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The waiting game...
    #23469956 - 07/23/16 04:56 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

So recently I saw some rustling in the bushes and upon further investigation, it was a huge rat! This beast is chasing the anoles on the fence like a staight predator. I now know it is around when all the lizards run in a certain direction, It's very entertaining. I just got back from Home Depot with a trap and my impatience is killing me!!! Rats are primarily nocturnal so hopefully tonight it makes its last mistake... I used peanut butter but does anyone suggest an alternative?


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Re: The waiting game... [Re: Alexthegreat]
    #23469968 - 07/23/16 05:00 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Are you sure it was a ratata and not a pikachu?


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Re: The waiting game... [Re: plasma]
    #23469978 - 07/23/16 05:03 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Upon further reflection, it may damn well be a pikachu. Unfortunately for him, it ain't peanut butter in a poke ball that's for sure.


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Re: The waiting game... [Re: Alexthegreat]
    #23469996 - 07/23/16 05:09 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Based on his predisposition towards predation I'd say meat would be a good bait. Chicken probably would work best, being white meat like reptiles.

Spellcheck is telling me predation is spelled wrong. WTF mate?


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Re: The waiting game... [Re: MykoMykoAnay]
    #23470002 - 07/23/16 05:11 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Chuck a pokeball at it. Might need to use a master ball if it remains elusive


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Re: The waiting game... [Re: MykoMykoAnay]
    #23470009 - 07/23/16 05:13 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Well, it is incorrect and you are correct. If I don't get this nuisance in the next couple of days I may have to sacrifice a lizard or try some chicken. I like the chicken idea.


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Re: The waiting game... [Re: Alexthegreat]
    #23470037 - 07/23/16 05:24 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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Alexthegreat said:
So recently I saw some rustling in the bushes and upon further investigation, it was a huge rat! This beast is chasing the anoles on the fence like a staight predator. I now know it is around when all the lizards run in a certain direction, It's very entertaining. I just got back from Home Depot with a trap and my impatience is killing me!!! Rats are primarily nocturnal so hopefully tonight it makes its last mistake... I used peanut butter but does anyone suggest an alternative?





Peanut butter works the best


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It's just a shot away..


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Re: The waiting game... [Re: Alexthegreat]
    #23470050 - 07/23/16 05:28 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

What's the end goal in killing it here? You're using a trap, so it's not for sport. I don't think you're eating it (are you? :lol:). Is it because he's munching on lizards?

Just trap it and give it to a cat or something.


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Re: The waiting game... [Re: PatrickKn]
    #23470115 - 07/23/16 05:53 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

I've eaten a lot of different animals but rat ain't one of them. I'm not fond of the rodent because I have a dog in the backyard that can get sick from feces or attacked if she catches it. She is a very enthusiastic husky mix who already brings me dead birds. She's so nice haha.


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Re: The waiting game... [Re: Alexthegreat]
    #23470140 - 07/23/16 06:07 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

My dog and cats like to leave dead birds under my porch where I can't get them without taking apart the deck. It's real nice when the back door is open and we get a little breeze.


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Re: The waiting game... [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #23470189 - 07/23/16 06:27 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Seriously, I just read that out loud to my girlfriend and we both started cracking up. I feel for you man. That shit is hilarious though.


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Re: The waiting game... [Re: Alexthegreat]
    #23470681 - 07/23/16 09:28 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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So recently I saw some rustling in the bushes and upon further investigation, it was a huge rat!






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Re: The waiting game... [Re: Alexthegreat]
    #23492398 - 07/30/16 11:59 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I still haven't caught that bastard. The ants keep eating the peanut butter!


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Re: The waiting game... [Re: Alexthegreat]
    #23492520 - 07/30/16 12:52 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I think it's time to just burn the house down and start again.


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Re: The waiting game... [Re: Enjoywho]
    #23492924 - 07/30/16 03:48 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

If only ot were that simple... I'm going to get this rat even if I have to camp out on the roof with a pellet gun.


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Re: The waiting game... [Re: Alexthegreat]
    #23493065 - 07/30/16 04:50 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Buy a scorpion

they're well known for hunting rats


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Re: The waiting game... [Re: Alexthegreat]
    #23493071 - 07/30/16 04:52 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

if fruit flies were your problem I'd have the perfect solution! - Apple Cider Vinegar

You put some in a glass, and then put saran wrap around it and poke holes in it

:voila:


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Re: The waiting game... [Re: shadyy]
    #23493636 - 07/30/16 07:59 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Thank you for your feedback hahaha. Very random.


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Re: The waiting game... [Re: Alexthegreat]
    #23493653 - 07/30/16 08:03 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I think I'm going to buy a cat bowl and put some cat food in it in my neighbors backyard if I get desperate.


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Re: The waiting game... [Re: Alexthegreat]
    #23493688 - 07/30/16 08:14 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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I used peanut butter but does anyone suggest an alternative?



Shoot the fucker.


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