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OfflineXUL
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Friend fired for "pooping on the floor" * 1
    #23465381 - 07/22/16 09:28 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

For the sake of this web-argument, in my friends favor, I will vouch for him and tell everybody that he is a good person, and most likely did not do it -- although I was not personally there. Yet, nobody was there.

My friend and I work at the same factory. Today he was using the restroom and upon entering and exiting there was a pile of feces on the floor. My friend proceeded to use the bathroom and then exited. Some time later safety management was called and my friend was blamed due to the janitor's accusations that he was the last one out of the bathroom before the feces were found. *please note: both janitors are women and cannot enter the bathroom unless closing off the door.

After being accused my friend simply explained that it was not him. The safety officials proceeded to flush the feces down the toilet. The floor manager wanted to fire my friend, while his temp agency manager did not want to fire him. Instead they sent him home and told him to call his temp agency.

Without a doubt, this scenario seems very questionable.
    1.) They did not have actual evidence as to who released there bowels onto the floor.
    2.) They did not save or identify the feces in order to find a valid answer.
    3.) Every piece of evidence against my friend is essentially hearsay.

My question: what actions can my friend take in order to remedy the situation?

Any advice would be useful.

We are going to look up the labor laws in the state; we are going to use logic and facts to argue his case; and lastly, if it goes this far, we are going to contact a representative from the state, find a lawyer and sue.

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OfflinePatlal
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Re: Friend fired for "pooping on the floor" [Re: XUL]
    #23465391 - 07/22/16 09:32 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Man, I've been elbow deep in other's people shit to unclog toilets in my house... If they an't pick up a turd with a shivel and flush without bitching, they're assholes.


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Re: Friend fired for "pooping on the floor" [Re: Patlal]
    #23465408 - 07/22/16 09:36 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

who pooped the bed?


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Re: Friend fired for "pooping on the floor" [Re: sanchothestoner] * 1
    #23465443 - 07/22/16 09:46 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

i can't see how they can legally do this without proof, him being the last one seen leaving does not prove anything.

all in all a silly shitty situation, who shits on the floor when there is a toilet right there in the designated room for that purpose.


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Re: Friend fired for "pooping on the floor" [Re: ReposadoXochipilli] * 3
    #23465451 - 07/22/16 09:50 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Unless there is a contract they can fire without any reason.


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Re: Friend fired for "pooping on the floor" [Re: Morel Guy]
    #23465471 - 07/22/16 09:56 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Not entirely true. They can't fire him because he's gay or black for instance. I'm not sure where "shit on the floor" falls under the at will policy. I kinda wanna say they need to have proof but I feel safer saying they aren't obligated to actually prove it.


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Re: Friend fired for "pooping on the floor" [Re: ReposadoXochipilli]
    #23465501 - 07/22/16 10:05 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

ReposadoXochipilli said:
i can't see how they can legally do this without proof, him being the last one seen leaving does not prove anything.

all in all a silly shitty situation, who shits on the floor when there is a toilet right there in the designated room for that purpose.




You'd be surprised, worked at mcdonalds in my teens, at one point someone not only shit on the toilet seat instead of the toilet, but actually picked it up and smeared it across the walls and threw it at the ceiling....I almost got fired that day for refusing to clean it up.

That also wasn't the only time we found shit where it wasn't supposed to be.


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Re: Friend fired for "pooping on the floor" [Re: SirShroomsAlott] * 1
    #23465515 - 07/22/16 10:08 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

People take revenge shits at stores and restaurants and the like. Like seriously my very first week working retail, some guy comes in, whips his dick out and starts pissing on the ATM in my store. The ATM is 3 steps from the front door and adjacent to the front cash registers. There were customers in line checking out when he did this.


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Re: Friend fired for "pooping on the floor" [Re: SirShroomsAlott]
    #23465519 - 07/22/16 10:09 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Yeah man you insult these h***'s and the first thing they do is smear shit on the walls


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Re: Friend fired for "pooping on the floor" [Re: Shroomslip]
    #23465524 - 07/22/16 10:12 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

I felt so bad too because they had an autistic girl who was very antisocial as the "lobby" person who basically just did all the janitorial work and she was always the one who had to pick it up and clean it, they basically made her do anything that no one else wanted to do


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Re: Friend fired for "pooping on the floor" [Re: XUL] * 19
    #23465534 - 07/22/16 10:16 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

This whole thing stinks to high heaven.


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Re: Friend fired for "pooping on the floor" [Re: SirShroomsAlott]
    #23465550 - 07/22/16 10:23 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

I would have definitely gotten fired that day if they told me to clean that up..

I worked at a supermarket in my teens and at least once a day an old person would come in and shit/piss his or herself.
So the isles they went down would be dripping with piss and (sometimes) diarrhea dribble all over the floor.

