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Apostle
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So i just spout random sentences out of context and then her clothes fall of?
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larry.fisherman
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Re: How do i talk to girls? [Re: Apostle]
#23470948 - 07/23/16 11:01 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Basically, yeah. Cocaine helps.
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falsereality


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Apostle said: So i just spout random sentences out of context and then her clothes fall of?
In context my homiyo, in context, then they fall or are taken off.
Here's some context and why she bailed on the date tonight. She called and said she was tied up, eventually won, then paperwork i guess? Lol i dont know she might have been tired.

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Looks like some light fluff with a decent touch of sexual undertone on your part.
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sweet dreams Goodnight
i would advise against stuff like this until after you've banged.
How many dates have ya'll had?
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man you sound like a douchebag i hope I at least die before I suck a horses cock
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Your game is weak and double texted her..
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Re: How do i talk to girls? [Re: Apostle]
#23470987 - 07/23/16 11:32 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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i have a nice transcript of some text game i laid down but i'm pretty tired so i'll post it tomorrow.
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Re: How do i talk to girls? [Re: Konyap]
#23471009 - 07/23/16 11:46 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Dribble said: Your game is weak and double texted her..
It was a tactical double text, one preceded the other and together they made sense.
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Apostle said: Looks like some light fluff with a decent touch of sexual undertone on your part.
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sweet dreams Goodnight
i would advise against stuff like this until after you've banged.
How many dates have ya'll had?
One, coffee shop "date", we just clicked, so I figured the sweet dreams remark was harmless.
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Konyap said: man you sound like a douchebag i hope I at least die before I suck a horses cock
You sound like someone I wouldn't be friends with because of the sheer sophistry in both of your lines, dickhead. Enjoy having three shrooms. I can make that zero if you really want me to babe.
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Re: How do i talk to girls? [Re: Apostle] 1
#23471040 - 07/24/16 12:00 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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fuck it.
me: hey hope i didn't hurt you the other day. (i had bitten her on the neck)
her: lol, it's ok just keep your "charms" to yourself next time
me: while i'm flattered that you found my advances charming, i assure you it was nothing more than a primitive reaction
her: lmao whatever
me:Still, i'd be a liar if i said i didn't find your presence intoxicating. I thought you were gonna punch me in my shit when i bit ya =P
her: i was 
me: haha, i knew it. You looked great by the way....healthy.
her: Thanks.i been clean for two months.
me: i knew there was something different and yet you still have that delicious viciousness of which i've grown so fond.
her: that's what worries me...
it went back and forth for a bit and then i texted her later.
me: what are you up to?
her: nothing you?
me: same you should come over so we can do nothing together.
her: can't i'm at work.
me: ya, what do you do for work?
her: i'm a bartender.
me: That's cool, i don't really drink alcohol but maybe you can be my barista sometime
her: barista?
me: like a bartender but they serve coffee.
her: hmmmm maybe
me: k i like my coffee with cream and sugar and a touch of xanax.
her: lol
me: :P
her: Omg i want to go home Alex, make these people go away.
me: Well i do have a magic wand but it works better in person
her: oh yea?
me: mhmmm. so do you make good money? not that i care about your finances one way or the other, just curious.
her: I get paid minimum and then whatever i earn in tips.
me: i see, do you wear a "tip-acquiring" outfit to help you do so?
her: lmao . yea we kind of have to.
me: well i have a nice tip for you when you get off. No outfit necessary.
her: you're dropping some pretty heavy game bro.
me: i'm going to do my ego a favor and assume that's a compliment
her: do whatever you want 
me: i wasn't asking your permission.
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Re: How do i talk to girls? [Re: Apostle] 3
#23471041 - 07/24/16 12:00 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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spoiler alert: it ended in sex
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Quote:
falsereality said:
I figured the sweet dreams remark was harmless.
THat may be the problem with it tbh.
too sweet for me but everyone has their own style.
keep me updated
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falsereality


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Re: How do i talk to girls? [Re: Apostle] 1
#23471053 - 07/24/16 12:05 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Apostle said: spoiler alert: it ended in sex
Pristine, bro. That escalated quickly.
and sure man, we have a hike scheduled for, most probably tomorrow.
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Apostle
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honest critique?
that sounds awesome man, hope it goes well.
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Re: How do i talk to girls? [Re: Apostle]
#23471068 - 07/24/16 12:09 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Apostle said: spoiler alert: it ended in sex
-------------------- I fucking hate you... God damn, I love you... But we both know if we stick together, we'll just tear ourselves apart You are my sunshine, my only sunshine, you make me happy, when skies are grey You are my heroin, but there's an abscess... God damn, I miss the vein!
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i just want to clarify that this was an old pick up. my last gf actually.
Don't want anyone thinking that i can actually still get laid.
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Re: How do i talk to girls? [Re: Apostle]
#23471085 - 07/24/16 12:14 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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wow bro....
now i'm disappointed in you.
-------------------- I fucking hate you... God damn, I love you... But we both know if we stick together, we'll just tear ourselves apart You are my sunshine, my only sunshine, you make me happy, when skies are grey You are my heroin, but there's an abscess... God damn, I miss the vein!
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Apostle
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welp
i know what must be done
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Re: How do i talk to girls? [Re: Apostle]
#23471119 - 07/24/16 12:35 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Apostle said: i just want to clarify that this was an old pick up. my last gf actually.
Don't want anyone thinking that i can actually still get laid.

Think I just missed out on this latina lady from my last job No other prospects at the moment, but this isn't a bad spot for finding one
You committed to going solo?
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pretty much.
i know that i have a silver tongue and am capable of seducing chicks but i'm so demoralized by falling in and out of love over the years.
Mainly because:
A) the fact that we have to do this dance in the first place
B) my knowing that i'll never have anything lasting because my addiction can resurface at any time
and
C) women are liable to severe all ties on a whim. they are extremely unpredictable in relationships
i'm sure i'll decide it's worth the risk eventually but each failed relationship is like a 2-3 year chunk of my life gone
i'm tired of that shit. i don't even have anything against my exes i just wish finding "the one" wasn't just a hollywood lie.
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Re: How do i talk to girls? [Re: Apostle] 1
#23471144 - 07/24/16 12:46 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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women are stupid shallow pieces of shit, go gay if you can
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