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InvisibleSophistic Radiance
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Re: How can my wife and I find a third partner for sex? [Re: thelanzii]
    #23493548 - 07/30/16 07:28 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

You're thinking of Tinder :cookiemonster:


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Re: How can my wife and I find a third partner for sex? [Re: Sophistic Radiance] * 1
    #23493582 - 07/30/16 07:39 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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You know, it's not literally a land made of ice. The Vikings of the time just called it that because they ran a profitable but unsustainable business smuggling Icelandic ice to both sides of the Atlantic and wanted to sell it off before it went into the red. I'm pretty sure Portugal and the Netherlands actually actually went to war over it before realizing they had been bamboozled.

:themoreyouknow:



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Sophistic Radiance said:
Yup, in fact the Vikings called it Greenland so that nobody would think it had any ice. They did this to discourage invasion by the British and to keep ice prices artificially high by limiting the supply available to market. Their plan was to move operations to Greenland once Iceland had been harvested dry and conned off on wealthy dupes from the mainland, but their plan never came to fruition because Vikingstan was conquered and overrun by a coalition of mainly Swedes and Norwegians. The entire Viking population was killed in the invasion and the subsequent bloody holocaust perpetrated by the white devils. Today, no trace of the once-proud Viking culture survives. :sad:





How do you know so much about vikings?

I love vikings, so much fun to read about, I like that show vikings too, am finishing the 3rd season soon.


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Re: How can my wife and I find a third partner for sex? [Re: Moonshoe]
    #23493596 - 07/30/16 07:42 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Thats odd that you're having issues with that. Have you asked a single person?


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Re: How can my wife and I find a third partner for sex? [Re: Moonshoe]
    #23493624 - 07/30/16 07:52 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Swinglifestyle.


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Offlinekoods
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Re: How can my wife and I find a third partner for sex? [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
    #23494115 - 07/30/16 11:23 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Malcolm_Xtasy said:
Moon, you should ask TheMovment for advice.




He should just invite themovement over for dinner and drinks.


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Re: How can my wife and I find a third partner for sex? [Re: koods]
    #23494121 - 07/30/16 11:27 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I just saw a story on viceland about 3rinder or thrinder. I


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Re: How can my wife and I find a third partner for sex? [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
    #23494123 - 07/30/16 11:29 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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because Vikingstan was conquered and overrun by a coalition of mainly Swedes \




wait a damn second, the Vikings were Muslims? 

:inonothing:


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OfflineRobZombie68
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Re: How can my wife and I find a third partner for sex? [Re: Moonshoe]
    #23494162 - 07/30/16 11:47 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

By going out to bar / club and doing it in real life.  My girl and I have pulled a group of three girls out of the club,,, all together, one night.  BAM!

Be straight forward with women, they love that.  Of course I have the gift of gab and slowly toss out hints through the night until it culminates in their mind.  Basic psychology 101


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Re: How can my wife and I find a third partner for sex? [Re: Moonshoe] * 1
    #23494383 - 07/31/16 01:57 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Moonshoe I am down to go to pound town


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Re: How can my wife and I find a third partner for sex? [Re: 28064212]
    #23494430 - 07/31/16 02:33 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

craigslist, can't be that hard to find some swingers.

an old roommate used to make me laugh so much, he had a couple as friends that liked the cuckold deal, and the homeboy would get all upset when he was making her cum like mad... would storm out and she would go and talk him back up. there he would be 15 minutes after freaking out about watching his chick go to pound town de ja vu :mmmkay:

whatever gets ya off and works ya know.


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Re: How can my wife and I find a third partner for sex? [Re: ReposadoXochipilli]
    #23494449 - 07/31/16 03:04 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

He is not from Iceland :rofl:


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Re: How can my wife and I find a third partner for sex? [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #23494765 - 07/31/16 07:06 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

It's true I have made threads about it before , but that's because we have been wanting, planning and to some extent trying to make this happen for years and so far we haven't done it.

We almost did it with one of my wife's friends, but she gets so sloppy drunk and obnoxious it fell apart.

