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My Dad is an Asshole * 1
    #23490938 - 07/29/16 11:59 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I'm talking complete asshole, rage-aholic, unreasonable and impossible to talk to -- if you think I'm being hyperbolic, I'm not. Thinking about cutting him off from my life completely, much like how my mom did who seems consistently happier now.

He just got into a heated argument over fucking bedsheets? Bedsheets? Wtf?

Despite being intelligent, he's the largest asshole I know, and the last person on earth I would vacation with.

Why is he such a large asshole? Encephalitis of the brain at a young age, giving him the temperament of a child. He gets in trouble at work (not just any work, he's a highly specialized surgeon) at least twice a year.

When I was a kid I used to dose him with his prescription for clonazepam so he would just shut the fuck up and calm down.

Now we're scheduled to work in the same hospital :facepalm:. Fuck this, I'm going back to school full time/vs half time with my original degree in mind. He managed to somehow majorly fuck my stable schedule that I had planned out for weeks. Not worth the trouble of seeing him on a daily basis. Also, blocking his calls and especially blocking him from my apartment complex. If he doesn't want to die alone he shouldn't be such an asshole :cookiemonster:.

For anyone thinking this is a new phenomenon, I can't remember far enough back to when he wasn't an asshole.

Sorry for the post I just needed to vent. He fucked up my job, therefore fucking the rest of my classes (EMT+infomation security schedule) sideways.


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Re: My Dad is an Asshole [Re: falsereality]
    #23490942 - 07/30/16 12:01 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Your dad seems like a cool dude.


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Re: My Dad is an Asshole [Re: abltsandwich] * 1
    #23490946 - 07/30/16 12:04 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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abltsandwich said:
Your dad seems like a cool dude.




You should meet him sometime, he might try to physically assault you as well.


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Re: My Dad is an Asshole [Re: falsereality] * 1
    #23490951 - 07/30/16 12:05 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Your dad sounds like a douche nozzle.


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Re: My Dad is an Asshole [Re: falsereality]
    #23491032 - 07/30/16 12:38 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

All dads are assholes.

Regardless of that fact, my dad will whoop your dad's ass any day of the week hombre.


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Psalm 12:6
The words of the Lord are pure words: as silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times.
Hebrews 11:3
Through faith we understand that the worlds were framed by the word of God, so that things which are seen were not made of things which do appear.
Revelation 3:11
Behold, I come quickly: hold that fast which thou hast, that no man take thy crown.


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Re: My Dad is an Asshole [Re: falsereality]
    #23491056 - 07/30/16 12:48 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Maybe you should start a business striping parking lots, then you won't have to work with him.


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Re: My Dad is an Asshole [Re: falsereality] * 1
    #23491061 - 07/30/16 12:52 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Maybe you shouldn't be a fat creepster who lives with his dad...:shrug:
You sound like a typical spoiled fuck


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Re: My Dad is an Asshole [Re: Shiithead]
    #23491063 - 07/30/16 12:52 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I feel ya op, you want to get away thats understandable and sounds like a good idea. I presume you need to vent because your human and deep down you love him but it's difficult to do because he makes it difficult which in return makes it hard on you.

I blocked my father out of my life for 2 years, he hasn't changed much but I have, I'm stronger and I can be around him now even with his temper. I realised?spellcheck? One day that I missed him and his imperfections, hes getting close to the age where I won't have him at all and that changed me.

Take a step back, but don't forget to return.


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Re: My Dad is an Asshole [Re: falsereality]
    #23491067 - 07/30/16 12:54 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Just think of it this way, you'll laugh about it after he's dead. He's your dad man, you gotta love him.


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Re: My Dad is an Asshole [Re: falsereality] * 1
    #23491070 - 07/30/16 12:57 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

falsereality said:


He just got into a heated argument over fucking bedsheets



With you?  You know it takes two people to argue over bedsheets.  You might be an asshole too.


