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Saunterer
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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: Niffla]
#23476129 - 07/25/16 05:08 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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I want to tongue jab your shit box?
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Niffla



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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: Saunterer] 11
#23476135 - 07/25/16 05:10 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Hey, girl. Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I feel a connection.
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Saunterer
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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: Saunterer]
#23476138 - 07/25/16 05:10 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Honestly though I prefer to be blunt. Start a conversation about what sex she enjoys, mention you like to lick clit. That sort of thing and/or whipping it out has worked for me a surprising number of times.
Edited by Saunterer (07/25/16 05:11 PM)
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Saunterer
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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: Saunterer]
#23476149 - 07/25/16 05:12 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Kinda different online though, never tried that. Good luck champ.
Edited by Saunterer (07/25/16 05:13 PM)
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Niffla



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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: Saunterer] 7
#23476153 - 07/25/16 05:15 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Do you like pancakes? How about IHOP on that ass.
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Mr. Magic


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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: Niffla] 6
#23476159 - 07/25/16 05:16 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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this kid in my school would use the shittiest pick up lines, like the ones that arent even meant to be serious and theyd work.
He walked up to a girl and was like "did it hurt", "did what hurt?","when you fell from heaven"
She giggled and blushed...then i saw them together later talking. Supposedly they hooked up. I was like 
I almost used the second one niffla then pussed out lol
If youre decent looking and go in with confidence you can use the shittiest of lines.
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trekie
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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: Niffla]
#23476169 - 07/25/16 05:19 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
Niffla said: Hey, girl. Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I feel a connection.

Might try this one. Tindering is fucking hard. So many matches but no luck.
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pineninja
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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: trekie] 1
#23476216 - 07/25/16 05:34 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Would you like to cum tonight? Worked on me and has also worked for me.
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Niffla



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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: pineninja] 3
#23476232 - 07/25/16 05:41 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Nice legs. What time do they open?
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sanchothestoner
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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: Niffla]
#23476320 - 07/25/16 06:06 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Niffla said: Nice legs. What time do they open?

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sanchothestoner
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one that worked for me once was "nice shoes, wanna fuck?"
-------------------- I fucking hate you... God damn, I love you... But we both know if we stick together, we'll just tear ourselves apart You are my sunshine, my only sunshine, you make me happy, when skies are grey You are my heroin, but there's an abscess... God damn, I miss the vein!
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Dr.Wongburger
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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: trekie]
#23476336 - 07/25/16 06:09 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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So your going to keep us up to date on what's going down right man?lol
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Starstepper
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Oldie but goody. It's worked in person but might not work on tinder though.
"I couldn't help but notice you look a lot like my next girlfriend."
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sanchothestoner
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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: Starstepper]
#23476407 - 07/25/16 06:25 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
Starstepper said: Oldie but goody. It's worked in person but might not work on tinder though.
"I couldn't help but notice you look a lot like my next girlfriend."
that's creepy as fuck online.
-------------------- I fucking hate you... God damn, I love you... But we both know if we stick together, we'll just tear ourselves apart You are my sunshine, my only sunshine, you make me happy, when skies are grey You are my heroin, but there's an abscess... God damn, I miss the vein!
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Kinko
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Laat time I asked a girl out I got slapped with sexual harasstment and lost my job l
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Starstepper
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Ya I ain't got fb or anything so I'm worthless on this thread.
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Kinko
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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: Kinko]
#23476437 - 07/25/16 06:33 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Shit got real quick
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Kinko
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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: Starstepper]
#23476442 - 07/25/16 06:34 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Starstepper said: Ya I ain't got fb or anything so I'm worthless on this thread. 
I dont have fb eaither doesnt stop me from.trying to fuck everygirl from.dating websites.
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Starstepper
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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: Saunterer] 1
#23476449 - 07/25/16 06:35 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
Saunterer said: I want to tongue jab your shit box?
I'm good at making up this kind of stuff if that helps.
"Those eyes! Can I tongue wash your dumper?"
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Starstepper
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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: Kinko]
#23476453 - 07/25/16 06:36 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
Kinko said:
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Starstepper said: Ya I ain't got fb or anything so I'm worthless on this thread. 
I dont have fb eaither doesnt stop me from.trying to fuck everygirl from.dating websites.
Oh I know you do a whole lotta trying. Don't you have to have fb to have tinder tho?
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