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This may be a stupid question so forgive me in advance
    #23466760 - 07/22/16 05:11 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

But is the theory correct that the more you piss, the quicker weed gets out of your system for a drug test?


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Re: This may be a stupid question so forgive me in advance [Re: Niffla]
    #23466765 - 07/22/16 05:13 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Just buy fake piss.:qblock:


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Re: This may be a stupid question so forgive me in advance [Re: trekie] * 1
    #23466768 - 07/22/16 05:13 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Pretty sure that theory is 100% bullshit


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oh ive cried on drugs

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Tragic.  I told the cop not to do it but he didn't listen.


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Re: This may be a stupid question so forgive me in advance [Re: hex_enduction] * 1
    #23466771 - 07/22/16 05:15 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

niffla your either thinking of the short term dilution method or some arbitrary bs some stoner believes.


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Re: This may be a stupid question so forgive me in advance [Re: trekie]
    #23466772 - 07/22/16 05:17 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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trekie said:
Just buy fake piss.:qblock:




I don't have a test immediately imminent, although I will have to take one sooner or later. I think there's about a 98% chance that I'd pass if I had to take it today. I was just wondering, though.

If my memory serves me right I haven't smoked in about 21 days and and about all I blazed up in the past 3 months combined was a single bowl.


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Re: This may be a stupid question so forgive me in advance [Re: ReposadoXochipilli] * 1
    #23466774 - 07/22/16 05:17 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

I'm pretty sure it's stored in fat. So do like a bajillion jumping jacks WHILE peeing


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Re: This may be a stupid question so forgive me in advance [Re: plasma]
    #23466782 - 07/22/16 05:19 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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So do like a bajillion jumping jacks WHILE peeing





sounds kinda hard man


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Re: This may be a stupid question so forgive me in advance [Re: Niffla] * 1
    #23466792 - 07/22/16 05:21 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Yeah i buy synthetic urine in bulk when job hunting and always have some in my lunch box just in case. :smuglook:


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Re: This may be a stupid question so forgive me in advance [Re: Niffla]
    #23466802 - 07/22/16 05:23 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Niffla said:
Quote:

plasma said:
So do like a bajillion jumping jacks WHILE peeing





sounds kinda hard man




Mhm. The logic is solid. A bajillion sounds like overkill tho. A trillion and three is probably sufficient.  :freewilly:


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Re: This may be a stupid question so forgive me in advance [Re: goldcaphunter] * 1
    #23466822 - 07/22/16 05:28 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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goldcaphunter said:Mhm. The logic is solid. A bajillion sounds like overkill tho. A trillion and three is probably sufficient.  :freewilly:




No, the logic is not solid.

Exercising breaks down fat cells, releasing the metabolites into your body. If anything you want to add fat cells.


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Re: This may be a stupid question so forgive me in advance [Re: luvdemshrooms] * 2
    #23466827 - 07/22/16 05:30 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

It's a joke. Cool your tits,man. :hug:


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Re: This may be a stupid question so forgive me in advance [Re: goldcaphunter] * 1
    #23466834 - 07/22/16 05:31 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

It was a serious question deserving of a serious answer.


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Re: This may be a stupid question so forgive me in advance [Re: luvdemshrooms]
    #23466855 - 07/22/16 05:37 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

I want science!


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Re: This may be a stupid question so forgive me in advance [Re: Niffla]
    #23466858 - 07/22/16 05:39 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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Niffla said:
But is the theory correct that the more you piss, the quicker weed gets out of your system for a drug test?





You can also sweat out the weed by running in the hot sun

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Re: This may be a stupid question so forgive me in advance [Re: plasma] * 1
    #23466863 - 07/22/16 05:39 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Ok.
H2o. I did the science.


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Re: This may be a stupid question so forgive me in advance [Re: Niffla]
    #23466867 - 07/22/16 05:41 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

It's all about burning fat and pissing/shitting that stuff out. So in theory the harder you work your body, the faster it will expel any metabolites or foreign substances. AgentX works great though as a substitute for urine if you don't have a lot of time.


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Re: This may be a stupid question so forgive me in advance [Re: Shiithead]
    #23466899 - 07/22/16 05:49 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Pretty sure that if you're urine is completely transparent then you'll have less toxins show up, but they check for discoloration, so having a red bull or some sort of drink that's high in vitamin b should make it look normal. That's how I passed the only drug test that I had to take.


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Re: This may be a stupid question so forgive me in advance [Re: Shiithead]
    #23466904 - 07/22/16 05:50 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Thanks, fellas. I really appreciate all the replies and feedback.

So what do y'all think? One bowl in something like 3 months. 21 days since that one bowl out of a small, handheld glass pipe.

Think I'm clean by now?


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Re: This may be a stupid question so forgive me in advance [Re: Niffla]
    #23466912 - 07/22/16 05:53 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

I drink a gallon of water a day for two days leading up to it, get a good two clear morning pisses done, then catch mid stream. I smoke a bowl a day and I haven't failed. I failed on blood work but not urine. It's legal here anyway but watering up, catching midstream after a few good morning ones with some coffee for color and good to go.


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Re: This may be a stupid question so forgive me in advance [Re: Niffla] * 1
    #23466913 - 07/22/16 05:53 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

I'd say you're fine but if you're unsure you could always get a home drug test for cheap.


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