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ManianFH
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Install an auto lift on that thing. Press a button it goes up right quick, press it again it goes back down. Bada bing bada boom
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Re: Toilet seat up or down? [Re: ManianFH]
#23479070 - 07/26/16 03:03 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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mick said: Install an auto lift on that thing. Press a button it goes up right quick, press it again it goes back down. Bada bing bada boom
I myself think that this argument could easily be settled by installing a urinal in the home.
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Re: Toilet seat up or down? [Re: kaste] 1
#23479112 - 07/26/16 03:18 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Didn't read, but always up!

My girl bitches like fuck about it
Edited by Bubbles85 (07/26/16 03:20 PM)
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Re: Toilet seat up or down? [Re: kaste] 1
#23479128 - 07/26/16 03:26 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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SirShroomsAlott said: If you live with females then out of respect put it down
This was one of her arguments. I somehow don't see how putting the seat down is a sign of respect. I was raised by women and not once was I taught this. Also, women don't (as far as my experience tells me) get upset about me not holding the door open. The "seat down" thing seems to really matter to them, though I doubt you get a "thank you" for it as opposed to holding the door open.
Yeah I don't think this really holds water, it makes no more sense than me expecting others to leave the seat up for me out of "respect".
At my own house I just leave it however I used it. This means that I have to change the seat position at most once per visit, and don't have to move it at all if I was the last one to use it. The "seat always down" system means that I will always have to move the seat before and after every visit, so that seat-users will never have to move the seat at all. Fuck that, if they want it down they can put it down, just as I have to put it up when they leave it down.
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Re: Toilet seat up or down? [Re: Sheekle] 1
#23479268 - 07/26/16 04:28 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Sheekle said: Girls who don't notice the seat is up and sit down n slip in or w/e are fucking retarded or literally blind. One of the two
check ur privilege
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pirate-blues


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Re: Toilet seat up or down? [Re: ManianFH]
#23479396 - 07/26/16 05:21 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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pirate-blues said: I've never really got into arguments over stuff like this - sometimes someone leaves the seat up and you fall into the toilet in the middle of the night, but that's life - as long as someone I'm living with isn't super gross or crazy I'm happy.
I do admire your chill approach, but could you please elaborate on how do women manage to fall in? Do you guys have a very narrow base of support when sitting down or what?
lol I dunno what to elaborate on, have you ever tried to sit on a toilet with the lid up? I guess if you sort of perched you could avoid falling in, but I think you'd have to have a pretty large badonk to not fall in.
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mick said: Install an auto lift on that thing. Press a button it goes up right quick, press it again it goes back down. Bada bing bada boom
eh it's not the effort of putting the lid down, it's that I think most of us just kinda automatically expect the lid to be down(and if you factor in both genders using the toilet then 75% of all toilet related acts involve the lid being down) and it's not like we look at the toilet to aim our nonexistent wangs anywhere, so we just go into autopilot and fall into the toilet. It would still happen with a button.
I still maintain the most diplomatic and polite bathroom etiquette is everyone putting the seat and the lid down after usage. If you're a guest in the home of a girl or girls then I think it's polite to put the seat down because seriously, we're just not expecting it to be up, we have a totally different relationship with the toilet than you guys, if you come into my house and leave the toilet seat up then you've sealed my fate.
Edited by pirate-blues (07/26/16 05:27 PM)
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Re: Toilet seat up or down? [Re: kaste]
#23479399 - 07/26/16 05:24 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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I just shit in my hand so I can throw it at people, fuck your toilets goddamn conformists.
I'm taking this shit back, way back, back into time, like going 10'000 BC on some mother fuckers, flinging poo like it's the thing to do.
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Do women sometimes accidently sit on a closed toilet with the seat and lid down?
This baffles me too how women can do that. I would never sit anywhere without looking first. What if there was a rattlesnake in the toilet? You'd be dead.
Also people who say they don't pee on the seat, don't tiny drops come out of the toilet cause by your pee splashing in the water? How do you avoid this?
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Re: Toilet seat up or down? *DELETED* [Re: pirate-blues]
#23479416 - 07/26/16 05:32 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Post deleted by uhyeahReason for deletion: I'm over it
Edited by uhyeah (07/26/16 05:34 PM)
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Re: Toilet seat up or down? [Re: Lucis]
#23479420 - 07/26/16 05:34 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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I dont urinate or shit since I utilize every single piece of matter and nutrients in my system. Maximum efficiency
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Re: Toilet seat up or down? [Re: uhyeah] 1
#23479428 - 07/26/16 05:37 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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uhyeah said: SEAT DOWN, COVER DOWN EVERYTIME!
Airborne poop particles fly into the air everytime one flushes a toilet. These particles will float around for the next 8ish hours falling on everything in the surrounding area. So unless you like brushing your teeth with a shitty-tooth brush or combing poo particles into your hair everyday.... close it. I'm a female and its not a respect thing its not a male vs. female thing it a hygiene thing. Its all fun and games till someone gets some type of e coli.
http://skeptics.stackexchange.com/questions/4317/are-there-airborne-poop-particles-flying-around-bathrooms
You really think a loose flimsy plastic seat will do anything to prevent this? Poop particles enter the air when people fart too. There's really no avoiding it.
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I'm learning a lot from this thread

It's like a community college course on toilet seat ethics and airborne poop and urine particles
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Re: Toilet seat up or down? [Re: SonicTitan]
#23479439 - 07/26/16 05:39 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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SonicTitan said: I dont urinate or shit since I utilize every single piece of matter and nutrients in my system. Maximum efficiency 
this reminds me of Dennis from Its always sunny
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uhyeah
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uhyeah said: SEAT DOWN, COVER DOWN EVERYTIME!
Airborne poop particles fly into the air everytime one flushes a toilet. These particles will float around for the next 8ish hours falling on everything in the surrounding area. So unless you like brushing your teeth with a shitty-tooth brush or combing poo particles into your hair everyday.... close it. I'm a female and its not a respect thing its not a male vs. female thing it a hygiene thing. Its all fun and games till someone gets some type of e coli.
http://skeptics.stackexchange.com/questions/4317/are-there-airborne-poop-particles-flying-around-bathrooms
You really think a loose flimsy plastic seat will do anything to prevent this? Poop particles enter the air when people fart too. There's really no avoiding it. 
shhhhhhh.... let me live the lie!
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Re: Toilet seat up or down? [Re: uhyeah]
#23479445 - 07/26/16 05:42 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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"I think we need to be focusing on the most important part of the body...the face" haha
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Re: Toilet seat up or down? [Re: SonicTitan]
#23479454 - 07/26/16 05:46 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Edited by uhyeah (07/26/16 05:47 PM)
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pirate-blues


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moonrockmushy said: Do women sometimes accidently sit on a closed toilet with the seat and lid down?
This baffles me too how women can do that. I would never sit anywhere without looking first. What if there was a rattlesnake in the toilet? You'd be dead.
Also people who say they don't pee on the seat, don't tiny drops come out of the toilet cause by your pee splashing in the water? How do you avoid this?
Haha yeah I've done that too actually, though I guess it's a bit easier to spot that than the lid being up.
we have woodland rattlers here but they don't like water like some of their southern cousins. If I was somewhere where toilet snake was a reality I would be a lot more careful probably.
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Re: Toilet seat up or down? [Re: kaste] 2
#23479497 - 07/26/16 06:03 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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seat: down cover: down
so... i guess i'm a 'down down' type of girl.
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It's like resetting the toilet.
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I pee sitting down, so this isn't an issue for me.
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