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Re: How to subdue a Swan? [Re: Patlal]
    #23476196 - 07/25/16 05:25 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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A crow can draw blood if you piss it off enough. Just like a hamster.




Crow?

What did you do to your hamster to piss it off?


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Re: How to subdue a Swan? [Re: Sun King]
    #23476202 - 07/25/16 05:28 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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Sun King said:
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Patlal said:
A crow can draw blood if you piss it off enough. Just like a hamster.




Crow?

What did you do to your hamster to piss it off?




Some details are better left unmentioned


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Re: How to subdue a Swan? [Re: Patlal]
    #23476237 - 07/25/16 05:42 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

I'm guessing your friend doesn't want to go after them with a shovel.

What he could do is build up a fire near the reeds by the pond/lake they're loitering at.

BTW, that rule about not killing swans only pertains to swans on the thames. So, if it's not on that river, fair fucking game.


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Re: How to subdue a Swan? [Re: Patlal]
    #23476258 - 07/25/16 05:49 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Stand up to them or they will attack at will. They will defer to a bigger swan so either big hat or wrap a sheet over you flare it when confronted. Once you establish dominance you will be fine.....kids can have trouble.


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Re: How to subdue a Swan? [Re: Sanguin3]
    #23476270 - 07/25/16 05:54 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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What do you mean by they won't leave him alone? Are they breaking into his house and harassing him?



:lol:

That's a hilarious mental image


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Re: How to subdue a Swan? [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
    #23476332 - 07/25/16 06:08 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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Sanguin3 said:
What do you mean by they won't leave him alone? Are they breaking into his house and harassing him?



:lol:

That's a hilarious mental image




Well he's not harrassing him.

The problem he has is more like this:

  ***In order to protect the swan's identity it has been changed to another species***



That's why he wants to subdue it.


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Re: How to subdue a Swan? [Re: Patlal]
    #23476422 - 07/25/16 06:30 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

My pal is a keen fisherman. He's moved recently and is having major troubles with them at his new local lake. We were chatting about it at his housewarming this weekend, and I thought 'I bet someone on the Shroomery would know what to do..'

Appreciate all the responses. So far Nif's suggestion of xanax followed by some edibles and a drink sounds good, but I'm not sure how humane it is. Maybe they'd like it? I've certainly known a dog that used to seem to enjoy getting stoned before.


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Re: How to subdue a Swan? [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23476496 - 07/25/16 06:46 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

They aren't even on his property, but at a lake he goes to? The only viable humane option is letting them be and find a new lake, or figure out how to not aggravate them and don't go near their nest. Swans often live in the same place for years, they probably aren't going anywhere.


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