Like FUCK if you can't hold your bowl movements wear a fucking diaper


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Re: Friend fired for "pooping on the floor" [Re: MommaSmurf] * 1
    #23465560 - 07/22/16 10:27 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Your friend is screwed and there is nothing you can do aside from speaking to management. Temp agencies hire you, not the place you're temping for. That's a big reason why factories and such like temps. As a temporary worker you expect to not stick around, that's common sense. Without a contract with the company you're directly labouring for, you inherit no right to a reason for dismissal. The labour board can do nothing about this, that is the terms for temporary and/or probationary work.


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Re: Friend fired for "pooping on the floor" [Re: Great Scott]
    #23465671 - 07/22/16 11:22 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

PeyoteZen said:
This whole thing stinks to high heaven.




You nailed it, dude.

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Re: Friend fired for "pooping on the floor" [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #23465728 - 07/22/16 11:38 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

XLCaps said:
Your friend is screwed and there is nothing you can do aside from speaking to management. Temp agencies hire you, not the place you're temping for. That's a big reason why factories and such like temps. As a temporary worker you expect to not stick around, that's common sense. Without a contract with the company you're directly labouring for, you inherit no right to a reason for dismissal. The labour board can do nothing about this, that is the terms for temporary and/or probationary work.




I was about to post this. Exact reason temp work blows.


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Re: Friend fired for "pooping on the floor" [Re: XUL] * 9
    #23465735 - 07/22/16 11:39 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Always love me a good poop on the floor at work story



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Re: Friend fired for "pooping on the floor" [Re: danielx]
    #23465754 - 07/22/16 11:44 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

I can't believe OP is so worried about this shit terrible job?  Is he a felon or something?  Why is everyone so keen on blaming him?  Do they think he's a jerk?  If my place of employment tried to fire me for taking a dump on the floor when I didn't then I would quit anyway.


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Re: Friend fired for "pooping on the floor" [Re: Hippocampus] * 2
    #23465760 - 07/22/16 11:46 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Id just take a dump on the floor if i got fired when i didnt take a dump on the floor


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Re: Friend fired for "pooping on the floor" [Re: Hippocampus]
    #23465772 - 07/22/16 11:48 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

The job is important to him because our entire house works there. But I think he will find work elsewhere.

I have been searching other sources to I and the answer seems to be the same. Oh well.

Wrong place, wrong time. Bad luck.


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Re: Friend fired for "pooping on the floor" [Re: XUL] * 2
    #23465827 - 07/22/16 12:06 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

The twist to the story.










It was actually XUL that pooped on the floor.


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Re: Friend fired for "pooping on the floor" [Re: XUL] * 2
    #23465894 - 07/22/16 12:27 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

XUL said:
For the sake of this web-argument, in my friends favor, I will vouch for him and tell everybody that he is a good person, and most likely did not do it -- although I was not personally there. Yet, nobody was there.

My friend and I work at the same factory. Today he was using the restroom and upon entering and exiting there was a pile of feces on the floor. My friend proceeded to use the bathroom and then exited. Some time later safety management was called and my friend was blamed due to the janitor's accusations that he was the last one out of the bathroom before the feces were found. *please note: both janitors are women and cannot enter the bathroom unless closing off the door.

After being accused my friend simply explained that it was not him. The safety officials proceeded to flush the feces down the toilet. The floor manager wanted to fire my friend, while his temp agency manager did not want to fire him. Instead they sent him home and told him to call his temp agency.

Without a doubt, this scenario seems very questionable.
    1.) They did not have actual evidence as to who released there bowels onto the floor.
    2.) They did not save or identify the feces in order to find a valid answer.
    3.) Every piece of evidence against my friend is essentially hearsay.

My question: what actions can my friend take in order to remedy the situation?

Any advice would be useful.

We are going to look up the labor laws in the state; we are going to use logic and facts to argue his case; and lastly, if it goes this far, we are going to contact a representative from the state, find a lawyer and sue.

:stoned:




Hold on a minute... Stop the presses.

Something very important just occured to me. We are missing a crucial detail here.

Is your friend a dog?


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Re: Friend fired for "pooping on the floor" [Re: XUL]
    #23465911 - 07/22/16 12:32 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Some of you guys have some strange ideas about business. They can and will fire you at any time for any reason at all no matter if it's legit or not, and there's nothing you can do about it. That's business, both the employee and the employer can terminate employment at any time for any reason. This is 100x as true when you're working through a temp agency.

Quote:

Patlal said:
Is your friend a dog?



