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Re: How do i talk to girls? [Re: Apostle]
#23468653 - 07/23/16 09:18 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Takes skill to stalk a body tho.
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Bill_Oreilly
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Re: How do i talk to girls? [Re: Apostle] 1
#23468705 - 07/23/16 09:38 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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I found OP on youtube everyone 
-------------------- Something there is mysteriously formed, Existing before Heaven and Earth, Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging, All-pervading, unfailing, I do not know its name; I call it tao. If forced to give it a name, I call it Great (ta). Being great, it flows out; Flowing out means far-reaching; Being far-reaching, it is said to return. It's just a shot away..
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-------------------- How to get started in bulk: Presto 23-Quart Pressure Cooker BOD's Simple as FUCK Still Air Box PastyWhyte's Easy Agar Tek Munchauzen's Cultivation Video Series How EvilMushroom666 Prepares His Grains (I use jars with Synthetic Filter Discs) What is G2G? (Grain-to-Grain) Damion5050's Coir Tek (I use 5.5 - 6 quarts of water instead of 4. Also ignore step 13 and ignore the monotub completely. The only purpose of this tek is to show you how to make a simple substrate. I also add gypsum to it but not necessary) Spitball's Monotub Tek (A liner isn't necessary but is useful) Use 6500k lights throughout the whole process. When you wake up, turn the light on. When you go to sleep turn the light off. It's as simple as that.
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Apostle
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i was expecting to see me railing some ugly chick with nice boobs.
or me singing songs i wrote really terribly.
that's the extent of my youtube uploads.
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Apostle
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Re: How do i talk to girls? [Re: Apostle]
#23468731 - 07/23/16 09:45 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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oh man that was good.
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Crixalis
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duuude, you reminded me of another one I saw many years ago!
It was the same exact concept, the one you posted might of ripped of this guy. peep this!
-------------------- Bring the right vibes. Express yourself. Be open. Be crazy. But spread your beautiful love light. Things are gonna get wonky.
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Re: How do i talk to girls? [Re: Apostle] 2
#23468737 - 07/23/16 09:46 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Apostle said: i was expecting to see me railing some ugly chick with nice boobs.
that's the extent of my youtube uploads.
YouTube or xtube? Also... Link.
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NotSheekle said “if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”
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Patlal
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Re: How do i talk to girls? [Re: Adden] 1
#23468738 - 07/23/16 09:47 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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The best way to get a girlfriend is to play the numbers game. When on a date, do whatever you feel like and eventually you'll fall on someone that will think you're cool.
You can also do it the old fashion way. Bash her on the head with a club, grab her by the hair and drag her to your cave.
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Re: How do i talk to girls? [Re: koods]
#23468747 - 07/23/16 09:50 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
koods said:
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Apostle said: i was expecting to see me railing some ugly chick with nice boobs.
that's the extent of my youtube uploads.
YouTube or xtube? Also... Link.
Youtube.
i don't remember what account and it had a generic file name for the title. I'd gladly share it and am saddened that i can't
the only chance i have of it resurfacing is if i get famous or something.
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Bill_Oreilly
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Re: How do i talk to girls? [Re: Crixalis]
#23468767 - 07/23/16 09:59 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
Crixalis said: duuude, you reminded me of another one I saw many years ago!
It was the same exact concept, the one you posted might of ripped of this guy. peep this!
Ahahahah omg that was way funnier than the one i posted
-------------------- Something there is mysteriously formed, Existing before Heaven and Earth, Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging, All-pervading, unfailing, I do not know its name; I call it tao. If forced to give it a name, I call it Great (ta). Being great, it flows out; Flowing out means far-reaching; Being far-reaching, it is said to return. It's just a shot away..
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Apostle
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I wonder if he dirty talks in 3rd person as well.
0:43 is how i know he's gay
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Re: How do i talk to girls? [Re: Apostle]
#23468835 - 07/23/16 10:23 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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just flash an 8ball at the club, you don't even have to talk, even better you can pretend to be mute
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Apostle
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Quote:
Cojo said:
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volcomstoner said: Typical, women never know what they even want
Excuse me?
She doesn't even know if she wants to be excused.
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Re: How do i talk to girls? [Re: Apostle]
#23468864 - 07/23/16 10:30 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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NotSheekle said “if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”
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Re: How do i talk to girls? [Re: koods]
#23469004 - 07/23/16 11:16 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
Apostle said: She doesn't even know if she wants to be excused.

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Re: How do i talk to girls? [Re: Apostle]
#23469010 - 07/23/16 11:17 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Apostle said: I want to have a girlfriend.
Tell her you've got lots of drugs, some of which may even be eligible for anal insertion. I usually open with that. If they aren't repulsed, you're usually in for a good time. The best part is you get to be with someone who shares an interest in poor life choices.
Seriously, learn who you are first. Relationships, of any kind, take time and effort. Time and effort which could be virtually spent on anything else.
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Re: How do i talk to girls? [Re: Desmond] 1
#23469031 - 07/23/16 11:25 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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How is babby formed?
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Diminish the sub-principle and leave its toxic trace.. Once and for all!
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Re: How do i talk to girls? [Re: OhMrJohnson] 1
#23469043 - 07/23/16 11:30 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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benis in vagoo until goo
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Re: How do i talk to girls? [Re: Apostle] 4
#23469131 - 07/23/16 12:13 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Getting a girl is easy, all you have to do is:
D: Demonstrate your value
E: Engage physically
N: Nurture Dependence
N: Neglect Emotionally
I: Inspire hope
S: Separate entirely
Mission complete.
-------------------- LAGM2020 LAGM2021
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Re: How do i talk to girls? [Re: Svetaketu]
#23469147 - 07/23/16 12:19 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
Svetaketu said: Getting a girl is easy, all you have to do is:
D: Demonstrate your value
E: Engage physically
N: Nurture Dependence
N: Neglect Emotionally
I: Inspire hope
S: Separate entirely
Mission complete.
YES.
the dennis system....
-------------------- I fucking hate you... God damn, I love you... But we both know if we stick together, we'll just tear ourselves apart You are my sunshine, my only sunshine, you make me happy, when skies are grey You are my heroin, but there's an abscess... God damn, I miss the vein!
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