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LobsterSauce


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Donald Trump Emails HACKED After Hackers Use ‘IvankaBangMyDaughter’ Password 9
#23488215 - 07/29/16 04:26 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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IN an embarrassing turn of events, US presidential nominee Donald Trump has had his private emails hacked, shortly after requesting that Russia hack into the email accounts of his political opponents.
Not content with encouraging disharmony in the America by asking the public to embrace hatred, fear and ignorance, Trump urged Russian intelligence services to hack into the accounts of the Democratic party and of their nominee Hillary Clinton.
This act, which has been described by many as ‘treasonous’, led to one intrepid 13-year-old to hack into Trump’s own email account by simply guessing what his password was.
“Like Mr. Trump, I have an unhealthy obsession with wanting to bang his daughter Ivanka,” the horny teen Mark Carmichael explained, alluding to the many public utterances Trump has made in the past about how if she weren’t his daughter, the Republican nominee would very much like to date Ivanka.
After typing in the password ‘IvankaBangMyDaughter’ Carmichael found a treasure trove of unsent email drafts which carried the subject lines ‘the best plans for defeating ISIS, believe me, the best’, ‘turning the economy around, so many jobs’ and ‘immigration reform’. However, the contents of each draft were empty.
A separate draft entitled ‘best dictators, I mean, they were just the best’ contained a 14,000 word account of the world’s best dictators.
The majority of sent emails by Trump were forwards of pictures of his daughter from her modelling days. In total, over 5,000 emails were forwarded to Ivanka with variations of the phrase ‘if you weren’t my daughter’.
In response to criticism of his despotic approach to his political opponents, Trump’s camp were firm in their communications with the media.
“I think it is unfair to compare Donald and his encouraging of foreign countries to carry out covert spying in America to the work of dictators like Saddam, Hitler and Stalin, mainly because these guys weren’t big on emails,” a Trumpe spokesperson shared with WWN.
Edited by LobsterSauce (07/29/16 08:26 AM)
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Re: Donald Trump Emails HACKED After Hackers Use ‘IvankaBangMyDaughter’ Password [Re: LobsterSauce] 4
#23488224 - 07/29/16 04:36 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Re: Donald Trump Emails HACKED After Hackers Use ‘IvankaBangMyDaughter’ Password [Re: The Phleg]
#23488316 - 07/29/16 05:49 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Can you blame him?
as a Trump voter, and someone who knows n talks with others, this wont affect the voter outcome.
funny stuff though.
So Trump wants to bang his Daughter and Hillary is a treasonous psychopath who worships moloch or baal or whatever and has a list of people who just mysteriously die around her.
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Re: Donald Trump Emails HACKED After Hackers Use ‘IvankaBangMyDaughter’ Password [Re: Apostle] 1
#23488334 - 07/29/16 06:10 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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haha this is fucking hilarious is this even a legit news source? If so I can't stop laughing. Doesn't seem legit from mass media outlets.
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Re: Donald Trump Emails HACKED After Hackers Use ‘IvankaBangMyDaughter’ Password [Re: tdubz] 10
#23488344 - 07/29/16 06:18 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Re: Donald Trump Emails HACKED After Hackers Use ‘IvankaBangMyDaughter’ Password [Re: LobsterSauce]
#23488387 - 07/29/16 06:39 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Just another example of a great future leader.
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Re: Donald Trump Emails HACKED After Hackers Use ‘IvankaBangMyDaughter’ Password [Re: Electric Wizard21]
#23488412 - 07/29/16 06:51 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Anyone got a link to the actual leaked emails ? I cant find it anywhere. Ill assume its fake until they actually show
Edit: Its a satire news site
Edited by howsyournaggerdoin (07/29/16 06:55 AM)
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Re: Donald Trump Emails HACKED After Hackers Use ‘IvankaBangMyDaughter’ Password [Re: Electric Wizard21] 3
#23488490 - 07/29/16 07:56 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Electric Wizard21 said: Just another example of a great future leader.

another example of satire websites claiming more victims
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Re: Donald Trump Emails HACKED After Hackers Use ‘IvankaBangMyDaughter’ Password [Re: Prisoner#1]
#23488504 - 07/29/16 08:03 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Let them free.
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Re: Donald Trump Emails HACKED After Hackers Use ‘IvankaBangMyDaughter’ Password [Re: LobsterSauce] 1
#23488507 - 07/29/16 08:06 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Man you guys are going to be pissed when Trump becomes President.
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Re: Donald Trump Emails HACKED After Hackers Use ‘IvankaBangMyDaughter’ Password [Re: qman]
#23488510 - 07/29/16 08:07 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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qman said: Man you guys are going to be pissed when Trump becomes President. 
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Re: Donald Trump Emails HACKED After Hackers Use ‘IvankaBangMyDaughter’ Password [Re: qman]
#23488513 - 07/29/16 08:08 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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qman said: Man you guys are going to be pissed when Trump becomes President. 
canada will be bitching like hell about their illegal immigration problem, I bet they build a wall
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Re: Donald Trump Emails HACKED After Hackers Use ‘IvankaBangMyDaughter’ Password [Re: Prisoner#1]
#23488529 - 07/29/16 08:12 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Oh yeah check out the dynamic duo
such a great team
It's going to be the greatest team
Infact it'll be the best team
I know a lot of teams and this team will be the greatest!
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I can't believe you guys suck up this guys shit you're all smarter than that. (did you see him answer that question about humility..... hahahahaahahaha)
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Re: Donald Trump Emails HACKED After Hackers Use ‘IvankaBangMyDaughter’ Password [Re: LobsterSauce]
#23488534 - 07/29/16 08:13 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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If Donald Trump was found to be a serial killer, mass rapist, head of the cartel and Hitler in disguise, people in 'murica would still vote for him. 
He is a child rapist though, right?
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Re: Donald Trump Emails HACKED After Hackers Use ‘IvankaBangMyDaughter’ Password [Re: daz01]
#23488563 - 07/29/16 08:24 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Damn dude you totally got me, I actually wouldn't be surprised at all if this was real
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Re: Donald Trump Emails HACKED After Hackers Use ‘IvankaBangMyDaughter’ Password [Re: Crystal G] 4
#23488592 - 07/29/16 08:38 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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It's amazing how much retarded shit the low info voters actually believe...
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Re: Donald Trump Emails HACKED After Hackers Use ‘IvankaBangMyDaughter’ Password [Re: hostileuniverse] 7
#23488649 - 07/29/16 09:07 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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if youre a drug user and youre voting for trump youre braindead. its that simple. if you couldnt tell this was satire, youre braindead. you might be clinically retarded
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Re: Donald Trump Emails HACKED After Hackers Use ‘IvankaBangMyDaughter’ Password [Re: hostileuniverse]
#23488651 - 07/29/16 09:08 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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hostileuniverse said: It's amazing how much retarded shit the low info voters actually believe...
Is it really inconceivable to believe that Donald would have incestual urges?
IDK, he strikes me as the type.
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Re: Donald Trump Emails HACKED After Hackers Use ‘IvankaBangMyDaughter’ Password [Re: hostileuniverse]
#23488665 - 07/29/16 09:12 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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hostileuniverse said: It's amazing how much retarded shit the low info voters actually believe...
Have you watched that trump/pence interview?
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Re: Donald Trump Emails HACKED After Hackers Use ‘IvankaBangMyDaughter’ Password [Re: LobsterSauce]
#23488671 - 07/29/16 09:15 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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I knew this was the onion from moment one when reading this thread.
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