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Burke Dennings
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Re: How can my wife and I find a third partner for sex? [Re: Moonshoe]
#23494836 - 07/31/16 07:43 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Thanks man, that definitely sounds like a crazy vag.
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Moonshoe
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Re: How can my wife and I find a third partner for sex? [Re: Bjorn_Stormcrow]
#23494856 - 07/31/16 07:57 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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The problem that makes things more complicated for us is we live in a small city, and my wife is becoming fairly famous and is something of a public figure, and has a high level government job...
It's obviously no ones business and I would hope no one would hold it against her, but we don't really want her work colleagues to come across her tinder profile .
So we thought it might be better if I made the profile instead .
I have a pretty crazy body right now so I suspect I might be able to find some takers.
It would be best if we could just post our sexy couples budoir photos , I'm certain that would get takers, but we would like to keep her identity as discrete as possible .
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Burke Dennings
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Re: How can my wife and I find a third partner for sex? [Re: Moonshoe]
#23494864 - 07/31/16 08:01 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Just lop your heads off above the lips like you do in every other picture you post.
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Re: How can my wife and I find a third partner for sex? [Re: Moonshoe]
#23494866 - 07/31/16 08:01 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Moonshoe said: The problem that makes things more complicated for us is we live in a small city, and my wife is becoming fairly famous and is something of a public figure, and has a high level government job... It's obviously no ones business and I would hope no one would hold it against her, but we don't really want her work colleagues to come across her tinder profile .
So we thought it might be better if I made the profile instead .
I have a pretty crazy body right now so I suspect I might be able to find some takers.
It would be best if we could just post our sexy couples budoir photos , I'm certain that would get takers, but we would like to keep her identity as discrete as possible .
Shit man, have her put it in her next campaign if shes a mayor or some shit. Make a commercial
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Re: How can my wife and I find a third partner for sex? [Re: Moonshoe] 2
#23494878 - 07/31/16 08:07 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Ok. I'll do it. I'll bang moonshoe and his famous bureaucrat wife.
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Re: How can my wife and I find a third partner for sex? [Re: koods]
#23494935 - 07/31/16 08:36 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Thrinder? Ha lol...thats not a thing thou? Right?
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Re: How can my wife and I find a third partner for sex? [Re: KThunderland]
#23494937 - 07/31/16 08:37 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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She had a "w" shaped vagina? That is disgusting
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Re: How can my wife and I find a third partner for sex? [Re: Burke Dennings]
#23494962 - 07/31/16 08:58 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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It was like the kraken, tentacles and black ink everywhere, and the beak...Quote:
Burke Dennings said: Tell us more about this strange vagina that you couldn't figure out.
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Re: How can my wife and I find a third partner for sex? [Re: koods]
#23495075 - 07/31/16 09:56 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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koods said: Ok. I'll do it. I'll bang moonshoe and his famous bureaucrat wife.
I want the video in a private message sent to me. I might sell copies of you in this fuck way for like $1 burnt to disc. I wonder if that'll cover the cost of all the disks.
I'll do it just for fun though. Not for the profit. Watching people watching other people fuck is just to me the highest source of social development in existence.
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Re: How can my wife and I find a third partner for sex? [Re: Burke Dennings]
#23495105 - 07/31/16 10:06 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Burke Dennings said: Just lop your heads off above the lips like you do in every other picture you post.
I would like to but is that allowed on tinder ?
Like does anyone do that on tinder?
Or is that frowned on?
If that's allowed that would be perfect.
I mean people might think We have ugly faces which we don't. But Maybe I could put a message like "faces concealed for privacy, will send full photo on request" or something ?
Faces cropped out is probably less creepy then masks
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Re: How can my wife and I find a third partner for sex? [Re: Moonshoe]
#23495192 - 07/31/16 10:48 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Moonshoe said: Honestly man it was the craziest thing My wife has a really perfect vagina for me it's beautiful and I know it inside and out.
This girls vagina was like a totally different organ. The girl must for sure have had some kind of odd Condition or something, I've never seen a vagina like it.
I don't even know how to describe it. My wife saw it too and said the same, she hadn't seen anything like it.
She is a super cool girl, so I felt really bad and embarrassed but it was gross and I also didn't know how to give her head.
I pride myself on being extremely good at giving oral sex , at least to women (I tried my best sucking dick too but I never got the same kind of rave reviews I get when I eat pussy)
Anyways this girls pussy was like, the only way I can try to describe it is instead Of a vertical slit with a clit right on the top centre, this girls was like a strange W shape and I couldn't find the clit.
I know all vaginas are different but this was frankly beyond the pale.
I felt so bad because she must have known the reason I stopped right away was because Of her wierd pussy.
