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This may be a stupid question so forgive me in advance
    #23466760 - 07/22/16 05:11 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

But is the theory correct that the more you piss, the quicker weed gets out of your system for a drug test?


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Re: This may be a stupid question so forgive me in advance [Re: Niffla]
    #23466765 - 07/22/16 05:13 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Just buy fake piss.:qblock:


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Re: This may be a stupid question so forgive me in advance [Re: trekie] * 1
    #23466768 - 07/22/16 05:13 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Pretty sure that theory is 100% bullshit


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Re: This may be a stupid question so forgive me in advance [Re: hex_enduction] * 1
    #23466771 - 07/22/16 05:15 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

niffla your either thinking of the short term dilution method or some arbitrary bs some stoner believes.


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Re: This may be a stupid question so forgive me in advance [Re: trekie]
    #23466772 - 07/22/16 05:17 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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trekie said:
Just buy fake piss.:qblock:




I don't have a test immediately imminent, although I will have to take one sooner or later. I think there's about a 98% chance that I'd pass if I had to take it today. I was just wondering, though.

If my memory serves me right I haven't smoked in about 21 days and and about all I blazed up in the past 3 months combined was a single bowl.


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Re: This may be a stupid question so forgive me in advance [Re: ReposadoXochipilli] * 1
    #23466774 - 07/22/16 05:17 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

I'm pretty sure it's stored in fat. So do like a bajillion jumping jacks WHILE peeing


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Re: This may be a stupid question so forgive me in advance [Re: plasma]
    #23466782 - 07/22/16 05:19 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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So do like a bajillion jumping jacks WHILE peeing





sounds kinda hard man


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Re: This may be a stupid question so forgive me in advance [Re: Niffla] * 1
    #23466792 - 07/22/16 05:21 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Yeah i buy synthetic urine in bulk when job hunting and always have some in my lunch box just in case. :smuglook:


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Re: This may be a stupid question so forgive me in advance [Re: Niffla]
    #23466802 - 07/22/16 05:23 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Niffla said:
Quote:

plasma said:
So do like a bajillion jumping jacks WHILE peeing





sounds kinda hard man




Mhm. The logic is solid. A bajillion sounds like overkill tho. A trillion and three is probably sufficient.  :freewilly:


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Re: This may be a stupid question so forgive me in advance [Re: goldcaphunter] * 1
    #23466822 - 07/22/16 05:28 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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goldcaphunter said:Mhm. The logic is solid. A bajillion sounds like overkill tho. A trillion and three is probably sufficient.  :freewilly:




No, the logic is not solid.

Exercising breaks down fat cells, releasing the metabolites into your body. If anything you want to add fat cells.


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Re: This may be a stupid question so forgive me in advance [Re: luvdemshrooms] * 2
    #23466827 - 07/22/16 05:30 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

It's a joke. Cool your tits,man. :hug:


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Re: This may be a stupid question so forgive me in advance [Re: goldcaphunter] * 1
    #23466834 - 07/22/16 05:31 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

It was a serious question deserving of a serious answer.


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Re: This may be a stupid question so forgive me in advance [Re: luvdemshrooms]
    #23466855 - 07/22/16 05:37 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

I want science!


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Re: This may be a stupid question so forgive me in advance [Re: Niffla]
    #23466858 - 07/22/16 05:39 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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Niffla said:
But is the theory correct that the more you piss, the quicker weed gets out of your system for a drug test?





You can also sweat out the weed by running in the hot sun

:underage:


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Re: This may be a stupid question so forgive me in advance [Re: plasma] * 1
    #23466863 - 07/22/16 05:39 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Ok.
H2o. I did the science.


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Re: This may be a stupid question so forgive me in advance [Re: Niffla]
    #23466867 - 07/22/16 05:41 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

It's all about burning fat and pissing/shitting that stuff out. So in theory the harder you work your body, the faster it will expel any metabolites or foreign substances. AgentX works great though as a substitute for urine if you don't have a lot of time.


