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do you wipe your pee hole ? * 3
    #23483385 - 07/27/16 07:02 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

:piss:
do you wipe your pee hole?
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Re: do you wipe your pee hole ? [Re: shadyy] * 4
    #23483401 - 07/27/16 07:05 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Always. If you dint it drips into your underwear which is nasty.

I also wash my ass in the sink after taking a shit


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Re: do you wipe your pee hole ? [Re: JvF]
    #23483424 - 07/27/16 07:11 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

I'm uncircumcised so I gotta make sure everything stays spick and span.


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Re: do you wipe your pee hole ? [Re: JvF] * 9
    #23483428 - 07/27/16 07:12 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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I also wash my ass in the sink after taking a shit




In the sink??

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Re: do you wipe your pee hole ? [Re: Niffla]
    #23483450 - 07/27/16 07:16 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

I apply hemmoroidal ointment in the common area of public bathrooms


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Re: do you wipe your pee hole ? [Re: Niffla] * 2
    #23483451 - 07/27/16 07:16 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

well what are you supposed to do? get completely naked and take a shower??

no, you sit in the sink and you clean your asshole


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Re: do you wipe your pee hole ? [Re: shadyy]
    #23483452 - 07/27/16 07:16 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

I'll usually do the helicopter a good dozen times before I place it back


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Re: do you wipe your pee hole ? [Re: plasma]
    #23483474 - 07/27/16 07:22 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

What do you wipe it with??? I just do this:freewilly:


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Re: do you wipe your pee hole ? [Re: pineninja]
    #23483479 - 07/27/16 07:23 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

one square sheet of toilet paper that I fold in half sir.


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Re: do you wipe your pee hole ? [Re: Niffla] * 1
    #23483481 - 07/27/16 07:24 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Niffla said:
Quote:

JvF said:

I also wash my ass in the sink after taking a shit




In the sink??

:whattefuck2:



This, although I... I mean I guess it would be probably sanitary if you used enough soap, but... I dunno man, that's pretty weird. I for one would not want to use the poop sink. :lol:


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Re: do you wipe your pee hole ? [Re: pineninja] * 3
    #23483489 - 07/27/16 07:25 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Wipe it? That would be weird. I might bring it over to the hand drier machine if I'm at the mall. But wiping it? Nah


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Re: do you wipe your pee hole ? [Re: Kush_Zombie]
    #23483493 - 07/27/16 07:27 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Do you pre prepare the paper.... what do you do at a urinal with no paper.?


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Re: do you wipe your pee hole ? [Re: plasma]
    #23483496 - 07/27/16 07:28 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Just swab out yer johnson with a nice dry Qtip.

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If you dint it drips into your underwear




Protip:  leave the Qtip in, and stay dry on the go!  And women think theyre so smart...


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Re: do you wipe your pee hole ? [Re: pineninja] * 1
    #23483498 - 07/27/16 07:28 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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Do you pre prepare the paper.... what do you do at a urinal with no paper.?




Nah, I'm skilled enough to rip a piece of toilet paper off the roll with my left hand while I hold my demon in my right hand. Also, I don't use urinals, I use stalls. If the stall is out then I go out of my way to grab a piece of toilet paper from the stall and throw it in the trash can when I'm done.


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Re: do you wipe your pee hole ? [Re: Kush_Zombie] * 2
    #23483501 - 07/27/16 07:29 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

However, when I go outside I simply shake and move on with my life.


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Re: do you wipe your pee hole ? [Re: shadyy] * 2
    #23483508 - 07/27/16 07:30 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Sounds like you got a case of leaking lizard.


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Re: do you wipe your pee hole ? [Re: Adden]
    #23483528 - 07/27/16 07:36 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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Re: do you wipe your pee hole ? [Re: Adden] * 1
    #23483536 - 07/27/16 07:38 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

:okthatsfunny:Never seen or heard of a bloke doing it before.:shrug:


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Re: do you wipe your pee hole ? [Re: shadyy] * 3
    #23483543 - 07/27/16 07:39 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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i hate liz said:

no, you sit in the sink and you clean your asshole






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Re: do you wipe your pee hole ? [Re: JvF]
    #23483570 - 07/27/16 07:47 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

JvF said:
Always. If you dint it drips into your underwear which is nasty.

