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Kush_Zombie
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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: Aedium] 2
#23481871 - 07/27/16 10:17 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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I like how she didn't even ask when. She was just like "I'm leaving Friday. Bye." and in her head she's probably thinking "This creep is trying to take me into the middle of the woods."
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Aedium
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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: Kush_Zombie]
#23481895 - 07/27/16 10:23 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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she was probably thinking something like that and also like "this creep wants to take me into the woods, who knows what he wants to do with me out there.. maybe he'll try talking me into planting trees with him, and what if I say no? Do i look like a damn conservationist?!" but you know what..
if she doesnt want to hang out in the woods and help restore our beautiful planet...your probably better off without her bro.
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Kush_Zombie
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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: Aedium]
#23481900 - 07/27/16 10:24 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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If by "plant beautiful trees" you mean "rape" then yes.
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Aedium
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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: Kush_Zombie]
#23481906 - 07/27/16 10:27 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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yea, usually when i am about to rape a girl i say things like "are those clothes 100% cotton because im about to rape you" or "did you get dressed in the AM or PM because im about to rape you" catches them off gaurd everytime
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Kush_Zombie
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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: Aedium]
#23481909 - 07/27/16 10:27 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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or "lets go for a hike." in your first message to them.
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Aedium
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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: Kush_Zombie]
#23481917 - 07/27/16 10:29 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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hey, its a classic man. im surprised he didnt get her on that one really.. it usually works everytime
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Aedium
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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: Aedium]
#23481922 - 07/27/16 10:30 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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you know what, i think he gave it away with the bumble bee emoji
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Repertoire89
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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: TheMovement]
#23482017 - 07/27/16 11:08 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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TheMovement said: Hey there cutie :bee: :honeypot: (emoticons)
works surprisingly well. You need to get a handle on what the different emoticons signify. a bee honeypot combo means you think she looks tasty and you'd like to buzz around her a bit.
If they have a defining characteristic- like blue hair- OMG I Love your blue hair!! Blushing whistle emoticon.
If they seem cute n innocent you say mention something in their profile and how much you'd like to get to know them better then the cute kitty cat emoji (means u think they're innocent)
It's all about the emojii game. If your emojii game is on point it doesnt matter what you really say.
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trekie
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Me reentering the dating scene.
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Starstepper
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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: trekie]
#23482164 - 07/27/16 12:00 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Online dating is the worst. Don't fully give up on hitting the bars every now and then.
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trekie
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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: Starstepper]
#23492660 - 07/30/16 01:45 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Bars aren't off the table. Got 5 new match time for 5 new lines.
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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: trekie]
#23492810 - 07/30/16 02:47 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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First pick up line I ever used was I have a big dick and like to party. An hour later I was fucking a 19yr old. I was really fucking high once and I was telling a girl how beautiful her eyes where because I actually thought they looked amazing. I had a laugh about it later on because I realized I had no thoughts of hooking up with her and wasn't even thinking of my words as a pick up line. Regardless I got laid. I guess you don't have to be clever.
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trekie
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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: Love_spirit]
#23492853 - 07/30/16 03:06 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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No thanks on the 19 year old I sir am a bit more. Classy
-------------------- I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
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trekie
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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: trekie]
#23493033 - 07/30/16 04:37 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Micro brews and HBO go sometime? I'm going out tonight if you want to join.
Trying this out on 3
-------------------- I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
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Enjoywho
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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: trekie]
#23493120 - 07/30/16 05:09 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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"I just wanted to say your incredibly beautiful." good enough.
"I have a big comfy bed and I'll cook for you" (you never have to cook for them they know why they're coming over. Makes them feel less like a slut I guess? More slut the better imo but whatever I don't get it)
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Kush_Zombie
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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: Enjoywho]
#23493124 - 07/30/16 05:11 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Enjoywho: I just wanted to say your incredibly beautiful.
Her: you're*
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Enjoywho
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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: Kush_Zombie] 2
#23493146 - 07/30/16 05:17 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Good thing I do it in person where my poor grammar isn't an issue.
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trekie
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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: Enjoywho]
#23493359 - 07/30/16 06:23 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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I am better in person. Yeah but the internet and it's a numbers game brah . Don't think my lifted rusty loud jeep Cherokee is dropping panties. Nor the face that when I get off work I look like a coal miner.
-------------------- I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: trekie]
#23493824 - 07/30/16 09:07 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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It's always all a numbers game. 9 can say no I only need 1 to say yes. The last girl I hooked up with before I left Washington I didn't even know. I go through the pretty girls you may know section on Facebook. That's what I call it anyway.
"do I know you? "
No but you probably should.
Cool girl.
-------------------- "I don't give nothin' to nobody, I just pay the cost to do business." - Riley "Young Reezy"-Boondocks "The road to hell is paved with good intentions." "In the days of kings and queens I was a jester." "And then the great lord created bears... too many bears... shoulda really dialed back on the bears." Squidbillies "Can you start speaking words instead of your damn filthy lies!"- Louise "Bobs Burgers"
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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: Love_spirit]
#23493982 - 07/30/16 10:21 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Love_spirit said: First pick up line I ever used was I have a big dick and like to party. An hour later I was fucking a 19yr old. I was really fucking high once and I was telling a girl how beautiful her eyes where because I actually thought they looked amazing. I had a laugh about it later on because I realized I had no thoughts of hooking up with her and wasn't even thinking of my words as a pick up line. Regardless I got laid. I guess you don't have to be clever.
I did the same thing once on facebook. This girl really had beautiful eyes and i said something like "hey i just feel incredibly compelled to tell you how beautiful your eyes are"(i wasnt even friends with her it was completely random for her) then we continued to talk for awhile actually, like a whole summer we talked here and there. We never hooked up or anything though. We ALMOST did. She was going to drive quite a ways just to meet me but couldnt make it.
She was really cool. Havent talked to her sense though lol
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