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Somebody stole my porn collection
#23471847 - 07/24/16 10:07 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Lmost a gigabyte!
It was on a usb stick, I was in university writing homework and I went to get some lunch,unfortunately I left my USB stick plugged into the computer I come back it's gone.
I went to lost and found round university offices but nobody submitted It
I lost all my porn as well as assignment work of 3000 words
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Re: Somebody stole my porn collection [Re: desant] 4
#23471859 - 07/24/16 10:11 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Why would you carry a gigabyte of porn around with you on a USB drive?
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Re: Somebody stole my porn collection [Re: desant]
#23471861 - 07/24/16 10:12 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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that sucks dude.
i have a collection of losts usbs
i wonder if there's any goodies on em
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Re: Somebody stole my porn collection [Re: desant] 1
#23471864 - 07/24/16 10:13 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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People actually download porn?
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Re: Somebody stole my porn collection [Re: OhMrJohnson]
#23471865 - 07/24/16 10:13 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
OhMrJohnson said: Why would you carry a gigabyte of porn around with you on a USB drive?

Because I only get one stick for all my shit?
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Re: Somebody stole my porn collection [Re: desant] 4
#23471867 - 07/24/16 10:14 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
desant said: Lmost a gigabyte!
It was on a usb stick, I was in university writing homework and I went to get some lunch,unfortunately I left my USB stick plugged into the computer I come back it's gone.
I went to lost and found round university offices but nobody submitted It
I lost all my porn as well as assignment work of 3000 words
Sorry bro you were the only one who had brazillian midget fart foot-in-peehole porn
Ill return it soon i promise
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Quote:
XLCaps said: People actually download porn?
How else u supposed to get it ?
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Re: Somebody stole my porn collection [Re: desant] 1
#23471872 - 07/24/16 10:16 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
desant said:
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XLCaps said: People actually download porn?
How else u supposed to get it ?
Xvideos
Newb
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Re: Somebody stole my porn collection [Re: desant] 2
#23471873 - 07/24/16 10:16 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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tube sites.
i used to download it too though, it's good for when the internet goes out.
i quit porn though.
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Re: Somebody stole my porn collection [Re: Apostle]
#23471879 - 07/24/16 10:19 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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This happened few years ago
What's "tube" sites and what's X videos?
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Re: Somebody stole my porn collection [Re: desant]
#23471883 - 07/24/16 10:21 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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xvideos(dot) com is a site for porn
sites that show porn are sometimes called "tube" sites. like redtube or pornhub or the forementioned xvids
i assume the name has its origins in the Youtube name.
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Re: Somebody stole my porn collection [Re: desant]
#23471886 - 07/24/16 10:21 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
desant said: This happened few years ago
What's "tube" sites and what's X videos?
Youporn.com
Xvideos.com
Xvideos is what i used to watch (i quit porn as well) because it doesnt give you viruses
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Re: Somebody stole my porn collection [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
#23471892 - 07/24/16 10:26 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Im doing this little challenge where im trying to supress my sexual thoughts.
Im down to jacking off once a week at most
I feel like giving up something as vital as sexuality, will only bring me positivity. Gotta make sacrifices if you want something specific
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Re: Somebody stole my porn collection [Re: Apostle]
#23471897 - 07/24/16 10:28 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Reminds me of when I was a kid and had a usb stick for porn.
My mom surley found it, not sure if she ever looked in it, but it was dirty for sure.
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Re: Somebody stole my porn collection [Re: goop]
#23471904 - 07/24/16 10:31 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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guys, guys, guys... 
it's all about pornhub
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Re: Somebody stole my porn collection [Re: goop]
#23471906 - 07/24/16 10:31 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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tube sites suck
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Re: Somebody stole my porn collection [Re: goop]
#23471912 - 07/24/16 10:33 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Im still stroking my dick like a pilgrim with my hustler mags... haha JK the pages always get stuck together hahahaha. I used to stream my porn as well, tho Im not too into watching porn. I like to catch tail, but that doesnt happen very often for me hahaha :/
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Re: Somebody stole my porn collection [Re: Kush_Zombie]
#23471916 - 07/24/16 10:34 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
Kush_Zombie said: guys, guys, guys... 
it's all about pornhub
Fuck pornhub
Viruses up the ass with that site
im tellin ya..
Xvideos and click the "pornstar" section
You wont be disappointed.
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Re: Somebody stole my porn collection [Re: Cosmic_Flame]
#23471917 - 07/24/16 10:34 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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I havent watched porn In almost a year now haha but honestly the best site I used was 4tube.com
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Re: Somebody stole my porn collection [Re: SonicTitan]
#23471920 - 07/24/16 10:35 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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i really want to fuck
phoenix marie
REmy lacroix
and
Gianna micheals
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Re: Somebody stole my porn collection [Re: Apostle]
#23471944 - 07/24/16 10:47 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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If I ever do look at porn it's always on my phone. I don't trust any sites like that with a computer. Fuck my phone.
and tbh, I'm a fan of just typing whatever I want into google videos and then browsing through the different results from different websites. Talk about variety.
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Re: Somebody stole my porn collection [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
#23471949 - 07/24/16 10:50 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
Bill_Oreilly said: Im doing this little challenge where im trying to supress my sexual thoughts.
Im down to jacking off once a week at most
I feel like giving up something as vital as sexuality, will only bring me positivity. Gotta make sacrifices if you want something specific
I been working on the same shit since my long MXE trip last Saturday. Slippin up these past few days though 
Fuck porn, though. Shits bad for ya
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Re: Somebody stole my porn collection [Re: Kush_Zombie]
#23471954 - 07/24/16 10:51 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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my computer has slowly built up an immunity to viruses over the years.
i don't use it for anything but internet anyway.