We almost did it with one of her other friends, and I went so far as trying give her head, but it turned out she had a really strange Vagina and I couldn't figure it out so instead I had sex with my wife and her friend had sex with my friend. We were all named in the same room but it wasn't what we were trying for.

We almost did it at a recent MDMA pool party but we had conservative married friends in town visiting us and couldn't ditch them when they got uncomfortable.

We even walked through the red light district in Amsterdam during our recent Europe trip looking for a paid third partner. But we didn't find one we liked.

But we are determined not to give up on it because we are afraid we will regret it if we don't do it.

So we set ourselves a time line- it has to be within the year.

So yeah I made threads about the idea before, but we never managed to pull it off, which is why I made this thread asking for ideas on how to actually make it happen.

I think what we decided is I will make a tinder account and a Facebook page, put up some pictures of me on them, then if any pretty girls show interest I will email them pictures of my wife and ask if they would be interested in a threesome.

But I had hoped there would be some secret threesome finder website or something I didn't know about.

Seems like there should be. If not someone needs to make a website and a company filling that niche, there is a fortune to be made.

Something like Ashley Madison but instead of for people looking to cheat it's for couples looking for thirds.


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Re: How can my wife and I find a third partner for sex? [Re: Moonshoe]
    #23494770 - 07/31/16 07:10 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)



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“if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”


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InvisibleMoonshoe
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Re: How can my wife and I find a third partner for sex? [Re: koods]
    #23494775 - 07/31/16 07:12 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Oh thanks man! That's exactly what we were hoping for !

:cheers:

My wife also thinks we should go out to this local bar known for its drunk promiscuous young women so we will try all of the above.

Thanks for the pro tip koods :highfive:


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Re: How can my wife and I find a third partner for sex? [Re: Moonshoe] * 6
    #23494780 - 07/31/16 07:14 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Tell us more about this strange vagina that you couldn't figure out.


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Re: How can my wife and I find a third partner for sex? [Re: Moonshoe] * 1
    #23494788 - 07/31/16 07:19 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Just stay at the top...everything important is at the top


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Re: How can my wife and I find a third partner for sex? [Re: Burke Dennings] * 1
    #23494795 - 07/31/16 07:21 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

It had a dick


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InvisibleMoonshoe
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Re: How can my wife and I find a third partner for sex? [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #23494798 - 07/31/16 07:24 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Honestly man it was the craziest  thing
My wife has a really perfect vagina for me it's beautiful and I know it inside and out.

This girls vagina was like a totally different organ. The girl must for sure have had some kind of odd
Condition or something, I've never seen a vagina like it.

I don't even know how to describe it.
My wife saw it too and said the same, she hadn't seen anything like it.

She is a super cool girl, so I felt really bad and embarrassed but it was gross and I also didn't know how to give her head.

I pride myself on being extremely good at giving oral sex , at least to women (I tried my best sucking dick too but I never got the same kind of rave reviews I get when I eat pussy)

Anyways this girls pussy was like, the only way I can try to describe it is instead
Of a vertical slit with a clit right on the top centre, this girls was like a strange W shape and I couldn't find the clit.

I know all vaginas are different but this was frankly beyond the pale.

I felt so bad because she must have known the reason I stopped right away was because
Of her wierd pussy.

I still get embarrassed thinking about it. Someday I'll hang out with that girl again so I hope it's not awkward lol. She's cool as hell though.


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Re: How can my wife and I find a third partner for sex? [Re: Moonshoe] * 1
    #23494831 - 07/31/16 07:41 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Your best bet. Is to let your wife take the lead in the search.

Trust me, she will have a MUCH easier time finding someone than you ever will.

Every single threesome + I've had has been the result of my GF picking someone up for us.

Have her make the tinder profile looking for women, and have it be up front what the arrangement is. It will work much better that way.


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Re: How can my wife and I find a third partner for sex? [Re: Moonshoe]
    #23494835 - 07/31/16 07:43 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

So glad I don't have to deal with that horror show


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