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How can my wife and I find a third partner for sex?
    #23493298 - 07/30/16 06:04 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Does anyone have any advice on how or where a couple might find a third partner for a threesome?

Is there any particular website, app, or place for this kind of thing?

Something like tinder for couples, or something like plenty of fish for threesomes?

Does anyone have any experience with finding a threesome partner ?

We came very close at an MDMA pool party recently to participating in a three some or an orgy, but we had old married friends in town visiting us and they got uncomfortable and wanted to leave, and we couldn't ditch them. So damn close... :shakefist:

We have a few ideas and we have made a promise that we will finally have a threesome in less than one year.

Anyways just wondering if anyone has tips or knows a website or something that would be good for finding a threesome partner.


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Re: How can my wife and I find a third partner for sex? [Re: Moonshoe] * 2
    #23493303 - 07/30/16 06:06 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Haha, you would make a thread like this Moonshoe.


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Re: How can my wife and I find a third partner for sex? *DELETED* [Re: Moonshoe]
    #23493309 - 07/30/16 06:08 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Re: How can my wife and I find a third partner for sex? [Re: shadyy] * 1
    #23493314 - 07/30/16 06:09 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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How can my wife and I find a third partner for sex?




Don't do it.


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Re: How can my wife and I find a third partner for sex? [Re: Apostle]
    #23493317 - 07/30/16 06:11 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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How can my wife and I find a third partner for sex?




Do it.




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Re: How can my wife and I find a third partner for sex? [Re: Moonshoe]
    #23493319 - 07/30/16 06:12 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

You buy me a ticket to Iceland. I was made for three ways :cookiemonster:

But, if you are looking to have a threesome on the cheap, the main way I've seen couples look for a third is to have the female partner make a Tinder or OKC account and send messages saying "u do couples??" to everybody with a decent profile pic.


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Re: How can my wife and I find a third partner for sex? [Re: Sophistic Radiance] * 1
    #23493328 - 07/30/16 06:14 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Ask your dog you immoral destroyers of childhood


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Re: How can my wife and I find a third partner for sex? [Re: Buckthorn]
    #23493330 - 07/30/16 06:15 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Any tips? The husband takes it in the ass


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Re: How can my wife and I find a third partner for sex? [Re: Moonshoe] * 5
    #23493333 - 07/30/16 06:15 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Pokemon Go


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Re: How can my wife and I find a third partner for sex? [Re: Buckthorn] * 2
    #23493336 - 07/30/16 06:17 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

This is just gonna be another threesome thread that moonshoe makes and then deletes.  He's done this like 3 or 4 times in the past 2 years.  Don't even waste your time with it, fellas.


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Re: How can my wife and I find a third partner for sex? [Re: Moonshoe]
    #23493342 - 07/30/16 06:19 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

is that true, moonshoe??


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Re: How can my wife and I find a third partner for sex? [Re: Burke Dennings] * 1
    #23493343 - 07/30/16 06:19 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I hope your island melts


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Re: How can my wife and I find a third partner for sex? [Re: shadyy] * 1
    #23493349 - 07/30/16 06:21 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)



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Re: How can my wife and I find a third partner for sex? [Re: Buckthorn]
    #23493365 - 07/30/16 06:25 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

You know, it's not literally a land made of ice. The Vikings of the time just called it that because they ran a profitable but unsustainable business smuggling Icelandic ice to both sides of the Atlantic and wanted to sell it off before it went into the red. I'm pretty sure Portugal and the Netherlands actually actually went to war over it before realizing they had been bamboozled.

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Re: How can my wife and I find a third partner for sex? [Re: Sophistic Radiance] * 7
    #23493369 - 07/30/16 06:26 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Moon, you should ask TheMovment for advice.


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Re: How can my wife and I find a third partner for sex? [Re: Sophistic Radiance] * 2
    #23493371 - 07/30/16 06:26 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Greenland is the one made of ice


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Re: How can my wife and I find a third partner for sex? [Re: AuroraBorealis88]
    #23493396 - 07/30/16 06:35 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Yup, in fact the Vikings called it Greenland so that nobody would think it had any ice. They did this to discourage invasion by the British and to keep ice prices artificially high by limiting the supply available to market. Their plan was to move operations to Greenland once Iceland had been harvested dry and conned off on wealthy dupes from the mainland, but their plan never came to fruition because Vikingstan was conquered and overrun by a coalition of mainly Swedes and Norwegians. The entire Viking population was killed in the invasion and the subsequent bloody holocaust perpetrated by the white devils. Today, no trace of the once-proud Viking culture survives. :sad:


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Re: How can my wife and I find a third partner for sex? [Re: AuroraBorealis88]
    #23493397 - 07/30/16 06:36 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

What is the red


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Re: How can my wife and I find a third partner for sex? [Re: Moonshoe]
    #23493412 - 07/30/16 06:42 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

PM fee or chicksgrowtoo.


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Re: How can my wife and I find a third partner for sex? [Re: California]
    #23493531 - 07/30/16 07:25 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

thrinder i think is  the threesome app


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Re: How can my wife and I find a third partner for sex? [Re: thelanzii]
    #23493548 - 07/30/16 07:28 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

You're thinking of Tinder :cookiemonster:


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Re: How can my wife and I find a third partner for sex? [Re: Sophistic Radiance] * 1
    #23493582 - 07/30/16 07:39 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

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You know, it's not literally a land made of ice. The Vikings of the time just called it that because they ran a profitable but unsustainable business smuggling Icelandic ice to both sides of the Atlantic and wanted to sell it off before it went into the red. I'm pretty sure Portugal and the Netherlands actually actually went to war over it before realizing they had been bamboozled.

