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InvisibleDrugstore
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Drug tests
    #23465566 - 07/22/16 10:30 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

How do you deal with them when you can't or don't want to abstain from all substances, and you've got 2 a week?

I've used (and even reused with another handwarmer) quickfix synthetic piss, with much success. But that shit costs $40+tax for 3 oz, and I don't think I know anybody I could "borrow" from that would actually pass a drug test. :lol:

Benzos and stims at least only take a few days to get out, so I can have them right after a test. Same with alcohol, and even weed is out in like 3 days for me with one or two uses at no tolerance. Psychedelics aren't much of a concern.

But I can't help but be worried - I even popped positive for :kratom: once - I mean c'mon! Sure, I came up negative for the next 5 tests before I found out I was being tested for kratom while taking it the whole time :dafuq: but it still makes me wonder. If they test for kratom, what if they test for etizolam? What if 3-fpm has true amphetamine metabolites that pop a lab test?

I'm in a shitty position. If I fail a drug test, I get cut off from insomnia meds. If I'm cut off from insomnia meds, then I'd probably end up doing benzos too often for sleep. I really benefit from theraputic doses of benzos, but not only can't I get a script, but failing for benzos or anything else will make me lose my shitty-yet-still-helpful insomnia meds. I can't get out of this predicament until changing insurance, so for the time being I either stay clean for a few days before a test or use overpriced synthetic urine. Could I maybe just dilute the fake piss to get more uses out of it for the price tag? 

The problem with having to clean up for a test is, it makes it harder to plan out tolerance breaks (since they're forced) which makes binging, on anything, more tempting when I have a couple days to do anything. And benzo/stim binges both leave nasty repercussions for the first couple days coming off.

What would you do?


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Invisiblelarry.fisherman
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Re: Drug tests [Re: Drugstore] * 3
    #23465574 - 07/22/16 10:33 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

I'd just live in Canada.


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OfflineDr.Wongburger
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Re: Drug tests [Re: Drugstore]
    #23465599 - 07/22/16 10:41 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

whoa whoa whoa. You got drug tested for Kratom? What type of work do you do?

I would be VERY pissed if such a medicinal harmless drug such as Kratom started showing up on drug tests all over the place.

I live in a great time right now.... I don't want to leave this time..


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OfflineElectric Wizard21
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Re: Drug tests [Re: Drugstore]
    #23465623 - 07/22/16 10:56 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Why do people undero these tests? Is the job super important? I have never had to go through tests like this but thinking about it couldn't you just store your own piss until the test?


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Re: Drug tests [Re: Electric Wizard21]
    #23465629 - 07/22/16 10:59 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Fork out the 40+$ and buy fake piss, think about it in the long run if it's a job. what's 40$ to potential 100$-1000$'s?


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OfflineReposadoXochipilli
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Re: Drug tests [Re: Bazookatooth]
    #23465714 - 07/22/16 11:35 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

had a friend with random tests during probation in school and he smoked the entire time, just did the dilution method when they wanted samples.

the entire thing was a bit silly. just abstain for awhile.


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Re: Drug tests [Re: larry.fisherman] * 1
    #23465828 - 07/22/16 12:06 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

XLCaps said:
I'd just live in Canada.




works for me :jah:


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