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Peaked? i haven't even BEGUN to peak!
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Enjoywho
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Re: How do i talk to girls? [Re: Apostle]
#23469479 - 07/23/16 02:25 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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I usually just open my mouth and words come out. But that's just me.
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Re: How do i talk to girls? [Re: Enjoywho] 2
#23469486 - 07/23/16 02:30 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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I tried that but i got so nervous i ended up fainting and woke up in the ER with a lump on my forehead.
I heard she checked my pulse though so at least i caught a feel.
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Re: How do i talk to girls? [Re: Apostle]
#23469499 - 07/23/16 02:33 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Three little letters... GHB
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Re: How do i talk to girls? [Re: Apostle]
#23469502 - 07/23/16 02:34 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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girls like to be told what to feel what to do, the most useful word you can use is 'you' the mere suggestion makes them think that they are making the decision, I don't know why they think all quiet reserve people are murderers but they do
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Re: How do i talk to girls? [Re: Apostle]
#23469714 - 07/23/16 03:37 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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I'm your mom. obvious stuff below You've got to work on your appearance. Stand up straight. Get your teeth bright and white. Be clean AF. Be fit and tall. Dress sharp. CLEAN CLOTHES Take something for you breath. wear makeup. If you have anxiety fix it with drugs but don't get too sloppy. The point is to appear that you've put in your best effort to appear presentable.
I'll just be standing at party or wherever and a girl will comeover talk to me or just skip to making physical contact. running her hand over chest.
It's what you do beforehand that's important. It should never be a matter of trying to talk a woman into being with you. Often they've decided before a single word comes out of your mouth.
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Re: How do i talk to girls? [Re: Apostle]
#23469722 - 07/23/16 03:40 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
Apostle said: Peaked? i haven't even BEGUN to peak!
don't peak all over me, brah
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Re: How do i talk to girls? [Re: demiu5] 1
#23469725 - 07/23/16 03:41 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Peak in his mouth
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Re: How do i talk to girls? [Re: koods]
#23469726 - 07/23/16 03:41 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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I'm gonna peak so hard everyone in this town is going to feel it!
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Bill_Oreilly
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Ok time for a real honest answer that might actually help OP
all you need to do is find a way to make them laugh and cry.
That is the art seduction
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Re: How do i talk to girls? [Re: Apostle]
#23469731 - 07/23/16 03:43 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Watch "Tao of Steve" it works, no joke.
*I'd like to add that the movie was written by a woman.
Edited by MykoMykoAnay (07/23/16 03:47 PM)
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Is it pick up related?
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Quote:
Lophosaurus said: Actually now that I think about it, most of the girls I have been with have picked me up. I was just out trying to have fun and trying to enjoy single life while it lasted. Not looking for girls. That must be attractive to them, at least enough to start a conversation. Then I charm them with shenanigans and show them a fun time.
this...
basically every time I've ended up with a girlfriend, it's right when I start enjoying the single life again.. when I'm not even on the prowl.
I also get hit on a lot more when I'm in a relationship for some reason
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Re: How do i talk to girls? [Re: LuSiD9] 1
#23469793 - 07/23/16 04:05 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Everyone get hits on more when they're in a relationship because desire is eliminated and women can tell when a guy is thirsty. If you want to get laid then for the love of god don't go out with that mindset, it's poison.
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totally agree.
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Re: How do i talk to girls? [Re: Konyap] 1
#23469847 - 07/23/16 04:18 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
Konyap said: girls like to be told what to feel what to do, the most useful word you can use is 'you' the mere suggestion makes them think that they are making the decision, I don't know why they think all quiet reserve people are murderers but they do
I relate to this so fucking hard every time I'm around a female they get that look like "that guy kills people" and I'm like ...fuck
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Bill_Oreilly
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Quote:
MykoMykoAnay said: Everyone get hits on more when they're in a relationship because desire is eliminated and women can tell when a guy is thirsty. If you want to get laid then for the love of god don't go out with that mindset, it's poison.
I always thought it was because the girl knows the guy has something valuable to offer if he is with another girl
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Apostle
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That's exactly right. it's called pre-selection i believe.
the science of courtship is actually pretty amazing.
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Re: How do i talk to girls? [Re: Apostle] 3
#23470133 - 07/23/16 06:04 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Alright here you go. The definitive vuide to hooking up with a chick, then breaking up with her, but doing so in a way that will allow you to reclaim her at any time.
Step1:Demonstrate your value to her Step 2: Engage her physically Step 3: Nurture her dependence Step 4: Neglect her emotionally Step 5: Inspire hope Step 6: Seperate entirely
The D.E.N.N.I.S system. Works everytime.
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yea we covered that
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