I still get embarrassed thinking about it. Someday I'll hang out with that girl again so I hope it's not awkward lol. She's cool as hell though.
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Re: How can my wife and I find a third partner for sex? [Re: Moonshoe]
#23495245 - 07/31/16 11:07 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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I googled W shaped vagina and against my better judgement, weird vagina. To my surprise nothing disgusting or weird came up though. I'm intrigued by this weird vagina. See if you can find some pics online of something similar
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Re: How can my wife and I find a third partner for sex? [Re: Shroomslip] 1
#23495252 - 07/31/16 11:11 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Buy me a plane ticket. Don't judge the gut it's the fuel tank to the love machine.
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Re: How can my wife and I find a third partner for sex? [Re: daz01]
#23495326 - 07/31/16 11:50 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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daz01 said:
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Moonshoe said: Honestly man it was the craziest thing My wife has a really perfect vagina for me it's beautiful and I know it inside and out.
This girls vagina was like a totally different organ. The girl must for sure have had some kind of odd Condition or something, I've never seen a vagina like it.
I don't even know how to describe it. My wife saw it too and said the same, she hadn't seen anything like it.
She is a super cool girl, so I felt really bad and embarrassed but it was gross and I also didn't know how to give her head.
I pride myself on being extremely good at giving oral sex , at least to women (I tried my best sucking dick too but I never got the same kind of rave reviews I get when I eat pussy)
Anyways this girls pussy was like, the only way I can try to describe it is instead Of a vertical slit with a clit right on the top centre, this girls was like a strange W shape and I couldn't find the clit.
I know all vaginas are different but this was frankly beyond the pale.
I felt so bad because she must have known the reason I stopped right away was because Of her wierd pussy.
I still get embarrassed thinking about it. Someday I'll hang out with that girl again so I hope it's not awkward lol. She's cool as hell though.

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Re: How can my wife and I find a third partner for sex? [Re: Seriously_trippin]
#23495353 - 07/31/16 11:59 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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I can laugh about it now , but It sucked because after all our talking about it we had the perfect opportunity with a girl who was totally down. We had gone dancing on MDMA and had totally hit it off. We got naked and I was even brave enough to go down on her. And she had to be the only girl in the world with a W shaped vagina! 
Maybe it's my fault. Maybe I should have just champed it out and figured that damn thing out!
Just fucking dived in and got to work. Keep licking and sucking until I found something that resembled a clitoris.
But I was a coward.
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Re: How can my wife and I find a third partner for sex? [Re: Moonshoe]
#23495429 - 07/31/16 12:25 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Ha, how many girls have you been with before your wife? A W shaped vagina? Are you sure it wasn't a post-op transgender? The only thing I can think of is that they had a botched operation. I wish you had a picture. If it was an actual vagina then you just stretch the skin back and try different things until you find something she likes.
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Re: How can my wife and I find a third partner for sex? [Re: Lophosaurus]
#23495445 - 07/31/16 12:27 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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i remember back when i was moonshoe's age in the prime of my life i used to eat pussy for breakfast lunch and dinner, now that i'm all washed up all i've got to eat is dog food & rusty nail sandwiches
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Re: How can my wife and I find a third partner for sex? [Re: Moonshoe]
#23495499 - 07/31/16 12:38 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Moonshoe said:
I can laugh about it now , but It sucked because after all our talking about it we had the perfect opportunity with a girl who was totally down. We had gone dancing on MDMA and had totally hit it off. We got naked and I was even brave enough to go down on her. And she had to be the only girl in the world with a W shaped vagina! 
Maybe it's my fault. Maybe I should have just champed it out and figured that damn thing out!
Just fucking dived in and got to work. Keep licking and sucking until I found something that resembled a clitoris.
But I was a coward.
A coward? I thought you would be pretty damn sexually confident. Maybe this women had some kind of subconscious off putting scent and when it came down to business, you simply weren't attracted to her. Or, you have too much love and attraction for your wife and it is only a fantasy in your head 
Some vaginas can be ugly but intimacy and psychological aspect of tasting a womens juices is a massive turn on and would probably over come the aesthetic part
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Re: How can my wife and I find a third partner for sex? [Re: daz01]
#23495527 - 07/31/16 12:51 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Yeah i was sort of joking I wasn't really a coward I was just grossed out and turned off by the odd vagina.
And trust me I know not all vaginas are perfect and I was fully prepared for A slightly less Perfect vagina.
But this was truly strange and too different .
I haven't been with many girls at all but I have seen enough porn to know this was well outside the normal range of possible vaginas.
But no it wasn't a post op or transsexual thing , This girl is an old friend of my wife and was never a Man.
But yeah I just wasn't into it and that's totally fine .
At least it's a funny story now and having sex while other people watched was an I wresting experience anyways.
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