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Re: Anyone with any experience fucking Jewish Bitches? [Re: starfire_xes]
    #23473463 - 07/24/16 08:15 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Schmuck is the piece of foreskin left over after a circumcision.


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Re: Anyone with any experience fucking Jewish Bitches? [Re: lowbrow]
    #23473475 - 07/24/16 08:18 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

You know, one thing I didn't know, Jewish Bitches wear shit on their head like Arab Bitches.  There are a lot of Jewish Bitches here that have those cloths around their head, hiding their hair.  that kind of surprised me.


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Re: Anyone with any experience fucking Jewish Bitches? [Re: starfire_xes]
    #23473487 - 07/24/16 08:22 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

An Arab chick once told me: Jews are Arabs in denial


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Re: Anyone with any experience fucking Jewish Bitches? [Re: Sophistic Radiance] * 1
    #23473493 - 07/24/16 08:23 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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An Arab chick once told me: Jews are Arabs in denial



:lolsy:


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Re: Anyone with any experience fucking Jewish Bitches? [Re: lowbrow]
    #23473520 - 07/24/16 08:27 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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lowbrow said:
Schmuck is the piece of foreskin left over after a circumcision.




ime girls love a non circumcisied dude


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Re: Anyone with any experience fucking Jewish Bitches? [Re: sanchothestoner]
    #23473525 - 07/24/16 08:29 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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lowbrow said:
Schmuck is the piece of foreskin left over after a circumcision.




ime girls love a non circumcisied dude




In my experience, girls love a guy who makes them feel emotionally like they are experiencing the most mind blowing orgasm they ever had. :wink:


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Re: Anyone with any experience fucking Jewish Bitches? [Re: starfire_xes] * 3
    #23473555 - 07/24/16 08:35 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Do you talk about women like this irl?  As "bitches" and "cunts"?


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Re: Anyone with any experience fucking Jewish Bitches? [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #23473616 - 07/24/16 08:52 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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Do you talk about women like this irl?  As "bitches" and "cunts"?





does it matter what I do?  I didn't know my life is so important to you. :wink:


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Re: Anyone with any experience fucking Jewish Bitches? [Re: Burke Dennings] * 1
    #23473626 - 07/24/16 08:54 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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Do you talk about women like this irl?  As "bitches" and "cunts"?




I know, like honestly I'd be so much more comfortable contributing to this discussion if the words "fucking" were changed to "made love to" and "bitches" to "women" and "cunts" to "ladies"

I mean, the best sex I've ever had was with a Jewish woman but I'm not really comfortable saying anything about it here because of the misogynistic tone which has been established


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Re: Anyone with any experience fucking Jewish Bitches? [Re: Burke Dennings] * 3
    #23473628 - 07/24/16 08:55 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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Do you talk about women like this irl?  As "bitches" and "cunts"?



I doubt he spends much time in the company of women


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Re: Anyone with any experience fucking Jewish Bitches? [Re: starfire_xes] * 3
    #23473630 - 07/24/16 08:56 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

I'm just curious.  Lately the difference (or lack thereof) between a user's online persona and real life traits has been a hot topic in the pub, and I was wondering if this is how you actually talk, or if it's just something that you reserve for the Internet.


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Re: Anyone with any experience fucking Jewish Bitches? [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #23473640 - 07/24/16 08:57 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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Sounds like she thinks you're both a putz and a shmuck.




Haha


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Re: Anyone with any experience fucking Jewish Bitches? [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
    #23473645 - 07/24/16 08:59 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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Burke Dennings said:
Do you talk about women like this irl?  As "bitches" and "cunts"?




I know, like honestly I'd be so much more comfortable contributing to this discussion if the words "fucking" were changed to "made love to" and "bitches" to "women" and "cunts" to "ladies"

I mean, the best sex I've ever had was with a Jewish woman but I'm not really comfortable saying anything about it here because of the misogynistic tone which has been established





Think hard.  Do you REALLY think I talk like this in real life?  This is a fucking forum.  Get real. 

To associate internet behavior with real world behavior has got to be the most assinine, naive, and totally clueless thought anyone could have.

