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Re: How do i talk to girls? [Re: trees]
    #23479432 - 07/26/16 05:39 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Man you sound you are afraid of sex... She will see you not making a move as a sign of insecurity or lack of confidence and it will turn her off quick


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Re: How do i talk to girls? [Re: trees] * 2
    #23479438 - 07/26/16 05:39 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

If you didn't care enough to text her back, why would you care enough to concern yourself with how she feels about it?
Are you sure you're not just trying to feed your ego and just hoping she feels this way? :llamastare:


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Re: How do i talk to girls? [Re: mycosis] * 1
    #23479446 - 07/26/16 05:42 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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Sophistic Radiance said:
So "taking it slowly" is "too lazy for foreplay"?

You truly are God's gift to women



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mycosis said:
haha! I've heard some excuses before but damn that is a lot of excuses not to have sex.



:canthelpbutlaugh:

I hope that works out for him


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Re: How do i talk to girls? [Re: trees]
    #23479453 - 07/26/16 05:46 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

When the time comes you'll need to know the female anatomy like as wells as a gyno would. I'd suggest doing research at http://www.the-clitoris.com/


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Re: How do i talk to girls? [Re: trees] * 1
    #23479460 - 07/26/16 05:49 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Humble brag


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Re: How do i talk to girls? [Re: MykoMykoAnay]
    #23479486 - 07/26/16 05:57 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

These are some valid points,

But here's more of how it went, I'll admit I'm a relationship noob, mostly cause of fear and feeling too content with my current situation.
After a month of just hangin we finally sex'd back like in April until she started playing games, I guess cause she knew I was a noob and i wasnt being the man she wanted so she jist started fucking w me to entertain herself. I wasn't feeling that so I started ignoring her texts. I knew she'd try to come back eventually though, I'm too interesting to forget, and surley she did. :ilold: when I saw her text come through.

Butt fuck it, she was being a dick first and I enjoy being alone for the most part anyway.


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Re: How do i talk to girls? [Re: trees] * 4
    #23479492 - 07/26/16 06:00 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Tell us more :wonka:


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Re: How do i talk to girls? [Re: Kush_Zombie]
    #23479668 - 07/26/16 06:51 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

:yeahthatsfunny:


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Re: How do i talk to girls? [Re: Apostle]
    #23480531 - 07/26/16 10:24 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Yeah, talked for two/three hours and then great foreplay, then sex ranked 8/10 by her. Have a pic i need to scrub out our faces, though (it'snot explicit and i have her consent). I have proof so yeah, just got laid. Feels great.

Also sorry for posting that comment about being in bed with her on some other thread (pics of pubbers?)

Time for round two bitches.


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Re: How do i talk to girls? [Re: falsereality] * 1
    #23480566 - 07/26/16 10:39 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

A pic of the two of you doesn't constitute proof for anything other than that you were next to a girl. And with faces removed, it really doesn't even accomplish that.


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Re: How do i talk to girls? [Re: clock_of_omens]
    #23480676 - 07/26/16 11:10 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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clock_of_omens said:
A pic of the two of you doesn't constitute proof for anything other than that you were next to a girl. And with faces removed, it really doesn't even accomplish that.




Good point, any way you can think of to throw up proof? Not proof, but here's a pic ot what her tinder matches look like.


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Re: How do i talk to girls? [Re: falsereality]
    #23480763 - 07/26/16 11:37 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

You could videotape a date of you two and upload it, or you know, not feel the need to prove you went on a date to some randoms on the internet.


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Re: How do i talk to girls? [Re: clock_of_omens]
    #23481152 - 07/27/16 03:04 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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clock_of_omens said:
You could videotape a date of you two and upload it, or you know, not feel the need to prove you went on a date to some randoms on the internet.




Any particular reason you're being dickish clock of omens? Apostle specifically requested to know how this whole thing is working out for me, to "keep him updated".

Anyways, yeah... things took off quick and too lazy for foreplay :lol:... yeah no. All those reasons I provided not to have sex were shitty, a good one though was that she was on her period. Which simply meant I earned my red wings tonight, and used the backdoor :smirk:.

Anyways, not bad for a second date.


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Re: How do i talk to girls? [Re: falsereality]
    #23481167 - 07/27/16 03:16 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Ugh, mytsery red sauce wings.

It could've been horse meat.


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Re: How do i talk to girls? [Re: LobsterSauce]
    #23481298 - 07/27/16 05:24 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Why do you feel the need to prove it? Who cares what we think?


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Re: How do i talk to girls? [Re: Apostle]
    #23481302 - 07/27/16 05:29 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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Apostle said:
How do i talk to girls?




"Please respond."


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Re: How do i talk to girls? [Re: howsyournaggerdoin]
    #23481303 - 07/27/16 05:30 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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howsyournaggerdoin said:
Quote:

Apostle said:
How do i talk to girls?




"Please respond."



You could try the Dennis system


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Damion5050's Coir Tek (I use 5.5 - 6 quarts of water instead of 4. Also ignore step 13 and ignore the monotub completely. The only purpose of this tek is to show you how to make a simple substrate. I also add gypsum to it but not necessary)
Spitball's Monotub Tek (A liner isn't necessary but is useful)
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Re: How do i talk to girls? [Re: Kush_Zombie]
    #23481306 - 07/27/16 05:33 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Care to elaborate?


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Re: How do i talk to girls? [Re: LobsterSauce]
    #23481307 - 07/27/16 05:35 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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Ugh, mytsery red sauce wings.

It could've been horse meat.




:lied:  :hahyeahwoo:


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Re: How do i talk to girls? [Re: Apostle] * 1
    #23481328 - 07/27/16 05:47 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Apostle said:
Care to elaborate?



Not really.


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Damion5050's Coir Tek (I use 5.5 - 6 quarts of water instead of 4. Also ignore step 13 and ignore the monotub completely. The only purpose of this tek is to show you how to make a simple substrate. I also add gypsum to it but not necessary)
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