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Offlinehex_enduction
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Re: LNC [Re: nooneman]
    #23487264 - 07/28/16 08:20 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Sheekle, you really had some random dude jerk you off in the woods? How'd you arrange that, Craigslist? :lol:

I can't judge, I'm kinda bi myself, that's just out of character for ya.

Anyway, sup people? Smokin spliffs drinking brews and watching almost famous. Just got off the phone with this cute girl who has a thing for me. She's straight edge, though, and I think a virgin, so I'm not sure where this is gonna go, but the companionship is nice.

Hope everyone's enjoying their night :cheers:


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oh ive cried on drugs

sunshine said:
Tragic.  I told the cop not to do it but he didn't listen.


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Re: LNC [Re: hex_enduction]
    #23487270 - 07/28/16 08:22 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Yeah, what's all this shit about sheekle getting jerked off in some woods by a dude? :lol:

I didn't want to ask/know initially, but I guess if we're going there anyway :shrug:


Edited by nooneman (07/28/16 08:23 PM)


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Offlinehex_enduction
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Re: LNC [Re: nooneman]
    #23487274 - 07/28/16 08:23 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Well he got jacked off by a middle aged dude in a bar bathroom glory hole once, I know that much :lol:


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Connoisseur said:
oh ive cried on drugs

sunshine said:
Tragic.  I told the cop not to do it but he didn't listen.


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Re: LNC [Re: hex_enduction]
    #23487279 - 07/28/16 08:24 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

:rofl:

I had no idea. Although honestly, I'm not surprised at all by any of this information. :lol:

This just all sounds like stuff sheekle would do IRL.

Not that there's anything wrong with that, I mean whatever floats your boat, but woods and bar bathrooms are still pretty sheekle. :lol:


Edited by nooneman (07/28/16 08:26 PM)


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Re: LNC [Re: Sheekle] * 1
    #23487408 - 07/28/16 09:12 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Sheekle said:
nah sancho this time it was some college kid




:ohgodwhy:


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Re: LNC [Re: Niffla] * 4
    #23487415 - 07/28/16 09:16 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

it wasn't a bar bathroom it was the dude's house for the glory hole and there was a dog panting on the other side (not licking my dick or anything i made sure but it was chillin there nd the dude kept tryna get it to go away), from craigslist. real ratchet shit


this woodland jerkoff was from grindr, the dude was pretty cool like he seems like the type of person i'd party with aside from getting jerked off in the woods from


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Re: LNC [Re: Sheekle] * 1
    #23487420 - 07/28/16 09:18 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Sheekle said:
it wasn't a bar bathroom it was the dude's house for the glory hole and there was a dog panting on the other side, from craigslist. real ratchet shit


this woodland jerkoff was from grindr, the dude was pretty cool like he seems like the type of person i'd party with aside from getting jerked off in the woods from




Well I'll be damned if that ain't the sweetest thing I've heard all day, sheekle.

:singletear:

brought a damn tear to my eye


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Re: LNC [Re: Sheekle] * 2
    #23487445 - 07/28/16 09:25 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Sheekle said:
nah sancho this time it was some college kid




are you ghey


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Re: LNC [Re: sanchothestoner]
    #23487481 - 07/28/16 09:36 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

sancho said:
Quote:

Sheekle said:
nah sancho this time it was some college kid




are you ghey




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Re: LNC [Re: Niffla] * 3
    #23487516 - 07/28/16 09:46 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

no, just young & popular


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Re: LNC [Re: Sheekle] * 4
    #23487546 - 07/28/16 09:54 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Yeah not even gonna front, you're pretty damn popular. I mean shit man fucking college kids are running into the woods after you just to give you hand jobs for fuck's sake.

That's pretty damn popular.


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Re: LNC [Re: Niffla] * 2
    #23487551 - 07/28/16 09:55 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

When you put it like that, that is pretty fucking popular :lol:


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Re: LNC [Re: Sheekle]
    #23487621 - 07/28/16 10:11 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Where's my handjob?
Outrageous indignation

:noyoudidawet:


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Re: LNC [Re: Sheekle]
    #23487672 - 07/28/16 10:23 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Sheekle said:
no, just young & popular



on a drug forum

lol i gave mda to lmost the entire house :lol:


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Re: LNC [Re: Niffla]
    #23487696 - 07/28/16 10:29 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Niffla said:
Yeah not even gonna front, you're pretty damn popular. I mean shit man fucking college kids are running into the woods after you just to give you hand jobs for fuck's sake.

That's pretty damn popular.




ghey sex is easy as fuck. Im sure the entire exchange on grindr was basically "hey wanna come jerk me off in the woods?" "Fuck yeah!".


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Re: LNC [Re: Repertoire89]
    #23487726 - 07/28/16 10:41 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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Repertoire89 said:
Where's my handjob?
Outrageous indignation

:noyoudidawet:






your hand job is waiting for you to seize the day




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Re: LNC [Re: Sheekle]
    #23487858 - 07/28/16 11:42 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

so you got a jerked off, but that's it?


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Re: LNC [Re: 404]
    #23487921 - 07/29/16 12:14 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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404 said:
so you got a jerked off, but that's it?



Better then not getting jerked off :shrug:


I've been in shit tons of pain. I've been saving the entire series of Always Sunny for a bad day so it's binging time


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Re: LNC [Re: hex_enduction]
    #23487924 - 07/29/16 12:16 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

:lolsy: hahahahahaha


Funnnny  lnc tonight


Welp  back to D grindr
See y'all


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Re: LNC [Re: Seriously_trippin]
    #23487934 - 07/29/16 12:23 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

why are you in pain?


also, i don't like handjobs anymore. not when there's a mouth, pussy or bunghole


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