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Sheekle
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LNC 2
#23486928 - 07/28/16 06:38 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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went to work, came home, got jerked off in the woods, took a shower, wbu?
was gonna go to dso tonight but couldn't scrounge up the $
-------------------- "Ur cat died because he hated u" - Koods "I hope JSB kicks your ass one day." - Vandago "you are the biggest 'internet guy' I have ever come across"- Jokeshopbeard "The more I see you post the more I realize you're just this fuckin tie dye loser who trolls the Shroomery 24/7." - Herbologist "Sheekle you cannot vile the dice of bullshit you have posted on this forum over the years, I like databases" - thelastoneleft "or maybe i just come from a blood line of superior intelligence" - trees R.I.P Kelsy, ?/?/?? - 6/11/16
Edited by Sheekle (07/28/16 06:49 PM)
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OhMrJohnson
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Getting jerked off in the woods sounds fun
I'm just chillin waiting on a bag of trees
These damn dealers say 15 minutes and it always ends up being more like 5 hours
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Sheekle
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unreliable drug dealers suck. they act like their job is hard, it's not at all. it's literally the easiest job in the world with as good of pay as most career jobs. only thing is the paranoia and risk that comes with it, but even that doesn't make any sense aa to why they'd be late to the party.
the least they could do is be honest about time
luckily i havent dealt with all too many unreliable drug dealers, although there was a couple times last year i wound up waiting a few months for some shit. it was worth it in the end though and came with some hard lessons
-------------------- "Ur cat died because he hated u" - Koods "I hope JSB kicks your ass one day." - Vandago "you are the biggest 'internet guy' I have ever come across"- Jokeshopbeard "The more I see you post the more I realize you're just this fuckin tie dye loser who trolls the Shroomery 24/7." - Herbologist "Sheekle you cannot vile the dice of bullshit you have posted on this forum over the years, I like databases" - thelastoneleft "or maybe i just come from a blood line of superior intelligence" - trees R.I.P Kelsy, ?/?/?? - 6/11/16
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OhMrJohnson
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"Will it be here before 8:30?" "Oh yea dude guaranteed"
Still isn't here
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sanchothestoner
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sheekle did another old man jack you off??
someone quote me so he can see this. he nigged me.
-------------------- I fucking hate you... God damn, I love you... But we both know if we stick together, we'll just tear ourselves apart You are my sunshine, my only sunshine, you make me happy, when skies are grey You are my heroin, but there's an abscess... God damn, I miss the vein!
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OhMrJohnson
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I swear when this dude gets here I'm gonna smack him in the face with a wet noodle
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Use lasagna
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Quote:
sanchothestoner said: sheekle did another old man jack you off??
someone quote me so he can see this. he nigged me.
.....i was gonna go 2 but the time flew by 2 quick. Ill catch them antha time. Im chillen in my my grandmas hot tub right meow
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sanchothestoner
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delete the "thestoner" part of my name from the quote.
-------------------- I fucking hate you... God damn, I love you... But we both know if we stick together, we'll just tear ourselves apart You are my sunshine, my only sunshine, you make me happy, when skies are grey You are my heroin, but there's an abscess... God damn, I miss the vein!
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Cowb0yNeal00