:themoreyouknow:



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Sophistic Radiance said:
Yup, in fact the Vikings called it Greenland so that nobody would think it had any ice. They did this to discourage invasion by the British and to keep ice prices artificially high by limiting the supply available to market. Their plan was to move operations to Greenland once Iceland had been harvested dry and conned off on wealthy dupes from the mainland, but their plan never came to fruition because Vikingstan was conquered and overrun by a coalition of mainly Swedes and Norwegians. The entire Viking population was killed in the invasion and the subsequent bloody holocaust perpetrated by the white devils. Today, no trace of the once-proud Viking culture survives. :sad:





How do you know so much about vikings?

I love vikings, so much fun to read about, I like that show vikings too, am finishing the 3rd season soon.


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Re: How can my wife and I find a third partner for sex? [Re: Moonshoe]
    #23493596 - 07/30/16 07:42 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Thats odd that you're having issues with that. Have you asked a single person?


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Re: How can my wife and I find a third partner for sex? [Re: Moonshoe]
    #23493624 - 07/30/16 07:52 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Swinglifestyle.


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Re: How can my wife and I find a third partner for sex? [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
    #23494115 - 07/30/16 11:23 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Malcolm_Xtasy said:
Moon, you should ask TheMovment for advice.




He should just invite themovement over for dinner and drinks.


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Re: How can my wife and I find a third partner for sex? [Re: koods]
    #23494121 - 07/30/16 11:27 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I just saw a story on viceland about 3rinder or thrinder. I


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Re: How can my wife and I find a third partner for sex? [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
    #23494123 - 07/30/16 11:29 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

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because Vikingstan was conquered and overrun by a coalition of mainly Swedes \




wait a damn second, the Vikings were Muslims? 

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Re: How can my wife and I find a third partner for sex? [Re: Moonshoe]
    #23494162 - 07/30/16 11:47 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

By going out to bar / club and doing it in real life.  My girl and I have pulled a group of three girls out of the club,,, all together, one night.  BAM!

Be straight forward with women, they love that.  Of course I have the gift of gab and slowly toss out hints through the night until it culminates in their mind.  Basic psychology 101


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Re: How can my wife and I find a third partner for sex? [Re: Moonshoe] * 1
    #23494383 - 07/31/16 01:57 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Moonshoe I am down to go to pound town


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Re: How can my wife and I find a third partner for sex? [Re: 28064212]
    #23494430 - 07/31/16 02:33 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

craigslist, can't be that hard to find some swingers.

an old roommate used to make me laugh so much, he had a couple as friends that liked the cuckold deal, and the homeboy would get all upset when he was making her cum like mad... would storm out and she would go and talk him back up. there he would be 15 minutes after freaking out about watching his chick go to pound town de ja vu :mmmkay:

whatever gets ya off and works ya know.


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Re: How can my wife and I find a third partner for sex? [Re: ReposadoXochipilli]
    #23494449 - 07/31/16 03:04 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

He is not from Iceland :rofl:


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Re: How can my wife and I find a third partner for sex? [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #23494765 - 07/31/16 07:06 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

It's true I have made threads about it before , but that's because we have been wanting, planning and to some extent trying to make this happen for years and so far we haven't done it.

We almost did it with one of my wife's friends, but she gets so sloppy drunk and obnoxious it fell apart.

We almost did it with one of her other friends, and I went so far as trying give her head, but it turned out she had a really strange Vagina and I couldn't figure it out so instead I had sex with my wife and her friend had sex with my friend. We were all named in the same room but it wasn't what we were trying for.

We almost did it at a recent MDMA pool party but we had conservative married friends in town visiting us and couldn't ditch them when they got uncomfortable.

We even walked through the red light district in Amsterdam during our recent Europe trip looking for a paid third partner. But we didn't find one we liked.

But we are determined not to give up on it because we are afraid we will regret it if we don't do it.

So we set ourselves a time line- it has to be within the year.

So yeah I made threads about the idea before, but we never managed to pull it off, which is why I made this thread asking for ideas on how to actually make it happen.

I think what we decided is I will make a tinder account and a Facebook page, put up some pictures of me on them, then if any pretty girls show interest I will email them pictures of my wife and ask if they would be interested in a threesome.

But I had hoped there would be some secret threesome finder website or something I didn't know about.

Seems like there should be. If not someone needs to make a website and a company filling that niche, there is a fortune to be made.

Something like Ashley Madison but instead of for people looking to cheat it's for couples looking for thirds.


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Re: How can my wife and I find a third partner for sex? [Re: Moonshoe]
    #23494770 - 07/31/16 07:10 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)



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Re: How can my wife and I find a third partner for sex? [Re: koods]
    #23494775 - 07/31/16 07:12 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Oh thanks man! That's exactly what we were hoping for !

:cheers:

My wife also thinks we should go out to this local bar known for its drunk promiscuous young women so we will try all of the above.

Thanks for the pro tip koods :highfive:


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Re: How can my wife and I find a third partner for sex? [Re: Moonshoe] * 6
    #23494780 - 07/31/16 07:14 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Tell us more about this strange vagina that you couldn't figure out.


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Re: How can my wife and I find a third partner for sex? [Re: Moonshoe] * 1
    #23494788 - 07/31/16 07:19 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Just stay at the top...everything important is at the top


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Re: How can my wife and I find a third partner for sex? [Re: Burke Dennings] * 1
    #23494795 - 07/31/16 07:21 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

It had a dick


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Re: How can my wife and I find a third partner for sex? [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #23494798 - 07/31/16 07:24 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Honestly man it was the craziest  thing
My wife has a really perfect vagina for me it's beautiful and I know it inside and out.