Well, unless of course they were just trying to create tension with the poster. :wink:


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Re: Anyone with any experience fucking Jewish Bitches? [Re: starfire_xes]
    #23473658 - 07/24/16 09:03 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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You know, one thing I didn't know, Jewish Bitches wear shit on their head like Arab Bitches.  There are a lot of Jewish Bitches here that have those cloths around their head, hiding their hair.  that kind of surprised me.




That's the practice of tzniut (modesty).  Are you around some Orthodox women or something?  That's really an Orthodox practice.


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Re: Anyone with any experience fucking Jewish Bitches? [Re: starfire_xes]
    #23473659 - 07/24/16 09:03 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Honestly, I would really like to use this thread as an opportunity to get into detail about the best sex I've ever had (which happened to be with a Jewish woman) but I fear it would reflect poorly on me to to be like "yeah bro, I fucked this hot Jewish bitch from OKC once"

She was not a bitch. She was a very sweet and voluptuous young woman with an abundance of sexual energy who took exceedingly good care of me both in and out of bed. :nono:


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Re: Anyone with any experience fucking Jewish Bitches? [Re: koods] * 1
    #23473667 - 07/24/16 09:04 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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I know, like honestly I'd be so much more comfortable contributing to this discussion if the words "fucking" were changed to "made love to" and "bitches" to "women" and "cunts" to "ladies"

I mean, the best sex I've ever had was with a Jewish woman but I'm not really comfortable saying anything about it here because of the misogynistic tone which has been established




Yeah, for real.  I could never reference women like this, even in the "safety" of the Internet.  It's just crude and ignorant.  I remember when I was 12, Dr. Dre's seminal record 'The Chronic' was released, and I was shocked to hear about how women were just bitches and hoes.  For a short, confused while, I thought that was how all "cool" grown men spoke, because I never heard my dad say anything like that, and at 12, my dad seemed like the epitome of uncool, and Dre and Snoop were "cool" personified.  But it didn't take me long to realize that it's just assholes who talk/think/act like that.  I don't have much respect for guys who carry on similarly.  I think they do it to project masculinity, but it really just comes off as insecure and/or juvenile.


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I doubt he spends much time in the company of women




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Re: Anyone with any experience fucking Jewish Bitches? [Re: starfire_xes]
    #23473668 - 07/24/16 09:04 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

I was banging one for a little while up until pretty recently.  If my experience is indicative of most jewish chicks, they are the biggest whores on the planet earth.  I honestly don't think I will ever meet a bigger slut than this chick, which I didn't know until after we had already been hooking up.  I lost interest after finding this out, although I did fuck her a few more times.  But yeah, she's like legit fucked up in the head and a massive slut so personally my jewish girl experience was not one I would wish upon others.


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Re: Anyone with any experience fucking Jewish Bitches? [Re: Shpongle1] * 1
    #23473684 - 07/24/16 09:10 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Maybe it's just me but women can be really big bitches sometimes, and guys can be really big assholes.

bitches and assholes


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Re: Anyone with any experience fucking Jewish Bitches? [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #23473688 - 07/24/16 09:11 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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Burke Dennings said:
I'm just curious.  Lately the difference (or lack thereof) between a user's online persona and real life traits has been a hot topic in the pub, and I was wondering if this is how you actually talk, or if it's just something that you reserve for the Internet.





Get real.  In fact, I am probably one of the most conservative speaking and 'soft' spoken people you would ever talk with in real.  Of course I don't call women bitches and cunts.  I don't even say that to my friends.  You need to separate the online BS from the real.  There is no connection.

On the other hand, attacking someone for their online persona comes across as arrogant and strikes me as someone having an inferiority complex because they sense a behavior that they themselves are guilty of.

Psychologists will tell you that when someone pisses you off, it is usually because they reflect something about yourself.


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Re: Anyone with any experience fucking Jewish Bitches? [Re: starfire_xes] * 1
    #23473698 - 07/24/16 09:14 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

If you need some tips on pick up lines, here you go...

http://porn4jews.com


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