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Wtf ur weird
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sanchothestoner
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he won't be able to see it unless you do that.
the mailman just arrived!!!!!
-------------------- I fucking hate you... God damn, I love you... But we both know if we stick together, we'll just tear ourselves apart You are my sunshine, my only sunshine, you make me happy, when skies are grey You are my heroin, but there's an abscess... God damn, I miss the vein!
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Sheekle
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nah sancho this time it was some college kid
-------------------- "Ur cat died because he hated u" - Koods "I hope JSB kicks your ass one day." - Vandago "you are the biggest 'internet guy' I have ever come across"- Jokeshopbeard "The more I see you post the more I realize you're just this fuckin tie dye loser who trolls the Shroomery 24/7." - Herbologist "Sheekle you cannot vile the dice of bullshit you have posted on this forum over the years, I like databases" - thelastoneleft "or maybe i just come from a blood line of superior intelligence" - trees R.I.P Kelsy, ?/?/?? - 6/11/16
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So im thinkin i might trip afterall OMJ. My headache has subsided. I plan on dropping at 11pm.
We just had a crazy storm come through which was cool, and idk im just feeling it tonight lol
I havent tripped for about 2months so itll be a ride for sure.
Have you done what you were talking about before? Taking all your lsd i mean.
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I'm hungry so I want to go out and get something to eat, but I shouldn't drive when I'm high.
Had a good day today, high as fuck now. I swear I post like 90% of my posts while high as fuck. I have no idea what the fuck I'm writing on here half the time 
Anyway, I might play some minecraft tonight because fuck it why not? I'll probably be bored of it in like 30 minutes though.
Hey, any of you guys remember those old "Mind's Eye" animated videos? I used to love that shit as a kid. I should really watch one while tripping some time. They seemed pretty trippy at the time even.
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Got this annoying cough going on. Meh. Get a fat burger dude!
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Nice nice man, have an awesome time, if the set is right I'd say go for it
And nooo I haven't touched any since my last trip which was like a week ago I think
The set is not right for me at the moment so I'm taking a break for a while myself, last trip was kinda dull and not as fun as the rest of them have always been and that concerns me deeply so it is time to separate from that for a while
I might smoke some DMT in the woods soon though but that's some intense stuff so I dunno
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Quote:
nooneman said: but I shouldn't drive when I'm high.
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Quote:
sanchoweensaid: sheekle did another old man jack you off??
someone quote me so he can see this. he nigged me.
Hahahah righteous joke y0
Howdy y'all at work stone cold sober See y'a s
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Fuck I gotta go to bed but I'm not tired
Weird how daytime drinking has that effect on me
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nooneman


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This is the shit I'm talking about right here:
Used to love this shit when I was a little kid.
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Sheekle, you really had some random dude jerk you off in the woods? How'd you arrange that, Craigslist? 
I can't judge, I'm kinda bi myself, that's just out of character for ya.
Anyway, sup people? Smokin spliffs drinking brews and watching almost famous. Just got off the phone with this cute girl who has a thing for me. She's straight edge, though, and I think a virgin, so I'm not sure where this is gonna go, but the companionship is nice.
Hope everyone's enjoying their night
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nooneman


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Yeah, what's all this shit about sheekle getting jerked off in some woods by a dude?
I didn't want to ask/know initially, but I guess if we're going there anyway
Edited by nooneman (07/28/16 08:23 PM)
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hex_enduction
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Well he got jacked off by a middle aged dude in a bar bathroom glory hole once, I know that much
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nooneman


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I had no idea. Although honestly, I'm not surprised at all by any of this information. 
This just all sounds like stuff sheekle would do IRL.
Not that there's anything wrong with that, I mean whatever floats your boat, but woods and bar bathrooms are still pretty sheekle.
Edited by nooneman (07/28/16 08:26 PM)
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Sheekle said: nah sancho this time it was some college kid
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Sheekle
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Re: LNC [Re: Niffla] 4
#23487415 - 07/28/16 09:16 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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it wasn't a bar bathroom it was the dude's house for the glory hole and there was a dog panting on the other side (not licking my dick or anything i made sure but it was chillin there nd the dude kept tryna get it to go away), from craigslist. real ratchet shit
this woodland jerkoff was from grindr, the dude was pretty cool like he seems like the type of person i'd party with aside from getting jerked off in the woods from
-------------------- "Ur cat died because he hated u" - Koods "I hope JSB kicks your ass one day." - Vandago "you are the biggest 'internet guy' I have ever come across"- Jokeshopbeard "The more I see you post the more I realize you're just this fuckin tie dye loser who trolls the Shroomery 24/7." - Herbologist "Sheekle you cannot vile the dice of bullshit you have posted on this forum over the years, I like databases" - thelastoneleft "or maybe i just come from a blood line of superior intelligence" - trees R.I.P Kelsy, ?/?/?? - 6/11/16
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Quote:
Sheekle said: it wasn't a bar bathroom it was the dude's house for the glory hole and there was a dog panting on the other side, from craigslist. real ratchet shit
this woodland jerkoff was from grindr, the dude was pretty cool like he seems like the type of person i'd party with aside from getting jerked off in the woods from
Well I'll be damned if that ain't the sweetest thing I've heard all day, sheekle.

