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This may be a stupid question so forgive me in advance
#23466760 - 07/22/16 05:11 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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But is the theory correct that the more you piss, the quicker weed gets out of your system for a drug test?
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Re: This may be a stupid question so forgive me in advance [Re: Niffla]
#23466765 - 07/22/16 05:13 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Just buy fake piss.
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Re: This may be a stupid question so forgive me in advance [Re: trekie] 1
#23466768 - 07/22/16 05:13 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Pretty sure that theory is 100% bullshit
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Re: This may be a stupid question so forgive me in advance [Re: hex_enduction] 1
#23466771 - 07/22/16 05:15 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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niffla your either thinking of the short term dilution method or some arbitrary bs some stoner believes.
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Re: This may be a stupid question so forgive me in advance [Re: trekie]
#23466772 - 07/22/16 05:17 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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trekie said: Just buy fake piss.
I don't have a test immediately imminent, although I will have to take one sooner or later. I think there's about a 98% chance that I'd pass if I had to take it today. I was just wondering, though.
If my memory serves me right I haven't smoked in about 21 days and and about all I blazed up in the past 3 months combined was a single bowl.
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Re: This may be a stupid question so forgive me in advance [Re: ReposadoXochipilli] 1
#23466774 - 07/22/16 05:17 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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I'm pretty sure it's stored in fat. So do like a bajillion jumping jacks WHILE peeing
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Re: This may be a stupid question so forgive me in advance [Re: plasma]
#23466782 - 07/22/16 05:19 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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plasma said: So do like a bajillion jumping jacks WHILE peeing
sounds kinda hard man
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Re: This may be a stupid question so forgive me in advance [Re: Niffla] 1
#23466792 - 07/22/16 05:21 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Yeah i buy synthetic urine in bulk when job hunting and always have some in my lunch box just in case.
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Re: This may be a stupid question so forgive me in advance [Re: Niffla]
#23466802 - 07/22/16 05:23 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Niffla said:
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plasma said: So do like a bajillion jumping jacks WHILE peeing
sounds kinda hard man
Mhm. The logic is solid. A bajillion sounds like overkill tho. A trillion and three is probably sufficient.
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Re: This may be a stupid question so forgive me in advance [Re: goldcaphunter] 1
#23466822 - 07/22/16 05:28 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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goldcaphunter said:Mhm. The logic is solid. A bajillion sounds like overkill tho. A trillion and three is probably sufficient. 
No, the logic is not solid.
Exercising breaks down fat cells, releasing the metabolites into your body. If anything you want to add fat cells.
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Re: This may be a stupid question so forgive me in advance [Re: luvdemshrooms] 2
#23466827 - 07/22/16 05:30 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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It's a joke. Cool your tits,man.
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Re: This may be a stupid question so forgive me in advance [Re: goldcaphunter] 1
#23466834 - 07/22/16 05:31 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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It was a serious question deserving of a serious answer.
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Re: This may be a stupid question so forgive me in advance [Re: luvdemshrooms]
#23466855 - 07/22/16 05:37 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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I want science!
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Re: This may be a stupid question so forgive me in advance [Re: Niffla]
#23466858 - 07/22/16 05:39 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Niffla said: But is the theory correct that the more you piss, the quicker weed gets out of your system for a drug test?
You can also sweat out the weed by running in the hot sun
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Re: This may be a stupid question so forgive me in advance [Re: plasma] 1
#23466863 - 07/22/16 05:39 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Ok. H2o. I did the science.
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Re: This may be a stupid question so forgive me in advance [Re: Niffla]
#23466867 - 07/22/16 05:41 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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It's all about burning fat and pissing/shitting that stuff out. So in theory the harder you work your body, the faster it will expel any metabolites or foreign substances. AgentX works great though as a substitute for urine if you don't have a lot of time.
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Re: This may be a stupid question so forgive me in advance [Re: Shiithead]
#23466899 - 07/22/16 05:49 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Pretty sure that if you're urine is completely transparent then you'll have less toxins show up, but they check for discoloration, so having a red bull or some sort of drink that's high in vitamin b should make it look normal. That's how I passed the only drug test that I had to take.
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Re: This may be a stupid question so forgive me in advance [Re: Shiithead]
#23466904 - 07/22/16 05:50 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Thanks, fellas. I really appreciate all the replies and feedback.
So what do y'all think? One bowl in something like 3 months. 21 days since that one bowl out of a small, handheld glass pipe.
Think I'm clean by now?
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Re: This may be a stupid question so forgive me in advance [Re: Niffla]
#23466912 - 07/22/16 05:53 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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I drink a gallon of water a day for two days leading up to it, get a good two clear morning pisses done, then catch mid stream. I smoke a bowl a day and I haven't failed. I failed on blood work but not urine. It's legal here anyway but watering up, catching midstream after a few good morning ones with some coffee for color and good to go.
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Re: This may be a stupid question so forgive me in advance [Re: Niffla] 1
#23466913 - 07/22/16 05:53 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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I'd say you're fine but if you're unsure you could always get a home drug test for cheap.
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