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Invisibletrekie
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I need your pick up lines ! * 1
    #23475752 - 07/25/16 02:48 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

So I've decided on trying my hand at Tinder.  I get matches but I fail horribly at the Ice breaker text.

What are some lines you've used and worked? The nerdier the better.

Help me shroomery I want to fuck the pain away :goodday:


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I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.



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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: trekie]
    #23475756 - 07/25/16 02:49 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Cool name, wanna fuck


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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: plasma] * 3
    #23475763 - 07/25/16 02:51 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

:knowwhatnevermind:


I like my women like I like my coffee



full of cheap irish whiskey.


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I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.



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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: trekie]
    #23475782 - 07/25/16 02:56 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

trekie said:
:knowwhatnevermind:


I like my women like I like my coffee



full of cheap irish whiskey.



:canthelpbutlaugh:

"hey what's up, you seem pretty cool.  could i grab yer number?"
"ey so i really dig yer vibe, and i was wondering if you'd be down to kick it sometime and smoke a joint?

those are my go to pick up lines, and they work.  especially the 2nd one :wink:


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I fucking hate you... God damn, I love you...
But we both know if we stick together, we'll just tear ourselves apart
You are my sunshine, my only sunshine, you make me happy, when skies are grey
You are my heroin, but there's an abscess... God damn, I miss the vein!


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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: sanchothestoner]
    #23475788 - 07/25/16 02:57 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

:homerlurk:


Im going to try the second one  girl is 22 so it should work :smuglook:


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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: trekie]
    #23475792 - 07/25/16 02:59 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

"Damn baby who ordered you on angel.com?"

Said that to a pretty blonde girl I worked with. Ended up hanging out and smoking weed among other fun fun fun things :crazy2:


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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: trekie]
    #23475797 - 07/25/16 03:00 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

do it.  i've never been shot down with that one.  it either ended up in very good friendships or good fucking.


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I fucking hate you... God damn, I love you...
But we both know if we stick together, we'll just tear ourselves apart
You are my sunshine, my only sunshine, you make me happy, when skies are grey
You are my heroin, but there's an abscess... God damn, I miss the vein!


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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: sanchothestoner] * 7
    #23475805 - 07/25/16 03:02 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Wanna go halves on a baby?


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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: LobsterSauce] * 5
    #23475812 - 07/25/16 03:05 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

LobsterSauce said:
Wanna go halves on a baby and then abort it?




fixed


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I fucking hate you... God damn, I love you...
But we both know if we stick together, we'll just tear ourselves apart
You are my sunshine, my only sunshine, you make me happy, when skies are grey
You are my heroin, but there's an abscess... God damn, I miss the vein!


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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: LobsterSauce]
    #23475818 - 07/25/16 03:06 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

LobsterSauce said:
Wanna go halves on a baby?



:androidlol:



I want to try this one at the bar.  Keep them coming  I have more then one match so Ill let you know if any of them work


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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: trekie] * 1
    #23475830 - 07/25/16 03:10 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

I got a halfgame of fishscale bro, what u need?


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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: trekie] * 2
    #23475832 - 07/25/16 03:11 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Nice ass it'd look better on my face.


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Ephesians 6:12
For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places.
Psalm 12:6
The words of the Lord are pure words: as silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times.
Hebrews 11:3
Through faith we understand that the worlds were framed by the word of God, so that things which are seen were not made of things which do appear.
Revelation 3:11
Behold, I come quickly: hold that fast which thou hast, that no man take thy crown.


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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: Shiithead]
    #23475846 - 07/25/16 03:22 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

if youre really good at doing sex try this one

"hi, im [insert name], and im really good at doing the sex. If you would like to have good sex done to you here is my info [insert info]


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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: Aedium]
    #23475849 - 07/25/16 03:24 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

That would be a bold bravado move which would need to be backed up with more than just bluster.


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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: LobsterSauce]
    #23475855 - 07/25/16 03:26 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Indeed kind sir


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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: trekie]
    #23475860 - 07/25/16 03:27 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice.