This girls vagina was like a totally different organ. The girl must for sure have had some kind of odd
Condition or something, I've never seen a vagina like it.

I don't even know how to describe it.
My wife saw it too and said the same, she hadn't seen anything like it.

She is a super cool girl, so I felt really bad and embarrassed but it was gross and I also didn't know how to give her head.

I pride myself on being extremely good at giving oral sex , at least to women (I tried my best sucking dick too but I never got the same kind of rave reviews I get when I eat pussy)

Anyways this girls pussy was like, the only way I can try to describe it is instead
Of a vertical slit with a clit right on the top centre, this girls was like a strange W shape and I couldn't find the clit.

I know all vaginas are different but this was frankly beyond the pale.

I felt so bad because she must have known the reason I stopped right away was because
Of her wierd pussy.

I still get embarrassed thinking about it. Someday I'll hang out with that girl again so I hope it's not awkward lol. She's cool as hell though.


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Re: How can my wife and I find a third partner for sex? [Re: Moonshoe] * 1
    #23494831 - 07/31/16 07:41 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Your best bet. Is to let your wife take the lead in the search.

Trust me, she will have a MUCH easier time finding someone than you ever will.

Every single threesome + I've had has been the result of my GF picking someone up for us.

Have her make the tinder profile looking for women, and have it be up front what the arrangement is. It will work much better that way.


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Re: How can my wife and I find a third partner for sex? [Re: Moonshoe]
    #23494835 - 07/31/16 07:43 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

So glad I don't have to deal with that horror show


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Re: How can my wife and I find a third partner for sex? [Re: Moonshoe]
    #23494836 - 07/31/16 07:43 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

:lol:

Thanks man, that definitely sounds like a crazy vag.


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Re: How can my wife and I find a third partner for sex? [Re: Bjorn_Stormcrow]
    #23494856 - 07/31/16 07:57 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

The problem that makes things more complicated for us is we live in a small city, and my wife is becoming fairly famous and is something of a public figure, and has a high level government job...

It's obviously no ones business and I would hope no one would hold it against her, but we don't really want her work colleagues to come across her tinder profile .

So we thought it might be better if I made the profile instead .

I have a pretty crazy body right now so I suspect I might be able to find some takers.

It would be best if we could just post our sexy couples budoir photos , I'm certain that would get takers, but we would like to keep her identity as discrete as possible .


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Re: How can my wife and I find a third partner for sex? [Re: Moonshoe]
    #23494864 - 07/31/16 08:01 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Just lop your heads off above the lips like you do in every other picture you post.


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Re: How can my wife and I find a third partner for sex? [Re: Moonshoe]
    #23494866 - 07/31/16 08:01 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

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The problem that makes things more complicated for us is we live in a small city, and my wife is becoming fairly famous and is something of a public figure, and has a high level government job...
It's obviously no ones business and I would hope no one would hold it against her, but we don't really want her work colleagues to come across her tinder profile .

So we thought it might be better if I made the profile instead .

I have a pretty crazy body right now so I suspect I might be able to find some takers.

It would be best if we could just post our sexy couples budoir photos , I'm certain that would get takers, but we would like to keep her identity as discrete as possible .



Shit man, have her put it in her next campaign if shes a mayor or some shit. Make a commercial :shrug:


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    #23494878 - 07/31/16 08:07 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Ok. I'll do it.  I'll bang moonshoe and his famous bureaucrat wife.


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    #23494935 - 07/31/16 08:36 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Thrinder? Ha lol...thats not a thing thou? Right?


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Re: How can my wife and I find a third partner for sex? [Re: KThunderland]
    #23494937 - 07/31/16 08:37 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

She had a "w" shaped vagina? That is disgusting


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Re: How can my wife and I find a third partner for sex? [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
    #23494956 - 07/31/16 08:53 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Yup, in fact the Vikings called it Greenland so that nobody would think it had any ice. They did this to discourage invasion by the British and to keep ice prices artificially high by limiting the supply available to market. Their plan was to move operations to Greenland once Iceland had been harvested dry and conned off on wealthy dupes from the mainland, but their plan never came to fruition because Vikingstan was conquered and overrun by a coalition of mainly Swedes and Norwegians. The entire Viking population was killed in the invasion and the subsequent bloody holocaust perpetrated by the white devils. Today, no trace of the once-proud Viking culture survives. :sad:




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    #23494962 - 07/31/16 08:58 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

It was like the kraken, tentacles and black ink everywhere, and the beak...
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Tell us more about this strange vagina that you couldn't figure out.




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Re: How can my wife and I find a third partner for sex? [Re: koods]
    #23495075 - 07/31/16 09:56 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Ok. I'll do it.  I'll bang moonshoe and his famous bureaucrat wife.




I want the video in a private message sent to me. I might sell copies of you in this fuck way for like $1 burnt to disc. I wonder if that'll cover the cost of all the disks.

I'll do it just for fun though. Not for the profit. Watching people watching other people fuck is just to me the highest source of social development in existence.


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Re: How can my wife and I find a third partner for sex? [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #23495105 - 07/31/16 10:06 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Just lop your heads off above the lips like you do in every other picture you post.




I would like to but is that allowed on tinder ?

Like does anyone do that on tinder?

Or is that frowned on?

If that's allowed that would be perfect.

I mean people might think We have ugly faces which we don't. But
Maybe I could put a message like "faces concealed for privacy, will send full photo on request" or something ?

