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Apostle
Philanthropist



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Re: How do i talk to girls? [Re: koods]
#23467660 - 07/22/16 09:54 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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I havent used Heroin in like a week. All the girls ive dated recently were legal and didnt have a heroin habit till after we met.
Youre right though and im gonna try and stay off the junk.
Or at the very least hide it and not pursue anyone who uses.Quote:
koods said: I always got the impression that OP was a sexual beast who had no problems getting laid. i recall him posting a pic once of himself in some kind of BDSM situation.
While this is all true. I live in cycles .
I usually have a spree of sexual conquests then settle down for a year or so then jail for a few months or a year and then hermit mode till i get my social skills back.
Im in hermit mode now.
I also went up a difficulty setting since breaking my front teeth on 3meopcp.
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Sophistic Radiance
Free sVs!



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Re: How do i talk to girls? [Re: Apostle]
#23468053 - 07/23/16 12:24 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Wellp. If had any desire to try PCP, I do no longer.
-------------------- Enlil said: You really are the worst kind of person.
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Anahata


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Re: How do i talk to girls? [Re: Apostle]
#23468056 - 07/23/16 12:25 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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No body knows.
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pirate-blues


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Re: How do i talk to girls? [Re: Anahata] 1
#23468126 - 07/23/16 01:01 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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like people.
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Repertoire89
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Re: How do i talk to girls? [Re: Apostle] 1
#23468138 - 07/23/16 01:06 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
Apostle said: I feel like if i can get myself together for a day or two i can attract a women for long enough that she'll get invested and stick around for a bit after she realizes i'm cancerous.
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Repertoire89
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Re: How do i talk to girls? [Re: Crixalis] 1
#23468152 - 07/23/16 01:14 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
Crixalis said:
Never understood how guys drop their whole load in a chick unintentionally
Sometimes you lose control 
You've never been overwhelmed by an orgasm?
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sanchothestoner
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Quote:
Repertoire89 said:
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Crixalis said:
Never understood how guys drop their whole load in a chick unintentionally
Sometimes you lose control 
You've never been overwhelmed by an orgasm?

vinegar strokes
-------------------- I fucking hate you... God damn, I love you... But we both know if we stick together, we'll just tear ourselves apart You are my sunshine, my only sunshine, you make me happy, when skies are grey You are my heroin, but there's an abscess... God damn, I miss the vein!
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Repertoire89
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Quote:
sanchothestoner said:
Quote:
Repertoire89 said:
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Crixalis said:
Never understood how guys drop their whole load in a chick unintentionally
Sometimes you lose control 
You've never been overwhelmed by an orgasm?

vinegar strokes
There needs to be a word for the type of orgasm I'm referring to
Most of the time I can pull out no problem
Then there are times where everything goes white and the pleasure overwhelms all senses A few seconds later, everything comes back and no pulling out was achieved
Worth it
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Hellogoodbyedeath
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Quote:
pirate-blues said: like people.

This is the only post in this entire thread that is worth listening to.
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SuperFly
Still in the Space Race



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Re: How do i talk to girls? [Re: Apostle] 1
#23468222 - 07/23/16 01:53 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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First you get the money, then you get the power, then you get the women.
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Atreyu
Never Ending


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Re: How do i talk to girls? [Re: SuperFly]
#23468262 - 07/23/16 02:41 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Hide in bathroom, pee pants and have a panic attack.
Force your self to go out into the public space, mess up hair to make yourself look crazy. Put on an exaggerated false persona and act like you're a Mafia Don.
Put people in their place and make the ladies an offer they can't refuse.
You now own this town and everything in it.
If you would like more advice I encourage you to buy my book for the low low price of $79.99 + shipping and handling.
You can go here: (Mod edit: no soliciting)
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つ ◕_◕ ༽つ N = R* • fp • ne • fl • fi • fc • L
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LogicaL Chaos
Ascension Energy & Alien UFOs




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Re: How do i talk to girls? [Re: Apostle]
#23468280 - 07/23/16 03:05 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Apostle said: I havent used Heroin in like a week. All the girls ive dated recently were legal and didnt have a heroin habit till after we met.
Youre right though and im gonna try and stay off the junk.
Or at the very least hide it and not pursue anyone who uses.Quote:
koods said: I always got the impression that OP was a sexual beast who had no problems getting laid. i recall him posting a pic once of himself in some kind of BDSM situation.
While this is all true. I live in cycles .
I usually have a spree of sexual conquests then settle down for a year or so then jail for a few months or a year and then hermit mode till i get my social skills back.
Im in hermit mode now.
I also went up a difficulty setting since breaking my front teeth on 3meopcp.

Sounds like u already know how to get girls, u are really asking is how do i get out of "hermit mode"?
In that case, find some social groups that dont involve being alone. Sports, outdoor activities, seeing movies, a religious group?
I dont know, take a couple swigs of some hard alcohol and talk to a stranger u think is cool.
Could go good or really bad wont know till u try.
Oh, and watch romantic comedies, they will help you.
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Bubbles85

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Re: How do i talk to girls? [Re: Apostle]
#23468291 - 07/23/16 03:33 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
Apostle said:
Quote:
LogicaL Chaos said: Step One: Watch every romantic comedy ever made.
I guess i don't really NEED a girlfriend...
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volcomstoner
I'll have just one more xanax



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Quote:
Cojo said:
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pirate-blues said: like people.

This is the only post in this entire thread that is worth listening to.
Typical, women never know what they even want
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Re: How do i talk to girls? [Re: Atreyu] 2
#23468304 - 07/23/16 03:54 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
Atreyu said: Hide in bathroom, pee pants and have a panic attack.
Force your self to go out into the public space, mess up hair to make yourself look crazy. Put on an exaggerated false persona and act like you're a Mafia Don.
Put people in their place and make the ladies an offer they can't refuse.
You now own this town and everything in it.
If you would like more advice I encourage you to buy my book for the low low price of $79.99 + shipping and handling.
You can go here: (Mod edit: no soliciting)
He actually has a book and posted a link to it?
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LeningradCowboy
Yes, my name is you?



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Dose them good first.....much easier that way.....some would say unethical but hey girls like drugs as much as boys
-------------------- From tundra with love!
FREE HAMHEAD 2020!
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anthiawe
friendly stranger


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read a book called 'the game'
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humans, lol


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Re: How do i talk to girls? [Re: Apostle]
#23468383 - 07/23/16 06:23 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Apostle said: I havent used Heroin in like a week. All the girls ive dated recently were legal and didnt have a heroin habit till after we met.
Youre right though and im gonna try and stay off the junk.
Or at the very least hide it and not pursue anyone who uses.Quote:
koods said: I always got the impression that OP was a sexual beast who had no problems getting laid. i recall him posting a pic once of himself in some kind of BDSM situation.
While this is all true. I live in cycles .
I usually have a spree of sexual conquests then settle down for a year or so then jail for a few months or a year and then hermit mode till i get my social skills back.
Im in hermit mode now.
I also went up a difficulty setting since breaking my front teeth on 3meopcp.

now all you need to do is hopelessly stalk women and fuck a dead body, and we'll have a muppet replacement
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LeningradCowboy
Yes, my name is you?



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Re: How do i talk to girls? [Re: demiu5]
#23468387 - 07/23/16 06:26 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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All the girls ive dated recently were legal and didnt have a heroin habit till after we met.
This...at least you are honest about it....take a look in the mirror for moment and think what you would think about this as a father.
-------------------- From tundra with love!
FREE HAMHEAD 2020!
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beabuddhanow
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Be yourself!!! Act natural...
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