Use that and BAM, spread legs.


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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: Alexthegreat]
    #23475942 - 07/25/16 04:13 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Girl doesnt smoke  so failed there. 

I enjoy long walks on the beach picking corn poetry and dry fucking cheerleaders


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I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.



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Re: I need your pick up lines ! *DELETED* [Re: trekie] * 1
    #23476013 - 07/25/16 04:41 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: Sanguin3] * 2
    #23476048 - 07/25/16 04:50 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

"Bill Cosby aint got nothing on me!"


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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: Bobabouy] * 3
    #23476060 - 07/25/16 04:53 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a foot long.

:subwayjared:


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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: Niffla]
    #23476129 - 07/25/16 05:08 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

I want to tongue jab your shit box?


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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: Saunterer] * 11
    #23476135 - 07/25/16 05:10 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Hey, girl. Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I feel a connection.

:scumbagsteve:


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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: Saunterer]
    #23476138 - 07/25/16 05:10 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Honestly though I prefer to be blunt. Start a conversation about what sex she enjoys, mention you like to lick clit. That sort of thing and/or whipping it out has worked for me a surprising number of times.


Edited by Saunterer (07/25/16 05:11 PM)


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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: Saunterer]
    #23476149 - 07/25/16 05:12 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Kinda different online though, never tried that. Good luck champ.


Edited by Saunterer (07/25/16 05:13 PM)


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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: Saunterer] * 7
    #23476153 - 07/25/16 05:15 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Do you like pancakes? How about IHOP on that ass.

:smugjerry:


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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: Niffla] * 6
    #23476159 - 07/25/16 05:16 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

:canthelpbutlaugh: this kid in my school would use the shittiest pick up lines, like the ones that arent even meant to be serious and theyd work.

He walked up to a girl and was like "did it hurt", "did what hurt?","when you fell from heaven"

She giggled and blushed...then i saw them together later talking. Supposedly they hooked up. I was like :lolwut:

I almost used the second one niffla then pussed out lol

If youre decent looking and go in with confidence you can use the shittiest of lines.


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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: Niffla]
    #23476169 - 07/25/16 05:19 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Niffla said:
Hey, girl. Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I feel a connection.

:scumbagsteve:



Might try this one.  Tindering is fucking hard.  So many matches but  no luck.


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I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.



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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: trekie] * 1
    #23476216 - 07/25/16 05:34 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Would you like to cum tonight? Worked on me and has also worked for me.


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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: pineninja] * 3
    #23476232 - 07/25/16 05:41 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Nice legs. What time do they open?

:bucktoothfattygangsta:


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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: Niffla]
    #23476320 - 07/25/16 06:06 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Niffla said:
Nice legs. What time do they open?

:bucktoothfattygangsta:



:canthelpbutlaugh:


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I fucking hate you... God damn, I love you...
But we both know if we stick together, we'll just tear ourselves apart
You are my sunshine, my only sunshine, you make me happy, when skies are grey
You are my heroin, but there's an abscess... God damn, I miss the vein!


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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: sanchothestoner] * 3
    #23476321 - 07/25/16 06:06 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

one that worked for me once was "nice shoes, wanna fuck?"


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I fucking hate you... God damn, I love you...
But we both know if we stick together, we'll just tear ourselves apart
You are my sunshine, my only sunshine, you make me happy, when skies are grey
You are my heroin, but there's an abscess... God damn, I miss the vein!


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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: trekie]
    #23476336 - 07/25/16 06:09 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

So your going to keep us up to date on what's going down right man?lol


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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: sanchothestoner] * 1
    #23476374 - 07/25/16 06:16 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Oldie but goody. It's worked in person but might not work on tinder though.

"I couldn't help but notice you look a lot like my next girlfriend."


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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: Starstepper]
    #23476407 - 07/25/16 06:25 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Starstepper said:
Oldie but goody. It's worked in person but might not work on tinder though.

"I couldn't help but notice you look a lot like my next girlfriend."




that's creepy as fuck online.