I also wash my ass in the sink after taking a shit




Stop doing that. You're being nasty. Just buy some wet ones and wipe with those, or wet some toilet paper. If I'm in a stall sometimes I will spit on some toilet paper to make my own wet ones.

Yeah sometimes I wipe my pee hole if I have a drop that won't drip.

I almost never pee in a urinal either because I always seem to get splash back on me.


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Re: do you wipe your pee hole ? [Re: JvF]
    #23483594 - 07/27/16 07:53 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

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Always. If you dint it drips into your underwear which is nasty.

I also wash my ass in the sink after taking a shit




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Re: do you wipe your pee hole ? [Re: Lophosaurus]
    #23483655 - 07/27/16 08:09 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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Lophosaurus said:
Quote:

JvF said:
Always. If you dint it drips into your underwear which is nasty.

I also wash my ass in the sink after taking a shit




Stop doing that. You're being nasty. Just buy some wet ones and wipe with those, or wet some toilet paper. If I'm in a stall sometimes I will spit on some toilet paper to make my own wet ones.

Yeah sometimes I wipe my pee hole if I have a drop that won't drip.

I almost never pee in a urinal either because I always seem to get splash back on me.



I've always presumed the guys pissing in the stalls when urinals were free must've just had small dicks. ....turns out there is more to it than that.


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Re: do you wipe your pee hole ? [Re: pineninja] * 2
    #23483683 - 07/27/16 08:17 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Pissing in the stall has many benefits, especially the handicap stall.

You have a place to set your drink if you have one
Your own sink
No pee spray back
You can do drugs or at least get them out of your stash spot without looking suspicious

I guess that list mostly applies to concerts and bars though


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Re: do you wipe your pee hole ? [Re: Niffla]
    #23483702 - 07/27/16 08:24 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

I do a complete wipe until its clean and then wash up.

I also clean the sink afterwards with some water and soap. Granted i know people probably wouldnt want to use the sink after, but i clean everything very well and use alot of soap.


I just hate the thought of a little bit of shit stuck in my asshole getting all swampy and stinking.


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Re: do you wipe your pee hole ? [Re: Lophosaurus] * 2
    #23483839 - 07/27/16 09:11 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

I piss in the stall because I don't feel like standing around with my cock hanging out next to a bunch of other pissing men with their cocks hanging out. Call me crazy :lol:

I don't care what the circumstances, urinals are awkward as fuck. The nudity plays a role obviously, but that's only part of it. Like, you can never look at someone the same after that. There is this unforgettable shame the entire time especially you wash your hands next to them afterwards. It's just sooo fucking awkward :lol:

But actually you know, when I'm drunk I'm really way too drunk to give a shit about that. That's about the only time I use urinals is when I'm so hammered that I just don't give a fuck anymore.

Quote:

Niffla said:
Quote:

i hate liz said:

no, you sit in the sink and you clean your asshole








:rofl2:

That is the perfect reaction to this information.


Edited by nooneman (07/27/16 09:12 PM)


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Re: do you wipe your pee hole ? [Re: nooneman]
    #23483855 - 07/27/16 09:14 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Just don't give a fuck all the time I've got one you've got one and we all use it for pissing:shrug: awkward is in your head.


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Re: do you wipe your pee hole ? [Re: pineninja] * 1
    #23483911 - 07/27/16 09:28 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

At home, I piss in the sink, wipe my dick with a teeny piece of toilet paper, then wipe my asshole too with another piece, then wash my hands. You'd be amazed (or not, if you're reading this...) at how much fecal matter your ass sweats out in the course of a day.


