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I just fumbled the fuck outta asking a girl out
    #23473515 - 07/24/16 08:26 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Most of the time I spend a little time coming up with something to say, some clever way of asking a woman out. But this time I found out like 3 hours before the end of my shift that it was this girl's last day that I kind of had a thing for. So I didn't prep at all and OMFG  :derail: .

I started out OK but then I just panicked! Like halfway into the first sentence I suddenly lost all confidence and it was downhill from there.

She seemed to at least be amused by it even if shes not interested lol



Anyone ever either totally fuckin own askin a girl out like a boss or fail spectacularly?


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Re: I just fumbled the fuck outta asking a girl out [Re: bloodsheen]
    #23473561 - 07/24/16 08:36 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

I've crashed and burned more times than I want to admit lol


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Re: I just fumbled the fuck outta asking a girl out [Re: bloodsheen]
    #23473567 - 07/24/16 08:37 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

recently, i owned it, but she was married


a woman i'm interested in, but i hesitated last time after a well-received complement, a blush, and a smile.  i hate asking women out while they're at work, though.  i feel it's in poor taste....my own hang up.




had one younger woman a few years back i asked out.  she said she didn't date strangers.  i said, "okay, let's get to know each other first!" then she flatly said, "no"





edit:  here's an odd one:

had a friend come out and help me with some work for a week or so.  she and i had been friends for a few years prior to this.  for a few months up to the point that i picked her up at the airport, we had been in communication almost daily, lots of flirting.  we both knew what was coming.  we kind of planned the week, work-wise, and a trip to town for dinner.  we're hanging out on the deck, getting geared up to go to work, and i grabbed her and kissed her hard.  she was into it, reciprocated.  i told her i really dug her and wanted more than our current friendship.  she said she had similar feelings but her life was scattered (living in CO, unfinalized plans of moving to WA).

anyways, we have a lot of fun for a couple days, no real sexual tension.  we work our asses off.  the 2nd or 3rd nite, we're watching a movie.  she grabs a shower, as she's not used to the dirty lifestyle that is the country.  i crashed while she was showering.  she wakes me up and we fuck for a couple hours, nice, passionate, somewhat rough at times.  she squirts a couple times.  we cuddled and talked for a while afterwards.  the next few days goes on, similarly.  i ask her again, as we're headed back to the airport for her flight, if she'd want to be involved and come live with me/grow with me.  she tells me "this week was amazing, but you're too fucking crazy for me, too intense, work too much."

so it goes
:facepalm:



thankfully we're still friends.  as much as i care about her, it's probably best we're not together


Edited by demiu5 (07/24/16 08:54 PM)


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Re: I just fumbled the fuck outta asking a girl out [Re: demiu5]
    #23473590 - 07/24/16 08:43 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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demiu5 said:


had one younger woman a few years back i asked out.  she said she didn't date strangers.  i said, "okay, let's get to know each other first!" then she flatly said, "no"


:facepalm:



Aw dude, thats brutal. At least she didn't waste your time


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Re: I just fumbled the fuck outta asking a girl out [Re: bloodsheen]
    #23473620 - 07/24/16 08:53 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

for sure.  see my edit for another goodie!



so what actually happened with you and the lady?  did you get it out well enough that she had a response?  if so, what was the response?


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Re: I just fumbled the fuck outta asking a girl out [Re: demiu5]
    #23473656 - 07/24/16 09:03 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

You know what though? Your edit was probably a really enlightening experience, even if painful. Interestingly I'm about to have a similar situation with a girl (coming into town briefly and we were friends for years) that I sort of have feelings for and I'm wondering how it'll turn out




Idk about the girl, I've been putting off asking her out because shes so hard to get a read on. I just gave her my phone number (if a girl I ask out is too much of a coward to send the first text I'm not interested anyway) so I suppose the moment of truth will be if she ever contacts me. She didn't have a look of fear or "Oh fuck no why is this happening" so I'll remain optimistic for the moment


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Re: I just fumbled the fuck outta asking a girl out [Re: bloodsheen]
    #23473676 - 07/24/16 09:05 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Did you get her number as well or did you just give her yours?


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Re: I just fumbled the fuck outta asking a girl out [Re: FruitOfLife]
    #23473686 - 07/24/16 09:11 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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Did you get her number as well or did you just give her yours?



