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LNC * 2
    #23486928 - 07/28/16 06:38 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

went to work, came home, got jerked off in the woods, took a shower, wbu?

was gonna go to dso tonight but couldn't scrounge up the $


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Re: LNC [Re: Sheekle] * 3
    #23486935 - 07/28/16 06:40 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Getting jerked off in the woods sounds fun

I'm just chillin waiting on a bag of trees

These damn dealers say 15 minutes and it always ends up being more like 5 hours


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Re: LNC [Re: OhMrJohnson] * 2
    #23486952 - 07/28/16 06:45 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

unreliable drug dealers suck. they act like their job is hard, it's not at all. it's literally the easiest job in the world with as good of pay as most career jobs. only thing is the paranoia and risk that comes with it, but even that doesn't make any sense aa to why they'd be late to the party.

the least they could do is be honest about time

luckily i havent dealt with all too many unreliable drug dealers, although there was a couple times last year i wound up waiting a few months for some shit. it was worth it in the end though and came with some hard lessons


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Re: LNC [Re: Sheekle] * 1
    #23486974 - 07/28/16 06:52 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

"Will it be here before 8:30?" "Oh yea dude guaranteed"

Still isn't here

:smokerage:


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Re: LNC [Re: OhMrJohnson] * 4
    #23486983 - 07/28/16 06:54 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

sheekle did another old man jack you off??

someone quote me so he can see this. he nigged me.


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Re: LNC [Re: sanchothestoner] * 1
    #23487005 - 07/28/16 07:01 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

I swear when this dude gets here I'm gonna smack him in the face with a wet noodle


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Re: LNC [Re: OhMrJohnson] * 2
    #23487013 - 07/28/16 07:03 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Use lasagna


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Re: LNC [Re: OhMrJohnson] * 2
    #23487017 - 07/28/16 07:04 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

sanchothestoner said:
sheekle did another old man jack you off??

someone quote me so he can see this. he nigged me.







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Re: LNC [Re: Cowb0yNeal00]
    #23487052 - 07/28/16 07:15 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

delete the "thestoner" part of my name from the quote.


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Re: LNC [Re: sanchothestoner] * 1
    #23487057 - 07/28/16 07:16 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Wtf ur weird


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Re: LNC [Re: Cowb0yNeal00] * 1
    #23487064 - 07/28/16 07:17 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

he won't be able to see it unless you do that.

the mailman just arrived!!!!!


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Re: LNC [Re: Cowb0yNeal00]
    #23487071 - 07/28/16 07:19 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

nah sancho this time it was some college kid


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Re: LNC [Re: OhMrJohnson]
    #23487162 - 07/28/16 07:46 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

So im thinkin i might trip afterall OMJ. My headache has subsided. I plan on dropping at 11pm.

We just had a crazy storm come through which was cool, and idk im just feeling it tonight lol

I havent tripped for about 2months so itll be a ride for sure.

Have you done what you were talking about before? Taking all your lsd i mean.


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Re: LNC [Re: Sheekle]
    #23487204 - 07/28/16 08:02 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

I'm hungry so I want to go out and get something to eat, but I shouldn't drive when I'm high.

Had a good day today, high as fuck now. I swear I post like 90% of my posts while high as fuck. I have no idea what the fuck I'm writing on here half the time :derp:

Anyway, I might play some minecraft tonight because fuck it why not? I'll probably be bored of it in like 30 minutes though.

Hey, any of you guys remember those old "Mind's Eye" animated videos? I used to love that shit as a kid. I should really watch one while tripping some time. They seemed pretty trippy at the time even.


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Re: LNC [Re: nooneman] * 1
    #23487214 - 07/28/16 08:06 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Got this annoying cough going on. Meh.
Get a fat burger dude!


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Re: LNC [Re: Mr. Magic] * 1
    #23487216 - 07/28/16 08:06 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Nice nice man, have an awesome time, if the set is right I'd say go for it

And nooo I haven't touched any since my last trip which was like a week ago I think

The set is not right for me at the moment so I'm taking a break for a while myself, last trip was kinda dull and not as fun as the rest of them have always been and that concerns me deeply so it is time to separate from that for a while

I might smoke some DMT in the woods soon though but that's some intense stuff so I dunno


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Re: LNC [Re: nooneman] * 2
    #23487217 - 07/28/16 08:07 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

nooneman said:
but I shouldn't drive when I'm high.




