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 ByCoverOfNight
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If by standing you mean any method by which one doesn't place their ass on the seat then yes I do shit while standing sometimes, as in shitting in the woods or on the floor of the bathroom in any establishment where I've received sub-par or rude service. I can fully sympathize with those who would shit while showering though. Pissing in the shower is of course mandatory.
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 Kush_Zombie
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When I was in juvy they had the sink connected to the toilet so I thought it would be interesting to drink water while I pissed at the same time. A sort of irony of ingesting water as I'm excreting it. I know that's not pissing in the sink but it just reminded me of that.
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pineninja
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Shitting whilst standing sounds like hard work specially after a big night out, it's more the wiping pose I'm interested in.
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LogicaL Chaos said:
One time, i was half asleep, and had to piss, and i almost pissed in the trash can next to the toliet cause its for "waste" 
I lol'd
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 Re: do you wipe your pee hole ?  [Re: pineninja]
#23484023 - 07/27/16 10:02 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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i've never pissed in the shower and never will ever.
i wipe while standing, always have
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Re: do you wipe your pee hole ? [Re: Sheekle] 1
#23484033 - 07/27/16 10:05 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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Sheekle said:
i've never pissed in the shower and never will ever.
i wipe while standing, always have
I was in a boys home for a while and we only had 2 showers to share. After a while I started developing athletes foot and having no medication to treat it, I tried the only other thing I've heard of working, I pissed on my feet.
My athletes foot went away with no problems and I was still able to wash my feet with soap afterwards for it to still work.
To this day I'll still pee on my feet before I wash them. And also to assert my dominance by marking my territory.
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Re: do you wipe your pee hole ? [Re: Kush_Zombie]
#23484043 - 07/27/16 10:08 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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What were you in for?
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Kush_Zombie
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Re: do you wipe your pee hole ? [Re: nooneman]
#23484049 - 07/27/16 10:10 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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Theft of a firearm.
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Re: do you wipe your pee hole ? [Re: JvF]
#23484060 - 07/27/16 10:14 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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JvF said:
I do a complete wipe until its clean and then wash up.
I also clean the sink afterwards with some water and soap. Granted i know people probably wouldnt want to use the sink after, but i clean everything very well and use alot of soap.
I just hate the thought of a little bit of shit stuck in my asshole getting all swampy and stinking.
Flushable adult wipes.
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pineninja
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Re: do you wipe your pee hole ? [Re: Sheekle]
#23484065 - 07/27/16 10:16 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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Will piss in the shower. Do stand for wiping.
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ByCoverOfNight
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Flushable toilet wipes are a good idea but they don't make them in a "manly" scent. I don't want my ass smelling like an infant's, even if I am in fact the only person who would know. But I will spray WD-40 on my balls because it does smell manly.
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LogicaL Chaos
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WD-40
Axe or Old Spice needs to get on this tiny niche of wet wipe ass wipers.
Gold mine is there.
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Saunterer
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I also wash my ass in the sink after taking a shit
This and I wish my girlfriend would too. She shits a lot and insists on being tongued right after sometimes, no go take a fucking shower cause your too cool to wash your ass in sink. 
Piss wiping though no, unless I know I'm moments from a hummer and then I clean up.
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pineninja
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Re: do you wipe your pee hole ? [Re: Saunterer]
#23484200 - 07/27/16 11:29 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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I thought the whole cleaning your arse in the sink was a joke......please tell me I'm right.
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Re: do you wipe your pee hole ? [Re: pineninja]
#23484209 - 07/27/16 11:34 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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Im afraid its true.
I do the more cleanily version: Make a nicely folded TP packet, then wet it with hot water from the sink, THEN wipe my ass. Sometimes dry TP doesnt do the trick, so wetting the TP definitely has a more effective wipe.
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Saunterer
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Re: do you wipe your pee hole ? [Re: pineninja]
#23484210 - 07/27/16 11:35 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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Fuck no. It's like a bidet. Refreshing! Also refreshing to know I won't stink like arse.
Ahh I tried a bidet once, good time.
See there, a bidet. An entire device for this concept.
Edited by Saunterer (07/27/16 11:41 PM)
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pineninja
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Re: do you wipe your pee hole ? [Re: Saunterer]
#23484252 - 07/27/16 11:59 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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Yes but you don't wash your hands with the bidet.
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Re: do you wipe your pee hole ? [Re: pineninja]
#23484316 - 07/28/16 12:57 AM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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I have pissed in the lab sink many times and wash tip off with water hose for fun
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