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I fucking hate you... God damn, I love you...
But we both know if we stick together, we'll just tear ourselves apart
You are my sunshine, my only sunshine, you make me happy, when skies are grey
You are my heroin, but there's an abscess... God damn, I miss the vein!


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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: sanchothestoner] * 6
    #23476433 - 07/25/16 06:32 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Laat time I asked a girl out I got slapped with sexual harasstment and lost my job l:pokerawe:


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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: sanchothestoner]
    #23476435 - 07/25/16 06:33 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Ya I ain't got fb or anything so I'm worthless on this thread. :fonz:


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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: Kinko]
    #23476437 - 07/25/16 06:33 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Shit got real quick


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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: Starstepper]
    #23476442 - 07/25/16 06:34 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Starstepper said:
Ya I ain't got fb or anything so I'm worthless on this thread. :fonz:



I dont have fb eaither doesnt stop me from.trying to fuck everygirl from.dating websites.


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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: Saunterer] * 1
    #23476449 - 07/25/16 06:35 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Saunterer said:
I want to tongue jab your shit box?




I'm good at making up this kind of stuff if that helps.

"Those eyes! Can I tongue wash your dumper?"


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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: Kinko]
    #23476453 - 07/25/16 06:36 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Kinko said:
Quote:

Starstepper said:
Ya I ain't got fb or anything so I'm worthless on this thread. :fonz:



I dont have fb eaither doesnt stop me from.trying to fuck everygirl from.dating websites.




Oh I know you do a whole lotta trying.
Don't you have to have fb to have tinder tho?


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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: Kinko]
    #23476454 - 07/25/16 06:36 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Kinko said:
Laat time I asked a girl out I got slapped with sexual harasstment and lost my job l:pokerawe:



:canthelpbutlaugh:

how did you ask her out???????


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I fucking hate you... God damn, I love you...
But we both know if we stick together, we'll just tear ourselves apart
You are my sunshine, my only sunshine, you make me happy, when skies are grey
You are my heroin, but there's an abscess... God damn, I miss the vein!


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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: Starstepper]
    #23476457 - 07/25/16 06:38 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Ah yes try plentyoffish


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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: Kinko]
    #23476472 - 07/25/16 06:42 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

answer me kinko


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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: sanchothestoner]
    #23476476 - 07/25/16 06:43 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Kinko said:
Laat time I asked a girl out I got slapped with sexual harasstment and lost my job l:pokerawe:





:africaface:


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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: Shiithead]
    #23476511 - 07/25/16 06:50 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Just ask them if they're tryin to throw some neck and if not then they're probably not worth your time.


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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: sanchothestoner] * 2
    #23476533 - 07/25/16 06:55 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

sanchothestoner said:
answer me kinko



I made a thread about it ... I was tripping on acid and fentanyl lol.  I was feeling horny and asked the girl if she wanted to make out.... She was all smiles and giggles them the next day BAM got accused of sexual harasstment


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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: Kinko]
    #23476550 - 07/25/16 07:00 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Kinko said:
Quote:

sanchothestoner said:
answer me kinko



I made a thread about it ... I was tripping on acid and fentanyl lol.  I was feeling horny and asked the girl if she wanted to make out.... She was all smiles and giggles them the next day BAM got accused of sexual harasstment




:laugh2:


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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: Kinko]
    #23476551 - 07/25/16 07:00 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Smooth. :africaface:


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Hebrews 11:3
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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: Shiithead]
    #23476984 - 07/25/16 09:12 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Don't dip your pen in the company ink.


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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: trekie]
    #23477256 - 07/25/16 10:41 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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Don't dip your pen in the company stink.




Fixed.