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Re: do you wipe your pee hole ? [Re: ByCoverOfNight] * 4
    #23483912 - 07/27/16 09:29 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

I shit in the sink and wash my ass in the toilet


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Re: do you wipe your pee hole ? [Re: ByCoverOfNight] * 1
    #23483914 - 07/27/16 09:29 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

How often I wipe completely depends and how much sex I get


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Re: do you wipe your pee hole ? [Re: Kush_Zombie]
    #23483942 - 07/27/16 09:36 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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I shit in the sink and wash my ass in the toilet




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Re: do you wipe your pee hole ? [Re: Niffla] * 2
    #23483947 - 07/27/16 09:37 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Niffla said:
Quote:

Kush_Zombie said:
I shit in the sink and wash my ass in the toilet




well that's peculiar



You'd be surprised at how clean my toilet stays with this method.


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Re: do you wipe your pee hole ? [Re: Niffla]
    #23483948 - 07/27/16 09:38 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Anybody stand to wipe their arse? Or should I start another thread.


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Re: do you wipe your pee hole ? [Re: pineninja]
    #23483951 - 07/27/16 09:39 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

I have an awesome method of spreading my cheeks right before I sit down so that my cheeks stay spread as I shit/wipe. Standing up to wipe just sounds nasty.


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Re: do you wipe your pee hole ? [Re: shadyy] * 3
    #23483973 - 07/27/16 09:47 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Theres two reasons why i never use urinals:

1) My piss comes out at quite a high pressure and when that piss hits the flat poreclin surface of the urinal, a fine mist of piss is made and it gets all over the front of my pants.

2) Cause of "The Drips". Everytime i piss, i get the little drips of piss. I got tired of shaking the hell out of my wang every piss, so i started using TP to dry my tip drips off. Best thing i ever thought myself.

Stalls FTW.

Come to think about it, i should have voted "Stal" cause i only use stalls :lol:


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Re: do you wipe your pee hole ? [Re: Kush_Zombie]
    #23483979 - 07/27/16 09:48 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Interesting approach I'm picturing a chicken settling on an egg.:lol:


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Re: do you wipe your pee hole ? [Re: pineninja] * 1
    #23483986 - 07/27/16 09:51 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

It's not too far off actually. I have a little table that I pull up in front of the toilet so I can squat while I poo.

I pass some euphoric bowel movements this way.


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Re: do you wipe your pee hole ? [Re: Niffla] * 2
    #23483991 - 07/27/16 09:53 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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I shit in the sink and wash my ass in the toilet




well that's peculiar




You could say its Ass-Backwards :datass:


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Re: do you wipe your pee hole ? [Re: ByCoverOfNight]
    #23483996 - 07/27/16 09:54 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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At home, I piss in the sink, wipe my dick with a teeny piece of toilet paper, then wipe my asshole too with another piece, then wash my hands. You'd be amazed (or not, if you're reading this...) at how much fecal matter your ass sweats out in the course of a day.



why theFUCK do people piss in the sink? theres seriouslt NO REASON to do that


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Re: do you wipe your pee hole ? [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
    #23483997 - 07/27/16 09:55 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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Re: do you wipe your pee hole ? [Re: Sheekle]
    #23484004 - 07/27/16 09:57 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

yeah, thats just weird.

The only time u should piss in the sink is if your really drunk or tripping so hard, u thought it was a toliet.

One time, i was half asleep, and had to piss, and i almost pissed in the trash can next to the toliet cause its for "waste" :lol:


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Re: do you wipe your pee hole ? [Re: ByCoverOfNight]
    #23484007 - 07/27/16 09:58 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

If by standing you mean any method by which one doesn't place their ass on the seat then yes I do shit while standing sometimes, as in shitting in the woods or on the floor of the bathroom in any establishment where I've received sub-par or rude service. I can fully sympathize with those who would shit while showering though.  Pissing in the shower is of course mandatory.


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Re: do you wipe your pee hole ? [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
    #23484010 - 07/27/16 10:00 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

When I was in juvy they had the sink connected to the toilet so I thought it would be interesting to drink water while I pissed at the same time. A sort of irony of ingesting water as I'm excreting it. I know that's not pissing in the sink but it just reminded me of that.