Asking the important questions :lol:


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Re: Friend fired for "pooping on the floor" [Re: XUL] * 2
    #23465918 - 07/22/16 12:35 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

My poop story:

I was a graveyard shift security at a trucking facility as a college student. No one was ever there at night. One night I shit so big in the toliet I clogged it up. Didn't feel like unplugging it right at that moment, so I left it disgusting and decided to clean it later in the night.

Fast forward 2 hours one of the front office workers came in to get something. He came out completely heated over the toliet, I blamed it on the cleaning crew. I could tell he didn't believe me and was pissed, but had no proof.

As he was pulling out of the parking lot, he was so pissed he backed he accidently backed his new integra into a pole in the parking lot as im watching and laughing.

2nd poop story:

I was at a campsite in San Diego for a bachleor party. We were all in a huge line for the shower when I realized I had to shit. Didnt want to lose my place in line, so I figured kill two birds with one stone and shit inside the shower while im washing myself. As I left I said "your up!" to the next guy in line and he screamed "Oh my god who brought a fucking dog in the showers!"


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Re: Friend fired for "pooping on the floor" [Re: sanchothestoner] * 1
    #23465947 - 07/22/16 12:43 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

sanchothestoner said:
who pooped the bed?



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Re: Friend fired for "pooping on the floor" [Re: MommaSmurf] * 1
    #23465994 - 07/22/16 01:02 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

MommaSmurf said:
I would have definitely gotten fired that day if they told me to clean that up..

I worked at a supermarket in my teens and at least once a day an old person would come in and shit/piss his or herself.
So the isles they went down would be dripping with piss and (sometimes) diarrhea dribble all over the floor.

Like FUCK if you can't hold your bowl movements wear a fucking diaper




I feel that. I was a busser for like 6 years. I made pretty good money but I don't get paid nearly enough to clean up vomit and shit.

The shit I've done to keep a job. Jesus.


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Re: Friend fired for "pooping on the floor" [Re: danielx]
    #23466522 - 07/22/16 03:52 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

danielx said:
My poop story:

I was a graveyard shift security at a trucking facility as a college student. No one was ever there at night. One night I shit so big in the toliet I clogged it up. Didn't feel like unplugging it right at that moment, so I left it disgusting and decided to clean it later in the night.

Fast forward 2 hours one of the front office workers came in to get something. He came out completely heated over the toliet, I blamed it on the cleaning crew. I could tell he didn't believe me and was pissed, but had no proof.

As he was pulling out of the parking lot, he was so pissed he backed he accidently backed his new integra into a pole in the parking lot as im watching and laughing.

2nd poop story:

I was at a campsite in San Diego for a bachleor party. We were all in a huge line for the shower when I realized I had to shit. Didnt want to lose my place in line, so I figured kill two birds with one stone and shit inside the shower while im washing myself. As I left I said "your up!" to the next guy in line and he screamed "Oh my god who brought a fucking dog in the showers!"



3rd poop story:


One time you were pissed at your asshole boss at a resort you worked at and shit in a bucket in a tool shed.

It might still be there.


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Re: Friend fired for "pooping on the floor" [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
    #23466655 - 07/22/16 04:28 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Is this now an airing of soiled underpants thread?

Airing won't do anything, I'm afraid.

They'll either need to be washed at 95c or flung in the bin.


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Re: Friend fired for "pooping on the floor" [Re: XUL] * 2
    #23466700 - 07/22/16 04:47 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

That sure is a shitty situation to be in.


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Re: Friend fired for "pooping on the floor" [Re: XUL]
    #23466785 - 07/22/16 05:19 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Holy shit man.  Most likely you work at At-will employment state. They can fire your buddy no matter the shitty situation. Why the hell do you think you work for temp agency's now .


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Re: Friend fired for "pooping on the floor" [Re: trekie]
    #23466793 - 07/22/16 05:21 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

How does one manage to completely miss the toilet. Must've been a rushed experience

Either way, fucking disgusting. This is why cameras need to be installed in all stalls


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Re: Friend fired for "pooping on the floor" [Re: plasma]
    #23466801 - 07/22/16 05:23 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Maybe his friend is use to squat toilets



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Re: Friend fired for "pooping on the floor" [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
    #23469109 - 07/23/16 12:04 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Dude I totally forgot about that poop story, good catch.

Do I have a problem with poop?


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Re: Friend fired for "pooping on the floor" [Re: danielx]
    #23469118 - 07/23/16 12:08 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

So whatever ultimately became of the suspected pooper? Please divulge us with details, OP.

The poop story needs to reach some sort of conclusion...we need closure.