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Re: This may be a stupid question so forgive me in advance [Re: Shiithead]
    #23466899 - 07/22/16 05:49 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Pretty sure that if you're urine is completely transparent then you'll have less toxins show up, but they check for discoloration, so having a red bull or some sort of drink that's high in vitamin b should make it look normal. That's how I passed the only drug test that I had to take.


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Re: This may be a stupid question so forgive me in advance [Re: Shiithead]
    #23466904 - 07/22/16 05:50 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Thanks, fellas. I really appreciate all the replies and feedback.

So what do y'all think? One bowl in something like 3 months. 21 days since that one bowl out of a small, handheld glass pipe.

Think I'm clean by now?


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Re: This may be a stupid question so forgive me in advance [Re: Niffla]
    #23466912 - 07/22/16 05:53 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

I drink a gallon of water a day for two days leading up to it, get a good two clear morning pisses done, then catch mid stream. I smoke a bowl a day and I haven't failed. I failed on blood work but not urine. It's legal here anyway but watering up, catching midstream after a few good morning ones with some coffee for color and good to go.


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Re: This may be a stupid question so forgive me in advance [Re: Niffla] * 1
    #23466913 - 07/22/16 05:53 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

I'd say you're fine but if you're unsure you could always get a home drug test for cheap.


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    #23466914 - 07/22/16 05:54 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Yeah your clean.

I would bet money on it.


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Re: This may be a stupid question so forgive me in advance [Re: Boomer The Great]
    #23466940 - 07/22/16 06:01 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

niff u smoked pot? baddddddddddd niff!!!! :growingweed:


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Re: This may be a stupid question so forgive me in advance [Re: Boomer The Great]
    #23466943 - 07/22/16 06:02 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

hex_enduction said:
I'd say you're fine but if you're unsure you could always get a home drug test for cheap.




Yeah I was thinking on doing that just to double check.

Quote:

Boomer The Great said:
Yeah your clean.

I would bet money on it.




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Re: This may be a stupid question so forgive me in advance [Re: hex_enduction]
    #23466946 - 07/22/16 06:03 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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I'd say you're fine but if you're unsure you could always get a home drug test for cheap.



What kinda names do these go under?


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Re: This may be a stupid question so forgive me in advance [Re: Cowb0yNeal00] * 1
    #23466947 - 07/22/16 06:03 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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niff u smoked pot? baddddddddddd niff!!!! :growingweed:




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    #23466948 - 07/22/16 06:04 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Niffla said:
Quote:

Cowb0yNeal00 said:
niff u smoked pot? baddddddddddd niff!!!! :growingweed:




I know man I decided to be the edgiest rebel ever and have cried myself to sleep every night since

just say no man

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    #23466950 - 07/22/16 06:05 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

:burn:


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Re: This may be a stupid question so forgive me in advance [Re: Niffla]
    #23466952 - 07/22/16 06:05 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Niffla said:
But is the theory correct that the more you piss, the quicker weed gets out of your system for a drug test?





for dilution, pretty much yes, but not necessarily.


biggest factors are: diet, body fat, metabolism, and general activity; also how much you smoked (concentration, which will be affected by the previously mentioned factors)


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    #23466957 - 07/22/16 06:06 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

You can also get thc drug-test dipsticks from dollar tree for a dollar.


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Re: This may be a stupid question so forgive me in advance [Re: Niffla] * 1
    #23466985 - 07/22/16 06:16 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

yeah youre good.

3 months and only had one bowl.

Youre good to go :bongload:


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Re: This may be a stupid question so forgive me in advance [Re: Cowb0yNeal00]
    #23466989 - 07/22/16 06:16 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Cowb0yNeal00 said:
Quote:

Niffla said:
Quote:

Cowb0yNeal00 said:
niff u smoked pot? baddddddddddd niff!!!! :growingweed:




I know man I decided to be the edgiest rebel ever and have cried myself to sleep every night since

just say no man

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Re: This may be a stupid question so forgive me in advance [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23467029 - 07/22/16 06:29 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Jokeshopbeard said:
Quote:

hex_enduction said:
I'd say you're fine but if you're unsure you could always get a home drug test for cheap.



