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sanchothestoner
Satan's Grandson



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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: Kinko]
#23476454 - 07/25/16 06:36 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Kinko said: Laat time I asked a girl out I got slapped with sexual harasstment and lost my job l

how did you ask her out???????
-------------------- I fucking hate you... God damn, I love you... But we both know if we stick together, we'll just tear ourselves apart You are my sunshine, my only sunshine, you make me happy, when skies are grey You are my heroin, but there's an abscess... God damn, I miss the vein!
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Kinko
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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: Starstepper]
#23476457 - 07/25/16 06:38 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Ah yes try plentyoffish
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sanchothestoner
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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: Kinko]
#23476472 - 07/25/16 06:42 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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answer me kinko
-------------------- I fucking hate you... God damn, I love you... But we both know if we stick together, we'll just tear ourselves apart You are my sunshine, my only sunshine, you make me happy, when skies are grey You are my heroin, but there's an abscess... God damn, I miss the vein!
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Shiithead
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Kinko said: Laat time I asked a girl out I got slapped with sexual harasstment and lost my job l
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Ephesians 6:12 For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places. Psalm 12:6 The words of the Lord are pure words: as silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times. Hebrews 11:3 Through faith we understand that the worlds were framed by the word of God, so that things which are seen were not made of things which do appear. Revelation 3:11 Behold, I come quickly: hold that fast which thou hast, that no man take thy crown.
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Dribble
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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: Shiithead]
#23476511 - 07/25/16 06:50 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Just ask them if they're tryin to throw some neck and if not then they're probably not worth your time.
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Kinko
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sanchothestoner said: answer me kinko
I made a thread about it ... I was tripping on acid and fentanyl lol. I was feeling horny and asked the girl if she wanted to make out.... She was all smiles and giggles them the next day BAM got accused of sexual harasstment
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sanchothestoner
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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: Kinko]
#23476550 - 07/25/16 07:00 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Kinko said:
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sanchothestoner said: answer me kinko
I made a thread about it ... I was tripping on acid and fentanyl lol. I was feeling horny and asked the girl if she wanted to make out.... She was all smiles and giggles them the next day BAM got accused of sexual harasstment
-------------------- I fucking hate you... God damn, I love you... But we both know if we stick together, we'll just tear ourselves apart You are my sunshine, my only sunshine, you make me happy, when skies are grey You are my heroin, but there's an abscess... God damn, I miss the vein!
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Shiithead
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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: Kinko]
#23476551 - 07/25/16 07:00 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Smooth.
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Ephesians 6:12 For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places. Psalm 12:6 The words of the Lord are pure words: as silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times. Hebrews 11:3 Through faith we understand that the worlds were framed by the word of God, so that things which are seen were not made of things which do appear. Revelation 3:11 Behold, I come quickly: hold that fast which thou hast, that no man take thy crown.
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trekie
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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: Shiithead]
#23476984 - 07/25/16 09:12 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Don't dip your pen in the company ink.
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Shiithead
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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: trekie]
#23477256 - 07/25/16 10:41 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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trekie said: Don't dip your pen in the company stink.
Fixed.
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Ephesians 6:12 For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places. Psalm 12:6 The words of the Lord are pure words: as silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times. Hebrews 11:3 Through faith we understand that the worlds were framed by the word of God, so that things which are seen were not made of things which do appear. Revelation 3:11 Behold, I come quickly: hold that fast which thou hast, that no man take thy crown.
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Repertoire89
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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: trekie] 1
#23477388 - 07/26/16 12:28 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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I heard this one somewhere
"Gimme that pussy"
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abltsandwich
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I will fight for you until your heart stops beating. And then I will still love you. And then I will keep loving you, until the end of time…
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Repertoire89
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abltsandwich said: I will fight for you until your heart stops beating. And then I will still love you. And then I will keep loving you, until the end of time…
Do you really use that as a pickup line?  Seems a little heavy
At OP, I don't really use pickup lines, though I have a routine so to speak
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Hexus
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Niffla



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Repertoire89 said: I heard this one somewhere
"Gimme that pussy"
Yes, yes. An all-time classic. Just innocent enough with a tinge of edge.

A classy line that will be sure to wow the ladies.
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Niffla



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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: Niffla] 3
#23477824 - 07/26/16 06:29 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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By the way, "gimme that pussy" is the line my grandfather used on my grandmother. They shared that story at the dinner table many years ago.
It tugged at my heartstrings like no other.
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Asante
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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: Niffla] 2
#23477865 - 07/26/16 06:54 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Walk up to her way into her private space look deep in her eyes inhale deeply through your nose creepy voice: "I smell your cunt." *stare* *smack your lips* "So how's about it?"
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Crixalis
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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: Asante]
#23477974 - 07/26/16 08:05 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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woah, that was explicit
Somebody will slap the shit outta ya
Just might work though
-------------------- Bring the right vibes. Express yourself. Be open. Be crazy. But spread your beautiful love light. Things are gonna get wonky.
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sanchothestoner
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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: Asante]
#23478033 - 07/26/16 08:30 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Asante said: Walk up to her way into her private space look deep in her eyes inhale deeply through your nose creepy voice: "I smell your cunt." *stare* *smack your lips* "So how's about it?"


i'm gonna try all these pick up lines on rando girls since i already got a wifey and don't care.
this will be funny ehhehehehe
-------------------- I fucking hate you... God damn, I love you... But we both know if we stick together, we'll just tear ourselves apart You are my sunshine, my only sunshine, you make me happy, when skies are grey You are my heroin, but there's an abscess... God damn, I miss the vein!
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Crixalis
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Be careful with that word, dude
the shit storm will follow, and then we'll all be SOL
-------------------- Bring the right vibes. Express yourself. Be open. Be crazy. But spread your beautiful love light. Things are gonna get wonky.
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