Just gave her mine. I figure if shes interested I'll get a "Hi" at some point. For reasons I'd rather not discuss I try not to give off "creeper" vibes and saying something to the effect of "Could you text me so I have your number?" sounds pretty controlling/creepy to me. Its not like I never once said a word to her, we had a few conversations about random shit. But I've def never asked a girl out that I knew less about than her


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Re: I just fumbled the fuck outta asking a girl out [Re: bloodsheen] * 1
    #23473791 - 07/24/16 09:38 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

at least you had the balls to ask her out


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Re: I just fumbled the fuck outta asking a girl out [Re: Konyap]
    #23473913 - 07/24/16 10:20 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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at least you had the balls to ask her out





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Re: I just fumbled the fuck outta asking a girl out [Re: demiu5]
    #23473919 - 07/24/16 10:24 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

[mod edit: no]


Edited by koods (07/25/16 08:05 AM)


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Re: I just fumbled the fuck outta asking a girl out [Re: bloodsheen]
    #23474028 - 07/24/16 11:13 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Yeah, I was hanging with this really sexy latina lady, athletic, perfect tits and ass, beautiful.
We're talking and she has her hand running up my leg.

I get some really bad mud butt brewing in my stomach and have to dip out :lol:
She probably thought I was nervous and panicked, and I was too embarrassed / young to clarify things well

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Re: I just fumbled the fuck outta asking a girl out [Re: Repertoire89]
    #23493564 - 07/30/16 07:32 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Yeah, I was hanging with this really sexy latina lady, athletic, perfect tits and ass, beautiful.
We're talking and she has her hand running up my leg.

I get some really bad mud butt brewing in my stomach and have to dip out :lol:
She probably thought I was nervous and panicked, and I was too embarrassed / young to clarify things well

:shrug:




Bad mud butt brewing in your stomach and you had to dip out? 

Well anyway I was talking about eggplants to the cute checkout girl, not that I was going to ask her out.  She said people are weird and later I realized that likely meant I was weird for talking eggplants.  Nice ass on her but what good would dating a chick who didn't like eggplants or growing them be?


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Re: I just fumbled the fuck outta asking a girl out [Re: LunarEclipse]
    #23493712 - 07/30/16 08:24 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Bad mud butt brewing in your stomach and you had to dip out? 




Mud butt be the medical term for diarrhea.


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Re: I just fumbled the fuck outta asking a girl out [Re: Repertoire89]
    #23493733 - 07/30/16 08:37 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Quote:

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Bad mud butt brewing in your stomach and you had to dip out? 




Mud butt be the medical term for diarrhea.



I don't think that's the "medical" term  :lolsy:


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Re: I just fumbled the fuck outta asking a girl out [Re: FruitOfLife] * 1
    #23493794 - 07/30/16 08:55 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

it's str8 brotha we all fumble sometimes


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Re: I just fumbled the fuck outta asking a girl out [Re: Sheekle]
    #23494505 - 07/31/16 03:55 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Yesterday at work , this cute girl who tried to socialize with me when I first started (which was a month ago) but I always had my nose in the middle of William Gibson's Neuromancer, I would respond to her & smile but that's about it haha. Anyway the other day she was in the break room alone as I was leaving & decided fuck it! properly introduce yourself to this lady for once.. I did & then awkwardly turned around and left haha. Taking the positives I thought oh well that was a good opportunity to ask her out but ill shoot for it next time, took a peek at her schedule & shes off for 2 weeks vacation. So now i'm contemplating waiting two weeks or going into work Monday to pick up some food (She works cash) & slip her my phone number & let her know to shoot me a text if she wants to grab a beer or some sort of drink some time haha.


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Re: I just fumbled the fuck outta asking a girl out [Re: caman]
    #23494513 - 07/31/16 04:04 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Eh, I'd wait.

You lose impact having to approach twice imo  (now + after vacation)


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Re: I just fumbled the fuck outta asking a girl out [Re: Repertoire89]
    #23494528 - 07/31/16 04:18 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Eh, I'd wait.

You lose impact having to approach twice imo  (now + after vacation)



Girls lose interest rather quickly if you dont act fast enough....


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Re: I just fumbled the fuck outta asking a girl out [Re: Kinko]
    #23494535 - 07/31/16 04:26 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Yeah I feel you Kinko, infact I had already noticed of late she stopped smiling at me/saying hey & trying to spark conversations (which of course is my own fault for not really showing much interest.) As of right now I think I will go through with my plan on monday , hopefully I will not once again perform the insidious act of "the fumbling ".


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