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Re: How do i talk to girls? [Re: Apostle]
    #23472555 - 07/24/16 02:55 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Give that bitch some clarky-cat! Don't take it personally!


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Re: How do i talk to girls? [Re: Apostle]
    #23472556 - 07/24/16 02:57 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Apostle said:
For the record i think i'm pretty bad at courtship and am always amazed that anyone goes for the shit i spew out of my mouth.


I do like junkie chicks though.

I dated two girls that weren't into drugs and that got annoying because they wanted to take me places and do things. They don't realize that i'm a nervous wreck who hates public spaces and that the person they met was just me doing everything in my power to seem like i'm not on the verge of a nervous breakdown  24/7.


:cookiemonster:




Don't date junkie chicks, furthermore, don't turn an otherwise awesome chick into a junkie.

Also, you need to break out of your damn comfort zone, take a sledgehammer to that shit.

TL:DR; Getting out of your comfort zone and doing cool shit feels amazing once the anxiety fades, trust me, it will go way down once your brain adapts. Additionally, get sober if you can (you can, don't think for a second that you'll always be a junkie). It helps and your brain does great on it's own (if you don't have severe add like myself, or other conditions you're covering up with your use; if you do happen to have a mental condition, get a psychiatrist and be honest, say you want a normal happy life). Also, girls like to go out and do shit in public places, so you need to break down your walls.
Email me at jsmith4673872098@gmail.com and I'll shoot you my number.

If you're ever in colorado I'll take you skydiving (or indoor skydiving if we need to build up your courage). We can go cliff jumping (in deeper water at a place where you don't have to freeclimb). Seriously bro, come to CO and I'll help you out.

Once I got over my PTSD and life became a dream, a good one at that. I used to be afraid, but now I push myself out in everything I'm uncomfortable with. I was uncomfortable diving with shitty gear in costa rica, I was really uncomfortable when I saw a shark no less than 20ft from me, got out my dive knife (serrated 8" kbar) (guide signed to me the shark wasn't aggressive) then we kept on swimming with colorful flocks of fish at around 40ft depth, swam through coral reefs and it is was insane, like we were on a different planet.

I, by coincidence, was diving with one of the highest federal prosecutors (did boston bombing case) and made dinner for his family that day. He's an unbelievably nice guy, and I managed to pull his personal cell #.

Tenth dive was for my CESA certification. This badass female swam down to 30ft, I paused because the pressure difference between 30ft and 45ft is massive, but she made me go from 45 to prove that I was competent, i tried to bitch out but she literally grabbed me and held me there until I calmed down. It took me two minutes with cut air to reach the surface (way out of my comfort zone), I felt a massive adrenaline rush and thanked her for being such a great instructor. Then we moved on to the cool shit like underwater navigation and rescue maneuvers for divers freaking out under water. I collapsed both of my eardrums on that cesa as soon as I hopped on a plane that was pressurized to 8k feet (big no no in diving).

Had dinner that night sitting at a long communal table on christmas day with some gang members, the gang tats I recognized made me uncomfortable (otherwise violent), but the head dude told everyone this was a day of peace (thank fucking god) after a lower ranking dude started fucking with our server. Drank long island ice teas to celebrate and bought the table a bottle of tequila so they were more open to talk to me. Heard some crazy stories and ended up passing out on the beach -- was entirely fine when I woke up, probably because of the dive knife I had attached to my belt and the gang I bough a bottle for.

Now I take every opportunity possible to try new things, and it has restored me as a person! I used to need to be on pure xanax powder mixed with adderall and sometimes kratom to even finish HS. I managed to graduate, barely and made it into a good college. Now I had a little relapse just because of curiosity/availability of pure xanax, but I'm not even experiencing wds, talked to my pdoc who knows everything about me, and he wasn't judgemental at all, just wrote me a big script for trazodone and vallium to taper. He's even fine with my occasional kratom use :rofl:.

