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Offlinesanchothestoner
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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: Crixalis]
    #23478063 - 07/26/16 08:43 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

i said a lot of words which one u talk bout crix


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I fucking hate you... God damn, I love you...
But we both know if we stick together, we'll just tear ourselves apart
You are my sunshine, my only sunshine, you make me happy, when skies are grey
You are my heroin, but there's an abscess... God damn, I miss the vein!


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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: sanchothestoner]
    #23478073 - 07/26/16 08:48 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

I am a little reluctant to even repeat that blasphemy

...but I can't leave you hanging.

You, know?

wifey :cookiemonster:


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Bring the right vibes. Express yourself. Be open. Be crazy. But spread your beautiful love light. Things are gonna get wonky. :heart:


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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: Crixalis]
    #23478082 - 07/26/16 08:53 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

lol thought so.

what's so wrong with that?


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I fucking hate you... God damn, I love you...
But we both know if we stick together, we'll just tear ourselves apart
You are my sunshine, my only sunshine, you make me happy, when skies are grey
You are my heroin, but there's an abscess... God damn, I miss the vein!


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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: sanchothestoner]
    #23478092 - 07/26/16 08:57 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

I personally have no issue with that specific word, however...

other posters have chimed in before and I remember the controversy that followed

It happened awhile back, but I doubt you even recall. You must've blacked out

:popcorn:


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Bring the right vibes. Express yourself. Be open. Be crazy. But spread your beautiful love light. Things are gonna get wonky. :heart:


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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: Crixalis] * 4
    #23478111 - 07/26/16 09:06 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

:lol:

no i recall exactly what yer talking about.  shroomery members have no business chiming into my personal, romantic life imo.  i'm married to my best friend.  and it's fucking awesome.  sucks for y'all still out there searching n fucking :shrug:


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I fucking hate you... God damn, I love you...
But we both know if we stick together, we'll just tear ourselves apart
You are my sunshine, my only sunshine, you make me happy, when skies are grey
You are my heroin, but there's an abscess... God damn, I miss the vein!


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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: sanchothestoner]
    #23478120 - 07/26/16 09:11 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

awwwh Sancho, you are fucking adorable.  :inlove3:

I admire your PoV, and quite frankly i'm a little jelly.

Whoever tells you otherwise is talking out of their ass. :thumbup:

Also, when are you going to play another song for me?


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Bring the right vibes. Express yourself. Be open. Be crazy. But spread your beautiful love light. Things are gonna get wonky. :heart:


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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: Crixalis]
    #23478147 - 07/26/16 09:26 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

:smilingpuppy: thanks crix

now, that's something i don't remember.  playing you a song :lol:

idk man whenever you want i'll serenade you.  i got a whole bunch of new songs in my arsenal.


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I fucking hate you... God damn, I love you...
But we both know if we stick together, we'll just tear ourselves apart
You are my sunshine, my only sunshine, you make me happy, when skies are grey
You are my heroin, but there's an abscess... God damn, I miss the vein!


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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: sanchothestoner] * 2
    #23478161 - 07/26/16 09:31 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

you: -look at her- I can see you.

her: Okay...?

you: How about Saturday? :cool:

her: I'm calling the police.


edit: I just realized this is for Tinder. Don't use this.


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How to get started in bulk:
Presto 23-Quart Pressure Cooker
BOD's Simple as FUCK Still Air Box
PastyWhyte's Easy Agar Tek
Munchauzen's Cultivation Video Series
How EvilMushroom666 Prepares His Grains (I use jars with Synthetic Filter Discs)
What is G2G? (Grain-to-Grain)
Damion5050's Coir Tek (I use 5.5 - 6 quarts of water instead of 4. Also ignore step 13 and ignore the monotub completely. The only purpose of this tek is to show you how to make a simple substrate. I also add gypsum to it but not necessary)
Spitball's Monotub Tek (A liner isn't necessary but is useful)
Use 6500k lights throughout the whole process. When you wake up, turn the light on. When you go to sleep turn the light off. It's as simple as that.


