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InvisibleBill_Oreilly
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Re: outta jail [Re: Apostle]
    #23469762 - 07/23/16 03:55 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Apostle said:
I'm not touching that with a ten-foot penis.





:lol:


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Something there is mysteriously formed,
Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.


It's just a shot away..


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Re: outta jail [Re: Apostle]
    #23469766 - 07/23/16 03:55 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Circumcised penis* because they are clearly superior :cookiemonster:


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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


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InvisibleBill_Oreilly
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Re: outta jail [Re: Shroomslip]
    #23469774 - 07/23/16 03:58 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Shroomslip said:
Circumcised penis* because they are clearly superior :cookiemonster:





:hahthatsrich:


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Something there is mysteriously formed,
Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.


It's just a shot away..


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OfflineApostle
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Re: outta jail [Re: Shroomslip] * 2
    #23469784 - 07/23/16 04:02 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Shroomslip said:
Circumcised penis* because they are clearly superior :cookiemonster:



Yea the best items are the ones that come with missing parts, amirite?


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InvisibleBill_Oreilly
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Re: outta jail [Re: Apostle]
    #23469786 - 07/23/16 04:04 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Apostle said:
Quote:

Shroomslip said:
Circumcised penis* because they are clearly superior :cookiemonster:



Yea the best items are the ones that come with missing parts, amirite?





:lolsy:

GOT EM!


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Something there is mysteriously formed,
Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.


It's just a shot away..


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Re: outta jail [Re: Apostle]
    #23469871 - 07/23/16 04:26 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

When you take something apart and put it back together, it works and you have spare parts, you just showed it could've been made better.


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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


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InvisibleBill_Oreilly
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Posts: 26,370
Loc: Boston
Re: outta jail [Re: Shroomslip]
    #23469919 - 07/23/16 04:44 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Shroomslip said:
When you take something apart and put it back together, it works and you have spare parts, you just showed it could've been made better.





:lolwut:


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Something there is mysteriously formed,
Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.


It's just a shot away..


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Invisiblelarry.fisherman
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Re: outta jail [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
    #23469928 - 07/23/16 04:47 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

He said ur penis sucks


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Re: outta jail [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #23470654 - 07/23/16 09:17 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

U should move or allready live in cali,prop 47 makes getting caught with hard drugs just a miss d,as long as your just consuming,great new law


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"the way of the warrior is the resolute acceptance of death"

Miyamoto Musashi


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Re: outta jail [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
    #23470768 - 07/23/16 10:01 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Bill_Oreilly said:
Quote:

Shroomslip said:
When you take something apart and put it back together, it works and you have spare parts, you just showed it could've been made better.





:lolwut:



You have unnecessary smelly parts


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“if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”


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Re: outta jail [Re: koods]
    #23470782 - 07/23/16 10:07 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

I hear that the Jewish practice of genital mutilation is far less common in europe.


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InvisibleBill_Oreilly
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Re: outta jail [Re: koods] * 2
    #23471385 - 07/24/16 04:39 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

koods said:
Quote:

Bill_Oreilly said:
Quote:

Shroomslip said:
When you take something apart and put it back together, it works and you have spare parts, you just showed it could've been made better.





:lolwut:



You have unnecessary smelly parts





You will never know what true sex feels like


--------------------
Something there is mysteriously formed,
Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.


It's just a shot away..


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Re: outta jail [Re: Apostle]
    #23471529 - 07/24/16 07:21 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Apostle said:
Quote:

Rhizohunter said:


Time for daily meth use



:facepalm:




6 months from now, new thread by OP; "outta jail again".


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Re: outta jail [Re: Dark_Star]
    #23486442 - 07/28/16 04:33 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Didn't go to jail this week, but I was awoken by a cop because I passed out in a church lawn, plus it was sunday. The cop knew I was drunk and says to me that it isn't illegal to be drunk or high in public and to just have a nice day.

So I roll back over and go back to sleep and I am awoken by a second police officer. This time he stood there and waited for me to leave.

Me and alcohol don't mix, I would have never been in that situation if I was on meth.


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Re: outta jail [Re: Rhizohunter]
    #23496335 - 07/31/16 05:16 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Stop lying on the Internet and keep your needles out of me I keep mine in rice


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Re: outta jail [Re: Rhizohunter]
    #23496645 - 07/31/16 06:53 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

glad your free brother!

keep it that way!


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Re: outta jail [Re: Connoisseur]
    #23496724 - 07/31/16 07:18 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

yeah congrats on getting out.  careful tho.. meth is death


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Re: outta jail [Re: bass head]
    #23506049 - 08/03/16 02:54 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

bass head said:
yeah congrats on getting out.  careful tho.. meth is death





Shot meth for a few days straight, shit makes you dizzy as hell. Gonna take a little break, maybe just smoke da marijuanas for a while.

Shit through me into full blown schizophrenia, fuckin intense. Kinda missed it honestly, but the whole thing where people are invading your thoughts and causing you problems is shitty. Man, my friend is totally reacting out loud to my internal thoughts.

I see the diagnosis of schizophrenia and completely agree that I have it, but it totally is not just a mental illness. The shit is happening, but understanding it is near impossible from a scientific perspective. (insert delusion here)


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Re: outta jail [Re: Rhizohunter]
    #23506187 - 08/03/16 03:37 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

well i hear schizophrenia is real but only to the people that have it.  that's why it's so hard to cure.  but i doubt shooting meth is gonna do you any good man... so many other things that are better to pass your time with.  i'm not judging tho.. to each his own


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Re: outta jail [Re: bass head]
    #23507133 - 08/03/16 07:30 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

It just gets bad when people are trying to communicate with you but you can't help but break apart their words and relate them to your own thoughts. It is really amazing how it all pieces together, but at the same time I know that I am just slowly going down a road that could end with complete psychosis.

Whatever, too late, this is what I wanted I suppose. Time to start writing about it.


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