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Re: My Dad is an Asshole [Re: azur]
    #23491071 - 07/30/16 12:57 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

azur said:
You sound like a typical spoiled fuck




That too


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Re: My Dad is an Asshole [Re: California]
    #23491076 - 07/30/16 12:58 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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California said:
Quote:

falsereality said:


He just got into a heated argument over fucking bedsheets



With you?  You know it takes two people to argue over bedsheets.  You might be an asshole too.




Holy fuck :mindblown:


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Re: My Dad is an Asshole [Re: Shiithead]
    #23491094 - 07/30/16 01:17 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Shiithead said:
All dads are assholes.

Regardless of that fact, my dad will whoop your dad's ass any day of the week hombre.



How many bong rips can your dad take?


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Re: My Dad is an Asshole [Re: BANANA.MAN]
    #23491108 - 07/30/16 01:25 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Uhh 1... Find me a dad who can take more than that.. Except God. He can take all the bong rips.


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For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places.
Psalm 12:6
The words of the Lord are pure words: as silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times.
Hebrews 11:3
Through faith we understand that the worlds were framed by the word of God, so that things which are seen were not made of things which do appear.
Revelation 3:11
Behold, I come quickly: hold that fast which thou hast, that no man take thy crown.


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Re: My Dad is an Asshole [Re: Algo] * 1
    #23491112 - 07/30/16 01:27 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Algo said:
Quote:

California said:
Quote:

falsereality said:


He just got into a heated argument over fucking bedsheets



With you?  You know it takes two people to argue over bedsheets.  You might be an asshole too.




Holy fuck :mindblown:




I agree. Fuck OP. He's the incarnation of his shitty ass dad, arguing over anything that can be argued.

On the other hand, fuck bedsheets. I sleep on the floor.


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Ephesians 6:12
For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places.
Psalm 12:6
The words of the Lord are pure words: as silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times.
Hebrews 11:3
Through faith we understand that the worlds were framed by the word of God, so that things which are seen were not made of things which do appear.
Revelation 3:11
Behold, I come quickly: hold that fast which thou hast, that no man take thy crown.


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Re: My Dad is an Asshole [Re: falsereality] * 1
    #23491124 - 07/30/16 01:34 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

To answer why your dad is a cunt; it's because he wants the best for you and your children. Trust.

One day you won't have an asshole for a dad let alone a dad. Appreciate him, love him, and take what he has to say with a grain of salt. He had/has to do the same. Good luck in your life OP. We are all trying to figure out the same thing. Thanks for taking the time and energy to express yourself here.


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Ephesians 6:12
For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places.
Psalm 12:6
The words of the Lord are pure words: as silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times.
Hebrews 11:3
Through faith we understand that the worlds were framed by the word of God, so that things which are seen were not made of things which do appear.
Revelation 3:11
Behold, I come quickly: hold that fast which thou hast, that no man take thy crown.


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Re: My Dad is an Asshole [Re: Shiithead]
    #23491135 - 07/30/16 01:40 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Did you have ban fears?


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Re: My Dad is an Asshole [Re: Algo]
    #23491145 - 07/30/16 01:47 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I don't get scared. I go to church.


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Ephesians 6:12
For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places.
Psalm 12:6
The words of the Lord are pure words: as silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times.
Hebrews 11:3
Through faith we understand that the worlds were framed by the word of God, so that things which are seen were not made of things which do appear.
Revelation 3:11
Behold, I come quickly: hold that fast which thou hast, that no man take thy crown.


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Re: My Dad is an Asshole [Re: California] * 1
    #23491146 - 07/30/16 01:48 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

California said:
Quote:

falsereality said:


He just got into a heated argument over fucking bedsheets



With you?  You know it takes two people to argue over bedsheets.  You might be an asshole too.







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Re: My Dad is an Asshole [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #23491149 - 07/30/16 01:49 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

:yesnod:


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