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Drugstore
I fought the law



Registered: 07/22/16
Posts: 51
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Drug tests
#23465566 - 07/22/16 10:30 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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How do you deal with them when you can't or don't want to abstain from all substances, and you've got 2 a week?
I've used (and even reused with another handwarmer) quickfix synthetic piss, with much success. But that shit costs $40+tax for 3 oz, and I don't think I know anybody I could "borrow" from that would actually pass a drug test.
Benzos and stims at least only take a few days to get out, so I can have them right after a test. Same with alcohol, and even weed is out in like 3 days for me with one or two uses at no tolerance. Psychedelics aren't much of a concern.
But I can't help but be worried - I even popped positive for once - I mean c'mon! Sure, I came up negative for the next 5 tests before I found out I was being tested for kratom while taking it the whole time but it still makes me wonder. If they test for kratom, what if they test for etizolam? What if 3-fpm has true amphetamine metabolites that pop a lab test?
I'm in a shitty position. If I fail a drug test, I get cut off from insomnia meds. If I'm cut off from insomnia meds, then I'd probably end up doing benzos too often for sleep. I really benefit from theraputic doses of benzos, but not only can't I get a script, but failing for benzos or anything else will make me lose my shitty-yet-still-helpful insomnia meds. I can't get out of this predicament until changing insurance, so for the time being I either stay clean for a few days before a test or use overpriced synthetic urine. Could I maybe just dilute the fake piss to get more uses out of it for the price tag?
The problem with having to clean up for a test is, it makes it harder to plan out tolerance breaks (since they're forced) which makes binging, on anything, more tempting when I have a couple days to do anything. And benzo/stim binges both leave nasty repercussions for the first couple days coming off.
What would you do?
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larry.fisherman
shoulda died already


Registered: 11/03/12
Posts: 36,294
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I'd just live in Canada.
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Dr.Wongburger
Yes!!


Registered: 08/23/15
Posts: 1,308
Loc: Colorado, USA
Last seen: 6 years, 11 months
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whoa whoa whoa. You got drug tested for Kratom? What type of work do you do?
I would be VERY pissed if such a medicinal harmless drug such as Kratom started showing up on drug tests all over the place.
I live in a great time right now.... I don't want to leave this time..
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Electric Wizard21
Master


Registered: 04/25/16
Posts: 905
Loc: Russia
Last seen: 6 years, 10 months
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Why do people undero these tests? Is the job super important? I have never had to go through tests like this but thinking about it couldn't you just store your own piss until the test?
-------------------- I'm sick of all you hypocrites Holding me at bay And I don't need your sympathy To get me through the day Seasons change and so can I Hold on boy, no time to cry Untie these strings, I'm climbing down I won't let them push me away
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Bazookatooth
Jarl of Burger King

Registered: 04/09/15
Posts: 250
Last seen: 3 years, 6 months
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Fork out the 40+$ and buy fake piss, think about it in the long run if it's a job. what's 40$ to potential 100$-1000$'s?
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ReposadoXochipilli
Here, there, inbetween



Registered: 08/30/05
Posts: 7,501
Loc: Sand and sunshine
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had a friend with random tests during probation in school and he smoked the entire time, just did the dilution method when they wanted samples.
the entire thing was a bit silly. just abstain for awhile.
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Ezuma
Gontish Wizard



Registered: 12/02/13
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Loc: Roke
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Quote:
XLCaps said: I'd just live in Canada.
works for me
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