brought a damn tear to my eye
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Sheekle said: nah sancho this time it was some college kid
are you ghey
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Quote:
sancho said:
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Sheekle said: nah sancho this time it was some college kid
are you ghey
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Sheekle
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Re: LNC [Re: Niffla] 3
#23487516 - 07/28/16 09:46 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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no, just young & popular
-------------------- "Ur cat died because he hated u" - Koods "I hope JSB kicks your ass one day." - Vandago "you are the biggest 'internet guy' I have ever come across"- Jokeshopbeard "The more I see you post the more I realize you're just this fuckin tie dye loser who trolls the Shroomery 24/7." - Herbologist "Sheekle you cannot vile the dice of bullshit you have posted on this forum over the years, I like databases" - thelastoneleft "or maybe i just come from a blood line of superior intelligence" - trees R.I.P Kelsy, ?/?/?? - 6/11/16
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Yeah not even gonna front, you're pretty damn popular. I mean shit man fucking college kids are running into the woods after you just to give you hand jobs for fuck's sake.
That's pretty damn popular.
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Re: LNC [Re: Niffla] 2
#23487551 - 07/28/16 09:55 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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When you put it like that, that is pretty fucking popular
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Repertoire89
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Where's my handjob? Outrageous indignation
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sanchothestoner
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Quote:
Sheekle said: no, just young & popular
on a drug forum
lol i gave mda to lmost the entire house
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Bodhi of Ankou
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Niffla said: Yeah not even gonna front, you're pretty damn popular. I mean shit man fucking college kids are running into the woods after you just to give you hand jobs for fuck's sake.
That's pretty damn popular.
ghey sex is easy as fuck. Im sure the entire exchange on grindr was basically "hey wanna come jerk me off in the woods?" "Fuck yeah!".
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Quote:
Repertoire89 said: Where's my handjob? Outrageous indignation

your hand job is waiting for you to seize the day
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404
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so you got a jerked off, but that's it?
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Re: LNC [Re: 404]
#23487921 - 07/29/16 12:14 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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404 said: so you got a jerked off, but that's it?
Better then not getting jerked off 
I've been in shit tons of pain. I've been saving the entire series of Always Sunny for a bad day so it's binging time
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hahahahahaha
Funnnny lnc tonight
Welp back to D grindr See y'all
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why are you in pain?
also, i don't like handjobs anymore. not when there's a mouth, pussy or bunghole
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Quote:
demiu5 said:
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Repertoire89 said: Where's my handjob? Outrageous indignation

your hand job is waiting for you to seize the day

I was supposed to fuck tonight. Sheekle jinxed me
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rackem



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screw all this hand job shit.
i am in a casino, everything is comped, just left the private club with the operators of this place.. i now came back to the room.. i have over 2g's in my pocket,
what would you do??? go to the casino? or hang out to see what the hosts have in store for tomorrow?
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Re: LNC [Re: rackem] 1
#23487943 - 07/29/16 12:34 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Club, I don't gamble
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rackem



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i just left the club.. got a free bottle of glenfiddich
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if you gamble, you might end up losing it. club seems like a sure thing in comparison.
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rackem



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Re: LNC [Re: 404]
#23487960 - 07/29/16 12:41 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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yeah but craps and hookers... 
the club is over.. i already left, trying to figure out what to do with the rest of the evening...
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kayaking dude
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Re: LNC [Re: 404]
#23487968 - 07/29/16 12:45 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Sounds like sheek had a good time,although I'd never meet a chick in the forest at night for one handjob. I have a hand! And more importantly it's cold and seems like a recipe for demise.
I was recently diagnosed with occipital neuralgia. But due to a debacle with my hmo,the treatment they gave me was only administered part way and resulted In a crazy amount more pain then I originally had. Due to all this pain,I'm now addicted to diluadid again imo it's a fucked situation.
Speaking of sexual exploits. This chick that I ended on good terms with told me she likes casual sex . I think we may be able to pull off a friends with benefits deal. Both of us just want occasional sex really
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Nice. I've not been having any lately. Sex is healthy man, if you can find someone you dig and everything's cool and all.
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rackem



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i kinda wish the herb was around..
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I'd offer if you're in the area, but honestly I'm too tired
Smoked a lot, and just consumed about 2000 calories Time to passout
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