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Re: How do i talk to girls? [Re: xzylocybin] * 2
    #23471149 - 07/24/16 12:50 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

I can take a gaycation but i am deeply in love with the female figure, scent, and energy.

They are not all that bad man.

you just have to accept the nature of women as they accept(or try to) the nature of man.

For example:

i had to deal with my (ex)girl using emotion over logic to guide her decisions
and
She had to deal with my trying to enter her every orifice 24/7 whether she was in the mood or not.


We both have our flaws


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Re: How do i talk to girls? [Re: Apostle] * 2
    #23471159 - 07/24/16 12:56 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

that is what prostitutes are for, women are fun to fuck but if you fall in love with them they will destroy you, and getting to know them is most often intolerable, just get a nice boyfriend and fuck prostitutes on the side


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Re: How do i talk to girls? [Re: xzylocybin] * 1
    #23471162 - 07/24/16 01:00 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Why would i give money to a woman i know is thirsting for my cock anyway?


Believe it or not i've been "kept" before(essentially a spoiled boytoy) and i could never see myself going to the other side of that spectrum.

the money would be better spent on a shot of heroin for after i'm done fapping.


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Re: How do i talk to girls? [Re: xzylocybin]
    #23471165 - 07/24/16 01:02 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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that is what prostitutes are for,



Those are for letting in your house and mentally enslaving so that they don't run off to someone elses house and pay him instead.


do not,under any circumstance, give them money.


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Re: How do i talk to girls? [Re: Apostle]
    #23471168 - 07/24/16 01:04 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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Apostle said:
Why would i give money to a woman i know is thirsting for my cock anyway?


Believe it or not i've been "kept" before(essentially a spoiled boytoy) and i could never see myself going to the other side of that spectrum.

the money would be better spent on a shot of heroin for after i'm done fapping.




Sounds depressing man

You don't want a wife and kids, with a little frufru dog and a 40 year mortgage?


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Re: How do i talk to girls? [Re: Apostle]
    #23471169 - 07/24/16 01:06 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

well then just a boyfriend who is OK with you fucking girls on the side, it is way easier to negotiate that kind of thing with a guy, they understand and don't trip out as much


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Re: How do i talk to girls? [Re: Repertoire89]
    #23471173 - 07/24/16 01:09 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Sometimes

The wife and kids at least.

More for the kid than anything, i could do without the wife but i know it would be healthier if we are a unit.

That's not realistic though because i'm a drug addict.

so it goes.
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xzylocybin said:
well then just a boyfriend who is OK with you fucking girls on the side, it is way easier to negotiate that kind of thing with a guy, they understand and don't trip out as much





The thing about guys is, i don't actually like them.

they are alot easier though, this is true.


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Re: How do i talk to girls? [Re: Apostle]
    #23471182 - 07/24/16 01:16 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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Sometimes

The wife and kids at least.

More for the kid than anything, i could do without the wife but i know it would be healthier if we are a unit.

That's not realistic though because i'm a drug addict.




The lady is more important to me than a kid

Part of me thinks I should just go poly though
Or marry like 5 women and mind fuck them into submission


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Re: How do i talk to girls? [Re: Apostle]
    #23471183 - 07/24/16 01:18 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

unfortunately man butts are hairy and stinky, but women are mean hearted bitches, maybe you could pay to be gelded, I read that 80% of men who get the operation end up happy with it


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Re: How do i talk to girls? [Re: xzylocybin]
    #23471189 - 07/24/16 01:24 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Gelded?


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Re: How do i talk to girls? [Re: Repertoire89] * 1
    #23471190 - 07/24/16 01:25 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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Repertoire89 said:
Or marry like 5 women and mind fuck them into submission




Worth it, although there were only two, my friend is a serious vegas swinger and sets up sex parties, this was a gift from her.



I don't think I'm sold on the whole marriage bit...


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Re: How do i talk to girls? [Re: Repertoire89]
    #23471191 - 07/24/16 01:28 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Edit

Nvm i take that back



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Re: How do i talk to girls? [Re: falsereality]
    #23471193 - 07/24/16 01:30 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Hot!

I should be sleeping.


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Re: How do i talk to girls? [Re: Apostle]
    #23471197 - 07/24/16 01:32 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

yea man. castration, if you don't have a sex drive you won't worry about that stupid pointless shit anymore


Edited by xzylocybin (07/24/16 01:33 AM)


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Re: How do i talk to girls? [Re: xzylocybin]
    #23471207 - 07/24/16 01:46 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Id probably still want to rub my face against boobies for as long as the girl would let me.

That soft skin tho.


I guess im going to have to get my shit together for a bit.

Im just being jaded. I do want to try again.


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Re: How do i talk to girls? [Re: Apostle]
    #23471211 - 07/24/16 01:47 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Apostle said:

I guess im going to have to get my shit together for a bit.

Im just being jaded. I do want to try again.




Shit I feel you on that

Being injured meant I couldn't work
No work means no money
And so forth

Not that I spend more on women than they spend on me, but being flat broke doesn't help
Its been almost a year since I've been intimate with a lady


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Re: How do i talk to girls? [Re: Repertoire89]
    #23471352 - 07/24/16 03:43 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Ok op. This 6 step weird trick will land you any girl you see.(number 4 will blow your mind)

1. Demonstrate your value

2. Engage her physically

3. Nurture her dependence on you

4. Neglect her emotionally

5. Inspire hope

6. Seperate entirely

I call it the d.e.n.n.i.s. system. Works eveerytime. Can't believe nobody's mentioned it yet.


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Not LSD, you can't get addicted to LSD, it was built by scientists.

I ain't got no demons that gonna get woke.


In erowid we trust.

Just take your damn pills and don't ask any questions, you'll be fine.


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Re: How do i talk to girls? [Re: LuSiD enthusiast] * 1
    #23471356 - 07/24/16 03:49 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

:flamethrow::onfire:


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Re: How do i talk to girls? [Re: Sophistic Radiance] * 2
    #23471364 - 07/24/16 04:00 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

this entire thread reads like

:woah:

and then some

:lolwut:

followed by

:girlofdisapproval:


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Re: How do i talk to girls? [Re: Cosmic_Flame]
    #23471366 - 07/24/16 04:04 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

I usually talk to girls with my mouth


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