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OfflineAnahata


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Raccoons love red lazers.
    #23468051 - 07/23/16 12:22 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

:raccoon:
Just got done messing with one, first laser I tried was green and he maybe looked at it. Then I got the red out and he went all precious, climbing up and then down the poles, and chasing it far out to the next yard. It was fun. I can't wait to get a family of them guys going.

Any other animal tricks you guys know of?


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Re: Raccoons love red lazers. [Re: Anahata]
    #23468069 - 07/23/16 12:31 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Be careful, those things are smart and vicious.

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Re: Raccoons love red lazers. [Re: Anahata] * 3
    #23468174 - 07/23/16 01:28 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Is that cat food with a bbq sauce container on the side?

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Re: Raccoons love red lazers. [Re: SuperFly] * 2
    #23468240 - 07/23/16 02:12 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

They're called Trash Pandas. "Raccoon" is derogatory and very disrespectful.


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Re: Raccoons love red lazers. [Re: Anahata]
    #23468338 - 07/23/16 05:34 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Doesn't seem too smart to chase the laser scope.


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Re: Raccoons love red lazers. [Re: Sun King]
    #23468408 - 07/23/16 06:45 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Coon critters :awesome:


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Re: Raccoons love red lazers. [Re: twighead]
    #23468412 - 07/23/16 06:48 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

If you don't like raccoons after watching this youtube video, I don't think you're morally sound enough to run for congress



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OfflineAnahata


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Re: Raccoons love red lazers. [Re: twighead]
    #23468752 - 07/23/16 09:53 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

I not only like raccoons but I'm also going to get Mexico to pay for them.

-yeah, cat food and he found an arbys Maranara sause.

-the past 3 nights one or many have been ruNing back and forth on my roof from around midnight to 3 causing a shit ton of noise, they try to eat the rocks on my porch and the dirt in my plant pots??? One little Baxter even unhooked my windchimes.

Even when I don't leave food out for the cat coons will make ruckus. I only fed him last night for the light experiment.

In all seriousness I need to find a way to keep them from coming back and doing any real damage to my home.


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Re: Raccoons love red lazers. [Re: Anahata]
    #23469478 - 07/23/16 02:25 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

They can be trouble there's no doubt about that...!

So intelligent and strong emotions though.... I'll never forget one time when I was walking in my back yard and heard this slight metallic jingle... and kept following it.... and what I found, was one of the most adorable raccoons I've ever seen caught in what seemed like a fucking small bear trap.... apparently my fuckface of a neighbor took it upon himself to illegally fucking poach on our land... anyway that critter looked up at me with the saddest most pleading eyes, and let me come right up to him and pet him, and calm him and release him... afterwhich he pranced right up a tree, somehow he was alright as savage as the trap looked.

And the Idaho police literally just gave him a fucking warning. The same police that had fined me thousands for grams of weed when I was a teenage, just took direct evidence of trespassing and poaching and gave the fucking kid a warning -_- pieces of fucking shit. I'm glad I got the chance to punch that shitfaced assfuck in the face a good few times when we were growing up


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Edited by twighead (07/23/16 02:30 PM)

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Re: Raccoons love red lazers. [Re: Anahata]
    #23469504 - 07/23/16 02:34 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Anahata said:
:raccoon:
Just got done messing with one, first laser I tried was green and he maybe looked at it. Then I got the red out and he went all precious, climbing up and then down the poles, and chasing it far out to the next yard. It was fun. I can't wait to get a family of them guys going.

Any other animal tricks you guys know of?






I love raccoons and even think we may have evolved from something like it due to the opposable thumbs

People say i look like a raccoon. I never took it as an insult


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Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.


It's just a shot away..

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Re: Raccoons love red lazers. [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
    #23469522 - 07/23/16 02:41 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

My ex has a raccoon. It's cute as hell till it stops being cute. Then it will jump on your head and bite the shit outta you.

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Re: Raccoons love red lazers. [Re: Bobabouy]
    #23469639 - 07/23/16 03:13 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

My dad had a pretty raccoon when he was young. Said his name was Rocky. He had him through the raccoons life.

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