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Re: How do i talk to girls? [Re: Kush_Zombie]
    #23471955 - 07/24/16 10:51 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

go to na

get a girl and someone to get high with!


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Re: How do i talk to girls? [Re: thelanzii] * 1
    #23471964 - 07/24/16 10:56 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

i want to push my face into those breasts.


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Re: How do i talk to girls? [Re: goop]
    #23471965 - 07/24/16 10:56 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

I have little experience but once had really good results talking to a girl I'd just met by telling her about mushroom cultivation, and using scientific words like "cloning" and "isolating genetics", and "temperature gradients" n shit. Made her laugh a few times in the conversation too which I think was critical. As I spoke all this science bs she was all :sexymeow: and ended up being a short term gf for a little while.


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Re: How do i talk to girls? [Re: goop]
    #23471971 - 07/24/16 10:59 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Good job man, humor is a big plus!


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Re: How do i talk to girls? [Re: Apostle]
    #23472000 - 07/24/16 11:16 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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Apostle said:
Good job man, humor is a big plus!




I'll also say that if you're in vegas and fit I'll have that sex party organizer hook you up! You'll be walking around in a massive room with hundreds of scantily clad and naked girls/guys. Also, big bowls of condoms that get refilled, along side individually packaged lube. Being bi yourself you could definitely set up some crazy shit.


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Re: How do i talk to girls? [Re: falsereality]
    #23472004 - 07/24/16 11:18 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

i've turned down a threesome with my girl and her girlfriend before

i like my sex one on one.


Although in did spitroast a black chick with my homeboy.


i guess i can do more than one person if i don't care about the person i'm fucking.


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Re: How do i talk to girls? [Re: Apostle]
    #23472016 - 07/24/16 11:21 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

I'm finding now that humor is required and if you don't have it then you're pretty much fucked.

I've got it down to a science. When hangin with a new girl, she has to laugh at something from you at least once every 10 minutes. The more the better. If she isn't laughing at all then you're fucked.

In my experience so far..


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Re: How do i talk to girls? [Re: goop]
    #23472034 - 07/24/16 11:27 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

some people tell me i'm funny


I don't really see it but i'm not gonna argue. Maybe they don't realize i'm not joking with the absurd shit i let come out of my mouth.



:cookiemonster:


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Re: How do i talk to girls? [Re: Apostle]
    #23472263 - 07/24/16 12:41 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

lol @ all the egotistical guys in this thread who think they're PLAYAS because they bag a bunch of junkie trash bitches

Ya'll don't know the first fucking thing about talking smooth into a ladies crevice

Ya'll got broken charisma



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Re: How do i talk to girls? [Re: twighead]
    #23472266 - 07/24/16 12:44 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

how to pick up girls

1) look attractive

2) have money

3) have friends

4) pretend you're will smith

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20) share the same interest


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Re: How do i talk to girls? [Re: Konyap]
    #23472272 - 07/24/16 12:47 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

just be a mysterious bad boy, and the girls will flood..... trust me :douchewink:


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Re: How do i talk to girls? [Re: sanchothestoner] * 1
    #23472327 - 07/24/16 01:12 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

be yourself, confidence arises naturally when one abides in the heart chakra :rockon:


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Re: How do i talk to girls? [Re: g00ru]
    #23472369 - 07/24/16 01:30 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Alot of peoples self sucks though


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Re: How do i talk to girls? [Re: goop]
    #23472372 - 07/24/16 01:31 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

well then ego death that hoe XD !!


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Re: How do i talk to girls? [Re: g00ru]
    #23472413 - 07/24/16 01:49 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Just got 100% confirmation on a date tonight with the girl that rides horses for a living :wink:. Same girl I posted some messages up of. She seems to like me, hitting on me with some innuendo/humor. Going to steal a kiss if the moment's right. I'll keep you guys (Apostle) posted. She even set up another date before our first one tonight :love:. Riding her horse :wink:, not exactly sure if that was literal or figurative, but I'm pretty sure it's both.

I'm going to post the whole conversation from tinder to texting ending in a selfie with both of us tonight (faces scrubbed). Might also bump my tinder thread with the transcript, because it took a long goddamn time to figure out how to use Tinder successfully, and about an hour to gather resources and add on from the tips I gave hex.


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Re: How do i talk to girls? [Re: sanchothestoner] * 1
    #23472432 - 07/24/16 01:57 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

sanchothestoner said:
just be a mysterious bad boy, and the girls will flood..... trust me :douchewink:



Worked for me so far :lol:


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oh ive cried on drugs

sunshine said:
Tragic.  I told the cop not to do it but he didn't listen.


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Re: How do i talk to girls? [Re: twighead]
    #23472443 - 07/24/16 02:00 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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lol @ all the egotistical guys in this thread who think they're PLAYAS because they bag a bunch of junkie trash bitches





For the record i think i'm pretty bad at courtship and am always amazed that anyone goes for the shit i spew out of my mouth.


I do like junkie chicks though.

I dated two girls that weren't into drugs and that got annoying because they wanted to take me places and do things. They don't realize that i'm a nervous wreck who hates public spaces and that the person they met was just me doing everything in my power to seem like i'm not on the verge of a nervous breakdown  24/7.


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Re: How do i talk to girls? [Re: hex_enduction]
    #23472444 - 07/24/16 02:00 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

hex_enduction said:
Quote:

sanchothestoner said:
just be a mysterious bad boy, and the girls will flood..... trust me :douchewink:



Worked for me so far :lol:




yeee hex knows what's up.


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Re: How do i talk to girls? [Re: falsereality]
    #23472445 - 07/24/16 02:02 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

lookling forward to it.

My Lord there was so many cute girls at the Gym today.

:aweoverdose:


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Re: How do i talk to girls? [Re: twighead]
    #23472454 - 07/24/16 02:06 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

also, you can't just discredit a pick up because the target was a drug user.

i can see if i was like "here's some crack" and got laid but that's just not the case.

The "junky" was the first girl to make me use a condom and it took the longest for her to put out. Also she wasn't actually a junky until after meeting me.


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