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Re: LNC [Re: sanchothestoner]
    #23487220 - 07/28/16 08:07 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

sanchoweensaid:
sheekle did another old man jack you off??

someone quote me so he can see this. he nigged me.





:lolsy:

Hahahah righteous joke y0



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Re: LNC [Re: California]
    #23487221 - 07/28/16 08:08 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Fuck I gotta go to bed but I'm not tired

Weird how daytime drinking has that effect on me


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Re: LNC [Re: nooneman]
    #23487258 - 07/28/16 08:18 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

This is the shit I'm talking about right here:


Used to love this shit when I was a little kid.


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Re: LNC [Re: nooneman]
    #23487264 - 07/28/16 08:20 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Sheekle, you really had some random dude jerk you off in the woods? How'd you arrange that, Craigslist? :lol:

I can't judge, I'm kinda bi myself, that's just out of character for ya.

Anyway, sup people? Smokin spliffs drinking brews and watching almost famous. Just got off the phone with this cute girl who has a thing for me. She's straight edge, though, and I think a virgin, so I'm not sure where this is gonna go, but the companionship is nice.

Hope everyone's enjoying their night :cheers:


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Re: LNC [Re: hex_enduction]
    #23487270 - 07/28/16 08:22 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Yeah, what's all this shit about sheekle getting jerked off in some woods by a dude? :lol:

I didn't want to ask/know initially, but I guess if we're going there anyway :shrug:


Edited by nooneman (07/28/16 08:23 PM)


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Re: LNC [Re: nooneman]
    #23487274 - 07/28/16 08:23 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Well he got jacked off by a middle aged dude in a bar bathroom glory hole once, I know that much :lol:


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oh ive cried on drugs

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Tragic.  I told the cop not to do it but he didn't listen.


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Re: LNC [Re: hex_enduction]
    #23487279 - 07/28/16 08:24 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

:rofl:

I had no idea. Although honestly, I'm not surprised at all by any of this information. :lol:

This just all sounds like stuff sheekle would do IRL.

Not that there's anything wrong with that, I mean whatever floats your boat, but woods and bar bathrooms are still pretty sheekle. :lol:


Edited by nooneman (07/28/16 08:26 PM)


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Re: LNC [Re: Sheekle] * 1
    #23487408 - 07/28/16 09:12 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

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nah sancho this time it was some college kid




:ohgodwhy:


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Re: LNC [Re: Niffla] * 4
    #23487415 - 07/28/16 09:16 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

it wasn't a bar bathroom it was the dude's house for the glory hole and there was a dog panting on the other side (not licking my dick or anything i made sure but it was chillin there nd the dude kept tryna get it to go away), from craigslist. real ratchet shit


this woodland jerkoff was from grindr, the dude was pretty cool like he seems like the type of person i'd party with aside from getting jerked off in the woods from


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Re: LNC [Re: Sheekle] * 1
    #23487420 - 07/28/16 09:18 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

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it wasn't a bar bathroom it was the dude's house for the glory hole and there was a dog panting on the other side, from craigslist. real ratchet shit


this woodland jerkoff was from grindr, the dude was pretty cool like he seems like the type of person i'd party with aside from getting jerked off in the woods from




Well I'll be damned if that ain't the sweetest thing I've heard all day, sheekle.

:singletear:

brought a damn tear to my eye


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Re: LNC [Re: Sheekle] * 2
    #23487445 - 07/28/16 09:25 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

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nah sancho this time it was some college kid




are you ghey


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Re: LNC [Re: sanchothestoner]
    #23487481 - 07/28/16 09:36 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

sancho said:
Quote:

Sheekle said:
nah sancho this time it was some college kid




are you ghey




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Re: LNC [Re: Niffla] * 3
    #23487516 - 07/28/16 09:46 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

no, just young & popular


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Re: LNC [Re: Sheekle] * 4
    #23487546 - 07/28/16 09:54 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Yeah not even gonna front, you're pretty damn popular. I mean shit man fucking college kids are running into the woods after you just to give you hand jobs for fuck's sake.

That's pretty damn popular.