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Re: How can my wife and I find a third partner for sex? [Re: Moonshoe]
    #23495192 - 07/31/16 10:48 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Honestly man it was the craziest  thing
My wife has a really perfect vagina for me it's beautiful and I know it inside and out.

This girls vagina was like a totally different organ. The girl must for sure have had some kind of odd
Condition or something, I've never seen a vagina like it.

I don't even know how to describe it.
My wife saw it too and said the same, she hadn't seen anything like it.

She is a super cool girl, so I felt really bad and embarrassed but it was gross and I also didn't know how to give her head.

I pride myself on being extremely good at giving oral sex , at least to women (I tried my best sucking dick too but I never got the same kind of rave reviews I get when I eat pussy)

Anyways this girls pussy was like, the only way I can try to describe it is instead
Of a vertical slit with a clit right on the top centre, this girls was like a strange W shape and I couldn't find the clit.

I know all vaginas are different but this was frankly beyond the pale.

I felt so bad because she must have known the reason I stopped right away was because
Of her wierd pussy.

I still get embarrassed thinking about it. Someday I'll hang out with that girl again so I hope it's not awkward lol. She's cool as hell though.




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    #23495245 - 07/31/16 11:07 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I googled W shaped vagina and against my better judgement, weird vagina. To my surprise nothing disgusting or weird came up though. I'm intrigued by this weird vagina. See if you can find some pics online of something similar :lol:


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    #23495252 - 07/31/16 11:11 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Re: How can my wife and I find a third partner for sex? [Re: daz01]
    #23495326 - 07/31/16 11:50 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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daz01 said:
Quote:

Moonshoe said:
Honestly man it was the craziest  thing
My wife has a really perfect vagina for me it's beautiful and I know it inside and out.

This girls vagina was like a totally different organ. The girl must for sure have had some kind of odd
Condition or something, I've never seen a vagina like it.

I don't even know how to describe it.
My wife saw it too and said the same, she hadn't seen anything like it.

She is a super cool girl, so I felt really bad and embarrassed but it was gross and I also didn't know how to give her head.

I pride myself on being extremely good at giving oral sex , at least to women (I tried my best sucking dick too but I never got the same kind of rave reviews I get when I eat pussy)

Anyways this girls pussy was like, the only way I can try to describe it is instead
Of a vertical slit with a clit right on the top centre, this girls was like a strange W shape and I couldn't find the clit.

I know all vaginas are different but this was frankly beyond the pale.

I felt so bad because she must have known the reason I stopped right away was because
Of her wierd pussy.

I still get embarrassed thinking about it. Someday I'll hang out with that girl again so I hope it's not awkward lol. She's cool as hell though.




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Re: How can my wife and I find a third partner for sex? [Re: Seriously_trippin]
    #23495353 - 07/31/16 11:59 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

:lol:

I can laugh about it now ,  but It sucked because after all our talking about it we had the perfect opportunity with a girl who was totally down. We had gone dancing on MDMA and had totally hit it off. We got naked and I was even brave enough to go down on her. And she had to be the only girl in the world with a W shaped vagina! :facepalm:

Maybe it's my fault. Maybe I should have just champed it out and figured that damn thing out!

Just fucking dived in and got to work. Keep licking and sucking until I found something that resembled a clitoris.

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Re: How can my wife and I find a third partner for sex? [Re: Moonshoe]
    #23495429 - 07/31/16 12:25 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Ha, how many girls have you been with before your wife? A W shaped vagina? Are you sure it wasn't a post-op transgender? The only thing I can think of is that they had a botched operation. I wish you had a picture. If it was an actual vagina then you just stretch the skin back and try different things until you find something she likes.


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Re: How can my wife and I find a third partner for sex? [Re: Lophosaurus]
    #23495445 - 07/31/16 12:27 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

i remember back when i was moonshoe's age in the prime of my life i used to eat pussy for breakfast lunch and dinner, now that i'm all washed up all i've got to eat is dog food & rusty nail sandwiches


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Re: How can my wife and I find a third partner for sex? [Re: Moonshoe]
    #23495499 - 07/31/16 12:38 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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:lol:

I can laugh about it now ,  but It sucked because after all our talking about it we had the perfect opportunity with a girl who was totally down. We had gone dancing on MDMA and had totally hit it off. We got naked and I was even brave enough to go down on her. And she had to be the only girl in the world with a W shaped vagina! :facepalm:

Maybe it's my fault. Maybe I should have just champed it out and figured that damn thing out!

Just fucking dived in and got to work. Keep licking and sucking until I found something that resembled a clitoris.

But I was a coward.




A coward? I thought you would be pretty damn sexually confident. Maybe this women had some kind of subconscious off putting scent and when it came down to business, you simply weren't attracted to her.
Or, you have too much love and attraction for your wife and it is only a fantasy in your head :shrug:

Some vaginas can be ugly but intimacy and psychological aspect of tasting a womens juices is a massive turn on and would probably over come the aesthetic part  :awejeez:


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Re: How can my wife and I find a third partner for sex? [Re: daz01]
    #23495527 - 07/31/16 12:51 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Yeah i was sort of joking I wasn't really a coward I was just grossed out and turned off by the odd vagina.

And trust me I know not all vaginas are perfect and I was fully prepared for
A slightly less Perfect vagina.

But this was truly strange and too different .

I haven't been with many girls at all but I have seen enough porn to know this was well outside the normal range of possible vaginas.

But no it wasn't a post op or transsexual thing ,
This girl is an old friend of my wife and was never a
Man.