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Hebrews 11:3
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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: trekie] * 1
    #23477388 - 07/26/16 12:28 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

I heard this one somewhere

"Gimme that pussy"


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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: Repertoire89]
    #23477392 - 07/26/16 12:32 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

I will fight for you until your heart stops beating.  And then I will still love you.  And then I will keep loving you, until the end of time…


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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: abltsandwich]
    #23477399 - 07/26/16 12:41 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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abltsandwich said:
I will fight for you until your heart stops beating.  And then I will still love you.  And then I will keep loving you, until the end of time…




Do you really use that as a pickup line? :lol:
Seems a little heavy


At OP, I don't really use pickup lines, though I have a routine so to speak


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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: Repertoire89]
    #23477408 - 07/26/16 12:46 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: Repertoire89]
    #23477816 - 07/26/16 06:22 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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Repertoire89 said:
I heard this one somewhere

"Gimme that pussy"




Yes, yes. An all-time classic. Just innocent enough with a tinge of edge.

:raisemyglass:

A classy line that will be sure to wow the ladies.

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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: Niffla] * 3
    #23477824 - 07/26/16 06:29 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

By the way, "gimme that pussy" is the line my grandfather used on my grandmother. They shared that story at the dinner table many years ago.

It tugged at my heartstrings like no other.

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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: Niffla] * 2
    #23477865 - 07/26/16 06:54 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Walk up to her
way into her private space
look deep in her eyes
inhale deeply through your nose
creepy voice: "I smell your cunt."
*stare*
*smack your lips*
"So how's about it?"


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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: Asante]
    #23477974 - 07/26/16 08:05 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

woah, that was explicit

Somebody will slap the shit outta ya

Just might work though :thumbup:


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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: Asante]
    #23478033 - 07/26/16 08:30 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Asante said:
Walk up to her
way into her private space
look deep in her eyes
inhale deeply through your nose
creepy voice: "I smell your cunt."
*stare*
*smack your lips*
"So how's about it?"


:thumbinator:




:lol:

i'm gonna try all these pick up lines on rando girls since i already got a wifey and don't care. 

this will be funny ehhehehehe


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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: sanchothestoner]
    #23478052 - 07/26/16 08:38 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Be careful with that word, dude

the shit storm will follow, and then we'll all be SOL

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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: Crixalis]
    #23478063 - 07/26/16 08:43 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

i said a lot of words which one u talk bout crix


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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: sanchothestoner]
    #23478073 - 07/26/16 08:48 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

I am a little reluctant to even repeat that blasphemy

...but I can't leave you hanging.

You, know?

wifey :cookiemonster:


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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: Crixalis]
    #23478082 - 07/26/16 08:53 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

lol thought so.

what's so wrong with that?


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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: sanchothestoner]
    #23478092 - 07/26/16 08:57 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

I personally have no issue with that specific word, however...

other posters have chimed in before and I remember the controversy that followed

It happened awhile back, but I doubt you even recall. You must've blacked out

:popcorn:


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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: Crixalis] * 4
    #23478111 - 07/26/16 09:06 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

:lol:

no i recall exactly what yer talking about.  shroomery members have no business chiming into my personal, romantic life imo.  i'm married to my best friend.  and it's fucking awesome.  sucks for y'all still out there searching n fucking :shrug:


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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: sanchothestoner]
    #23478120 - 07/26/16 09:11 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

awwwh Sancho, you are fucking adorable.  :inlove3:

I admire your PoV, and quite frankly i'm a little jelly.

Whoever tells you otherwise is talking out of their ass. :thumbup:

Also, when are you going to play another song for me?


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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: Crixalis]
    #23478147 - 07/26/16 09:26 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

:smilingpuppy: thanks crix

now, that's something i don't remember.  playing you a song :lol:

idk man whenever you want i'll serenade you.  i got a whole bunch of new songs in my arsenal.


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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: sanchothestoner] * 2
    #23478161 - 07/26/16 09:31 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

you: -look at her- I can see you.

her: Okay...?

you: How about Saturday? :cool:

her: I'm calling the police.


edit: I just realized this is for Tinder. Don't use this.


