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Anyone with any experience fucking Jewish Bitches? * 3
    #23472999 - 07/24/16 05:53 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

this place is riddled with them.  They all have OCD, and act like their shit don't stink.  In spite of that, there are a lot of hot ones that see pretty fuckable . 

One of them is a bartender, like 30 years old, she is pretty hot, she asked me if anyone every called me a 'putz' and a 'schmuck' in the same sentence.  Whatever the fuck that means.  But she is acting like she needs the one-eyed grass snake pretty badly.

Experiences?


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Re: Anyone with any experience fucking Jewish Bitches? [Re: starfire_xes] * 8
    #23473004 - 07/24/16 05:54 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Sounds like she thinks you're both a putz and a shmuck.


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Re: Anyone with any experience fucking Jewish Bitches? [Re: starfire_xes]
    #23473009 - 07/24/16 05:56 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

I went out with an Eastern European Jewish woman for a while, years back... she was honestly incredible, the relationship was not serious but I cried when she moved on from me, I still miss her sometimes. She was amazing.


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Re: Anyone with any experience fucking Jewish Bitches? [Re: Burke Dennings] * 2
    #23473014 - 07/24/16 05:58 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

He's certainly not a mensch


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Re: Anyone with any experience fucking Jewish Bitches? [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #23473016 - 07/24/16 05:58 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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Burke Dennings said:
Sounds like she thinks you're both a putz and a shmuck.





This bartender is Russian.


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Re: Anyone with any experience fucking Jewish Bitches? [Re: koods]
    #23473019 - 07/24/16 05:59 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Yiddish is such a wonderfully expressive language


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Re: Anyone with any experience fucking Jewish Bitches? [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #23473026 - 07/24/16 06:01 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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Burke Dennings said:
Sounds like she thinks you're both a putz and a shmuck.




Putz is probably much more accurate. :lolsy:


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Re: Anyone with any experience fucking Jewish Bitches? [Re: starfire_xes]
    #23473033 - 07/24/16 06:02 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

you've already lost


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Re: Anyone with any experience fucking Jewish Bitches? [Re: koods]
    #23473037 - 07/24/16 06:04 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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koods said:
He's certainly not a mensch




Well Koods, you probably have a shtekl.


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Re: Anyone with any experience fucking Jewish Bitches? [Re: starfire_xes]
    #23473041 - 07/24/16 06:05 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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starfire_xes said:
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koods said:
He's certainly not a mensch




Well Koods, you probably have a shtekl.



:canthelpbutlaugh:


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Re: Anyone with any experience fucking Jewish Bitches? [Re: starfire_xes]
    #23473042 - 07/24/16 06:05 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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starfire_xes said:
Quote:

Burke Dennings said:
Sounds like she thinks you're both a putz and a shmuck.




Putz is probably much more accurate. :lolsy:




Google is telling me that both of these words mean "penis".

So which is it, starfire-- are you a dick or a prick?


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Re: Anyone with any experience fucking Jewish Bitches? [Re: starfire_xes] * 2
    #23473050 - 07/24/16 06:07 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Koods isnt even a jew, I've seen his foreskin. Poser.


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Re: Anyone with any experience fucking Jewish Bitches? [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
    #23473053 - 07/24/16 06:08 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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Sophistic Radiance said:
Quote:

starfire_xes said:
Quote:

Burke Dennings said:
Sounds like she thinks you're both a putz and a shmuck.




Putz is probably much more accurate. :lolsy:




Google is telling me that both of these words mean "penis".

So which is it, starfire-- are you a dick or a prick?




I'm definitely not a putz.


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Re: Anyone with any experience fucking Jewish Bitches? [Re: starfire_xes]
    #23473065 - 07/24/16 06:10 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

I'm finessin one as we speak. I think she might be a virgin though :crazy2:


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oh ive cried on drugs

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Tragic.  I told the cop not to do it but he didn't listen.


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Re: Anyone with any experience fucking Jewish Bitches? [Re: hex_enduction]
    #23473069 - 07/24/16 06:11 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

dshsb, hex.


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Re: Anyone with any experience fucking Jewish Bitches? [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
    #23473076 - 07/24/16 06:13 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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Bodhi of Ankou said:
Koods isnt even a jew, I've seen his foreskin. Poser.




Where? I haven't seen my foreskin since I was a baby.


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Re: Anyone with any experience fucking Jewish Bitches? [Re: sanchothestoner]
    #23473078 - 07/24/16 06:14 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

that's the plan, sanch :naughty:


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oh ive cried on drugs

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Tragic.  I told the cop not to do it but he didn't listen.


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Re: Anyone with any experience fucking Jewish Bitches? [Re: hex_enduction] * 1
    #23473106 - 07/24/16 06:23 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

i hope you stick it to that jewish cunt real well.


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You are my heroin, but there's an abscess... God damn, I miss the vein!


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Re: Anyone with any experience fucking Jewish Bitches? [Re: sanchothestoner]
    #23473113 - 07/24/16 06:25 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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sanchothestoner said:
i hope you stick it to that jewish cunt real well.




You aren't talking about Koods are you?  :confused:


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Re: Anyone with any experience fucking Jewish Bitches? [Re: starfire_xes] * 1
    #23473143 - 07/24/16 06:32 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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starfire_xes said:
Quote:

sanchothestoner said:
i hope you stick it to that jewish cunt real well.




You aren't talking about Koods are you?  :confused:




if thatst the jew cunt you want, then sure.


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I fucking hate you... God damn, I love you...
But we both know if we stick together, we'll just tear ourselves apart
You are my sunshine, my only sunshine, you make me happy, when skies are grey
You are my heroin, but there's an abscess... God damn, I miss the vein!


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