Now I'm legally (no illegal drugs in my system) training to be an EMTb->Paramedic and work days in a hospital datacenter getting pizzaid. Paramedic certification will take a year and a half or so of night classes. This is just for fun and go from rescue->master diver officially. Also am working on a pilot's license and taking a two classes, math and comp sci at night.

Apostle, I feel you on your anxiety, I've been there (check out what I posted last night in WCA, the spoilered text). Force yourself out of your comfort zone, don't be high while out in public.


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Re: How do i talk to girls? [Re: Apostle]
    #23477822 - 07/26/16 06:27 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Apostle said:
lookling forward to it.

My Lord there was so many cute girls at the Gym today.

:aweoverdose:




So that girl from tinder I mentioned, we went on a date tonight that consisted of five hours of bowling/lasertag with a lot of conversation, pretty much talked the entire time except while playing laser tag with two wooks who tried to get violent and a bunch of people. I noticed a guy Immediately to be military, so I got close and asked him what branch, former air force. Badass too, he took our team aside and broke down the game plan to destroy the enemy base, while covering our own. We both rushed out and ducked down in a good sniper spot, I watched his back and he just destroyed everyone that tried to be attack us or go up to the level we secured, we talked about our individual jrotc experiences, and they were far different, his school wasn't abusive at all.

Deviating from the main story here, but tinder girl and I partnered up and I taught her some basic strategies like keeping your ass behind cover and flanking/stacking/leapfrogging :lol:.

Next round the ref broke us up because it was pretty unbalanced. Two guys with weapons training and tactics directing two squads of untrained people worked pretty damn well.

Then there was a free for all, which was fun, and two more rounds of team lasertag where you go out on two levels and try to destroy/defend their base.

No chances to talk though, so we switched back to bowling, and talked/bowled until the place shut down at 12pm.

After that I walked her back to her car and we chatted for 30 mins or so, then walked to my car for another 30mins for some unknown reason, no reason actually, we were just deep into conversation about our lives, told each other a lot of shit. We just decided fuckit, we're laying down on the grass, she progressively got closer, and cuddled up with me laying on my back and her on my left side leaning her body against mine. We just enjoyed each other's presence for three hours along with some pretty deep conversation. I was incredibly surprised when she stole a kiss...

I run cold, comfortably, and can either choose to shiver or relax as much as possible and just let my body get colder, she thought I was cold but I can handle cold well, she asked me to prove it and closed my eyes and relaxed everything until I could only feel my breathing. Opened my eyes and went back to the conversation, then I started shivering again because it was colder than usual for a summer night. She told me to try not shivering again and close my eyes, boom, She's on top of me kissing me like we were in some romcom.

She's a phenomenal kisser btw, I've made out with a number of girls but damn was she skilled, no sloppiness, or throat tongue fucking (grimace) she just had very graceful form. That lasted a couple minutes because we were in public and, while it was completely dark, the last thing I wanted was to get picked on by the cops. So, trying to keep her from jumping me, We moved to the front seats of my car because this date felt like way more than a tinder hookup, and I didn't want to rush to sex. She was down though. Both of our cellphones died but we still chatted until we could see the sunrise. That was a ten hour date, and a solid eight hours of great conversation. She stole the kiss first :love:... so, I really couldn't imagine any alterations that would have made it better.

Guess what? She's coming over to my house when she wakes up and is going to chill ((still have to upload a selfie to prove this is happening) who knows what will happen?) for a few hours, then we're hiking one of the hardest trails in Colorado, it will break you repeatedly if you're unfit and I consider it a solid hour and a half of HIIT. Since we're doing it at night I asked her if she would be comfortable with me carrying a gun incase we run into, idk, a mountain lion or some shit. Turns out she's into guns and her whole family carries.

It feels weird because I felt way more of an emotional attachment to this girl than I have felt in quite a while, we just clicked.

As far as talking to girls, learn as much about them as possible without being creepy, find out their favorite everything, it deviates from here based on age, but I like to turn the conversation as deep as goddamn possible.


