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OfflineLuSiD enthusiast
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Re: How do i talk to girls? [Re: Apostle]
    #23470196 - 07/23/16 06:29 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Apostle said:
yea we covered that



Damn. I'll have to remember to read all 5 pages of a thread next time before i post anything.


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I'm addicted to coke, weed, booze, ludes and speed.
Not LSD, you can't get addicted to LSD, it was built by scientists.

I ain't got no demons that gonna get woke.


In erowid we trust.

Just take your damn pills and don't ask any questions, you'll be fine.

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Re: How do i talk to girls? [Re: LuSiD enthusiast] * 1
    #23470211 - 07/23/16 06:33 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

OP, have you tried the DENNIS system?


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Re: How do i talk to girls? [Re: koods]
    #23470214 - 07/23/16 06:35 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Man, two pages back. Im always just a minute to late for the party.:sad:


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I'm addicted to coke, weed, booze, ludes and speed.
Not LSD, you can't get addicted to LSD, it was built by scientists.

I ain't got no demons that gonna get woke.


In erowid we trust.

Just take your damn pills and don't ask any questions, you'll be fine.

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Re: How do i talk to girls? [Re: Patlal]
    #23470233 - 07/23/16 06:43 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Patlal said:
The best way to get a girlfriend is to play the numbers game. When on a date, do whatever you feel like and eventually you'll fall on someone that will think you're cool.

You can also do it the old fashion way. Bash her on the head with a club, grab her by the hair and drag her to your cave.




Solid post, different flavors for different occasions

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Invisiblelarry.fisherman
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Re: How do i talk to girls? [Re: Repertoire89]
    #23470246 - 07/23/16 06:47 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

For me the easiest way to get girls has been to just make friends with them then ask them out when and if I decide I'm in to them, and if I think they're in to me. It's not hard really, I just don't be a weiner and listen to what they have to say. It's really quite wild.

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Re: How do i talk to girls? [Re: Apostle]
    #23470247 - 07/23/16 06:48 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Just talk to them

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Re: How do i talk to girls? [Re: larry.fisherman] * 5
    #23470249 - 07/23/16 06:48 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

XLCaps said:
It's not hard really,  .




Quote:

listen to what they have to say.




which one is it?

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Invisiblelarry.fisherman
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Re: How do i talk to girls? [Re: Apostle]
    #23470256 - 07/23/16 06:50 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

:lolsy:

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Re: How do i talk to girls? [Re: Ezuma]
    #23470261 - 07/23/16 06:51 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Ezuma said:
Just talk to them




oh it helps if you pretend like they're actual people while you're reeling them in. Once that's done with, the facade can come down

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Re: How do i talk to girls? [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #23470274 - 07/23/16 06:53 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

XLCaps said:
For me the easiest way to get girls has been to just make friends with them then ask them out when and if I decide I'm in to them, and if I think they're in to me. It's not hard really, I just don't be a weiner and listen to what they have to say. It's really quite wild.



Idk why but the way i read that was you told him not to listen to them, like a weiner would.:rofl:


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I'm addicted to coke, weed, booze, ludes and speed.
Not LSD, you can't get addicted to LSD, it was built by scientists.

I ain't got no demons that gonna get woke.


In erowid we trust.

Just take your damn pills and don't ask any questions, you'll be fine.

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Invisiblelarry.fisherman
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Re: How do i talk to girls? [Re: Ezuma]
    #23470276 - 07/23/16 06:54 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

The best thing you can do is just constantly think about their vagina and what you want to do with it. Then once you start getting erect, put your hands on your hips and thrust it forward, nonchalantly presenting your cock. Works every time. Walmart greeters get their dick sucked that way all the time.

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Re: How do i talk to girls? [Re: Ezuma]
    #23470278 - 07/23/16 06:54 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Be sure to mark your territory by spraying every corner

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Invisiblelarry.fisherman
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Re: How do i talk to girls? [Re: LuSiD enthusiast]
    #23470280 - 07/23/16 06:55 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

LuSiD enthusiast said:
Quote:

XLCaps said:
For me the easiest way to get girls has been to just make friends with them then ask them out when and if I decide I'm in to them, and if I think they're in to me. It's not hard really, I just don't be a weiner and listen to what they have to say. It's really quite wild.



Idk why but the way i read that was you told him not to listen to them, like a weiner would.:rofl:



Hahaha that's hilarious. I think it works both ways. :lol:

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Re: How do i talk to girls? [Re: Apostle] * 1
    #23470376 - 07/23/16 07:35 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Apostle said:
yea we covered that




Yeah but kicking the junk tho..


Edit: Try the DENNIS system maybe?

Edited by Adden (07/23/16 07:35 PM)

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Re: How do i talk to girls? [Re: Apostle]
    #23470384 - 07/23/16 07:37 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Apostle said:
I want to have a girlfriend.




Treat them the way their suppose to be treated, with no respect. Treat them like shit.


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I've been numb for so long that I forgot how to feel
So I don't care if it will break my heart,
Just fuck me till I disappear




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Re: How do i talk to girls? [Re: Adden]
    #23470386 - 07/23/16 07:38 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

I did already.

not even on purpose.

it just kinda happened.

i had it in my mind to continue using heroin because i love heroin but seeing as i quit it...

i suppose i can just continue not doing it.

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Re: How do i talk to girls? [Re: Apostle]
    #23470398 - 07/23/16 07:42 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Idk how to talk to females well I do until I bust then I'm no fun to be around. I just get fucked up and make a fool of myself and everyone finds it charming somehow. I guess t could be the way I hold myself

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Re: How do i talk to girls? [Re: Dribble]
    #23470401 - 07/23/16 07:42 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

yea, that's probably it.

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Re: How do i talk to girls? [Re: Dribble]
    #23470408 - 07/23/16 07:44 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Dribble said:
Idk how to talk to females well I do until I bust then I'm no fun to be around. I just get fucked up and make a fool of myself and everyone finds it charming somehow. I guess t could be the way I hold myself




go outside

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Re: How do i talk to girls? [Re: Apostle]
    #23470410 - 07/23/16 07:47 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

I've r as your posts you have a good head on your shoulders. Skip he hermit mode and go get yours an enjoy it. Quit wasting your own time.

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