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Re: How do i talk to girls? [Re: Kush_Zombie]
    #23481353 - 07/27/16 06:10 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Dennis wouldn't appreciate that. Usually a whole presentation should be included when even mentioning the d.e.n.n.i.s. System


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Re: How do i talk to girls? [Re: plasma]
    #23481369 - 07/27/16 06:24 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

I do what I want :prettyflyforawhiteguy:


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Re: How do i talk to girls? [Re: falsereality]
    #23488272 - 07/29/16 05:09 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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falsereality said:
Yeah, talked for two/three hours and then great foreplay, then sex ranked 8/10 by her. Have a pic i need to scrub out our faces, though (it'snot explicit and i have her consent). I have proof so yeah, just got laid. Feels great.

Also sorry for posting that comment about being in bed with her on some other thread (pics of pubbers?)

Time for round two bitches.



Very nice. I don't know why sophie gave you shit, you seem pretty gentlemanly to me and definitely talk alot nicer than i would personally.

Everyone has their own personality though.


I'm really glad it worked out.


Edited by Apostle (07/29/16 05:23 AM)


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Re: How do i talk to girls? [Re: Apostle]
    #23488277 - 07/29/16 05:13 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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That was a ten hour date, and a solid eight hours of great conversation. She stole the kiss first :love:... so, I really couldn't imagine any alterations that would have made it better.




That was a good read too. kinda hit me in the feels


I'm happy for you man.


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Re: How do i talk to girls? [Re: Apostle]
    #23489652 - 07/29/16 03:38 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

So there's this chick i used to flirt with alot on facebook

and all of a sudden i get a notice just now saying she like one of my posts.

but it was from 3 YEARS ago and it was one where i was coming on to her strong.

i think at the time she might have had a bf and maybe that's why she was non-responsive

she's fineeeee though and significantly taller than me, and i'm short to begin with so that just reallly turns me on.

Talking to her right now. wish me luck.

also, i messaged the girl that gave up my (potentially/most likely mine)daughter for adoption to try n see if there's any way i can meet her.

maybe even "adopt" her if it hasn't happened already.


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Re: How do i talk to girls? [Re: Apostle]
    #23489763 - 07/29/16 04:09 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

She's probably going through some tough times, most likely lonely and desperate for a connection.

This is your time to shine, get her while she's vulnerable.


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Re: How do i talk to girls? [Re: Apostle] * 1
    #23489776 - 07/29/16 04:15 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Apostle said:
So there's this chick i used to flirt with alot on facebook

and all of a sudden i get a notice just now saying she like one of my posts.

but it was from 3 YEARS ago and it was one where i was coming on to her strong.

i think at the time she might have had a bf and maybe that's why she was non-responsive

she's fineeeee though and significantly taller than me, and i'm short to begin with so that just reallly turns me on.

Talking to her right now. wish me luck.

also, i messaged the girl that gave up my (potentially/most likely mine)daughter for adoption to try n see if there's any way i can meet her.

maybe even "adopt" her if it hasn't happened already.




Good luck man, also ignore the assholes in this thread, they give terrible advice.


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Re: How do i talk to girls? [Re: falsereality]
    #23489784 - 07/29/16 04:17 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I just got a bombshell from the black girl i thought i may have impregnated.


according to her "yes shes definitely yours"

and i confirmed that she did give her up for adoption


now i'm talking to her asking if there's any chance of me getting my daughter back.

she says my contacting her sent her into a panic attack and why do i care all of a sudden?
why ask now.

so i was like

i was in prison

which is true but also i didn't think she had gone through with the birth since there were never any pics on her FB and i hadn't heard anything.

i'm pretty tore up right now.


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Re: How do i talk to girls? [Re: Apostle]
    #23489793 - 07/29/16 04:20 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

seriously thinking about :suicide: right now.

apparently shes been with her adoptive parents for a year and is happy


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Re: How do i talk to girls? [Re: Apostle]
    #23489800 - 07/29/16 04:21 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Apostle said:
I just got a bombshell from the black girl i thought i may have impregnated.


according to her "yes shes definitely yours"

and i confirmed that she did give her up for adoption


now i'm talking to her asking if there's any chance of me getting my daughter back.

she says my contacting her sent her into a panic attack and why do i care all of a sudden?
why ask now.

so i was like

i was in prison

which is true but also i didn't think she had gone through with the birth since there were never any pics on her FB and i hadn't heard anything.

i'm pretty tore up right now.




That sucks, definitely do not mention that to the girl who seems currently interested in you.

You might have a chance someday, but accepting things as they are now will help you move on in the time being. Sounds like you created a happy human dude, that's the best outcome! Also cheer yourself up with the new girl!


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Re: How do i talk to girls? [Re: falsereality]
    #23489825 - 07/29/16 04:40 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Holy shit holo... My condolences, can't even imagine what that must feel like :hug:

At least she's with a good family.


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Re: How do i talk to girls? [Re: hex_enduction]
    #23489881 - 07/29/16 04:57 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

She should be with her father :sad:

i'm gonna see if they'll let me be an "uncle"

i won't ever mention anything about us or interfere with the adoptive parents.

i just want to be in her life some sort of way.

Appreciate the kind words


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Re: How do i talk to girls? [Re: Apostle]
    #23489939 - 07/29/16 05:31 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Here's my little girl.


her mom is sending me pics at least and being cool about things.


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Re: How do i talk to girls? [Re: Apostle]
    #23489947 - 07/29/16 05:35 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

i'm perplexed as to how this thread got so big in a week.  my advice?  just say whatever comes to your mind.  it's better to say the wrong thing than to say nothing at all


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Re: How do i talk to girls? [Re: Apostle]
    #23489968 - 07/29/16 05:45 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

What a cute baby! Hope you can hold her before she gets big


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Re: How do i talk to girls? [Re: goldcaphunter]
    #23489981 - 07/29/16 05:48 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

she was given up for adoption while i was incarcerated


im trying to see what my options are


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Re: How do i talk to girls? [Re: bass head]
    #23489986 - 07/29/16 05:50 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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i'm perplexed as to how this thread got so big in a week. 



Hi there, i'm Hologram.

My threads are always a bunch of fun! It should come as no suprise.


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Re: How do i talk to girls? [Re: Apostle] * 2
    #23490023 - 07/29/16 06:09 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Op have you heard of the dennis system? It's foolproof and all the cool kids are doing it today.


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Re: How do i talk to girls? [Re: falsereality]
    #23494132 - 07/30/16 11:36 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Quote:

Malcolm_Xtasy said:
:aweshit:

At least try and get your dick sucked




Sorry, what was I thinking... I mean't explicitly sex and not foreplay/etc.



I see right through you dude. Hahahs


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Re: How do i talk to girls? [Re: azur]
    #23494202 - 07/31/16 12:09 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

explain...


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