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Re: How can my wife and I find a third partner for sex? [Re: Sheekle]
    #23495575 - 07/31/16 01:07 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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i remember back when i was moonshoe's age in the prime of my life i used to eat pussy for breakfast lunch and dinner...



But then Kelsey died.


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Re: How can my wife and I find a third partner for sex? [Re: Bjorn_Stormcrow]
    #23495609 - 07/31/16 01:17 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Ulfrick said:
Your best bet. Is to let your wife take the lead in the search.

Trust me, she will have a MUCH easier time finding someone than you ever will.

Every single threesome + I've had has been the result of my GF picking someone up for us.

Have her make the tinder profile looking for women, and have it be up front what the arrangement is. It will work much better that way.




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Re: How can my wife and I find a third partner for sex? [Re: Moonshoe]
    #23495966 - 07/31/16 03:04 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Moonshoe said:
Does anyone have any advice on how or where a couple might find a third partner for a threesome?




Don't


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Re: How can my wife and I find a third partner for sex? [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
    #23495992 - 07/31/16 03:14 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Sophistic Radiance said:
Quote:

Ulfrick said:
Your best bet. Is to let your wife take the lead in the search.

Trust me, she will have a MUCH easier time finding someone than you ever will.

Every single threesome + I've had has been the result of my GF picking someone up for us.

Have her make the tinder profile looking for women, and have it be up front what the arrangement is. It will work much better that way.




This



He must not be a stud.


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Re: How can my wife and I find a third partner for sex? [Re: California]
    #23496003 - 07/31/16 03:18 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I get hit up by couples on Tinder and OKC constantly. They always make it look like it's the female partner's account but then you find out it's the dude you're talking to. It's actually really annoying, I think that at least half of women who are "interested in women" on these sites are actually couples out for a third. If a threesome service doesn't exist, it should, and then couples should GTFO Tinder and OKC.

Me: are you really six feet tall?
Them: Hehehe yep
Me: I love meeting women who are taller than me :naughty:
Them: oh this is (some dudes name) who is (the name on the account)'s boyfriend hello :smile:
Me: . . . . . . :thebird:
Them: wanna have a threesome?


Edited by Sophistic Radiance (07/31/16 03:33 PM)


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Re: How can my wife and I find a third partner for sex? [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
    #23496030 - 07/31/16 03:29 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

There is a threesome service, It's called backpage.


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I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


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Re: How can my wife and I find a third partner for sex? [Re: Shroomslip]
    #23496040 - 07/31/16 03:32 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Why are there so many couples posing as individuals on OKC and Tinder?

:wtfsonic:


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Re: How can my wife and I find a third partner for sex? [Re: Sophistic Radiance] * 1
    #23496060 - 07/31/16 03:38 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Because they think they look good enough that they don't need to pay for the 3some.


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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


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Re: How can my wife and I find a third partner for sex? [Re: Shroomslip]
    #23496071 - 07/31/16 03:41 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

You know, I should charge.


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Re: How can my wife and I find a third partner for sex? [Re: Sophistic Radiance] * 2
    #23496105 - 07/31/16 03:50 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I say go for it. Cut out the bullshit and just make yourself a back page ad.


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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


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Re: How can my wife and I find a third partner for sex? [Re: Sophistic Radiance] * 1
    #23496205 - 07/31/16 04:28 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Sophistic Radiance said:
You know, I should charge.





Charge? Got a picture of yourself? Just for research purposes of course, I'd only pay if she was at least an 8.5/10. It'd let you know if you'd get clients :awegrow:  :smugjerry:

Joke. I am sure you are beautiful and charismatic enough for charging  :greatjob:


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Re: How can my wife and I find a third partner for sex? [Re: daz01]
    #23496434 - 07/31/16 05:46 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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daz01 said:
Quote:

Sophistic Radiance said:
You know, I should charge.





Charge? Got a picture of yourself? Just for research purposes of course, I'd only pay if she was at least an 8.5/10. It'd let you know if you'd get clients :awegrow:  :smugjerry:

Joke. I am sure you are beautiful and charismatic enough for charging  :greatjob:




There are plenty of pictures of sophist floating around. Really aren't that hard to find.


