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How do i talk to girls?
#23467310 - 07/22/16 07:52 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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I want to have a girlfriend.
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Niffla



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Re: How do i talk to girls? [Re: Apostle] 2
#23467331 - 07/22/16 07:56 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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me too man
but let's face it we're destined to be
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Re: How do i talk to girls? [Re: Apostle] 9
#23467334 - 07/22/16 07:57 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Step 1: look at female Step 2: open mouth Step 3: insert foot Step 4: ?????????? Step 5: get beaten up by girl's father Step 6: cry Step 7: die alone
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Re: How do i talk to girls? [Re: Apostle] 1
#23467335 - 07/22/16 07:58 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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lmao tek
anywaves home slice just be yo self
talk bout ur feelings n' shit, ya digg?
when you makin yo move homie, make sure to look into their eyes...
then whip it out! real quick, no hesitation.
don't forget to raw dog her the first time around to assert ur dominance
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Re: How do i talk to girls? [Re: Niffla] 1
#23467337 - 07/22/16 07:58 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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I feel like if i can get myself together for a day or two i can attract a women for long enough that she'll get invested and stick around for a bit after she realizes i'm cancerous.
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Re: How do i talk to girls? [Re: Crixalis] 2
#23467345 - 07/22/16 08:01 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
Crixalis said:
don't forget to raw dog her the first time around to assert ur dominance
Oh, of course.
Do people really use rubbers?
That shouldn't even be considered sex.
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Re: How do i talk to girls? [Re: Apostle] 1
#23467386 - 07/22/16 08:10 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Say Hello and if they seem like they are interested in talking then charm the pants off them. Be nice. See what her interests are to see if you're even interseted in her. Say something funny. Tell her something about yourself. Do something to show her you're like a bad boy type, but nothing too crazy. Make her laugh again and show her a good time.
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Re: How do i talk to girls? [Re: Apostle] 7
#23467396 - 07/22/16 08:13 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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When you meet one, scream like a little girl and run away. Women love a man of mystery.
Edited by Le_Canard (07/22/16 08:18 PM)
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Bill_Oreilly
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Re: How do i talk to girls? [Re: Apostle]
#23467397 - 07/22/16 08:13 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Apostle said: I want to have a girlfriend.
Don't take any advice about girls from this thread unless you want to end up in the friend zone for all eternity
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Re: How do i talk to girls? [Re: Lophosaurus] 3
#23467401 - 07/22/16 08:16 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Ok, how's this for a joke.
Why do girls wear make up and perfume?
because they're ugly and they stink.
That one actually has gotten me some results.
I feel like i have the "bad boy" thing down but honestly, if they are into that they are probably not a good choice for me. I'm trying to get someone who is less exposed to the lifestyle i used to live and who will be a good influence on me.
I like music and can recite entire songs from different genres and find music a very universal topic so it helps to be able to talk about that.
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Re: How do i talk to girls? [Re: Le_Canard]
#23467403 - 07/22/16 08:16 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Le_Canard said: Wehn you meet one, scream like a little girl and run away. Women love a man of mystery.
Trying this tomorrow.
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Re: How do i talk to girls? [Re: Apostle] 1
#23467414 - 07/22/16 08:22 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Sophistic Radiance said: Step 1: look at female Step 2: open mouth Step 3: insert foot Step 4: ?????????? Step 5: get beaten up by girl's father Step 6: cry Step 7: die alone
lmao shit had me rolling
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Apostle said: I feel like if i can get myself together for a day or two i can attract a women for long enough that she'll get invested and stick around for a bit after she realizes i'm cancerous.
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Re: How do i talk to girls? [Re: Apostle]
#23467415 - 07/22/16 08:22 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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That joke might work. Knock'em down and then build'em back up. Finding someone with good musical tastes is a must. I couldn't imagine being dragged to a Celine Dion or Beyonce concert by my girlfriend. Mostly just have a good time and make them laugh and be confident but not overly confident either.
I have good advice Bill. I've had one night stands, long term relationships, and I am married now.
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Re: How do i talk to girls? [Re: Lophosaurus] 2
#23467417 - 07/22/16 08:23 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Lophosaurus said:
I have good advice
Quote:
I am married now
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Re: How do i talk to girls? [Re: Crixalis]
#23467425 - 07/22/16 08:27 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Crixalis said: lmao tek
anywaves home slice just be yo self
talk bout ur feelings n' shit, ya digg?
when you makin yo move homie, make sure to look into their eyes...
then whip it out! real quick, no hesitation.
don't forget to raw dog her the first time around to assert ur dominance
solid advice.
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Re: How do i talk to girls? [Re: Apostle] 2
#23467473 - 07/22/16 08:48 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Step One: Watch every romantic comedy ever made.
Step Two: Take notes of how the guys act.
Step Three: Emulate notes
Step Four: Walk to girl and emulate notes.
Step Five: Get girl to go on date.
Step Six: Slowly fall in love with the right girl.
Step Seven: Enjoy your new girlfriend
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Quote:
LogicaL Chaos said: Step One: Watch every romantic comedy ever made.
Step Two: Take notes of how the guys act.
Step Three: Emulate notes
Step Four: Walk to girl and emulate notes.
Step Five: Get girl to go on date.
Step Six: Slowly fall in love with the right girl.
Step Seven: Enjoy your new girlfriend 
I feel like you should get banned for this post
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Re: How do i talk to girls? [Re: Sanguin3] 1
#23467486 - 07/22/16 08:54 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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1 be handsome 2 have money 3 give no fucks about them
now you are ready to actually talk to them 1 be a complete asshole, you got the moneys and looks so who gives a fuck how you talk to them? 2 read step 1

or you could just talk to them like a normal human being
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Quote:
LogicaL Chaos said: Step One: Watch every romantic comedy ever made.
I guess i don't really NEED a girlfriend...
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