Edited by Kush_Zombie (07/26/16 09:38 AM)


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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: Niffla] * 1
    #23478449 - 07/26/16 11:35 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Niffla said:
By the way, "gimme that pussy" is the line my grandfather used on my grandmother. They shared that story at the dinner table many years ago.

It tugged at my heartstrings like no other.

:singletear:




:ilold:

The way I heard it, it was said in the same context as "gimme your wallet"


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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: Kush_Zombie] * 1
    #23478458 - 07/26/16 11:38 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Kush_Zombie said:
you: -look at her- I can see you.

her: Okay...?

you: How about Saturday? :cool:

her: I'm calling the police.


edit: I just realized this is for Tinder. Don't use this.




Oh man, that last line was gold

I can see you
:creepylurker:


This threads got a few laughs out of me


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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: Repertoire89] * 1
    #23479012 - 07/26/16 02:46 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Need some for the country girls.

I like my women like I like my trucks boxy and a noisy rear end.:bumpthread:


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I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.



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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: trekie]
    #23479068 - 07/26/16 03:03 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Hi my name is ___ what's yours?


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Zombi3, Blue Helix
Modest Mouse
Zappa
Slothie
That Kid With The face
ShLong
Le Canard
split_by_nine
& Big Worm Forever
Etched in the sands of time in the shroomery and ever so beloved and deeply missed by many :heart:


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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: Seriously_trippin]
    #23479165 - 07/26/16 03:45 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

:notyou:


Tinder people Tinder I need one liners ice breakers we already "liked" each other so some of the guess work is out of it.


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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: trekie]
    #23479171 - 07/26/16 03:47 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

If she's Atheist or some shit you could be like "Did you fall from heaven? Because you look unbelievable."


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How to get started in bulk:
Presto 23-Quart Pressure Cooker
BOD's Simple as FUCK Still Air Box
PastyWhyte's Easy Agar Tek
Munchauzen's Cultivation Video Series
How EvilMushroom666 Prepares His Grains (I use jars with Synthetic Filter Discs)
What is G2G? (Grain-to-Grain)
Damion5050's Coir Tek (I use 5.5 - 6 quarts of water instead of 4. Also ignore step 13 and ignore the monotub completely. The only purpose of this tek is to show you how to make a simple substrate. I also add gypsum to it but not necessary)
Spitball's Monotub Tek (A liner isn't necessary but is useful)
Use 6500k lights throughout the whole process. When you wake up, turn the light on. When you go to sleep turn the light off. It's as simple as that.


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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: Kush_Zombie]
    #23479198 - 07/26/16 03:58 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

I like my women like I like my jeeps Dirty lifted dented and ??? (full tank , noisy read end, lots of torque in the rear?) :wink: think ill try the last one. :smirk:


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I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.



Edited by trekie (07/26/16 03:59 PM)


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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: trekie]
    #23479600 - 07/26/16 06:33 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

You have gorgeous eyes, you could make diamonds jealous . You're so hot you could make a rose blush :shrug:


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R.I.P
Zombi3, Blue Helix
Modest Mouse
Zappa
Slothie
That Kid With The face
ShLong
Le Canard
split_by_nine
& Big Worm Forever
Etched in the sands of time in the shroomery and ever so beloved and deeply missed by many :heart:


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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: Seriously_trippin] * 3
    #23479658 - 07/26/16 06:48 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Whoa are you a parking ticket? Because girl you got fine written all over you.

:yogabunny:


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HAIL OUR NEW OTD KING


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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: Niffla] * 1
    #23480073 - 07/26/16 08:31 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

The truck line worked :yess:


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I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.



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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: trekie]
    #23480079 - 07/26/16 08:33 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

:asianofapproval:


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I fucking hate you... God damn, I love you...
But we both know if we stick together, we'll just tear ourselves apart
You are my sunshine, my only sunshine, you make me happy, when skies are grey
You are my heroin, but there's an abscess... God damn, I miss the vein!


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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: trekie]
    #23480587 - 07/26/16 10:45 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Your thread makes me sad, trekie.


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