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InvisibleMr.PhilCybin
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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: 1234go]
    #23480744 - 07/26/16 11:31 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

didn't read the thread but I'll list off my favorites - many of which I won't actually use. (unless she seems into that sorta thing)

ey girl you like sharing pizza?

her: yes

How bout you share a pizza dat ass girl :douchewink:


what's the difference between me and my couch?

my couch pulls out.



damn girl! you got an inhaler?

her: um, no wtf?

cause you got dat ass maa!!!



you into fitness?

her: yeah I got to the gym like 4 days a week

how bout you try fit-ness dick in your mouth


wow! I really love that dress! (or shirt, or skirt, or honestly whatever the fuck she's wearing)

her: oh thanks! I got it at blah blah blah I never know what they say here it doesn't matter

I'm redecorating and think it would look great on my floor next to my bookshelf!


that's all I can think of right now and honestly I mostly just hear these and think they're funny but I won't use most of em.

just say something stupid that you think is funny about their pics or profile.

the one's that you have to lie and put on a show for won't bang out even if you manage to get one out on date anyway.


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I'm ugly, Falcon91Wolvrn03 is beautiful.
I'm a loser, Falcon91Wolvrn03 is a winner.
Someday, I hope to be like Falcon91Wolvrn03 but secretly know I never will.


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OfflineMr. Magic
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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
    #23480756 - 07/26/16 11:34 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

"damn girl! you got an inhaler?

her: um, no wtf?

cause you got dat ass maa!!!"



Thats a new one :lol:


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InvisibleMr.PhilCybin
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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: Mr. Magic]
    #23480769 - 07/26/16 11:40 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

also,


titanic.



oh wait, that's not a good ice breaker


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I'm a loser, Falcon91Wolvrn03 is a winner.
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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: trekie]
    #23480978 - 07/27/16 12:58 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

'This one works for me sometimes. Its mostly a pickup line to try on middle age single mom types.

So you just walk up to her and say hi and be like "You know I was just thinking about how much you look like my first wife" then if you are lucky she will say something like "oh how many times have you been married" And you respond "I have never been married"

Its an easy one to ad-lib to if she says anything else too.


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Good now thats clear.WHO FUCKING CARES. If I am fat u all keep pointing it out like its suppose to be a secret.LIke u really have nothing better to do then make fat jokes. If o know its like I do I know yall can come up with NEW AND BETTER SHIT . This shit is old and boring . I left in the first place cause this shit got boring not because of the fat jokes . Fat jokes dont bother me but seriously its old[/quote]


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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: 1234go]
    #23481490 - 07/27/16 07:44 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

1234go said:
Your thread makes me sad, trekie.



Why? Did you know my wife or something?

She made her choice she has moved on I've tired to work things out she flat out refuses to go to counseling. She already "dating" a mutual friend who almost shit himself last time i saw him and I didnt know then. 

We were together for 9 years. I wish things worked out but  she  like most women have this fantasy about marriage where everything is going to be prefect. (usually the first year is the hardest) When things beyond either of our control happened she blamed me and my family. If I had the power to keep my brother off of heroin or either of my two uncles from killing themselves shit man things would be fine but im not a god and cant control people.

Im 100% honest with the women I am talking too which is one of the reasons  the tinder thing isnt working. I over share and scare them away with my level of white trashiness


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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: trekie] * 2
    #23481496 - 07/27/16 07:47 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

"does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"


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But we both know if we stick together, we'll just tear ourselves apart
You are my sunshine, my only sunshine, you make me happy, when skies are grey
You are my heroin, but there's an abscess... God damn, I miss the vein!


Edited by sanchothestoner (07/27/16 07:47 AM)


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Invisible1234go
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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: trekie] * 3
    #23481509 - 07/27/16 07:52 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

LOL, wut.

Not at all what I meant.


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InvisibleCrixalis
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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: 1234go]
    #23481523 - 07/27/16 07:58 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Your post was slightly vague IMO

can you elaborate for the less intelligent posters like myself


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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: Crixalis]
    #23481531 - 07/27/16 08:01 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

You should come back to this post when you're more intelligent instead of being selfish and asking others to lower themselves intellectually. You asshole.




:classictroll:


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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: 1234go]
    #23481608 - 07/27/16 08:33 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Then what did you mean?  It's tinder dude it's not like people are looking for marriage . You need one liners to stand out from all the dudes most of whom are boring .

I'm super awkward at texting . You guys know this as my post are sometimes barely legible ,I've been accused of English not being my first language.. just how my chemistry works


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I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.



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OfflineTheMovement
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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: trekie] * 1
    #23481645 - 07/27/16 08:47 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Hey there cutie :bee: :honeypot: (emoticons)

works surprisingly well.  You need to get a handle on what the different emoticons signify.  a bee honeypot combo means you think she looks tasty and you'd like to buzz around her a bit.

