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OfflineSaunterer
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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: Niffla]
    #23476129 - 07/25/16 05:08 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

I want to tongue jab your shit box?


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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: Saunterer] * 11
    #23476135 - 07/25/16 05:10 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Hey, girl. Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I feel a connection.

:scumbagsteve:


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OfflineSaunterer
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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: Saunterer]
    #23476138 - 07/25/16 05:10 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Honestly though I prefer to be blunt. Start a conversation about what sex she enjoys, mention you like to lick clit. That sort of thing and/or whipping it out has worked for me a surprising number of times.


Edited by Saunterer (07/25/16 05:11 PM)


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OfflineSaunterer
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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: Saunterer]
    #23476149 - 07/25/16 05:12 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Kinda different online though, never tried that. Good luck champ.


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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: Saunterer] * 7
    #23476153 - 07/25/16 05:15 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Do you like pancakes? How about IHOP on that ass.

:smugjerry:


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OfflineMr. Magic
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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: Niffla] * 6
    #23476159 - 07/25/16 05:16 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

:canthelpbutlaugh: this kid in my school would use the shittiest pick up lines, like the ones that arent even meant to be serious and theyd work.

He walked up to a girl and was like "did it hurt", "did what hurt?","when you fell from heaven"

She giggled and blushed...then i saw them together later talking. Supposedly they hooked up. I was like :lolwut:

I almost used the second one niffla then pussed out lol

If youre decent looking and go in with confidence you can use the shittiest of lines.


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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: Niffla]
    #23476169 - 07/25/16 05:19 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Niffla said:
Hey, girl. Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I feel a connection.

:scumbagsteve:



Might try this one.  Tindering is fucking hard.  So many matches but  no luck.


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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: trekie] * 1
    #23476216 - 07/25/16 05:34 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Would you like to cum tonight? Worked on me and has also worked for me.


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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: pineninja] * 3
    #23476232 - 07/25/16 05:41 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Nice legs. What time do they open?

:bucktoothfattygangsta:


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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: Niffla]
    #23476320 - 07/25/16 06:06 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Niffla said:
Nice legs. What time do they open?

:bucktoothfattygangsta:



:canthelpbutlaugh:


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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: sanchothestoner] * 3
    #23476321 - 07/25/16 06:06 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

one that worked for me once was "nice shoes, wanna fuck?"


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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: trekie]
    #23476336 - 07/25/16 06:09 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

So your going to keep us up to date on what's going down right man?lol


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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: sanchothestoner] * 1
    #23476374 - 07/25/16 06:16 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Oldie but goody. It's worked in person but might not work on tinder though.

"I couldn't help but notice you look a lot like my next girlfriend."


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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: Starstepper]
    #23476407 - 07/25/16 06:25 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Starstepper said:
Oldie but goody. It's worked in person but might not work on tinder though.

"I couldn't help but notice you look a lot like my next girlfriend."




that's creepy as fuck online.


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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: sanchothestoner] * 6
    #23476433 - 07/25/16 06:32 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Laat time I asked a girl out I got slapped with sexual harasstment and lost my job l:pokerawe:


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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: sanchothestoner]
    #23476435 - 07/25/16 06:33 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Ya I ain't got fb or anything so I'm worthless on this thread. :fonz:


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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: Kinko]
    #23476437 - 07/25/16 06:33 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Shit got real quick


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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: Starstepper]
    #23476442 - 07/25/16 06:34 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Starstepper said:
Ya I ain't got fb or anything so I'm worthless on this thread. :fonz:



I dont have fb eaither doesnt stop me from.trying to fuck everygirl from.dating websites.


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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: Saunterer] * 1
    #23476449 - 07/25/16 06:35 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Saunterer said:
I want to tongue jab your shit box?




I'm good at making up this kind of stuff if that helps.

"Those eyes! Can I tongue wash your dumper?"


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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: Kinko]
    #23476453 - 07/25/16 06:36 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Kinko said:
Quote:

Starstepper said:
Ya I ain't got fb or anything so I'm worthless on this thread. :fonz:



I dont have fb eaither doesnt stop me from.trying to fuck everygirl from.dating websites.




Oh I know you do a whole lotta trying.
Don't you have to have fb to have tinder tho?


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