What kinda names do these go under?



I think the one I bought (years ago) was called First Alert or First Check or something along those lines. Spent about $20 for a single use marijuana test


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    #23467036 - 07/22/16 06:31 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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yeah youre good.

3 months and only had one bowl.

Youre good to go :bongload:




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Re: This may be a stupid question so forgive me in advance [Re: Niffla] * 1
    #23467385 - 07/22/16 08:10 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Niffla said:
Thanks, fellas. I really appreciate all the replies and feedback.

So what do y'all think? One bowl in something like 3 months. 21 days since that one bowl out of a small, handheld glass pipe.

Think I'm clean by now?





You are fine


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Re: This may be a stupid question so forgive me in advance [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
    #23467413 - 07/22/16 08:21 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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Bill_Oreilly said:
Quote:

Niffla said:
Thanks, fellas. I really appreciate all the replies and feedback.

So what do y'all think? One bowl in something like 3 months. 21 days since that one bowl out of a small, handheld glass pipe.

Think I'm clean by now?





You are fine




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Re: This may be a stupid question so forgive me in advance [Re: Niffla]
    #23468357 - 07/23/16 05:51 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

I smoked every day for like pretty much 2 years straight and it took me 30 days of sobriety to pass a home piss test so ya I'd say yer good


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Re: This may be a stupid question so forgive me in advance [Re: trekie]
    #23468362 - 07/23/16 05:58 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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Yeah i buy synthetic urine in bulk when job hunting and always have some in my lunch box just in case. :smuglook:




That is disgusting.


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    #23468363 - 07/23/16 06:00 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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I smoked every day for like pretty much 2 years straight and it took me 30 days of sobriety to pass a home piss test so ya I'd say yer good





do you know the ng/L of the test you used?

different places use different tests.  different places have different standards (if anything shows, it's a fail; if it's under the ng/L it's a pass)


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    #23468366 - 07/23/16 06:03 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

koods said:
Quote:

trekie said:
Yeah i buy synthetic urine in bulk when job hunting and always have some in my lunch box just in case. :smuglook:




That is disgusting.



Hey, at least it's not actual urine.

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Re: This may be a stupid question so forgive me in advance [Re: psi]
    #23468368 - 07/23/16 06:06 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Not actual urine, but presumably has all the properties of actual urine, so it might as well be.


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Re: This may be a stupid question so forgive me in advance [Re: koods]
    #23468435 - 07/23/16 07:04 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Yeah not something you'd want to spill on your lunch.


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Re: This may be a stupid question so forgive me in advance [Re: Niffla]
    #23468536 - 07/23/16 08:10 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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But is the theory correct that the more you piss, the quicker weed gets out of your system for a drug test?



No it just means you have drank more water or other fluids and your piss is more diluted, but don't take this too far because if your piss is to much like water, it's a fail and you have to retest. You should be fine smoking one bowl that long ago. In the very early nineties I was going from temp to hire and I knew exactly when I would be hired. I had been smoking like a fiend. I bought my own urine tests from the internet because they didn't sell them at drugstores then. I gave myself 30 days. I flunked on day 21 and passed on day 27. The other thing is never take a drug test on your first piss of the morning, drink some more water but not a huge amount.
    You should be fine.


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Re: This may be a stupid question so forgive me in advance [Re: Brian Jones]
    #23468799 - 07/23/16 10:10 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

And I'm still probably at least a week or more from actually taking the test

Again thanks for all of the feedback, people. Y'all are the shit.


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Re: This may be a stupid question so forgive me in advance [Re: Niffla]
    #23469035 - 07/23/16 11:27 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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Thanks, fellas. I really appreciate all the replies and feedback.