If they have a defining characteristic- like blue hair- OMG I Love your blue hair!!  Blushing whistle emoticon.

If they seem cute n innocent you say mention something in their profile and how much you'd like to get to know them better then the cute kitty cat emoji (means u think they're innocent)



It's all about the emojii game.  If your emojii game is on point it doesnt matter what you really say.


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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: TheMovement] * 1
    #23481663 - 07/27/16 08:54 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

:puppydogeyes:


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What is G2G? (Grain-to-Grain)
Damion5050's Coir Tek (I use 5.5 - 6 quarts of water instead of 4. Also ignore step 13 and ignore the monotub completely. The only purpose of this tek is to show you how to make a simple substrate. I also add gypsum to it but not necessary)
Spitball's Monotub Tek (A liner isn't necessary but is useful)
Use 6500k lights throughout the whole process. When you wake up, turn the light on. When you go to sleep turn the light off. It's as simple as that.


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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: Kush_Zombie]
    #23481675 - 07/27/16 08:57 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

op, why don't you go out and meet women instead of doing it online?


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I fucking hate you... God damn, I love you...
But we both know if we stick together, we'll just tear ourselves apart
You are my sunshine, my only sunshine, you make me happy, when skies are grey
You are my heroin, but there's an abscess... God damn, I miss the vein!


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InvisibleKush_Zombie
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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: sanchothestoner]
    #23481691 - 07/27/16 09:01 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Because and he can stay inside and do it online. duh.


We have the technology  :kingtard:


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Presto 23-Quart Pressure Cooker
BOD's Simple as FUCK Still Air Box
PastyWhyte's Easy Agar Tek
Munchauzen's Cultivation Video Series
How EvilMushroom666 Prepares His Grains (I use jars with Synthetic Filter Discs)
What is G2G? (Grain-to-Grain)
Damion5050's Coir Tek (I use 5.5 - 6 quarts of water instead of 4. Also ignore step 13 and ignore the monotub completely. The only purpose of this tek is to show you how to make a simple substrate. I also add gypsum to it but not necessary)
Spitball's Monotub Tek (A liner isn't necessary but is useful)
Use 6500k lights throughout the whole process. When you wake up, turn the light on. When you go to sleep turn the light off. It's as simple as that.


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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: Kush_Zombie]
    #23481695 - 07/27/16 09:04 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

i mean, i guess....


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I fucking hate you... God damn, I love you...
But we both know if we stick together, we'll just tear ourselves apart
You are my sunshine, my only sunshine, you make me happy, when skies are grey
You are my heroin, but there's an abscess... God damn, I miss the vein!


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InvisibleKush_Zombie
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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: sanchothestoner]
    #23481702 - 07/27/16 09:09 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

:lol: I was just kidding.

But going online is a cool way to meet up with some chill people with similar interests quickly. If you're not lame about it and just trying to get your dick sucked through social network.


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How to get started in bulk:
Presto 23-Quart Pressure Cooker
BOD's Simple as FUCK Still Air Box
PastyWhyte's Easy Agar Tek
Munchauzen's Cultivation Video Series
How EvilMushroom666 Prepares His Grains (I use jars with Synthetic Filter Discs)
What is G2G? (Grain-to-Grain)
Damion5050's Coir Tek (I use 5.5 - 6 quarts of water instead of 4. Also ignore step 13 and ignore the monotub completely. The only purpose of this tek is to show you how to make a simple substrate. I also add gypsum to it but not necessary)
Spitball's Monotub Tek (A liner isn't necessary but is useful)
Use 6500k lights throughout the whole process. When you wake up, turn the light on. When you go to sleep turn the light off. It's as simple as that.


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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: Kush_Zombie]
    #23481706 - 07/27/16 09:10 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

i agree.  i met a buncha cool cats from this website.  but other than that, i don't like to socialize online.


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I fucking hate you... God damn, I love you...
But we both know if we stick together, we'll just tear ourselves apart
You are my sunshine, my only sunshine, you make me happy, when skies are grey
You are my heroin, but there's an abscess... God damn, I miss the vein!


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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: sanchothestoner]
    #23481727 - 07/27/16 09:21 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

I'm not a huge drinker as when I do I become the liquor....  Not a festival club kid either. I would rather go on a hike play in the mud with my truck. Have a campfire and sleep in my hammock outside. I'm cheap as fuck too.


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I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.



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OfflineTheMovement
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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
    #23481849 - 07/27/16 10:09 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Mr.PhilCybin said:
also,


titanic.



oh wait, that's not a good ice breaker





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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: TheMovement]
    #23481852 - 07/27/16 10:10 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

thats harsh man


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