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What is G2G? (Grain-to-Grain)
Damion5050's Coir Tek (I use 5.5 - 6 quarts of water instead of 4. Also ignore step 13 and ignore the monotub completely. The only purpose of this tek is to show you how to make a simple substrate. I also add gypsum to it but not necessary)
Spitball's Monotub Tek (A liner isn't necessary but is useful)
Use 6500k lights throughout the whole process. When you wake up, turn the light on. When you go to sleep turn the light off. It's as simple as that.


Edited by Kush_Zombie (07/26/16 09:38 AM)


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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: Niffla] * 1
    #23478449 - 07/26/16 11:35 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Niffla said:
By the way, "gimme that pussy" is the line my grandfather used on my grandmother. They shared that story at the dinner table many years ago.

It tugged at my heartstrings like no other.

:singletear:




:ilold:

The way I heard it, it was said in the same context as "gimme your wallet"


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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: Kush_Zombie] * 1
    #23478458 - 07/26/16 11:38 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Kush_Zombie said:
you: -look at her- I can see you.

her: Okay...?

you: How about Saturday? :cool:

her: I'm calling the police.


edit: I just realized this is for Tinder. Don't use this.




Oh man, that last line was gold

I can see you
:creepylurker:


This threads got a few laughs out of me


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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: Repertoire89] * 1
    #23479012 - 07/26/16 02:46 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Need some for the country girls.

I like my women like I like my trucks boxy and a noisy rear end.:bumpthread:


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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: trekie]
    #23479068 - 07/26/16 03:03 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Hi my name is ___ what's yours?


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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: Seriously_trippin]
    #23479165 - 07/26/16 03:45 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

:notyou:


Tinder people Tinder I need one liners ice breakers we already "liked" each other so some of the guess work is out of it.


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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: trekie]
    #23479171 - 07/26/16 03:47 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

If she's Atheist or some shit you could be like "Did you fall from heaven? Because you look unbelievable."


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Munchauzen's Cultivation Video Series
How EvilMushroom666 Prepares His Grains (I use jars with Synthetic Filter Discs)
What is G2G? (Grain-to-Grain)
Damion5050's Coir Tek (I use 5.5 - 6 quarts of water instead of 4. Also ignore step 13 and ignore the monotub completely. The only purpose of this tek is to show you how to make a simple substrate. I also add gypsum to it but not necessary)
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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: Kush_Zombie]
    #23479198 - 07/26/16 03:58 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

I like my women like I like my jeeps Dirty lifted dented and ??? (full tank , noisy read end, lots of torque in the rear?) :wink: think ill try the last one. :smirk:


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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: trekie]
    #23479600 - 07/26/16 06:33 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

You have gorgeous eyes, you could make diamonds jealous . You're so hot you could make a rose blush :shrug:


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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: Seriously_trippin] * 3
    #23479658 - 07/26/16 06:48 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Whoa are you a parking ticket? Because girl you got fine written all over you.

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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: Niffla] * 1
    #23480073 - 07/26/16 08:31 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

The truck line worked :yess:


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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: trekie]
    #23480079 - 07/26/16 08:33 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

:asianofapproval:


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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: trekie]
    #23480587 - 07/26/16 10:45 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Your thread makes me sad, trekie.


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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: 1234go]
    #23480744 - 07/26/16 11:31 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

didn't read the thread but I'll list off my favorites - many of which I won't actually use. (unless she seems into that sorta thing)

ey girl you like sharing pizza?

her: yes

How bout you share a pizza dat ass girl :douchewink:


what's the difference between me and my couch?

my couch pulls out.



damn girl! you got an inhaler?

her: um, no wtf?

cause you got dat ass maa!!!



you into fitness?

her: yeah I got to the gym like 4 days a week

how bout you try fit-ness dick in your mouth


wow! I really love that dress! (or shirt, or skirt, or honestly whatever the fuck she's wearing)

her: oh thanks! I got it at blah blah blah I never know what they say here it doesn't matter

I'm redecorating and think it would look great on my floor next to my bookshelf!


that's all I can think of right now and honestly I mostly just hear these and think they're funny but I won't use most of em.

just say something stupid that you think is funny about their pics or profile.

the one's that you have to lie and put on a show for won't bang out even if you manage to get one out on date anyway.


