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Re: This may be a stupid question so forgive me in advance [Re: koods]
#23468435 - 07/23/16 07:04 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Yeah not something you'd want to spill on your lunch.
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Brian Jones
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Re: This may be a stupid question so forgive me in advance [Re: Niffla]
#23468536 - 07/23/16 08:10 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Niffla said: But is the theory correct that the more you piss, the quicker weed gets out of your system for a drug test?
No it just means you have drank more water or other fluids and your piss is more diluted, but don't take this too far because if your piss is to much like water, it's a fail and you have to retest. You should be fine smoking one bowl that long ago. In the very early nineties I was going from temp to hire and I knew exactly when I would be hired. I had been smoking like a fiend. I bought my own urine tests from the internet because they didn't sell them at drugstores then. I gave myself 30 days. I flunked on day 21 and passed on day 27. The other thing is never take a drug test on your first piss of the morning, drink some more water but not a huge amount. You should be fine.
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Re: This may be a stupid question so forgive me in advance [Re: Brian Jones]
#23468799 - 07/23/16 10:10 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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And I'm still probably at least a week or more from actually taking the test
Again thanks for all of the feedback, people. Y'all are the shit.
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Re: This may be a stupid question so forgive me in advance [Re: Niffla]
#23469035 - 07/23/16 11:27 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Niffla said: Thanks, fellas. I really appreciate all the replies and feedback.
So what do y'all think? One bowl in something like 3 months. 21 days since that one bowl out of a small, handheld glass pipe.
Think I'm clean by now?
You are fine

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Re: This may be a stupid question so forgive me in advance [Re: Bill_Oreilly] 1
#23469052 - 07/23/16 11:35 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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I think it's pretty bad ass that I just got drug advice from Bill O'Reilly by the way
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Re: This may be a stupid question so forgive me in advance [Re: Niffla]
#23469054 - 07/23/16 11:36 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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y'all gotta see this shit
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Edited by Niffla (07/23/16 11:38 AM)
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Bill_Oreilly
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Re: This may be a stupid question so forgive me in advance [Re: Niffla]
#23469058 - 07/23/16 11:36 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Niffla said: I think it's pretty bad ass that I just got drug advice from Bill O'Reilly by the way
Ironic isnt it
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Re: This may be a stupid question so forgive me in advance [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
#23469063 - 07/23/16 11:40 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Hey Bill watch that clip of yourself I just posted above, shit had me rolling
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Re: This may be a stupid question so forgive me in advance [Re: Niffla]
#23469476 - 07/23/16 02:25 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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y'all gotta see this shit 
Classic
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Re: This may be a stupid question so forgive me in advance [Re: hex_enduction]
#23470301 - 07/23/16 07:02 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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y'all gotta see this shit 
Classic 
Bill O'Reilly in this clip was my spirit animal at 18.
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Re: This may be a stupid question so forgive me in advance [Re: Shiithead] 1
#23471242 - 07/24/16 02:22 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Re: This may be a stupid question so forgive me in advance [Re: Niffla]
#23471962 - 07/24/16 10:56 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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what kind of kind bud do u smoke?
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Re: This may be a stupid question so forgive me in advance [Re: Niffla]
#23472005 - 07/24/16 11:18 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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trekie said: Just buy fake piss.
I don't have a test immediately imminent, although I will have to take one sooner or later. I think there's about a 98% chance that I'd pass if I had to take it today. I was just wondering, though.
If my memory serves me right I haven't smoked in about 21 days and and about all I blazed up in the past 3 months combined was a single bowl.
Unless you're morbidly obese, you'll be 100% fine. Even if you are morbidly obese you're still probably fine.
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Re: This may be a stupid question so forgive me in advance [Re: Big Bear]
#23473286 - 07/24/16 07:06 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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LogicaL Chaos said: what kind of kind bud do u smoke?
It's decent. It's not no schwag/dirt but it's not elite quality either.
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trekie said: Just buy fake piss.
I don't have a test immediately imminent, although I will have to take one sooner or later. I think there's about a 98% chance that I'd pass if I had to take it today. I was just wondering, though.
If my memory serves me right I haven't smoked in about 21 days and and about all I blazed up in the past 3 months combined was a single bowl.
Unless you're morbidly obese, you'll be 100% fine. Even if you are morbidly obese you're still probably fine.
this is me

I don't think I'm obese tho
I'm just big boned
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Re: This may be a stupid question so forgive me in advance [Re: Niffla]
#23475227 - 07/25/16 11:19 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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moar to love
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Re: This may be a stupid question so forgive me in advance [Re: trekie]
#23475754 - 07/25/16 02:48 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Niffla my older brother passed his test with the water dilution method and he had less time than you/same amount of weed smoked. It can be done.
I also saw him get clean piss, put it in a condom, paper clip the tip, cut the tip and then pin it inside his fly. Even with his proby standing right behind him in the stall it worked. haha pretty innovative. He was tweeked out on meth for that one.
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Re: This may be a stupid question so forgive me in advance [Re: Starstepper]
#23475811 - 07/25/16 03:05 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Back when I was on probation I would smoke that morning and piss in the evening twice a week. All I drank was two large teas from mickydees and would piss as much as possible before the test. You just gotta be confident in your body and the tests. As long as it's quick cup you're good.
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