But yeah I just wasn't into it and that's totally fine .

At least it's a funny story now and having sex while other people watched was an I wresting experience anyways.


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Re: How can my wife and I find a third partner for sex? [Re: Sheekle]
    #23495575 - 07/31/16 01:07 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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i remember back when i was moonshoe's age in the prime of my life i used to eat pussy for breakfast lunch and dinner...



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Re: How can my wife and I find a third partner for sex? [Re: Bjorn_Stormcrow]
    #23495609 - 07/31/16 01:17 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Your best bet. Is to let your wife take the lead in the search.

Trust me, she will have a MUCH easier time finding someone than you ever will.

Every single threesome + I've had has been the result of my GF picking someone up for us.

Have her make the tinder profile looking for women, and have it be up front what the arrangement is. It will work much better that way.




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Re: How can my wife and I find a third partner for sex? [Re: Moonshoe]
    #23495966 - 07/31/16 03:04 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Does anyone have any advice on how or where a couple might find a third partner for a threesome?




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Re: How can my wife and I find a third partner for sex? [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
    #23495992 - 07/31/16 03:14 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Quote:

Ulfrick said:
Your best bet. Is to let your wife take the lead in the search.

Trust me, she will have a MUCH easier time finding someone than you ever will.

Every single threesome + I've had has been the result of my GF picking someone up for us.

Have her make the tinder profile looking for women, and have it be up front what the arrangement is. It will work much better that way.




This



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Re: How can my wife and I find a third partner for sex? [Re: California]
    #23496003 - 07/31/16 03:18 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I get hit up by couples on Tinder and OKC constantly. They always make it look like it's the female partner's account but then you find out it's the dude you're talking to. It's actually really annoying, I think that at least half of women who are "interested in women" on these sites are actually couples out for a third. If a threesome service doesn't exist, it should, and then couples should GTFO Tinder and OKC.

Me: are you really six feet tall?
Them: Hehehe yep
Me: I love meeting women who are taller than me :naughty:
Them: oh this is (some dudes name) who is (the name on the account)'s boyfriend hello :smile:
Me: . . . . . . :thebird:
Them: wanna have a threesome?


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Re: How can my wife and I find a third partner for sex? [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
    #23496030 - 07/31/16 03:29 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

There is a threesome service, It's called backpage.


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Re: How can my wife and I find a third partner for sex? [Re: Shroomslip]
    #23496040 - 07/31/16 03:32 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Why are there so many couples posing as individuals on OKC and Tinder?

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Re: How can my wife and I find a third partner for sex? [Re: Sophistic Radiance] * 1
    #23496060 - 07/31/16 03:38 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Because they think they look good enough that they don't need to pay for the 3some.


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Re: How can my wife and I find a third partner for sex? [Re: Shroomslip]
    #23496071 - 07/31/16 03:41 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

You know, I should charge.


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    #23496105 - 07/31/16 03:50 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I say go for it. Cut out the bullshit and just make yourself a back page ad.


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Re: How can my wife and I find a third partner for sex? [Re: Sophistic Radiance] * 1
    #23496205 - 07/31/16 04:28 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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You know, I should charge.





Charge? Got a picture of yourself? Just for research purposes of course, I'd only pay if she was at least an 8.5/10. It'd let you know if you'd get clients :awegrow:  :smugjerry:

Joke. I am sure you are beautiful and charismatic enough for charging  :greatjob:


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Re: How can my wife and I find a third partner for sex? [Re: daz01]
    #23496434 - 07/31/16 05:46 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Quote:

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You know, I should charge.





Charge? Got a picture of yourself? Just for research purposes of course, I'd only pay if she was at least an 8.5/10. It'd let you know if you'd get clients :awegrow:  :smugjerry:

Joke. I am sure you are beautiful and charismatic enough for charging  :greatjob:




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Re: How can my wife and I find a third partner for sex? [Re: daz01]
    #23496441 - 07/31/16 05:47 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Judge for yourself, I have pictures of my bare ass in my journal :loldongs:

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Re: How can my wife and I find a third partner for sex? [Re: Moonshoe]
    #23497421 - 08/01/16 12:39 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Does anyone have any advice on how or where a couple might find a third partner for a threesome?

Is there any particular website, app, or place for this kind of thing?

Something like tinder for couples, or something like plenty of fish for threesomes?

Does anyone have any experience with finding a threesome partner ?

We came very close at an MDMA pool party recently to participating in a three some or an orgy, but we had old married friends in town visiting us and they got uncomfortable and wanted to leave, and we couldn't ditch them. So damn close... :shakefist:

We have a few ideas and we have made a promise that we will finally have a threesome in less than one year.

Anyways just wondering if anyone has tips or knows a website or something that would be good for finding a threesome partner.



Look for those swinger clubs, there are also some semi-underground/underground swinger mags available in adult toy stores/porn shops/adult movie houses, maybe online, plenty of pics.

My mate is into trying it with another, not worried about it at all. When the time/situation is right and we all agree and feel comfortable it may happen. I'm not pushing  it to happen, but if it happens and we all agreed it might be fun. If either one is not into it once it starts we'll leave or ask the other person(s) to leave. I have had 3 ways before, really intense and fun/interesting.


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Re: How can my wife and I find a third partner for sex? [Re: tyrannicalrex]
    #23497432 - 08/01/16 12:47 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I just keep laughing when I read weird w shaped vagina :laugh2:


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Re: How can my wife and I find a third partner for sex? [Re: Seriously_trippin]
    #23497446 - 08/01/16 01:00 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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I just keep laughing when I read weird w shaped vagina :laugh2:



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Re: How can my wife and I find a third partner for sex? [Re: daz01]
    #23497473 - 08/01/16 01:37 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Quote:

Moonshoe said:
Honestly man it was the craziest  thing
My wife has a really perfect vagina for me it's beautiful and I know it inside and out.