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Re: Friend fired for "pooping on the floor" [Re: Niffla]
    #23469128 - 07/23/16 12:12 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Welp this thread helped me lose my appetite. :feelsweirdman: Thanks guys


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Re: Friend fired for "pooping on the floor" [Re: Niffla]
    #23469135 - 07/23/16 12:16 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Just deny it. Ither way thou, now that hes in the spotlight, if he don't get fired over this, they will wait and look for an excuse to fire him whenever one comes up. Time to move onto something else


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Re: Friend fired for "pooping on the floor" [Re: trekie]
    #23469141 - 07/23/16 12:17 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Also its actually much healthier to squat rather than sit. I know some people that keep a box or a small stool in their bathroom to elevate their feet. Helps hemorrhoids, lowers the chance of developing colon cancer and appendicitis, and is just generally more comfortable.

You gotta think ya know people have been shitting in holes and pots or just the ground for thousands, tens of thousands, of years. We weren't designed to sit on a tree branch with our legs dangling while we shit.


Yep appetite is officially gone.


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Re: Friend fired for "pooping on the floor" [Re: danielx]
    #23469143 - 07/23/16 12:17 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

danielx said:
My poop story:

I was a graveyard shift security at a trucking facility as a college student. No one was ever there at night. One night I shit so big in the toliet I clogged it up. Didn't feel like unplugging it right at that moment, so I left it disgusting and decided to clean it later in the night.

Fast forward 2 hours one of the front office workers came in to get something. He came out completely heated over the toliet, I blamed it on the cleaning crew. I could tell he didn't believe me and was pissed, but had no proof.

As he was pulling out of the parking lot, he was so pissed he backed he accidently backed his new integra into a pole in the parking lot as im watching and laughing.

2nd poop story:

I was at a campsite in San Diego for a bachleor party. We were all in a huge line for the shower when I realized I had to shit. Didnt want to lose my place in line, so I figured kill two birds with one stone and shit inside the shower while im washing myself. As I left I said "your up!" to the next guy in line and he screamed "Oh my god who brought a fucking dog in the showers!"



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Re: Friend fired for "pooping on the floor" [Re: sanchothestoner]
    #23469205 - 07/23/16 12:44 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

So did he get fired after all?


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Re: Friend fired for "pooping on the floor" [Re: Patlal] * 1
    #23469233 - 07/23/16 12:54 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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So did he get fired after all?




nope he ended up getting promoted


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Re: Friend fired for "pooping on the floor" [Re: sanchothestoner]
    #23469326 - 07/23/16 01:31 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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who pooped the bed?



THIS 1000×.This and the south park "fudge dragon" were all that was playing through my mind.

This is fucked op. I feel for your friend. On the one hand you think "why didn't he tell anyone about the poop?" But on the other hand, considering the state of most public bathrooms, am i supposed to tell my boss or anyone of everytime poop isn't in the bowl?

It's sad that we live in a world where poop outside the toilet is so common you can almost use any public bathroom and not think anything of a pile of shit outside of the toilet.


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Re: Friend fired for "pooping on the floor" [Re: nooneman] * 1
    #23469432 - 07/23/16 02:10 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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Some of you guys have some strange ideas about business. They can and will fire you at any time for any reason at all no matter if it's legit or not, and there's nothing you can do about it. That's business, both the employee and the employer can terminate employment at any time for any reason. This is 100x as true when you're working through a temp agency.

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Is your friend a dog?



Asking the important questions :lol:




Not in the glorious land of Canada. Reasons for termination have to be legit after 3 months, and substantial.


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Re: Friend fired for "pooping on the floor" [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
    #23469954 - 07/23/16 04:55 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

He got promoted!?  :lol: 

I may have to start pooping on the floor at my work


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Re: Friend fired for "pooping on the floor" [Re: Hippocampus] * 1
    #23470039 - 07/23/16 05:25 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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He got promoted!?  :lol: 






Yup. They praised him for being self motivated and for thinking "outside the box".


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Re: Friend fired for "pooping on the floor" [Re: Niffla] * 1
    #23470221 - 07/23/16 06:38 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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Niffla said:
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Hippocampus said:
He got promoted!?  :lol: 






Yup. They praised him for being self motivated and for thinking "outside the box".



I LIKE YOU KID, YOU DON'T PLAY BY THE RULES AND DON'T PUT UP WITH ANYONE'S SHIT. YOU SHIT WHERE YOU WANT AND YOU SAY "THAT'S MY CHOICE AND I'M STICKING WITH IT". THAT'S THE KIND OF ATTITUDE I WANT TO ENCOURAGE AROUND HERE AND WHY I'M PROMOTING YOU TO VP! KEEP THIS UP AND YOU'LL BE THE HEAD MANAGER IN NO TIME!!!


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Not LSD, you can't get addicted to LSD, it was built by scientists.

I ain't got no demons that gonna get woke.


In erowid we trust.

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Re: Friend fired for "pooping on the floor" [Re: LuSiD enthusiast]
    #23471243 - 07/24/16 02:23 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

:lol:


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