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Things you found funny when tripping! :D
#23487518 - 07/28/16 09:46 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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I remember about 18 years ago i was on lsd and a pal told me joke. I laughed my fckn ass off all night long, i kept remembering this one joke and bursing into fits of giggles!
Its lame and id never normally have found it so hilarious, so heres the joke.......
Why do all the tellitubbies go to the toilet at once?
Becasue theyve only got one Tinky Winky!
ikr, but that joke had me laughing all night.
What shit did you find funny, jokes or otherwise when tripping, that you likely wouldnt normally? Come share cos am bored ^_^
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Re: Things you found funny when tripping! :D [Re: Spellbound]
#23487525 - 07/28/16 09:48 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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NOTHING I HATE LAUGHING NOTHING'S FUNNY!
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Re: Things you found funny when tripping! :D [Re: Sheekle]
#23487538 - 07/28/16 09:52 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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What if i tickle you, then will you laugh, ooooo ill dose u with laughing gas first haha
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Re: Things you found funny when tripping! :D [Re: Spellbound]
#23487594 - 07/28/16 10:04 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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This thread is a joke. LSD would probably make it worse.
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Re: Things you found funny when tripping! :D [Re: Shiithead] 2
#23487607 - 07/28/16 10:07 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Anyone ever laugh for a long time on shrooms? and then you and your tripping partner forget what youre laughING about, which causes you to laugh even harder, and then you start getting confused while laughing and you're like "holy shit I can't stop laughing, this is fucked up".
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Re: Things you found funny when tripping! :D [Re: goop] 3
#23487859 - 07/28/16 11:42 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Oh man I swear Shrooms make me laugh harder than I literally thought was possible.
Last time I Shroomed I was by myself in my room and I went on this random Rant/Tangent about Dairy Milk and was laughing so damn hard the whole time...
It was saying shit like: "JESUS CHRIST WE STUFF COWS IN MOTHERFUCKING FACTORIES THEN PUMP THE GROSS FUCKING MILK OUT OF THEIR DISGUSTING UTTERS. AND PEOPLE ACTUALLY DRINK THAT SHIT!? HAHAHAHAAA. WE JUST PUT MILLIONS OF DAMN COWS INTO FACTORIES LIKE THE WHOLE DAMN COUNTRY HAS SOME KIND OF FUCKING MILK-FAMINE GOING ON OR SOMETHING. THE ENTIRE WORLD IS IN DESPERATE NEED OF NASTY-ASS COW-UTTER-TRASH! ALMOND MILK AINT ENOUGH! SOY MILK AINT WHAT WE WANT! WE NEED TO PUMP OUT TRILLIONS OF GALLONS OF THAT PRECIOUS NASTY WHITE NECTAR FROM THOSE POOR COWS FAT TITS STAT!!!!!"
I was imagining a big dick-person smoking a giant cigar demanding that we stuff all the cows into factories so that humans can get their precious "nasty cow-juice".
I don't know why I was laughing at that so much... I was hallucinating the cows too... I was crying laughing.
The time before that I laughed when my dog ran to me in my backyard and wanted me to pet him so bad. I realized that the reason dogs love to be petted so much is that they have giant foreskins under their fur so when we pet them it's like we're jerking them off.
Some Shroomerites found that to be rather funny/disturbing.
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Re: Things you found funny when tripping! :D [Re: goop] 1
#23487862 - 07/28/16 11:42 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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One time my friend and I were tripping really hard and we went out to smoke a bowl. As we did so, my friend shared the brilliant idea of cutting open his finger and putting in a minuscule magnet, so he could feel magnetic fields with his finger like a sixth sense. I thought this was absolutely hilarious, and in my mind I created a scenario in which he tried the procedure and it went horribly wrong. He was taken to the hospital, where the doctor looks at him and turns to the nurse and says, in a mobster New York accent "Hey, Susan! Look at this fuckin' moron! He tried to put a magnet in his finger!" Still funny to this day.
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Re: Things you found funny when tripping! :D [Re: Spellbound] 1
#23487878 - 07/28/16 11:51 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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I really prefer nature, music, and art vs. movies and TV but one time I was on the comedown of a shroom trip and a buddy put this movie on and I about died laughing. I would've never thought this movie would be so amazing to watch tripping but it delivers.
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Re: Things you found funny when tripping! :D [Re: abltsandwich] 2
#23487891 - 07/29/16 12:00 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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I laugh every single time I take LSD . It's my favorite part. Not laughing on LSD is like having sex and stopping right before climax.