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Re: How can my wife and I find a third partner for sex? [Re: daz01]
    #23496441 - 07/31/16 05:47 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Judge for yourself, I have pictures of my bare ass in my journal :loldongs:

Personally? I think I could get away with charging.


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Re: How can my wife and I find a third partner for sex? [Re: Moonshoe]
    #23497421 - 08/01/16 12:39 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Moonshoe said:
Does anyone have any advice on how or where a couple might find a third partner for a threesome?

Is there any particular website, app, or place for this kind of thing?

Something like tinder for couples, or something like plenty of fish for threesomes?

Does anyone have any experience with finding a threesome partner ?

We came very close at an MDMA pool party recently to participating in a three some or an orgy, but we had old married friends in town visiting us and they got uncomfortable and wanted to leave, and we couldn't ditch them. So damn close... :shakefist:

We have a few ideas and we have made a promise that we will finally have a threesome in less than one year.

Anyways just wondering if anyone has tips or knows a website or something that would be good for finding a threesome partner.



Look for those swinger clubs, there are also some semi-underground/underground swinger mags available in adult toy stores/porn shops/adult movie houses, maybe online, plenty of pics.

My mate is into trying it with another, not worried about it at all. When the time/situation is right and we all agree and feel comfortable it may happen. I'm not pushing  it to happen, but if it happens and we all agreed it might be fun. If either one is not into it once it starts we'll leave or ask the other person(s) to leave. I have had 3 ways before, really intense and fun/interesting.


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Re: How can my wife and I find a third partner for sex? [Re: tyrannicalrex]
    #23497432 - 08/01/16 12:47 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I just keep laughing when I read weird w shaped vagina :laugh2:


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Re: How can my wife and I find a third partner for sex? [Re: Seriously_trippin]
    #23497446 - 08/01/16 01:00 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Seriously_trippin said:
I just keep laughing when I read weird w shaped vagina :laugh2:



umm, please explain???:confused:


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Re: How can my wife and I find a third partner for sex? [Re: daz01]
    #23497473 - 08/01/16 01:37 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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daz01 said:
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Moonshoe said:
Honestly man it was the craziest  thing
My wife has a really perfect vagina for me it's beautiful and I know it inside and out.

This girls vagina was like a totally different organ. The girl must for sure have had some kind of odd
Condition or something, I've never seen a vagina like it.

I don't even know how to describe it.
My wife saw it too and said the same, she hadn't seen anything like it.

She is a super cool girl, so I felt really bad and embarrassed but it was gross and I also didn't know how to give her head.

I pride myself on being extremely good at giving oral sex , at least to women (I tried my best sucking dick too but I never got the same kind of rave reviews I get when I eat pussy)

Anyways this girls pussy was like, the only way I can try to describe it is instead
Of a vertical slit with a clit right on the top centre, this girls was like a strange W shape and I couldn't find the clit.

I know all vaginas are different but this was frankly beyond the pale.

I felt so bad because she must have known the reason I stopped right away was because
Of her wierd pussy.

I still get embarrassed thinking about it. Someday I'll hang out with that girl again so I hope it's not awkward lol. She's cool as hell though.




:loldongs:



I read this on e and found it hilarious ,that's the only explanation I have.

Sorry OP but it's hilarious


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Re: How can my wife and I find a third partner for sex? [Re: Seriously_trippin]
    #23497582 - 08/01/16 04:04 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

:loldongs:


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Re: How can my wife and I find a third partner for sex? [Re: Moonshoe]
    #23505043 - 08/03/16 10:22 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

In addition to using tinder/thrinder to organize a threesome and going to the local loose girls bar , we have decided on a fool proof plan- we will go on vacation to Thailand and visit the large and legal red light district and find a sexy Thai Girl or two .

Probably even do it a few times while we are there .

Might do it for my 30th birthday in about a year; or the following winter at the latest.

:cool:


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Re: How can my wife and I find a third partner for sex? [Re: Moonshoe]
    #23505085 - 08/03/16 10:39 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Moonshoe is a sex tourist


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