typical of low-lifes.

Here's another frivolous lawsuit, woman sues McD because she found a fried chicken head in her nuggets. This isn't a big deal WTF, it's a fucking butchered piece of chicken that made its way past the assembly line! It's not like she found a rat or a cockroach in her food. She should have exchanged out her nuggets for a new set and that should have been the end of the story. What kind of possible "emotional distress" could she possibly have from this that would entitle her to $100K? It's fucking nonsense!

I'm just glad she's suing McDonald's who can afford this kind of payment, and not some small mom and pop shop whose business could be ran into the ground over a stupid lawsuit like this:

http://www.dailycognition.com/index.php/2007/11/19/real-chicken-head-found-in-mcdonalds-happy-meal.html


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Re: Woman Claims She Was Sexually Assaulted By Toy [Re: Crystal G]
    #23494476 - 07/31/16 03:31 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

And of course Trump is one of those people that's sued practically everybody he's ever met. He's even sued entire countries, bro. :lolsy:

http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2015/07/06/trump-sued-everyone-but-his-hairdresser.html


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Re: Woman Claims She Was Sexually Assaulted By Toy [Re: Crystal G]
    #23494483 - 07/31/16 03:38 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

She doesn't sound very fun to hang out with. Can't even pee on her. Sheesh.


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Re: Woman Claims She Was Sexually Assaulted By Toy [Re: Enjoywho]
    #23494489 - 07/31/16 03:49 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

:flowstone:

derp derp. giv some monies pls.


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