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Re: How do i talk to girls? [Re: mrmazdarx9]
    #23479062 - 07/26/16 03:01 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

How do chicks feel when they really like you and then you don't text her back?

Girl was texting me all this shit after we hung out "ooh sooo happy to see you! Blah blah blah, we must hang again later and more ;-)))".

5 hours later i still haven't responded. Haha. She's hot, but I dont even care, i was so over this chick months ago, there other girls I am more interested in. But I almost feel bad, like she's probably been waiting by her phone all day.

What should I do? Maybe its too late and should forget about it all.


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Re: How do i talk to girls? [Re: trees]
    #23479065 - 07/26/16 03:02 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

i dunno you can always just  keep her on the back burner for the next time you get horny.

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Re: How do i talk to girls? [Re: trees] * 1
    #23479069 - 07/26/16 03:03 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Do you realize how stupid that post sounds?


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Re: How do i talk to girls? [Re: Kush_Zombie] * 1
    #23479096 - 07/26/16 03:13 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

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Do you realize how stupid that post sounds?



:whathesaid:²


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Re: How do i talk to girls? [Re: mrmazdarx9] * 1
    #23479101 - 07/26/16 03:14 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Let me rephrase the question: What would you or Jesus do? (In my situation)


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Re: How do i talk to girls? [Re: trees]
    #23479107 - 07/26/16 03:17 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

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Let me rephrase the question: What would you or Jesus do? (In my situation)



I'm pretty sure what I would do and what Jesus would do are two vastly different things.....vastly :jesus:


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Re: How do i talk to girls? [Re: trees]
    #23479116 - 07/26/16 03:19 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

I'd be honest and let her know that i'd be glad to keep pounding her into submission but that it's not exclusive.

If you don't even want to keep fucking just let her go.

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Re: How do i talk to girls? [Re: Apostle] * 1
    #23479131 - 07/26/16 03:27 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Take advice from the guy with the thread titled "How do i talk to girls?" :cookiemonster:


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Presto 23-Quart Pressure Cooker
BOD's Simple as FUCK Still Air Box
PastyWhyte's Easy Agar Tek
Munchauzen's Cultivation Video Series
How EvilMushroom666 Prepares His Grains (I use jars with Synthetic Filter Discs)
What is G2G? (Grain-to-Grain)
Damion5050's Coir Tek (I use 5.5 - 6 quarts of water instead of 4. Also ignore step 13 and ignore the monotub completely. The only purpose of this tek is to show you how to make a simple substrate. I also add gypsum to it but not necessary)
Spitball's Monotub Tek (A liner isn't necessary but is useful)
Use 6500k lights throughout the whole process. When you wake up, turn the light on. When you go to sleep turn the light off. It's as simple as that.

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Re: How do i talk to girls? [Re: Kush_Zombie] * 2
    #23479137 - 07/26/16 03:30 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

My sources are unparalleled


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Re: How do i talk to girls? [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
    #23479312 - 07/26/16 04:51 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

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Bill_Oreilly said:
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MykoMykoAnay said:
Everyone get hits on more when they're in a relationship because desire is eliminated and women can tell when a guy is thirsty. If you want to get laid then for the love of god don't go out with that mindset, it's poison.





I always thought it was because the girl knows the guy has something valuable to offer if he is with another girl




That's assuming the girl knows you're in a relationship. Most of my experience in this specific matter my girlfriend was not around and the one hitting on me was a complete stranger. What you're talking about is a psychotic chick that is into fucking up other people's lives. Stay away from these women, they have no concern for other people's feeling and WILL turn on you.


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Re: How do i talk to girls? [Re: MykoMykoAnay]
    #23479336 - 07/26/16 04:59 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Also, learn to be a good kisser. That's the first midterm exam, if you will. 



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Re: How do i talk to girls? [Re: MykoMykoAnay]
    #23479344 - 07/26/16 05:02 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

this thread is one big lol


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Re: How do i talk to girls? [Re: MykoMykoAnay]
    #23479404 - 07/26/16 05:29 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Anyways, the girl last night/this morning/tinder is coming over in exactly 30 mins to one of the dopest houses I've ever rented. I want to avoid sex because my legs are jelly from so much running last night, and I'm sick (some type of virus/bacteria, hopefully just a response to blunt lung trauma), and my back is black and blue, as well as my collar bone and neck although it's far less noticeable.

Problem is, I think she's expecting it... before she get's here I should tell her I want to take this slowly...

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Re: How do i talk to girls? [Re: trees] * 2
    #23479413 - 07/26/16 05:31 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

trees said:
How do chicks feel when they really like you and then you don't text her back?

Girl was texting me all this shit after we hung out "ooh sooo happy to see you! Blah blah blah, we must hang again later and more ;-)))".

5 hours later i still haven't responded. Haha. She's hot, but I dont even care, i was so over this chick months ago, there other girls I am more interested in. But I almost feel bad, like she's probably been waiting by her phone all day.

What should I do? Maybe its too late and should forget about it all.




she's fuckin somebody else bro


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Re: How do i talk to girls? [Re: falsereality]
    #23479415 - 07/26/16 05:31 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

:aweshit:

At least try and get your dick sucked


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Re: How do i talk to girls? [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
    #23479417 - 07/26/16 05:33 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

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Malcolm_Xtasy said:
:aweshit:

At least try and get your dick sucked




Sorry, what was I thinking... I mean't explicitly sex and not foreplay/etc.

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Re: How do i talk to girls? [Re: falsereality] * 3
    #23479421 - 07/26/16 05:34 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

So "taking it slowly" is "too lazy for foreplay"?

You truly are God's gift to women


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Re: How do i talk to girls? [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy] * 2
    #23479422 - 07/26/16 05:35 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

haha! I've heard some excuses before but damn that is a lot of excuses not to have sex.

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Re: How do i talk to girls? [Re: falsereality] * 1
    #23479423 - 07/26/16 05:35 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Just go with it :shrug: why are you trying to be all Betty Crocker about it?


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Presto 23-Quart Pressure Cooker
BOD's Simple as FUCK Still Air Box
PastyWhyte's Easy Agar Tek
Munchauzen's Cultivation Video Series
How EvilMushroom666 Prepares His Grains (I use jars with Synthetic Filter Discs)
What is G2G? (Grain-to-Grain)
Damion5050's Coir Tek (I use 5.5 - 6 quarts of water instead of 4. Also ignore step 13 and ignore the monotub completely. The only purpose of this tek is to show you how to make a simple substrate. I also add gypsum to it but not necessary)
Spitball's Monotub Tek (A liner isn't necessary but is useful)
Use 6500k lights throughout the whole process. When you wake up, turn the light on. When you go to sleep turn the light off. It's as simple as that.

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Re: How do i talk to girls? [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
    #23479426 - 07/26/16 05:36 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

I hope she is, cause I don't want to see her anymore and I felt guilty not responding to her lovey texts


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