This girls vagina was like a totally different organ. The girl must for sure have had some kind of odd
Condition or something, I've never seen a vagina like it.

I don't even know how to describe it.
My wife saw it too and said the same, she hadn't seen anything like it.

She is a super cool girl, so I felt really bad and embarrassed but it was gross and I also didn't know how to give her head.

I pride myself on being extremely good at giving oral sex , at least to women (I tried my best sucking dick too but I never got the same kind of rave reviews I get when I eat pussy)

Anyways this girls pussy was like, the only way I can try to describe it is instead
Of a vertical slit with a clit right on the top centre, this girls was like a strange W shape and I couldn't find the clit.

I know all vaginas are different but this was frankly beyond the pale.

I felt so bad because she must have known the reason I stopped right away was because
Of her wierd pussy.

I still get embarrassed thinking about it. Someday I'll hang out with that girl again so I hope it's not awkward lol. She's cool as hell though.




:loldongs:



I read this on e and found it hilarious ,that's the only explanation I have.

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Re: How can my wife and I find a third partner for sex? [Re: Seriously_trippin]
    #23497582 - 08/01/16 04:04 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

:loldongs:


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Re: How can my wife and I find a third partner for sex? [Re: Moonshoe]
    #23505043 - 08/03/16 10:22 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

In addition to using tinder/thrinder to organize a threesome and going to the local loose girls bar , we have decided on a fool proof plan- we will go on vacation to Thailand and visit the large and legal red light district and find a sexy Thai Girl or two .

Probably even do it a few times while we are there .

Might do it for my 30th birthday in about a year; or the following winter at the latest.

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Re: How can my wife and I find a third partner for sex? [Re: Moonshoe]
    #23505085 - 08/03/16 10:39 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Moonshoe is a sex tourist


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Re: How can my wife and I find a third partner for sex? [Re: koods]
    #23505096 - 08/03/16 10:44 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Re: How can my wife and I find a third partner for sex? [Re: Apostle]
    #23505109 - 08/03/16 10:50 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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In addition to using tinder/thrinder to organize a threesome and going to the local loose girls bar , we have decided on a fool proof plan- we will go on vacation to Thailand and visit the large and legal red light district and find a sexy Thai Girl or two .

Probably even do it a few times while we are there .

Might do it for my 30th birthday in about a year; or the following winter at the latest.

:cool:




:ancientaliens: You're gonna go to Thailand just to find an extra women for a threesome? Did you say in another post you live in a really small town? Why don't you just travel to a bigger city for the weekend?


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Hopefully he doesn't bring back too many souvenirs.




:ducklol:

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Re: How can my wife and I find a third partner for sex? [Re: koods]
    #23505158 - 08/03/16 11:05 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

moonshoe wants blow his ratchet load


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Re: How can my wife and I find a third partner for sex? [Re: daz01]
    #23505588 - 08/03/16 01:00 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

We are going to try and find a threesome here in our home city as well, but If we haven't managed one yet we will for sure do so in Thailand. And I'll be sure to wrap up!

I am not a sex tourist yet, but I hope to be soon!

We wouldn't be going to Thailand for that reason alone of course. I've been before as have always planned to return someday.

When we go we will party in Bangkok, meditate in the various temples and temple ruins , get daily Thai massages and more!

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Re: How can my wife and I find a third partner for sex? [Re: Moonshoe]
    #23505598 - 08/03/16 01:04 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

But really what's wrong with a w shaped vagina ? :lol:


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    #23505628 - 08/03/16 01:09 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

True enough.  If the girl had been hotter I would probably have looked past it.

As it was she wasn't really sexy to me anyways, and it was only because we were on MDMA and she was really cool that we were even open to it.

You can be average looking or have a messed up vagina, but not both.

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Re: How can my wife and I find a third partner for sex? [Re: Moonshoe]
    #23505629 - 08/03/16 01:09 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Before you go to Iceland, look at lots of pictures of Icelanders and  be honest with yourself, look in the mirror and say, with all humility "Are my wife and I as attractive as these people". If not, you don't stand a chance in hell. And yes I've spent time in Iceland.


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Re: How can my wife and I find a third partner for sex? [Re: Moonshoe]
    #23505742 - 08/03/16 01:39 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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True enough.  If the girl had been hotter I would probably have looked past it.

As it was she wasn't really sexy to me anyways, and it was only because we were on MDMA and she was really cool that we were even open to it.

You can be average looking or have a messed up vagina, but not both.

:lol:



:laugh2: this makes perfect sense to me . I forgot you have an extremely hot wife ,probably have a little room to be discriminatory lol. You're my idol sometimes.


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Re: How can my wife and I find a third partner for sex? [Re: Moonshoe]
    #23505947 - 08/03/16 02:28 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

hey, let me know when you guys are coming to CO, would like to meet you, and I can use my med card to get bargains for you.(not a 3some though, you're just not bear enough, lol!:grin:)


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Re: How can my wife and I find a third partner for sex? [Re: ByCoverOfNight]
    #23505955 - 08/03/16 02:30 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Um, I said we were going to Thailand for he threesoms, not Iceland...