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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
    #23480756 - 07/26/16 11:34 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

"damn girl! you got an inhaler?

her: um, no wtf?

cause you got dat ass maa!!!"



Thats a new one :lol:


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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: Mr. Magic]
    #23480769 - 07/26/16 11:40 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

also,


titanic.



oh wait, that's not a good ice breaker


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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: trekie]
    #23480978 - 07/27/16 12:58 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

'This one works for me sometimes. Its mostly a pickup line to try on middle age single mom types.

So you just walk up to her and say hi and be like "You know I was just thinking about how much you look like my first wife" then if you are lucky she will say something like "oh how many times have you been married" And you respond "I have never been married"

Its an easy one to ad-lib to if she says anything else too.


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Good now thats clear.WHO FUCKING CARES. If I am fat u all keep pointing it out like its suppose to be a secret.LIke u really have nothing better to do then make fat jokes. If o know its like I do I know yall can come up with NEW AND BETTER SHIT . This shit is old and boring . I left in the first place cause this shit got boring not because of the fat jokes . Fat jokes dont bother me but seriously its old[/quote]


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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: 1234go]
    #23481490 - 07/27/16 07:44 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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1234go said:
Your thread makes me sad, trekie.



Why? Did you know my wife or something?

She made her choice she has moved on I've tired to work things out she flat out refuses to go to counseling. She already "dating" a mutual friend who almost shit himself last time i saw him and I didnt know then. 

We were together for 9 years. I wish things worked out but  she  like most women have this fantasy about marriage where everything is going to be prefect. (usually the first year is the hardest) When things beyond either of our control happened she blamed me and my family. If I had the power to keep my brother off of heroin or either of my two uncles from killing themselves shit man things would be fine but im not a god and cant control people.

Im 100% honest with the women I am talking too which is one of the reasons  the tinder thing isnt working. I over share and scare them away with my level of white trashiness


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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: trekie] * 2
    #23481496 - 07/27/16 07:47 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

"does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"


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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: trekie] * 3
    #23481509 - 07/27/16 07:52 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

LOL, wut.

Not at all what I meant.


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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: 1234go]
    #23481523 - 07/27/16 07:58 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Your post was slightly vague IMO

can you elaborate for the less intelligent posters like myself


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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: Crixalis]
    #23481531 - 07/27/16 08:01 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

You should come back to this post when you're more intelligent instead of being selfish and asking others to lower themselves intellectually. You asshole.




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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: 1234go]
    #23481608 - 07/27/16 08:33 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Then what did you mean?  It's tinder dude it's not like people are looking for marriage . You need one liners to stand out from all the dudes most of whom are boring .

I'm super awkward at texting . You guys know this as my post are sometimes barely legible ,I've been accused of English not being my first language.. just how my chemistry works


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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: trekie] * 1
    #23481645 - 07/27/16 08:47 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Hey there cutie :bee: :honeypot: (emoticons)

works surprisingly well.  You need to get a handle on what the different emoticons signify.  a bee honeypot combo means you think she looks tasty and you'd like to buzz around her a bit.

If they have a defining characteristic- like blue hair- OMG I Love your blue hair!!  Blushing whistle emoticon.

If they seem cute n innocent you say mention something in their profile and how much you'd like to get to know them better then the cute kitty cat emoji (means u think they're innocent)



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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: TheMovement] * 1
    #23481663 - 07/27/16 08:54 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

:puppydogeyes:


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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: Kush_Zombie]
    #23481675 - 07/27/16 08:57 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

op, why don't you go out and meet women instead of doing it online?


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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: sanchothestoner]
    #23481691 - 07/27/16 09:01 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Because and he can stay inside and do it online. duh.


We have the technology  :kingtard:


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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: Kush_Zombie]
    #23481695 - 07/27/16 09:04 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

i mean, i guess....


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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: sanchothestoner]
    #23481702 - 07/27/16 09:09 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

:lol: I was just kidding.

