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trekie
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I need your pick up lines ! 1
#23475752 - 07/25/16 02:48 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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So I've decided on trying my hand at Tinder. I get matches but I fail horribly at the Ice breaker text.
What are some lines you've used and worked? The nerdier the better.
Help me shroomery I want to fuck the pain away
-------------------- I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
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plasma
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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: trekie]
#23475756 - 07/25/16 02:49 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Cool name, wanna fuck
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trekie
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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: plasma] 3
#23475763 - 07/25/16 02:51 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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I like my women like I like my coffee
full of cheap irish whiskey.
-------------------- I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
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sanchothestoner
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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: trekie]
#23475782 - 07/25/16 02:56 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
trekie said:

I like my women like I like my coffee
full of cheap irish whiskey.

"hey what's up, you seem pretty cool. could i grab yer number?" "ey so i really dig yer vibe, and i was wondering if you'd be down to kick it sometime and smoke a joint?
those are my go to pick up lines, and they work. especially the 2nd one
-------------------- I fucking hate you... God damn, I love you... But we both know if we stick together, we'll just tear ourselves apart You are my sunshine, my only sunshine, you make me happy, when skies are grey You are my heroin, but there's an abscess... God damn, I miss the vein!
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trekie
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Im going to try the second one girl is 22 so it should work
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Dr.Wongburger
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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: trekie]
#23475792 - 07/25/16 02:59 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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"Damn baby who ordered you on angel.com?"
Said that to a pretty blonde girl I worked with. Ended up hanging out and smoking weed among other fun fun fun things
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sanchothestoner
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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: trekie]
#23475797 - 07/25/16 03:00 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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do it. i've never been shot down with that one. it either ended up in very good friendships or good fucking.
-------------------- I fucking hate you... God damn, I love you... But we both know if we stick together, we'll just tear ourselves apart You are my sunshine, my only sunshine, you make me happy, when skies are grey You are my heroin, but there's an abscess... God damn, I miss the vein!
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LobsterSauce


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Wanna go halves on a baby?
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sanchothestoner
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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: LobsterSauce] 5
#23475812 - 07/25/16 03:05 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
LobsterSauce said: Wanna go halves on a baby and then abort it?
fixed
-------------------- I fucking hate you... God damn, I love you... But we both know if we stick together, we'll just tear ourselves apart You are my sunshine, my only sunshine, you make me happy, when skies are grey You are my heroin, but there's an abscess... God damn, I miss the vein!
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trekie
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Quote:
LobsterSauce said: Wanna go halves on a baby?

I want to try this one at the bar. Keep them coming I have more then one match so Ill let you know if any of them work
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Bodhi of Ankou
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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: trekie] 1
#23475830 - 07/25/16 03:10 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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I got a halfgame of fishscale bro, what u need?
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Shiithead
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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: trekie] 2
#23475832 - 07/25/16 03:11 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Nice ass it'd look better on my face.
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Ephesians 6:12 For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places. Psalm 12:6 The words of the Lord are pure words: as silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times. Hebrews 11:3 Through faith we understand that the worlds were framed by the word of God, so that things which are seen were not made of things which do appear. Revelation 3:11 Behold, I come quickly: hold that fast which thou hast, that no man take thy crown.
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Aedium
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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: Shiithead]
#23475846 - 07/25/16 03:22 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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if youre really good at doing sex try this one
"hi, im [insert name], and im really good at doing the sex. If you would like to have good sex done to you here is my info [insert info]
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The blind man sits in silence, while the deaf man reads.
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LobsterSauce


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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: Aedium]
#23475849 - 07/25/16 03:24 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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That would be a bold bravado move which would need to be backed up with more than just bluster.
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Aedium
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Indeed kind sir
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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: trekie]
#23475860 - 07/25/16 03:27 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice.
Use that and BAM, spread legs.
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trekie
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Girl doesnt smoke so failed there.
I enjoy long walks on the beach picking corn poetry and dry fucking cheerleaders
-------------------- I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
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Sanguin3
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Re: I need your pick up lines ! *DELETED* [Re: trekie] 1
#23476013 - 07/25/16 04:41 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: Sanguin3] 2
#23476048 - 07/25/16 04:50 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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"Bill Cosby aint got nothing on me!"
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Re: I need your pick up lines ! [Re: Bobabouy] 3
#23476060 - 07/25/16 04:53 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a foot long.
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HAIL OUR NEW OTD KING
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