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Re: LNC [Re: Niffla] * 2
    #23487551 - 07/28/16 09:55 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

When you put it like that, that is pretty fucking popular :lol:


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Re: LNC [Re: Sheekle]
    #23487621 - 07/28/16 10:11 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Where's my handjob?
Outrageous indignation

:noyoudidawet:


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Re: LNC [Re: Sheekle]
    #23487672 - 07/28/16 10:23 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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no, just young & popular



on a drug forum

lol i gave mda to lmost the entire house :lol:


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Re: LNC [Re: Niffla]
    #23487696 - 07/28/16 10:29 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Niffla said:
Yeah not even gonna front, you're pretty damn popular. I mean shit man fucking college kids are running into the woods after you just to give you hand jobs for fuck's sake.

That's pretty damn popular.




ghey sex is easy as fuck. Im sure the entire exchange on grindr was basically "hey wanna come jerk me off in the woods?" "Fuck yeah!".


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Re: LNC [Re: Repertoire89]
    #23487726 - 07/28/16 10:41 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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Where's my handjob?
Outrageous indignation

:noyoudidawet:






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Re: LNC [Re: Sheekle]
    #23487858 - 07/28/16 11:42 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

so you got a jerked off, but that's it?


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Re: LNC [Re: 404]
    #23487921 - 07/29/16 12:14 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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so you got a jerked off, but that's it?



Better then not getting jerked off :shrug:


I've been in shit tons of pain. I've been saving the entire series of Always Sunny for a bad day so it's binging time


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Re: LNC [Re: hex_enduction]
    #23487924 - 07/29/16 12:16 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

:lolsy: hahahahahaha


Funnnny  lnc tonight


Welp  back to D grindr
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Re: LNC [Re: Seriously_trippin]
    #23487934 - 07/29/16 12:23 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

why are you in pain?


also, i don't like handjobs anymore. not when there's a mouth, pussy or bunghole


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Re: LNC [Re: demiu5]
    #23487936 - 07/29/16 12:26 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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demiu5 said:
Quote:

Repertoire89 said:
Where's my handjob?
Outrageous indignation

:noyoudidawet:






your hand job is waiting for you to seize the day







I was supposed to fuck tonight.
Sheekle jinxed me


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Re: LNC [Re: Repertoire89] * 1
    #23487942 - 07/29/16 12:32 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

screw all this hand job shit.

i am in a casino, everything is comped, just left the private club with the operators of this place.. i now came back to the room.. i have over 2g's in my pocket,

what would you do??? go to the casino? or hang out to see what the hosts have in store for tomorrow?


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Re: LNC [Re: rackem] * 1
    #23487943 - 07/29/16 12:34 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Club, I don't gamble


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Re: LNC [Re: Repertoire89]
    #23487944 - 07/29/16 12:36 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

i just left the club.. got a free bottle of glenfiddich


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Re: LNC [Re: rackem]
    #23487952 - 07/29/16 12:39 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

if you gamble, you might end up losing it. club seems like a sure thing in comparison.


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Re: LNC [Re: 404]
    #23487960 - 07/29/16 12:41 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

yeah but craps and hookers... :awegroove:

the club is over.. i already left, trying to figure out what to do with the rest of the evening...


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Re: LNC [Re: rackem]
    #23487966 - 07/29/16 12:44 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

:awehigh:

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Re: LNC [Re: 404]
    #23487968 - 07/29/16 12:45 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Sounds like sheek had a good time,although I'd never meet a chick in the forest at night for one handjob. I have a hand!  And more importantly it's cold and seems like a recipe for demise.

I was recently diagnosed with occipital neuralgia. But due to a debacle with my hmo,the treatment they gave me was only administered part way and resulted In a crazy amount more pain then I originally had. Due to all this pain,I'm now addicted to diluadid again :facepalm: imo it's a fucked situation.


Speaking of sexual exploits. This chick that I ended on good terms with told me she likes casual sex . I think we may be able to pull off a friends with benefits deal. Both of us just want occasional sex really


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Re: LNC [Re: Seriously_trippin]
    #23487975 - 07/29/16 12:48 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Nice. I've not been having any lately. Sex is healthy man, if you can find someone you dig and everything's cool and all.


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Re: LNC [Re: Repertoire89]
    #23487980 - 07/29/16 12:53 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

i kinda wish the herb was around..


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Re: LNC [Re: rackem]
    #23488017 - 07/29/16 01:23 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I'd offer if you're in the area, but honestly I'm too tired

Smoked a lot, and just consumed about 2000 calories
Time to passout

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