But going online is a cool way to meet up with some chill people with similar interests quickly. If you're not lame about it and just trying to get your dick sucked through social network.


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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: Kush_Zombie]
    #23481706 - 07/27/16 09:10 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

i agree.  i met a buncha cool cats from this website.  but other than that, i don't like to socialize online.


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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: sanchothestoner]
    #23481727 - 07/27/16 09:21 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

I'm not a huge drinker as when I do I become the liquor....  Not a festival club kid either. I would rather go on a hike play in the mud with my truck. Have a campfire and sleep in my hammock outside. I'm cheap as fuck too.


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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
    #23481849 - 07/27/16 10:09 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Mr.PhilCybin said:
also,


titanic.



oh wait, that's not a good ice breaker





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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: TheMovement]
    #23481852 - 07/27/16 10:10 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

thats harsh man


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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: Aedium] * 2
    #23481871 - 07/27/16 10:17 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

I like how she didn't even ask when. She was just like "I'm leaving Friday. Bye." and in her head she's probably thinking "This creep is trying to take me into the middle of the woods."


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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: Kush_Zombie]
    #23481895 - 07/27/16 10:23 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

she was probably thinking something like that and also like
"this creep wants to take me into the woods, who knows what he wants to do with me out there.. maybe he'll try talking me into planting trees with him, and what if I say no? Do i look like a damn conservationist?!" but you know what..

if she doesnt want to hang out in the woods and help restore our beautiful planet...your probably better off without her bro.:shrug:


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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: Aedium]
    #23481900 - 07/27/16 10:24 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

If by "plant beautiful trees" you mean "rape" then yes.


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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: Kush_Zombie]
    #23481906 - 07/27/16 10:27 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

yea, usually when i am about to rape a girl i say things like
"are those clothes 100% cotton because im about to rape you"
or
"did you get dressed in the AM or PM because im about to rape you"
catches them off gaurd everytime


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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: Aedium]
    #23481909 - 07/27/16 10:27 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

or "lets go for a hike." in your first message to them.


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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: Kush_Zombie]
    #23481917 - 07/27/16 10:29 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

hey, its a classic man.
im surprised he didnt get her on that one really.. it usually works everytime


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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: Aedium]
    #23481922 - 07/27/16 10:30 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

you know what, i think he gave it away with the bumble bee emoji


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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: TheMovement]
    #23482017 - 07/27/16 11:08 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

TheMovement said:
Hey there cutie :bee: :honeypot: (emoticons)

works surprisingly well.  You need to get a handle on what the different emoticons signify.  a bee honeypot combo means you think she looks tasty and you'd like to buzz around her a bit.

If they have a defining characteristic- like blue hair- OMG I Love your blue hair!!  Blushing whistle emoticon.

If they seem cute n innocent you say mention something in their profile and how much you'd like to get to know them better then the cute kitty cat emoji (means u think they're innocent)



It's all about the emojii game.  If your emojii game is on point it doesnt matter what you really say.




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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: Repertoire89]
    #23482124 - 07/27/16 11:44 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)



Me reentering the dating scene.


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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: trekie]
    #23482164 - 07/27/16 12:00 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Online dating is the worst. Don't fully give up on hitting the bars every now and then.


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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: Starstepper]
    #23492660 - 07/30/16 01:45 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Bars aren't off the table. Got 5 new match time for 5 new lines.:qblock:


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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: trekie]
    #23492810 - 07/30/16 02:47 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

First pick up line I ever used was I have a big dick and like to party.
An hour later I was fucking a 19yr old.
I was really fucking high once and I was telling a girl how beautiful her eyes where because I actually thought they looked amazing. I had a laugh about it later on because I realized I had no thoughts of hooking up with her and wasn't even thinking of my words as a pick up line. Regardless I got laid. I guess you don't have to be clever.


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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: Love_spirit]
    #23492853 - 07/30/16 03:06 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

No thanks on the 19 year old I sir am a bit more. Classy :goodday:


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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: trekie]
    #23493033 - 07/30/16 04:37 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Micro brews and HBO go sometime? I'm going out tonight  if you want to join.