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Re: Somebody stole my porn collection [Re: hex_enduction]
#23471960 - 07/24/16 10:54 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
hex_enduction said:
Fuck porn, though. Shits bad for ya
i honestly don't believe this. at least not beyond the fact that it's an addicting dopamine releasing activity.
they say it skews perception of sex and fucks with your expectations.
but I've found that reality has met my expectations and girls are indeed down for alot of the same stuff i've seen in pron.
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Re: Somebody stole my porn collection [Re: hex_enduction]
#23471983 - 07/24/16 11:07 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
hex_enduction said:
Fuck porn, though. Shits bad for ya
Ye this is false.
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Re: Somebody stole my porn collection [Re: goop]
#23471989 - 07/24/16 11:10 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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i was seeing a job coach and gave him my flashdrive with 100's of twerk vids and porn
i forgot they were on there
his facial expression made sense later when i saw the files
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Re: Somebody stole my porn collection [Re: desant]
#23471990 - 07/24/16 11:10 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Shit. That's a bad loss for homework. Yikes. If you are smart enough to type and store three thousand words, then you should be able to write them again. Stay tough. Re-write and make several backup devices. At least 2, if not 3.
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Re: Somebody stole my porn collection [Re: XUL]
#23472017 - 07/24/16 11:22 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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I KNOW I can write 3000 words again but it's a real pain in the ass to do it ALL over again
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Re: Somebody stole my porn collection [Re: goop]
#23472022 - 07/24/16 11:24 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Lemme correct myself. It's bad for ME. Can't speak for y'all's experiences, but porn is an addictive waste of time in my experience. My libido is definitely decreased when I'm watching porn all the time, and I just experience more confidence with women and enjoy sex more when I'm not watching porn every day. If this ain't the case for you then fuck it, but you can't tell me my own experiences are false
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Re: Somebody stole my porn collection [Re: desant]
#23472045 - 07/24/16 11:32 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Fuck it, you can probably afford some bad grades, I remember losing big essays in college and just saying fuck it, I can afford an F on this assignment.
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Re: Somebody stole my porn collection [Re: hex_enduction]
#23472071 - 07/24/16 11:39 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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hex_enduction said: Lemme correct myself. It's bad for ME. Can't speak for y'all's experiences, but porn is an addictive waste of time in my experience. My libido is definitely decreased when I'm watching porn all the time, and I just experience more confidence with women and enjoy sex more when I'm not watching porn every day. If this ain't the case for you then fuck it, but you can't tell me my own experiences are false 
I hear ha
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Re: Somebody stole my porn collection [Re: goop]
#23472077 - 07/24/16 11:41 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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goop said: Fuck it, you can probably afford some bad grades, I remember losing big essays in college and just saying fuck it, I can afford an F on this assignment.
Ahhhh the good old days... That time when we couldn't come up with assignment on time we used to copy and paste a lot of shit from the Internet...... I remember getting 60% on one assignment
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Re: Somebody stole my porn collection [Re: hex_enduction]
#23472079 - 07/24/16 11:41 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Life is an addicting waste of time.
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Re: Somebody stole my porn collection [Re: hex_enduction]
#23472162 - 07/24/16 12:05 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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hex_enduction said: Lemme correct myself. It's bad for ME. Can't speak for y'all's experiences, but porn is an addictive waste of time in my experience. My libido is definitely decreased when I'm watching porn all the time, and I just experience more confidence with women and enjoy sex more when I'm not watching porn every day. If this ain't the case for you then fuck it, but you can't tell me my own experiences are false 
-------------------- Something there is mysteriously formed, Existing before Heaven and Earth, Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging, All-pervading, unfailing, I do not know its name; I call it tao. If forced to give it a name, I call it Great (ta). Being great, it flows out; Flowing out means far-reaching; Being far-reaching, it is said to return. It's just a shot away..
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Re: Somebody stole my porn collection [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
#23472166 - 07/24/16 12:06 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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I also find i have more energy and helps me appreciate beautiful woman and it even has made me respect them more. Even though i already respected them as much as anyone before
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Re: Somebody stole my porn collection [Re: desant]
#23472207 - 07/24/16 12:20 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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OP has been scanning his National Geographics.
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Re: Somebody stole my porn collection [Re: desant]
#23472365 - 07/24/16 01:28 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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no one stole it; you left/lost it
quit blaming others and take responsibility for YOUR actions
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Re: Somebody stole my porn collection [Re: demiu5]
#23472374 - 07/24/16 01:32 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Hey it was still plugged into the computer and when I got back there 30 mins later it was gone
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Re: Somebody stole my porn collection [Re: desant]
#23472382 - 07/24/16 01:35 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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i really cant believe you didnt buy a separate thumb drive man.
thats pretty irresponsible.. carrying around loads of porn on schools computers.
so when you hit up amazon for a new one, buy two.
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Re: Somebody stole my porn collection [Re: desant]
#23472383 - 07/24/16 01:35 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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desant said: Hey it was still plugged into the computer and when I got back there 30 mins later it was gone 
exactly
you left it, in a public place nonetheless. that's not theft.
while i personally wouldn't have taken it, you really can't be surprised or upset about it
most people don't live by the 'not yours' rule of ownership
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Re: Somebody stole my porn collection [Re: demiu5]
#23472736 - 07/24/16 04:08 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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it may be in a teachers lounge somewwhere ask around
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Re: Somebody stole my porn collection [Re: Konyap]
#23472801 - 07/24/16 04:33 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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That hot chick that sits next to you in lab probably found it, no biggie
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Re: Somebody stole my porn collection [Re: desant]
#23473499 - 07/24/16 08:23 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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This whole thing stinks to high heaven.
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