(And I am way way hotter than your average Icelandic male)

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    #23505957 - 08/03/16 02:30 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

u have such a trashy wad of cum in ur balls moonshoe


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:hug:


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    #23506361 - 08/03/16 04:35 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Before you go to Iceland, look at lots of pictures of Icelanders and  be honest with yourself, look in the mirror and say, with all humility "Are my wife and I as attractive as these people". If not, you don't stand a chance in hell. And yes I've spent time in Iceland.





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    #23506419 - 08/03/16 04:47 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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:jizzedalittle:


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    #23506501 - 08/03/16 05:06 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Ever since bitter cactus got the perma ban sheekle has replaced him in my "punishment fuck" fantasies


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Re: How can my wife and I find a third partner for sex? [Re: Moonshoe]
    #23506523 - 08/03/16 05:16 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Haha sounds like you have a pretty good plan man. Just wrap it up and make sure the two of you are totally comfortable to bring another into the mix  and have fun!!
It can be hard when you look at your significant other and start wondering if he/she is enjoying it more with the other partner and alot of assumbtions and fear,doubt, insecurities can flood your mind and cause real issues heh. Just be cautious bud :smile:


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    #23506595 - 08/03/16 05:38 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Ever since bitter cactus got the perma ban sheekle has replaced him in my "punishment fuck" fantasies




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    #23506798 - 08/03/16 06:17 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Thanks sonic titan, good advice !

I am not too worried about that - we will be having a three some with a second girl , so I don't think I would feel much insecurity / jealousy.

Not sure how I would feel about watching another guy fuck my wife. But I am almost positive I won't feel jealous or insecure watching my wife get head from another girl while I fuck said girl from behind.

Whether she might feel some troubling emotions is another question and one worth considering , but we have been talking about this for a long time and I'm almost certain she will be totally cool with it.

On some ways I feel like that's part of what makes paying someone in Thailand for it ideal. That way she wouldn't have to worry about me and the girl falling for each other and wanting to meet up again like she might if we did it with a local girl who was doing it just for fun.

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    #23506803 - 08/03/16 06:18 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

im so high on crack


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That will probably make it easier for you :kiss:


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    #23506813 - 08/03/16 06:21 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

u have flakes of rust in ur balls from all the industrialized synthetic kratom u inject into ur ratchet kok


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    #23506818 - 08/03/16 06:22 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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    #23506820 - 08/03/16 06:23 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Yea I see your point, there are no attachments outside of paying for the extra partner. I know I wouldnt be able to handle seeing another man with the woman I love. Sexual exploration is nice but end up hurting myself in the end because of my thoughts haha. I just stick to the one I love (which is noone right now i guess) hahahah If i diddnt have friends I'd be pretty damn lonely.


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    #23506822 - 08/03/16 06:23 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

im not on crack moonshoe thiks i am tho don't tell him


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Re: How can my wife and I find a third partner for sex? [Re: Sheekle]
    #23506962 - 08/03/16 06:54 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Why would you go all the way there for sex? Thai girls aren't even that hot. Just call a local escort if you want to pay, or go down to the bunny ranch.

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    #23506980 - 08/03/16 06:58 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Looks like you skimmed over the part where moonshoe tried to yodel in the W shaped valley.


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    #23507000 - 08/03/16 07:01 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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    #23507034 - 08/03/16 07:07 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Ha, no I seen that, and I'm pretty sure it was a post-op trans, not a W shaped vag.

He probably thinks he's a big hot stud and that girls should be all over him, but most girls don't even care about looks that much. He's probably failing in the game department because he thinks he doesn't need it, but he does. Moonshoe, what's your go to line for picking up girls? And how soon do you usually ask them?


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    #23507745 - 08/03/16 10:34 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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:jizzedalittle:



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@koods- true that. The question is, will sheekle appreciate my huge dick up his ass as the generous reward that it is?




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Re: How can my wife and I find a third partner for sex? [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
    #23507853 - 08/03/16 11:01 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

yea its a conspiracy it means trump hates trans people


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Re: How can my wife and I find a third partner for sex? [Re: Sheekle]
    #23507862 - 08/03/16 11:05 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

:lol: I accidentally reply to people all the time


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Re: How can my wife and I find a third partner for sex? [Re: Moonshoe]
    #23508039 - 08/04/16 12:21 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Ever since bitter cactus got the perma ban sheekle has replaced him in my "punishment fuck" fantasies




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@koods- true that. The question is, will sheekle appreciate my huge dick up his ass as the generous reward that it is?




:jizzedalittle:

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Re: How can my wife and I find a third partner for sex? [Re: Moonshoe]
    #23508304 - 08/04/16 04:01 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Does anyone have any advice on how or where a couple might find a third partner for a threesome?

Is there any particular website, app, or place for this kind of thing?

Something like tinder for couples, or something like plenty of fish for threesomes?

Does anyone have any experience with finding a threesome partner ?




Yeah, uhh..

All I ever did was find another boy who was usually single my partner and I both liked.

I'm not sure what else there is.

If most of the people you know are more conservative with this stuff then there's your reason why it's not working too well.

Furries and the BDSM crowd are usually supportive of this kind of thing, at least.


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Re: How can my wife and I find a third partner for sex? [Re: Lophosaurus]
    #23508592 - 08/04/16 07:51 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

We wouldn't be going to Thailand just for sex, we would be going on vacation somewhere either way. It's somewhere I always intended to return to, and there is much else to do there.

But we also made a commitment to scratch threesome off our bucket list this year so it's an added reason to choose Thailand.

Why not just use a local hooker? Because it's illegal here, and my wife and I can't risk of careers. In Thailand it's legal , and besides , Thai women are hot and doing it in an exotic country would be even more fun.