Trying this out on 3


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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: trekie]
    #23493120 - 07/30/16 05:09 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

"I just wanted to say your incredibly beautiful." :rolleyes: good enough.

"I have a big comfy bed and I'll cook for you" (you never have to cook for them they know why they're coming over. Makes them feel less like a slut I guess? More slut the better imo but whatever I don't get it)


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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: Enjoywho]
    #23493124 - 07/30/16 05:11 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Enjoywho: I just wanted to say your incredibly beautiful.

Her: you're*


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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: Kush_Zombie] * 2
    #23493146 - 07/30/16 05:17 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Good thing I do it in person where my poor grammar isn't an issue.


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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: Enjoywho]
    #23493359 - 07/30/16 06:23 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I am better in person. Yeah but the internet and it's a numbers game brah . Don't think my lifted rusty loud jeep Cherokee is dropping panties. Nor the face that when I get off work I look like a coal miner.


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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: trekie]
    #23493824 - 07/30/16 09:07 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

It's always all a numbers game. 9 can say no I only need 1 to say yes. The last girl I hooked up with before I left Washington I didn't even know. I go through the pretty girls you may know section on Facebook. That's what I call it anyway.

"do I know you? "

No but you probably should. :shrug:

Cool girl.


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"I don't give nothin' to nobody, I just pay the cost to do business." - Riley "Young Reezy"-Boondocks

"The road to hell is paved with good intentions."

"In the days of kings and queens I was a jester."

"And then the great lord created bears... too many bears... shoulda really dialed back on the bears." Squidbillies

"Can you start speaking words instead of your damn filthy lies!"- Louise "Bobs Burgers"


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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: Love_spirit]
    #23493982 - 07/30/16 10:21 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Love_spirit said:
First pick up line I ever used was I have a big dick and like to party.
An hour later I was fucking a 19yr old.
I was really fucking high once and I was telling a girl how beautiful her eyes where because I actually thought they looked amazing. I had a laugh about it later on because I realized I had no thoughts of hooking up with her and wasn't even thinking of my words as a pick up line. Regardless I got laid. I guess you don't have to be clever.




I did the same thing once on facebook. This girl really had beautiful eyes and i said something like "hey i just feel incredibly compelled to tell you how beautiful your eyes are"(i wasnt even friends with her it was completely random for her) then we continued to talk for awhile actually, like a whole summer we talked here and there. We never hooked up or anything though. We ALMOST did. She was going to drive quite a ways just to meet me but couldnt make it.

She was really cool. Havent talked to her sense though lol :shrug:


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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: trekie]
    #23493989 - 07/30/16 10:23 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

they're called pickup sticks
I don't mind giving away a few but you can't have them all





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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: Mr. Magic]
    #23494351 - 07/31/16 01:31 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Girl, your name must be 1mm, cause you are fine as hell.


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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
    #23494410 - 07/31/16 02:16 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I know milk does the body good but daaaamn girl what you been drinkin?

Girl you must be a cellphone tower cause I'm bout to straight-talk you Ina Givin me service.

I'm like a crowd full of people at a motel six cause when I come in it won't be no vacancy.


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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: trekie]
    #23497450 - 08/01/16 01:04 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

trekie said:
So I've decided on trying my hand at Tinder.  I get matches but I fail horribly at the Ice breaker text.

What are some lines you've used and worked? The nerdier the better.

Help me shroomery I want to fuck the pain away :goodday:



I did not read the thread, BUT, here is one.

"Excuse me I seem to have lost my number, can I have (borrow?) yours?"

Or how about a plain and simple, "hello, how are you? What's your name?" and then proceed to small talk to see how it progresses, simplicity is key, just be.


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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: tyrannicalrex]
    #23497867 - 08/01/16 08:51 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

This one works better in real life:

Will your boyfriend get jealous if you give me your number?


It lets you know two things right off the bat, if she is single or not and if she is interested, either way...

I'm sure you can modify it for online


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