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Re: How do i talk to girls? [Re: falsereality] * 1
    #23477832 - 07/26/16 06:33 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

You don't have to upload a pic for proof :rofl:

that was a really cute first date, I'm happy it went well for you

I might have to try Tinder again after hearing about ur experience

netflix n' chill when she wakes up :thumbup:


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Re: How do i talk to girls? [Re: falsereality]
    #23477844 - 07/26/16 06:39 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

I am a mentally unstable drug addict, i dont have a comfort zone.:sad:


Also im not physically hooked and have no intention of stopping. Just had a lovely relapse for breakfast actually.

Reading your write up now :awesome:!


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Re: How do i talk to girls? [Re: Crixalis]
    #23477850 - 07/26/16 06:42 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Crixalis said:
You don't have to upload a pic for proof :rofl:

that was a really cute first date, I'm happy it went well for you

I might have to try Tinder again after hearing about ur experience

netflix n' chill when she wakes up :thumbup:




Thinking about it, might keep it light for a while (still sexual, but progressively so).

Anyways, thanks man. I appreciate it.

If you're going to use tinder use the guide I made, it's how I'm never lonely.


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Re: How do i talk to girls? [Re: Apostle]
    #23477860 - 07/26/16 06:48 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Apostle said:
How do i talk to girls?




Whatever you do, don't imitate them with a goofy funny voice :standingby:


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Re: How do i talk to girls? [Re: Asante]
    #23477868 - 07/26/16 06:55 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Im working on a couple milfs atm.

Im hoping older women will be more straightforward and care less about my being a non-contributing member of society since they have their own money and only need me for sex and have no plans of creating a future with me.

Is plenty of fish still active?

I dont like tinder.

Also thinking about fetlife dot com

I used to bang a chick who did porn and she swore by it. Its like facebook but xrated and its all about meeting ppl near by n fuckin


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Re: How do i talk to girls? [Re: Apostle] * 2
    #23477880 - 07/26/16 07:11 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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Apostle said:
Im hoping older women will be more straightforward and care less about my being a non-contributing member of society since they have their own money and only need me for sex and have no plans of creating a future with me.





Dammit son, I know you have every reason to have low self esteem being a deadbeat freeloader and all but really man?

Older women are fine, but your whole talk of your perceived inferiority reeks into the high heavens. More so, it wafts from you into the faces of your prospective mates and turns them away from you.

Crawl out of the hole you dug for yourself and LIVE.

Build yourself up man, confidence. Not the narcissist kind but a good sense of self respect.

You are one half of a happily ever after couple. Be the best half that you can be. That does not start with doing the stuff you feel is out of your league but raising your league internally.

Pride man, not political pride or national pride or racial pride but pride in you yourself as a person. Be a man of honor.

Say to yourself:

I will not let low self esteem ruin my chances for love  :dontdothat:

Be honorable in what you do. Plenty of bums carry themselves with dignity. Its not how much you contribute now or how rich you are, its realizing your inner potential and BUILDING YOUR INNER CAPITAL.

You are never too good for someone.. except for the sorry ass image you have of yourself.

Stand up and walk  :cheer:


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Re: How do i talk to girls? [Re: Apostle]
    #23477914 - 07/26/16 07:29 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Apostle said:
Im working on a couple milfs atm.

Im hoping older women will be more straightforward and care less about my being a non-contributing member of society since they have their own money and only need me for sex and have no plans of creating a future with me.

Is plenty of fish still active?

I dont like tinder.

Also thinking about fetlife dot com

I used to bang a chick who did porn and she swore by it. Its like facebook but xrated and its all about meeting ppl near by n fuckin



I'm 24 and my girlfriend is 29. There's definitely a level of maturity you won't find with these young tinder hoes. I'm still trying to find my place in "society" so to speak and she really doesn't put any pressure on me to do so. As far as creating a future, I feel like most women are gonna expect that, especially older ones. I've already been dragged to like 4 weddings and I always get asked when I'm gonna propose jokingly (but they really aren't joking). :rolleyes:


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Re: How do i talk to girls? [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy] * 1
    #23477918 - 07/26/16 07:31 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Throw away the key, because they want your life on lockdown.