So what do y'all think? One bowl in something like 3 months. 21 days since that one bowl out of a small, handheld glass pipe.

Think I'm clean by now?





You are fine




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Re: This may be a stupid question so forgive me in advance [Re: Bill_Oreilly] * 1
    #23469052 - 07/23/16 11:35 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

I think it's pretty bad ass that I just got drug advice from Bill O'Reilly by the way


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Re: This may be a stupid question so forgive me in advance [Re: Niffla]
    #23469054 - 07/23/16 11:36 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)



y'all gotta see this shit :rofl:


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Re: This may be a stupid question so forgive me in advance [Re: Niffla]
    #23469058 - 07/23/16 11:36 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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I think it's pretty bad ass that I just got drug advice from Bill O'Reilly by the way





Ironic isnt it :lol:


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Re: This may be a stupid question so forgive me in advance [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
    #23469063 - 07/23/16 11:40 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Hey Bill watch that clip of yourself I just posted above, shit had me rolling


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Re: This may be a stupid question so forgive me in advance [Re: Niffla]
    #23469476 - 07/23/16 02:25 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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y'all gotta see this shit :rofl:



Classic :rofl:


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Re: This may be a stupid question so forgive me in advance [Re: hex_enduction]
    #23470301 - 07/23/16 07:02 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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y'all gotta see this shit :rofl:



Classic :rofl:




Bill O'Reilly in this clip was my spirit animal at 18.


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Re: This may be a stupid question so forgive me in advance [Re: Shiithead] * 1
    #23471242 - 07/24/16 02:22 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

:lolwut:


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Re: This may be a stupid question so forgive me in advance [Re: Niffla]
    #23471962 - 07/24/16 10:56 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

what kind of kind bud do u smoke?


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Re: This may be a stupid question so forgive me in advance [Re: Niffla]
    #23472005 - 07/24/16 11:18 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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Just buy fake piss.:qblock:




I don't have a test immediately imminent, although I will have to take one sooner or later. I think there's about a 98% chance that I'd pass if I had to take it today. I was just wondering, though.

If my memory serves me right I haven't smoked in about 21 days and and about all I blazed up in the past 3 months combined was a single bowl.



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Re: This may be a stupid question so forgive me in advance [Re: Big Bear]
    #23473286 - 07/24/16 07:06 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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LogicaL Chaos said:
what kind of kind bud do u smoke?




It's decent. It's not no schwag/dirt but it's not elite quality either.

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Niffla said:
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Just buy fake piss.:qblock:




I don't have a test immediately imminent, although I will have to take one sooner or later. I think there's about a 98% chance that I'd pass if I had to take it today. I was just wondering, though.

If my memory serves me right I haven't smoked in about 21 days and and about all I blazed up in the past 3 months combined was a single bowl.



Unless you're morbidly obese, you'll be 100% fine.  Even if you are morbidly obese you're still probably fine.




this is me



I don't think I'm obese tho

I'm just big boned


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Re: This may be a stupid question so forgive me in advance [Re: Niffla]
    #23475227 - 07/25/16 11:19 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

moar to love :ruggedwink:


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Re: This may be a stupid question so forgive me in advance [Re: trekie]
    #23475754 - 07/25/16 02:48 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Niffla my older brother passed his test with the water dilution method and he had less time than you/same amount of weed smoked. It can be done.

I also saw him get clean piss, put it in a condom, paper clip the tip, cut the tip and then pin it inside his fly. Even with his proby standing right behind him in the stall it worked. haha pretty innovative. He was tweeked out on meth for that one.


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Re: This may be a stupid question so forgive me in advance [Re: Starstepper]
    #23475811 - 07/25/16 03:05 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Back when I was on probation I would smoke that morning and piss in the evening twice a week. All I drank was two large teas from mickydees and would piss as much as possible before the test. You just gotta be confident in your body and the tests. As long as it's quick cup you're good.


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