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Re: How do i talk to girls? [Re: Apostle]
    #23467493 - 07/22/16 08:56 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Get high and talk to girls.  You don't want a girlfriend. It's so expensive.

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Re: How do i talk to girls? [Re: wigglewak]
    #23467498 - 07/22/16 08:57 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

the key is to be really poor and have an abrasive personality

That way you know they like you for you.

I've never had an "expensive" girlfriend.

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Re: How do i talk to girls? [Re: Apostle]
    #23467500 - 07/22/16 08:59 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

just walk up to a cool girl and be like "hey what's up, you seem chill.  wanna hang out?"


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You are my heroin, but there's an abscess... God damn, I miss the vein!

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Re: How do i talk to girls? [Re: sanchothestoner]
    #23467503 - 07/22/16 08:59 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

I'll try it and if that works i will send you a whole dollar.

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Re: How do i talk to girls? [Re: Apostle]
    #23467507 - 07/22/16 09:01 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

that has worked for me so many times.


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I fucking hate you... God damn, I love you...
But we both know if we stick together, we'll just tear ourselves apart
You are my sunshine, my only sunshine, you make me happy, when skies are grey
You are my heroin, but there's an abscess... God damn, I miss the vein!

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Re: How do i talk to girls? [Re: sanchothestoner] * 2
    #23467510 - 07/22/16 09:01 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

be prepared to be 100 pennies richer then.

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Re: How do i talk to girls? [Re: Apostle]
    #23467512 - 07/22/16 09:02 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

That sounds "sweet".

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Re: How do i talk to girls? [Re: Apostle]
    #23467513 - 07/22/16 09:02 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Actually now that I think about it, most of the girls I have been with have picked me up. I was just out trying to have fun and trying to enjoy single life while it lasted. Not looking for girls. That must be attractive to them, at least enough to start a conversation. Then I charm them with shenanigans and show them a fun time.

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Re: How do i talk to girls? [Re: Apostle]
    #23467515 - 07/22/16 09:02 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Apostle said:
I want to have a girlfriend.




OP, first and foremost I want you to know I didn't read a single reply in this thread before posting this...

But if you want a girl...

Walk up to that bitch, slap her, and whip out your dick while holding a bag of meth...

But I pray that isn't the kind of situation you are hoping for...OP, if you are the kind of person to play Pokémon Go, I would suggest that tbh. More females play it than you think. It makes for an easy opening conversation.

The best thing to do is wait patiently though. Good things come to those who wait ^.^


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Re: How do i talk to girls? [Re: wigglewak]
    #23467516 - 07/22/16 09:03 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

wigglewak said:
That sounds "sweet".



which part?

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Re: How do i talk to girls? [Re: wigglewak] * 1
    #23467520 - 07/22/16 09:06 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

wigglewak said:
Get high and talk to girls.  .



I'm trying not to use cheat codes this time.

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Re: How do i talk to girls? [Re: Apostle]
    #23467525 - 07/22/16 09:08 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Apostle said:
Quote:

wigglewak said:
Get high and talk to girls.  .



I'm trying not to use cheat codes this time.




That's good though.  I think smoking weed with her might be okay though. However,  that really depends on you and her while smoking weed.


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Re: How do i talk to girls? [Re: Pariahprose]
    #23467529 - 07/22/16 09:09 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Cheat codes? Life isn't a video game.

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Re: How do i talk to girls? [Re: wigglewak] * 5
    #23467535 - 07/22/16 09:11 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

That's just like...your opinion, man.

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Re: How do i talk to girls? [Re: Apostle]
    #23467545 - 07/22/16 09:17 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Apostle said:
Do people really use rubbers?





The issue is they're complicated to use properly and supposedly dull the sensation of your shaft.

Much better to pull out, and deal with the consequences as they come.

Never understood how guys drop their whole load in a chick unintentionally

:splooge:


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Re: How do i talk to girls? [Re: Apostle]
    #23467557 - 07/22/16 09:21 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Apostle said:
be prepared to be 100 pennies richer then.



:ewaahh:


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I fucking hate you... God damn, I love you...
But we both know if we stick together, we'll just tear ourselves apart
You are my sunshine, my only sunshine, you make me happy, when skies are grey
You are my heroin, but there's an abscess... God damn, I miss the vein!

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Re: How do i talk to girls? [Re: Apostle]
    #23467561 - 07/22/16 09:22 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Apostle said:
I want to have a girlfriend.




Do you want "Real Talk" or a Pub answer?

Kick the heroin habitat and stop chasing younger and impressionable women who also have heroin addictions. Don't be an idiot, you know the answer is kicking so do it.

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Re: How do i talk to girls? [Re: Crixalis]
    #23467572 - 07/22/16 09:25 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Crixalis said:
Quote:

Apostle said:
Do people really use rubbers?





The issue is they're complicated to use properly and supposedly dull the sensation of your shaft.

Much better to pull out, and deal with the consequences as they come.

Never understood how guys drop their whole load in a chick unintentionally

:splooge:



At first I thought you were being serious.

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Re: How do i talk to girls? [Re: PatrickKn] * 1
    #23467602 - 07/22/16 09:35 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

I always got the impression that OP was a sexual beast who had no problems getting laid. i recall him posting a pic once of himself in some kind of BDSM situation.


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Re: How do i talk to girls? [Re: koods]
    #23467639 - 07/22/16 09:47 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Hawt!

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