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Re: Things you found funny when tripping! :D [Re: Spellbound] 1
#23488828 - 07/29/16 10:10 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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I find this laughable in any state of mind.
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Re: Things you found funny when tripping! :D [Re: Shiithead]
#23488876 - 07/29/16 10:26 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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I do most of mine for serious reasons but i always leave some time to chill and just have fun. I dont know why but on mescaline toward the end i put this movie on, and this 1 min clip had me crying in laughter, i thought was most funny thing ive ever seen
Also seemed so true to real life at the time i think that's why i was laughing i dunno, could just see things headed this way in real life hahaha,
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Re: Things you found funny when tripping! :D [Re: Shiithead]
#23488885 - 07/29/16 10:29 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
Shiithead said: I find this laughable in any state of mind.
Hahahaha ive never heard that lol
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Re: Things you found funny when tripping! :D [Re: Spellbound]
#23488901 - 07/29/16 10:36 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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The total on a cash register while buying a pizza.
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Re: Things you found funny when tripping! :D [Re: spirit_shadow]
#23488912 - 07/29/16 10:40 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Examining tiny abort mushrooms.
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Re: Things you found funny when tripping! :D [Re: Yage]
#23488915 - 07/29/16 10:42 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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i don't even get laughy on psychs. I just get spiritual
Edited by plasma (07/29/16 10:42 AM)
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Re: Things you found funny when tripping! :D [Re: plasma]
#23488941 - 07/29/16 10:51 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
plasma said: i don't even get laughy on psychs. I just get spiritual
I laugh on LSD
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My first time tripping with my older brother was a couple years ago, we went on this crazy long bike ride after taking 2 tabs of what was probably not acid but was still quite pleasant after riding through the city which was crazy and not so fun, we ended up at a nice beach with some forest and decided to do some chilling he was sitting in the grass under some trees and I decided to explore the beach
Looking across the water I started to hear this crazy sound, like a million birds screaming but really far away I see like an island sort of thing out in the distance and the dead trees with cormorant nests up in them I decided that we had to get out there.
No idea where we were going we started to follow this path that sort of went in the right direction it was an epic adventure riding there, my brother kept wanting to stop at places and hang out, enjoy the amazing scenery but I was determined to find the source of the birds, I could hear them getting louder and louder
the sun was starting to set and we were in the deep wilderness a this point, riding our bikes along this path when my brother sees an offsetting path and decides to bomb his bike down the hill it leads
I hear this crazy sound which I instantly recognize as a bike skidding on gravel and hitting a chain that crossed the path
I follow him down slowly and apparently there was a chain with a sign on it that said "sensitive bird nesting area" he had ridden his cycle into it and luckily one side of it decided to come out, good for him it wasn't attached well
we slowly walked deeper, we were curious what sort of birds they were, they made this extremely low croaking sound, like dinosaurs from jurassic park, and they sat in these creepy dead trees pooping so much the sound of their poop rustled the leaves, and in our tripping mindset it literally sounded like we were in a dinosaur nest completely surrounded by dinosaurs, running around all over us we decided to find a nice place to sit down and watch the sun set behind the city while we got totally shat on by cormorants. We made some sound recordings and stuff
but you can look up "cormorant nesting sounds" and find it, it's the craziest thing
so while not really that funny, and an extremely long read I never would have been down to go and sit under these scary ass birds if I wasn't tripping. I felt so at peace with the whole environment that I didn't even feel like we were wrong to go in there, we were extremely careful and quiet, we never disturbed anything and we didn't stay terribly long, it was a truly amazing experience that I would have missed out on if not for psychs.
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Re: Things you found funny when tripping! :D [Re: the_r3dz]
#23489406 - 07/29/16 02:00 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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I just remembered another night, we was teenagers just two of us girls, id taken a couple lsd and was sleeping at a mates house, her mum had gone bed now and we were in my mates room.
Anyway i went to the loo, and when i flushed it i was watching the water, well i burst out laughing my ass off, and stood there repeatedly flushing the loo to keep watching, well i was laughing so fckn hard i thought it looked amazing! Anyway my friend came and removed me from the bathroom, said id wake mum up and give the game away spoil sport lol ^_^
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Re: Things you found funny when tripping! :D [Re: Spellbound]
#23489484 - 07/29/16 02:36 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Some of these stories are awesome haha
This one time my stepbrother and I were tripping on some mushrooms and sitting on the balcony of our apartment. We heard this dog howling and looked into the neighbors backyard and saw this old hound dog walking around howling but his nuts were just saggin on the ground dragging around haha. I know its silly but him and I couldnt stop laughing and ended up watching this dog for like 2 hours laughing hysterically.
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