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Re: How do i talk to girls? [Re: LobsterSauce] * 2
    #23478140 - 07/26/16 09:22 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Op, I'm not sure if it's been mentioned yet, but if you've never tried the D.E.N.N.I.S. system it's foolproof. Hell it'll even leave an opening to hook up with any past chick you've done it to.


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Re: How do i talk to girls? [Re: LuSiD enthusiast] * 1
    #23478142 - 07/26/16 09:23 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Page 13 and that still isn't old :lolsy:


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How to get started in bulk:
Presto 23-Quart Pressure Cooker
BOD's Simple as FUCK Still Air Box
PastyWhyte's Easy Agar Tek
Munchauzen's Cultivation Video Series
How EvilMushroom666 Prepares His Grains (I use jars with Synthetic Filter Discs)
What is G2G? (Grain-to-Grain)
Damion5050's Coir Tek (I use 5.5 - 6 quarts of water instead of 4. Also ignore step 13 and ignore the monotub completely. The only purpose of this tek is to show you how to make a simple substrate. I also add gypsum to it but not necessary)
Spitball's Monotub Tek (A liner isn't necessary but is useful)
Use 6500k lights throughout the whole process. When you wake up, turn the light on. When you go to sleep turn the light off. It's as simple as that.


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Re: How do i talk to girls? [Re: Asante]
    #23478146 - 07/26/16 09:25 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Dont let my self-deprecating talk fool you.
I think you think that i care more about those things than i do.


I judge myself based on whether or not im in shape(and to a lesser degree by my wit) and thats about it so as long as im not fat im pretty much a cocky bastard.
Anything said to the contrary are just lighthearted jabs at myself to keep an often inflated ego in check.


Which isnt to say that i have a healthy self image or that i even like myself but i do know that if theres one thing im good at its sex and coversating(obviously not good at counting). i guess that helps me feel confident with presenting myself.

All the same i do appreciate the pep talk.


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Re: How do i talk to girls? [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
    #23478155 - 07/26/16 09:29 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

That sounda awesome.


Howd yall meet?


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Re: How do i talk to girls? [Re: LuSiD enthusiast]
    #23478328 - 07/26/16 10:44 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Everyone is talking about the DENNIS system, but how about the MAC system or even scraps. Also, let's not disregard use of the implication.


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Re: How do i talk to girls? [Re: clock_of_omens] * 1
    #23478333 - 07/26/16 10:45 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

I like franks "drop a magnum condom" technique best.


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Re: How do i talk to girls? [Re: Apostle]
    #23478341 - 07/26/16 10:49 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

PastyWhyte's Easy PantyDropper Tek


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How to get started in bulk:
Presto 23-Quart Pressure Cooker
BOD's Simple as FUCK Still Air Box
PastyWhyte's Easy Agar Tek
Munchauzen's Cultivation Video Series
How EvilMushroom666 Prepares His Grains (I use jars with Synthetic Filter Discs)
What is G2G? (Grain-to-Grain)
Damion5050's Coir Tek (I use 5.5 - 6 quarts of water instead of 4. Also ignore step 13 and ignore the monotub completely. The only purpose of this tek is to show you how to make a simple substrate. I also add gypsum to it but not necessary)
Spitball's Monotub Tek (A liner isn't necessary but is useful)
Use 6500k lights throughout the whole process. When you wake up, turn the light on. When you go to sleep turn the light off. It's as simple as that.


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Re: How do i talk to girls? [Re: Apostle] * 1
    #23478356 - 07/26/16 10:54 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Apostle said:
I like franks "drop a magnum condom" technique best.




:canthelpbutlaugh:


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Re: How do i talk to girls? [Re: sanchothestoner] * 2
    #23478655 - 07/26/16 01:02 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

I like the have a good personality, awesome interesting job, and loving heart technique :lolsy:

but fuck me right?!


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