I am a married man. So it's not like I have been out at the bar trying and failing to pick up girls. If I was single i would be and it would be easy. As a married man, it makes more sense to arrange something in a more calculated way where the other person knows the situation, otherwise people will think I am cheating on my wife.

It's a bit much to approach a woman at the bar and say "hi I am married and my wife and I want to have a three way with you"

We are going to try that , but I feel like something where we can discuss the whole situation online with someone who we know is opening the idea makes more sense. I don't want people to think I am creepy.

Because we are not looking for a relationship and it's all about or own selfish sexual desires, I feel like paying for it is almost the more moral and honest way. Its certainly the easiest and most straightforward .

But again I'm saving that option as a plan B if we aren't able to arrange something unpaid locally before our vacation in 200 days.

And no it wasn't a post op vagina, my wife has been friends with the girl since they were children.


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Re: How can my wife and I find a third partner for sex? [Re: micro]
    #23508601 - 08/04/16 07:54 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Yeah for Gay couples finding a same sex threesome partner is extremely easy and simple.

It's also easy to find a straight guy to fuck your wife, especially if she is hot.

The hard one is finding a hot bisexual girl to be a third with a married couple.

Not necessarily hard, but certainly harder.


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Re: How can my wife and I find a third partner for sex? [Re: Moonshoe]
    #23508603 - 08/04/16 07:55 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

nothing to see here folks!


Edited by Apostle (08/04/16 08:10 AM)


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Re: How can my wife and I find a third partner for sex? [Re: Moonshoe]
    #23508604 - 08/04/16 07:56 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Alright this has gone on long enough

Moonshoe, search no further. I will fuck your wife with a rotten banana.


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Re: How can my wife and I find a third partner for sex? [Re: ModestMouse]
    #23508614 - 08/04/16 08:01 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

:lol:

The bird wheel is a deeply depraved sexual practice . I didn't mean to let slip that we were looking for a girl to have a bird wheel party with us.

Please edit your post, my reputation is destroyed !

@modest: sorry bro we are into fresh fruit fetish play only.


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Re: How can my wife and I find a third partner for sex? [Re: Moonshoe]
    #23508796 - 08/04/16 09:16 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

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It's also easy to find a straight guy to fuck your wife, especially if she is hot.

The hard one is finding a hot bisexual girl to be a third with a married couple.




Girls are more turned on by emotional factors and guys are more on the physical side of things.

I've known some pretty crazy hot females who'd do it in a flash, but I'll admit they are a rare breed.

Why does it have to be a girl?

A guy could be hot to throw in the mix, especially if he thinks he's straight *nods*


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Re: How can my wife and I find a third partner for sex? [Re: Apostle]
    #23508828 - 08/04/16 09:24 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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nothing to see here folks!



damn. What did we miss?


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Re: How can my wife and I find a third partner for sex? [Re: micro]
    #23508842 - 08/04/16 09:29 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I would be open to maybe having a threesome with a second guy someday, but it would have to be like our third threesome .

Two girls is just hotter to both of us. My wife is bisexual and wants to get head from a hot girl. She's not really interested in a second guy right now.

I am actually sort of curious, it might be hot to see her get fucked by someone else.

She has also said she fantasizes about me tucking another guy , but it would have to be a pretty hot guy.

We definitely want our first few threesomes to be with a second girl. Just seems hotter and more comfortable for now.

Maybe someday though.


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Re: How can my wife and I find a third partner for sex? [Re: Moonshoe]
    #23508961 - 08/04/16 10:00 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Yeah for Gay couples finding a same sex threesome partner is extremely easy and simple.




Not really, if one is very picky and choosy. Quality over quantity I always say. Some people think that being gay is just a free for all sexual paradise, it can be for some, but that applies to straight people as well. Relationships are a relationship for the majority of people gay or straight and everything in between.:grin:


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Re: How can my wife and I find a third partner for sex? [Re: tyrannicalrex]
    #23509161 - 08/04/16 11:09 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Yeah I hear you. The thing is statistically homosexual males are the least likely group to be sexually monogamous (by a large margin), followed by lesbians, and heterosexuals are most likely to be monogamous, with heterosexual females being by far the most likely to be sexually monogamous .
Obviously that means it's comparatively much easier to find a gay male to be your threesome partner than It is to find a straight female.

These are just averages, obviously any given individual or couple is different, but in terms of statistics finding a gay male to join your gay couple is several times easier than finding a heterosexual female to join your straight couple.


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Re: How can my wife and I find a third partner for sex? [Re: Moonshoe]
    #23509225 - 08/04/16 11:27 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Straight men would be just as promiscuous as gay men if they didn't have the problem of finding willing Women. mosy of the truly slutty men I know are straight.


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Re: How can my wife and I find a third partner for sex? [Re: koods]
    #23509335 - 08/04/16 11:59 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Yes I agree if it wasn't for the various social and relationship constraints straight men and gay men would probably be equally promiscuous / polyamorous.

Men like to sleep around and women like to be monogamous for genetic reasons- two different strategies for maximum genetic success .

Women and society have been able to constrain the male impulse to polygamy/polyamory quite a bit.


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    #23529960 - 08/11/16 12:04 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Craigslist. Look out for contams...keep your procedure sterile.


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Re: How can my wife and I find a third partner for sex? [Re: KThunderland]
    #23530122 - 08/11/16 02:32 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I'm going to read the w shaped vagina one last time before bed


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Re: How can my wife and I find a third partner for sex? [Re: Seriously_trippin]
    #23530397 - 08/11/16 06:29 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

:loldongs:


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