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Re: do you wipe your pee hole ? [Re: ByCoverOfNight]
    #23484014 - 07/27/16 10:00 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Shitting whilst standing sounds like hard work specially after a big night out, it's more the wiping pose I'm interested in.:wonka:


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    #23484022 - 07/27/16 10:02 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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One time, i was half asleep, and had to piss, and i almost pissed in the trash can next to the toliet cause its for "waste" :lol:




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Re: do you wipe your pee hole ? [Re: pineninja]
    #23484023 - 07/27/16 10:02 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

i've never pissed in the shower and never will ever.

i wipe while standing, always have


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    #23484033 - 07/27/16 10:05 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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i've never pissed in the shower and never will ever.

i wipe while standing, always have




I was in a boys home for a while and we only had 2 showers to share. After a while I started developing athletes foot and having no medication to treat it, I tried the only other thing I've heard of working, I pissed on my feet.
My athletes foot went away with no problems and I was still able to wash my feet with soap afterwards for it to still work.

To this day I'll still pee on my feet before I wash them. And also to assert my dominance by marking my territory.


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    #23484043 - 07/27/16 10:08 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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    #23484049 - 07/27/16 10:10 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Theft of a firearm.


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Re: do you wipe your pee hole ? [Re: JvF]
    #23484060 - 07/27/16 10:14 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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I do a complete wipe until its clean and then wash up.

I also clean the sink afterwards with some water and soap. Granted i know people probably wouldnt want to use the sink after, but i clean everything very well and use alot of soap.


I just hate the thought of a little bit of shit stuck in my asshole getting all swampy and stinking.




Flushable adult wipes.


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Re: do you wipe your pee hole ? [Re: Sheekle]
    #23484065 - 07/27/16 10:16 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Will piss in the shower. Do stand for wiping.:thumbsup:


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Re: do you wipe your pee hole ? [Re: ByCoverOfNight]
    #23484104 - 07/27/16 10:34 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Flushable toilet wipes are a good idea but they don't make them in a "manly" scent. I don't want my ass smelling like an infant's, even if I am in fact the only person who would know. But I will spray WD-40 on my balls because it does smell manly.


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Re: do you wipe your pee hole ? [Re: ByCoverOfNight]
    #23484187 - 07/27/16 11:24 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

WD-40 :lol:

Axe or Old Spice needs to get on this tiny niche of wet wipe ass wipers.

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Re: do you wipe your pee hole ? [Re: ByCoverOfNight]
    #23484194 - 07/27/16 11:27 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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I also wash my ass in the sink after taking a shit



This and I wish my girlfriend would too. She shits a lot and insists on being tongued right after sometimes, no go take a fucking shower cause your too cool to wash your ass in sink. :smirk:

Piss wiping though no, unless I know I'm moments from a hummer and then I clean up.


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Re: do you wipe your pee hole ? [Re: Saunterer]
    #23484200 - 07/27/16 11:29 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

I thought the whole cleaning your arse in the sink was a joke......please tell me I'm right.:llamastare:


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Re: do you wipe your pee hole ? [Re: pineninja]
    #23484209 - 07/27/16 11:34 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Im afraid its true.

I do the more cleanily version: Make a nicely folded TP packet, then wet it with hot water from the sink, THEN wipe my ass. Sometimes dry TP doesnt do the trick, so wetting the TP definitely has a more effective wipe.


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Re: do you wipe your pee hole ? [Re: pineninja]
    #23484210 - 07/27/16 11:35 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Fuck no. It's like a bidet. Refreshing! Also refreshing to know I won't stink like arse.
Ahh I tried a bidet once, good time.

See there, a bidet. An entire device for this concept.


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    #23484252 - 07/27/16 11:59 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Yes but you don't wash your hands with the bidet.


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Re: do you wipe your pee hole ? [Re: pineninja]
    #23484316 - 07/28/16 12:57 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

I have pissed in the lab sink many times and wash tip off with water hose for fun


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